Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

OOOOO WE your tellin me. My hubs has a strict rule "no dolls junk shall be bigger than mine its just not fair" I almost peed laughing

 

My mother said my Doll Chateau dolls look like starving prisoners
Also calls my guys transvestites.
My father and granny said when they saw the adjustable penises that I shouldn't show them to anyone, or they will think I'm a pervert and a weirdo :O

 

"I almost broke my finger trying to attach that foot!"

 

"Please, don't pluck my eyes out!" (while stringing a unicorn doll with a really pointy horn)

 

Several times waiting for a delivery which tracking did stand still for several days despite coming from a neighbourhood country where delivery usually just takes two or three days:
"My body is stuck!"
And once the tracking moved on:
"My body is coming!!!!!"

Also I often sigh to myself: "My head at home still needs a face..." which makes people look at me strangely when they hear... ^-^"

 

"No mum! Don't open the blind, you'll make my baby yellow in this goddamn heat!!!"
"OMfG shE'S SO CuTE" - I used to have a huuuge phobia of dolls.
"Wow, I'm pretty sure I put your hip pieces together wrong, cus honey, you look like you've broken both of your legs"
"Acetone is a fricken lifesaver"
"This matte varnish isn't matte enough"
"I need to open these eyelids more"
"INCREDIBLE SHES LOOKING IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS NOT NIGHTMARE FUEL AT ALL"
"These tiny spikes aren't small enough"
"This tiny notebook isn't small enough"
"I stg if I get another goddamn pair of misfitting shoes I'm gonna stab a bitch"
"Your eyes aren't high-quality enough"
"Less fabric, please."
"No matter how many times I see you, I always get butterflies because you're so goddamn adorable"
"Look, 700 USD isn't that much for a doll."

 

"They're dressed as Confederates because they're rein-acting the civil war, and how can it be a white supremacist rally if clearly none of those dolls are white?"
(in answer to a picture of some of my dolls dressed in confederate uniforms with their flags in preparation for a battle).

 

"If I ever hit the big bucks, I'm having someone recreate the fairy house at science and industry for ME! BWUAHAHAHAHA!" < Said while sugar high and oogling pictures. I'm going sometime in the summer and I'm taking some of my BJD's with me for a full on photo shoot during the visit.

 

"Ouch, your breasts stick into my knee" > while restringing a girl doll

 

"Hold on mom, I'm painting her nipples"

"She looks beautiful even when she's bald and naked"

Also, I never understood threads like the "do you sleep with your bjds" one until my girl came a couple days ago. I wouldn't sleep next to her, but she's so cute I definitely would like to hug her!

 

"If he's still naked, I'm not bringing him over to your house."

 

Yesterday to my pukipuki who needs a bit of TLC: "WHY DOES YOUR FACE KEEP FALLING OF?!?!?!"
His face plate popped off into he snow, he is an open mouth sculpt, he ate so much snow...

 

"500$ for a doll? Ah, it's OK"

 

While making the mold for a head I've sculpted, I wrote the following note to myself " vaseline on the eyes; white silicone". That sounded really creepy.

 

"WHY ARE YOUR HIPS SO THICK BUT HOLES SO SMALL?!" While re-stringing my lovely msd.

"I just need to stick your foot in there without popping out ur darn knee!"

 

"I lost his EYES!" - Said as I searched desperately for my boy's eyes I bought him. They're now in the same bag as his wig. Whew.

 

"Hubby, Look she's so cheap, her fullset only costs 394 usd!"

 

Me to my first MSD "Your penis is even bigger than Matt's(My SD)" "I hate the way your penis look"

Me to both of them "You are so cute. I want to bite your head"

 

met my new helper (as in helps me at home to do things).... telling her about my resin family showing her my guys of which one is currently nude... and i get round to "one day I will own a 'multi-wang-man' if for no other reason than because it's hysterical and i can hang the magnetic peens on my fridge!"

she just howled LOL thought that it was too funny.

 

Talking to my favourite BJD friend:

"Are they taking about selling a sculpt or a doll wiener?" - about a doll with the sculpt name Dick being listed as a feeler in somebody's IG feed. I genuinely didn't know. In all fairness it could have been the latter.

 

"You can get him to sit on his legs, you just have to pull out his knees from his sockets"

"I have a very sturdy hold on him when one finger is between...the legs... There is no right way to phrase this is there"

"It took an hour to get his boots on, and now his pants are on him forever" (Souldoll Kyron's infamous resin boots and special extra tight pants....)

 

Things like
"She has the most beautiful breast. They have a nice, teenie bit of sagginess to them."
"The feet look AMAZING"
"I got her because she looks great in leggings"
"The fact she has a vagina is both fun and weird. But I try not to stare at it." (about bimong SD dolls, if you were curious)

Essentially shopping for dolls makes me sound thirsty, and a bit of a foot fetishist xD

 

"I've got way too many floating heads around here!"

"Now... where in the world did I put the eye putty!"

 

"And this is the dickmas tree where I store the male bits."

I have a loongsoul boy. I had all of his penises blushed so I want to keep them safe and let them be displayed so my friend got me a tiny little Christmas tree to suspend them from.

 

"Yeah she's bald at the moment, plus I had to take off her eyelashes and remove her eyes because I didn't like the way they looked."
"OMG her face is so cute! Wait, ONLY 600 dollars? Sweet!"
"Yeah my doll pinches my fingers sometimes..."

Uwaah... My non-dolly friends must think I'm insane lmao

 

this one goes on my top 5 list.... along with 'yay more penis fridge magnets!'

 

“Look, he can crouch!” Sard
“Be careful, her knees bite!” (Shiva)
“She needs all of the faces!” (Lusis, all U-noa)

 

"Damn it, now there's eyes in my pastels!"

"Oh yeah, I have a Dremel now. I could totally drill out her hips."

"There were literally nails on top of nails - I must have pried at least 300 little rusty nails out of that thing!" (Reupholstering an antique mini sofa for my spoiled resins.)

Mom: "Did you manage to clean off your head?"
Me: "Yeah, but it took about half a bottle of alcohol."

 

"These plants won't fit aroundhis massive crotch."
"I think my husband might be jealous of his physique. "
To husband who likes my Snowborn: "You don't get to steal my man!"

 

"I swear if your face falls off one more time..."

"Chloe, will you PLEASE stop falling off the cabinet?"

One time my mom said to me:
"You know, if you would have done this when you were younger I would have been very concerned for your future... I still am..."
*shrugs as I paint a decapitated doll head*

 

Geeze -- just how big is his crotch? And why is he wearing plants?

 

“Why is his penis so hard aaaargh!”

“Keeping heads stored in a drawer and stealing bodies is normal in this house.”

//at work in the photo studio//
Me: “Claudia, look what I made yesterday!”
Claudia: “oh, what is th- ARE THESE EYES? WHY???”
Me: “Because I needed new ones...?”

Girl: “Does he also have a peepee...?”
Me: “Yes.”
Girl: “Show me.”
Me: “No...?”

 

"Stop pawing her tits!!!"
(to my husband)

 

"Could you pick up my eyes at the post office, please?" (to my mom)

"I think I lost a hand in the backyard!" (about my minifee's magnetic hand that kept falling off)

 

"Oh no, I left my baby in the sun!"

 

"Stop kicking Lizzie, or no dress for you!" (had to restring her).

or the classic:
"Where's my eye?"

Watching a youtube unboxing video "Oooh, look his tiny movable weenie!"

or:
"Won't those boobs be too big."

 

"Lilly, if you flop again, we will have serious problems."
and
"She won't kill; me first, I just get her things to be adorable in."

 

"Yes! My body wasn't held by customs!" and when I went to the post that is in our grocery shop: "You go ahead, I'll just grab the body and put her in the back."
(The old people looked so weirdly at me.)

"What's in the package?"
"Eyes."
"Again? You've had four package of eyes already!"
"One were wrong size. And these are round, look how fancy! They are like eyes!"

"Can you lend me your small file?"
"Why?"
"I need to poke an eye."

 

I have to refit the magnet in his boy bit because it gaps and doesn't look real.

 

"I uhh... I'm not sure if that's your left thigh or your right one, bud."

"I need to seperate his fingers [...] Nah, it shouldn't be too hard, I just have to cut them apart."

"Aaaand you can sit next to your husband's disembodied head."

"I'm hoping to buy him a body by next summer. I think the hardest part will be making sure the skin tone matches."

 

"I hate having to dislocate the hips to get pants on"
" I need to get bodies for all the heads on my shelf"
"I think your thighs are backwards"

 

"Your body is driving me crazy!"

It would sound... different out of context.

Oh, and "Why are all these pictures clothed? I only want them for their body!" Companies should know better, I think.

 

"Removing his head is the easiest way to dress him."
"Hmm, I wonder if jointed fingers would be more trouble than they're worth."
"I hope these eyes fit in this head without any gaps."
"I hope the head fits on the neck properly!"

 

Every time my father looks at me and asks how much i spent on a doll. I never expected to be buying dolls for hundreds of dollars.

And a lot of "oh I like this body... but the breasts. They're too large."

And at second hand dolls "oh. Large bust. Sorry for wasting your time"

 

"Would you please stop getting your undies stuck in your thigh joints?!"

 

lmao my trinities undies got so far into her joints I was "where the hell did your panties GO?! Note at first you couldn't even see she had them on O_O.

then it was

'how am I going to get them out of you butt!?

 

"I haven't gotten around to fully stripping her yet, but I did take out her eyes."

 

"They aren't going to arrive on the same day! I was worried, he is too massive to haul around on the same day as her!"

 

"I've literally dropped her face on concrete before."

 

'yay new eyes'
'his eyelashes fell right off'
'i wonder if I could stuff him in this bag'

 

"So I pulled his robes open and spread his legs as far apart as I could.
.
.
Hey, I was studying his stringing mechanism to fix his stiff leg movements!"

 

"My head came in!"

 

Mine would probably be when I'm talking to friends...
"I was going to give her dreadlocks, but she didn't like them."
To my sister...
"Eyes!! For $5!!"
To my mother...
"$320 really isn't that bad, I mean one I was looking at was $405 and she didn't even come with eyes!"
I bet I sound crazy to most people lol!

 

"I took her body apart, she's soaking in the tub."

 

"next time we'll remove your head and hands before dressing you"
"the color difference between her head and body is making me want to get a new body"

 

I recently said to a friend:
'' First thing I did is took her head off and study the inside''

 

"I have a bunch of eyes and a head coming in the mail."
"I wish your head was easier to get off."

 

"Wish I had more storage space." I always felt that the less things I own, the less space I occupy, and the less things I have to worry about the better. Then I became obsessed with a doll and that lifestyle ended.

 

"30% off makes him such a good price for a mature tiny in pretty resin. I can't not get him. Even though I may also have to wait a year to get him."

 

"Whose hands are these?" (found a random baggie with a pair of spare hands inside while looking for something else on the crafting table ...)