Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

At the post office: "YEAH, MY BOX OF EYES CAME IN!"

 

Yesterday I talked with a friend via ICO about schoolstuff when my mother handed me the letter from the customs over and I suddenly wrote: "Ahhhh my eyes!!! They are in the customs! Why are they in the customs? ò__ó.... i-it should be my eyes..."

My friend at first thought I speak about my own eyes xDD


And today at the customs:
Man:Whats in there?
Me: Silicone eyes. (I was wrong they are polyglass eyes >_>'')
Man: o__o.... silicone eyes?
Me: yes ^_^

other man from the customs: What is in there? I hearded....eyes? *rattles at the package to hear something*
Me: yes silicone eyes.
He: ....... o.o.........*handed me over the package*

xD they looked so disbelieving xDD

 

"Ugh, I hate it when Ryuichi's fingers get all twisted around. They look broken and the wires look like bones sticking out!"

Said to my BFF gelfling21 on skype the other night while talking about jointed hands.

Ryu

 

Ahahahaha I also have a couple similar to what everyone said (concerning the eyes and wigs mostly)But, for me, the most funny thing is when my friend and I are discussing the body or the mold of a new doll that catched our eyes. At shcool.

'' OH! Look at those hips!''
''What? Ew, no I really don't like them''
'' And her butt! So cuuuute!''
''Well... she has a cute butt... but I prefer them bigger''
'' How can you say that? It's so weird''
'' Big butt are awesome!''

And it goes on and on and on. We discuss every details of the doll. It goes without saying that it earns us some very dirty looks.

 

Mum: "Do you have to keep that... body... on the dining table? I'm trying to eat."
Me: "Not now mum, I'm sanding her boobs"

"I've got a jar of eyes, I've got a jar of eyes! Take that, Jack Sparrow!"

"Can you fetch my head from the customs if it comes while I'm away?"

 

This totally harmless conversation got me a filthy look in a grocery store.

After ordering Jinx
Hubby: "So how long will it take to get in?" (He's not a bjd collector)
Me: "Not too long, I got him with white skin. Those with darker skin color take longer to get in." (At least from the person I ordered from...)

(And a woman walking by heard it, didn't know what was being talked about and gave me the ugliest look you ever did see.)

 

Whahahahahaha I think I know what she thought you were talking about XD

 

This thread is huge! I wonder if someone should start a new one.

 

The mods will when they feel it's too big, trust me, I've seen threads get up over 200 pages before the mods step in.

Anyways, the other day I said "I'm selling his body, it's driving me insane, I want to upgrade him" my friend burst out laughing and said "if I thought you were talking about a real human I'd be worried."

 

"Don't touch that brain on the table, it's drying." (just coated a tiny polymer-clay brain to put in my doll, just for fun)

 

Puppit, so much WIN!!!!! I might do that just to see how people react if I have to take dolly's headcap off in public LOL

 

"You broke your elbow, for the third time?? GEESH! Now I have to order you another one, again!"
"D'awww lookit that iddy widdy peen!"
"Someone dropped her head again."
"Huh!? They sent her with two different sized eyes!"
"Why are you cuddling HER?? You're supposed to be gay!"

 

'where did i put that hand'
'aww she is so floppy'
'her eye fell out again'

 

"yeah mom im going to carve into his FACE!"
talking about modding my next doll i plan on getting....

 

@ Puppit: Never thought of putting a brain into a doll head before. How did you get around the S-Hook and the eyes?

So mine is
Me: But really dad only $699 for a fullset Bianka isn't bad. I mean look at soom they charge over $1000 per set. So can I have her? For my birthday?
Dad: I'm sorry but it's too much...What's the shipping?
Me: I don't know but it will probably be only $750 tops.
Dad: Heck no...

We were talking about a Bianka that I really want for my birthday. My friend found this hilarious and we were like "wow that's a good deal" so I may be getting her in June next year.

 

Showing my dolls to other people
Me: "He even has a penis!"
Friend: "What about the girls? Do they come equipped too?"
Me: "Some of them. But it isn't as visible as on the guys"

I think this could have been very interesting, had it been out on the streets.

Also:
"Argh! I dropped his eye and it broke in half! No worries, though, it was only the back part that fell off"

 

My friend and I ended up discussing our boys' butt sizes. o_o

She: Hajime[her doll]'s butt is so big, it always pops out of his pants, is Kaede[my doll]'s butt big too?"
Me: Yeah his butt is big [hands Kaede over]
She: [examines butt]
Me: You can take his pants off if you like..
She: No it's okay ^-^"

LOL...I swear we're not that perverted.. orz|||

 

Talking to my hubby about doll related stuff recently:

"Someday I want to have a huge supply of spare eyes and wigs to play with! :3"

XD

 

I was talking to my flat mate about how I needed to go to the post office

"I have to mail out this box tomorrow"
"What's in it?"
"Ears"

 

Me about pics of Damian's body recently: "OMG he has a teeny weeny peeny, that's so cute!" (I actually said that, we speak English at home all the time). My hubby just walked in and thought I was talking about him, he didn't speak to me for over an hour!

 

Oh that is awesome! Maybe I should try to make such a creepy anatomy doll (you know, where you can remove the intestines and such like a puzzle) out of BJD with stuff like that :P And I could also cast the next doll-brain out of foam so it doesn't rattle when the eye putty looses it's stickyness and the brains just flies loose through the skull.

*Reads back* ok that sounded really weird... A rattling brain on the loose.

 

"I'm gonna take off his head and put the puppet over the shoulders, and it will be glorious."

"I need to use your computer to buy something, I don't want to do it on mine 'cause of this virus and I don't trust the security of my browser right now..."
"What sites are you subjecting my computer to?"
"Oh, I just need to buy some eyes."

"Ahh frick, can you hand me that hair? His skull's all banging up against the wall, I don't want it to get dented or scraped up or anything..."

"Did you have a chance to mail my head today?"

"What's in that box?"
"Some clothes, couple of heads.. extra eyes. Just leave it."

 

"My naked guy is being held hostage!" (Damian has been in customs for a week and a half now)

 

My mother and I are ill right now. Today I wanted to see the fresh bought eyes but don't know where they are.
Me: mom where are my eyes? *mumbles in headache*
mom: don't know *anserwing sleepy*
me: *walks around* *searching roughly* my eyes, where are my eyes? did you have seen them? *goes on to search*

then I realized that in our state to search for suspicious eyes..... It must be like in a zombie-movie xD

 

When restringing Aelic:

Me: Hey mom, look at his torso. *shows her the lower part of his torso making the owl face*
Mom: ...It looks like at owl. He has a really small penis.
Me and Aelic: -.-'

Again while restringing Aelic:

Me: Geez Aelic... Your thighs are so chubby but the hole inside is tiny...
Mom was like, "Say whut? o.O" Getting the totally wrong impression. I was just having a hard time getting the elastic through his thighs...

When ordering new eyes for Aelic:

Me: Daaaaaaad, can I have $11?
Dad: No. Why?
Me: Awww, pleeaasseee? I want to buy these really cheap nice eyes... It's so hard to find brown glass eyes these days...
Dad: Umm... Are they on sale?
Me: Basically.
Dad: ...Okay, fine. >.>
Me: Yay!

 

It was the middle of the night and I was restringing dolls (my flatmate was the one helping me)

"Hey can you do me a favor? I think I left a head on the windowsill"

 

"Hey, Mom, my head's in the mail! 8D"

Said that when my Abadon head was mailed out.

 

Today while restringing and I noticed the ends of his strings were hanging out of his torso "Get your intestines back in your body!"

 

I came home one day and saw a package on the doorstep...and it had been there for several hours...I said to my mom:

"Mom I wish the postman hadn't left my head on the doorstep".

 

"Why can I only find eyes I like across the ocean!" said today while browsing the MP for eyes. And only finding ones I like in Europe.

 

"No mom!! We can't go to the beah on vacation!!! My new doll is about to arriveee D:"

"Me: this dolls are amazing!! Is incredible that they have so much detail into them!
Mom: yeah looks like it
Me: yes! Look her boobs are al detailed and all *pulls shirt up*
Mom: ooook......
Me: and look at her belly botton!!!! And look *starts pulling shorts down*
Mom: ok stop it right there I believe you"

XD

 

"Do you think I could just sand off her v____a if I wanted to?"

 

"AHH HIS HAIR FELL OFF!!!"
"She keeps slapping herself in her face"
"Can you get me my box of eyes please?"

 

Talking about a centaur bjd to the bf:
First-
Me: "Ooooo he has two sets! Looky looky!"
Him: "What?"
Me: "His...um... horse genitals looks out of place...do real horse penis look like this...?"
Him: "Do you want to check?"
Me: "Hmmm I want to get rid of it...but then I'd feel so bad for him! He'll be genderless and sad and have no libido ever again" I stare at it some more "I think I'll probably save up some money and commission someone to sand it off."

 

"Oh my god, his legs fell off!"
"Dad, its not that weird. Some penises are pose-able or magnetic!"
"I don't get how he is half his height but his 'tool' is twice the size...,"
"No, it'll be fine. Just gimme the glue and I'll fix his guts,"
"Yeah, he is, like, a magical reindeer. "
"Mom, they aren't for Satan worship!"

 

"No mess, sticks properly, comes off when I need it to, and does not dissolve my eyeballs. (that last being possibly one of the stranger things I've ever typed for a forum...)"

-me, from another thread here on DoA

 

"I am never taking him apart again."

"Hope the neighbors don't see me while I spray his crotch on the porch."

 

"I own a small boy with cat ears. Wearing shorts. I think my life is complete."

._. That...that makes me sound a lot worse than I am, in retrospect.

 

I've had very.. strange events with my dolls.. When I got my SD I showed her to my dad and his two friends, here's how it went down...

"So she has nipples and a..."

"Yep."

suddenly my dad's friend was molesting my doll -.-

 

To my friend's new doll's body blushing : "Wow, did her body come like that or did you do that yourself?"

 

Thanksgiving Day at the brother in law's house, me typing away on my laptop.

brother in law: Whatcha doin'?
Me: Trying to sell a body to someone in Germany. I think its sold.
b-i-l:
Me: *looks up* That...didn't sound right, did it?
b-i-l: Nope.

Ryu

 

Can I quote others? I just love "Eyelashes just require a steady hand and a toothpick "

 

i hurt my elbow yesterday so i cqant move it past a 90 degree angle...my first thought
"oh no! now im only single jointed!"

 

I was asking my friend how to fix a doll and this girl looked at me like i was insane

"so... what would happen if say his finger broke off?"

 

Running at the UPS man "MY BABY" he just replied "another one?"

Cow Boy is the best UPS man ever he is here once a week or so b/c of me and my dad (he works out of the house) lol

 

TheChibi, One thing I never thought I'd say till I owned a bjd: I think I love your UPS man

 

LOL he is cool I can't wait till my EMS stuff comes in my mail lady is a trip already can't wait to explain my huge packages to her ^_^

 

Me: "mom look I finally got the guts to take off her head, now I can fix her eyelash"
Mom: .... "okay "
Me:

 

"Let's see if I can fit both her teeth and her tongue in her mouth at the same time..." (followed by "IT DOES! The guy who made her is a genius!" but that sounds less ridiculous :P)

 

I hope this is okay to post here.

My BFF gelfling21 and I talking the other day about a certain male body part that came in the mail for me:

Me: Its here! Now Ryuichi's a complete man!

Gelfling21: Let me see!

Me: Okay! *takes pic and sends*

gelfling21: NICE!

Me: I wonder what the mailman would have thought if he knew that he was having me sign for a penis in a box?

Both of us: *dies laughing*

I ended up getting her a Buff optional part for Christmas too, so now both of our boys are "complete men!"

Gelfing21's response when the surprise body part arrived? This is the only thing I can post, as the rest were a bit more....adult:

"A package in a package! *Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* it's better than sliced bread!"

*dies laughing again*

Ryu

 

*talking to my cousin Laur on Skype* Yeah a lot of them come with fuli anatomically correcy details.
*my other cousin Bran* So the doll Auntie shipped you has man junk too?
*me* Uh, yeah, you saw him on her table
*Laur* Yeah her doll is more of a man than you! (I about died laughing there because he is the baby of their house and the girls always dressed him up like a little girl)


*to my hubby in the middle of a toy store while we were talking to his boss* Oh, yeah My eyeballs came in today!
*the manager* Uh.... wait what?
*Hubs* Don't even ask.

*to my roomie with my hubby not paying attention* Ooooh, I wanna get that one in green~
*hubs* I don't want to know...

 

I found myself having this conversation with the boyfriend earlier...

Me "What computer do you think I should get?"

BF "I like the blue...or the black."

Me "No, I mean a Macbook or a Vaio?"

BF "The Vaio! You can't play games on a Mac!"

Anyone who walked into that conversion would have thought we were talking about a real computer. But, no we were talking about a compact mirror for dolls.

 

"I have a bag of wigs"
"I lost a hand"
"I can't find my eyelashes" (I keep them in a separate box)
"MSC"
"eye putty"

 

"It's a magnetic Mr Happy!"

"Can you stash this body in the cabinet for me, while I work on the head?"

"Dangit I rubbed off his nose!"

"Take off her hands to get her dressed, then."

"Oh pooh, I got hair trimmings in his eye sockets... now the putty's a mess." "Why didn't you take his eyes out before cutting his hair, smarty pants?"

"Can I borrow your body?"

 

'His butt sits so well in my hand.' (About Wren as he apparently has a nice butt.)
'But Luc has JOINTed fingers!'
'Yui wants to borrow Luc's hands so he can strangle you.'
'He's so floppy, but he sits like a champ!'

 

"I need to take him apart, his arms are all twisted."

"I'm sorry, normally I'd love to trade but I need the money from this body for another body."

 

To my dad who asked what I got in the mail. ''Uhhh, nothing, just some eyes."

"I'll need to get him a body."

and just today "Noooo! His hairrrr!! Give it baaaaaack!!" to my brother who thought it would be funny to snatch my poor boy's fur wig and play crazy hairstyles with it xD

 

OMG make sure you don't break his bits!