Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

Hilarious!

This thread is the bees knees XD

 

Asking my room mate if she had seen my Iplehouse EID Luna Tamer's tail anywhere. I was changing her from Chimera to human on the sofa and lost her tail. (My cat had found it on the sofa and was trying to get it out of the cushions where it had lodged.)

 

Talking to my niece on the phone while walking to bus stop
" yes chibi I'm on my way now, oh wait a minute I need to make sure I put Aqua's ears in my pocket, *sigh* cuz that boy likes dropping body parts everywhere he goes"
I had aqua in Destiny's pillow bag pouch thing

 

"I'm thinking of selling her body."

 

From a friend last Saturday "His groin is out of joint."

Seriously. One of the best threads EVER.

 

Made me laugh out loud hahaha!!!

 

Me talking to a friend:

Me: And then she goes and SLAPS her upside the head! (Talking about my doll Kazumi who's been a brat lately joints going nuts whenever put next to Noah)

Friend: o.o Oh my.

And today.

"I think the bug that crawled up her joints finally fell out." (No there was no actual bugs in my doll...You know the old saying.)


My uncle: "Can you STOP putting naked dolls in the window!? Making me feel indecent!"

Me: I was sewing for her owe She was gonna be naked eventually.

 

Me talking to my mom:

Mom: your doll looks different.. What did you do?

Me: I sanded her boobs a few cup sizes smaller, she's a total pain to dress."

Me picking up a package:

Friend: what's in there?

Me: oh just some handcuffs. Also a head and some eyes.

 

I have so many ^^;

During painting session:
Mom: "Watchu got there?"
Me: "Just some body parts, I'm going to seal them in the garage"

Me: "His pelvic joint looks like an owl face"

Me: "If you take his hands off, he has nubs!"

Me: "Come here, you have to see how big his penis is."
Friend: "Wow... he's got a nice pair of testicles as well."
Me: "Yup."

 

This was before I told my mom about the new hobby I started, and I was at the table talking to myself when she overheard,
"Aww I like that body so much better! why doesn't it come with his head? His eyeshadow is way too dark. UG WHY CAN'T I JUST ORDER ALL THESE BODY PARTS TOGETHER? The shipping cost of his head alone.....maybe its on sale...."

Her face was priceless omg I wish I had a camera I had to try to explain to her that I was talking about doll parts not human parts for like fifteen minutes lol.

 

Speaking of Luna Tamers, I have one as well. Her name is Twyla. While skyping with gelfling21, my BFF, I was also sewing. Here's how the convo went:

Me: Oh CRAP, I dropped the needle! *looks around* I'm going to have to use Twyla's tail to find it!
Gelfling21: *dies laughing* You should post that in that 'things you never thought you'd say' thread!
Me: *laughing* I will!

Ryu

 

When I was 15 I screamed of happiness when I got the newest mobile phone, my first, Nokia 3110.

Now I'm almost 29. I still don't have a smartphone. I have a Nokia 7310, it's good enough.

When someone asks why - too expensive, I'd rather buy a new doll.

 

Brought my dolls to Show-and-Tell, I showed the whole class my doll and this question came up during question time:

Classmate: How many dolls do you currently have?
Me: I have two heads and a body so the heads are sharing the body.

 

"She's not creepy looking! Now touch her, isn't she soft."
Showing my husband my doll for the first time. If someone was listening in on our conversation they would probably think dirty stuff was going on.

 

I have a floating head in a box in my closet.

 

"Yeah, I sold his head to someone who has wanted one for a long time. Who knew my floating head was a perfect match, now I have a whole new character.

 

"I was starting to think maybe I don't love her after all - until I made her cross-eyed. Now she's so cute!"

referring to to my Tiny Delf Peter

 

I said this to a friend recently:

"My new boy still needs hair, clothing, a face, and a name, poor thing!"
"At least he has eyes."

 

"Stop being so floppy, why can't you be nice and stiff like the other boys here"
Said whilst restringing....

 

-friend "what did you get in the mail?" me "a head"

-me "WHAT HIS PENIS COMES OFF!?"

-coworker "how much did it cost" me "800$ OuO"

 

"I can't find any of my eyes!"

 

"I got rid of the body, but I love this head, maybe I'll just keep it in my closet for a while."

 

"Whoops! I accidentally unstrung his dick!"

 

Husband asks me if I'm waiting on anything to come in the mail and I say ~ just a body........... lol

 

"Gosh, the helpers are coming to clean my house, I have to get that naked man off the table!"

 

"So, how many heads do you have now?"
"When the new one comes in, it will be 4. 3 will get bodies eventually and one is for practice."

"I might boil his hands to change their shape."

"They have the most gorgeous body I've ever seen. Definitely buying that."

 

Talking to my husband as I was working on a head sculpt:

I put pins in his eyes to be sure they were even.

 

"Her boobs are to tiny I want to touch them!"
"Make sure that she's wrapped securely when you stuff her into your bag."
"Did you take out her eyes?"

 

Wow, just now realizing how much like serial killers/kidnappers this hobby sounds like....

"look, his penis yanks right off!"
"I don't like her arms, so I'm switching them with this other girls"
"oh, I don't know what to do with her, so I shoved her in her box and put the box in the closet."
"a good boiling will straighten her out!"

 

I just looked at mirodoll's new 60cm girl - and before I could stop myself said 'oh I love her boobs!!!'

 

This thread is hilarious and genius

While anxiously waiting for my Lucifer head to arrive I keep telling my family "I HAVE A HEAD IN THE MAIL I'M SO EXCITED FOR IT TO GET HERE!" They are all sick of it LOL!

LOL!! My sides!

Oh my god!! LOL I hope everything was okay afterwards!

 

My sister: can I play with her?
Me: sure, but she doesn't have her head on. Her body is on the bed if you want to see it.


Me: I know teens hate it when parents try to dress them. That's why I dress bjds instead.

 

Me: ugh, his new wig is just too perfect. Tatsuha needs the "spiky anime hair" look without having a fur wig.
Gelfling21: Have you tried hair gel?
Me: Naw, not yet. I was thinking of (white) glue, but if he gets wet, it'll be a mess!

Ryu

 

I'm tearing up from laughing at all this.

My head is lost in the mail!

 

One I posted just the other day in the IpleHouse WR:

"I've been known to clean unblushed body parts with rubbing alcohol after using my feet in a restringing session..."

 

"Aaaaagh!!! I only took his finger off and put in on the bed for a second and now it's gone!"

August 2014. I was wiring and sealing Vee's jointed hands when the tiny s-hooks for the fingers on his left hand pinged off of the elastic and flew across the room. I put the finger on the wire down to go and look for them and when I came back it was missing.

Six months on there's no sign of the hooks or the finger. I know they're somewhere in my room but it had me in a terrible state since this was the night before a trip up to Scotland with Vee to Collectormania and I also lost one of his hand-hooks and had to improvise with a safety pin. It got even worse when I lost one of his forearms that same night and had to look over the whole living room to find it.

 

This is an old thread but aaa so awesome

My best ones so far:
"I guess I can just dispose of her penis when the body gets here"

"Oh no his neck cartilage popped out and I can't find it from this damn rug"

"Now which scalp belonged to which head?"

"Put that sponge on his penis before putting him in the box so granny doesn't get a heart attack"

"My boy's butt kinda spreads into wings like this so that he can sit properly"

"Decapitating him was easier than I expected when I used a crochet hook"

 

*in front of college class* See, you can take off the back of the head and change the eyes. *wigs falls on ground as head cap comes off* There goes her hair.

I've got two floating heads in my closet.

I put super glue in your thighs! How did the sueding come off??

I hope security doesn't think I have guns (because my carry case looks like it should have guns in it).

I don't want him to melt in my car!

If you don't freaking sit I'm going to have to take you apart!

 

Ugh! I had a heck of a time with his pants...and I had his crotch in my face for the longest time!

 

When in the car with my father he once asked me about if male dolls have there private parts. The resulting conversation is one I never thought I would have with my dad, all about doll penis and how some are removable.

 

I've got a few lol
Me:yeah they are a bit expensive but its worth it for the quality
Grandma:I dont see why your mom hates you having her? Shes beautiful and keeps you busy.
Me: its because they are anatomically correct.
Grandma:so...(flips my dolls skirt)

"Oh boy free eyes!" got eyes when i bought clothes from an etsy shop

"Mom i need to go to a craft store for brush cleaner...i stained loreleis crotch...again"

"Hey put her head down!" to my sis when i was changing loreleis clothes.

 

"I have to pinch and twist his thighs sideways if I want him to stand up in those shoes."

"Floppy legs, such flip-floppity legs."

"He's got such yellow skin in comparison to your boy. Look how yellow he is."

"Mochi! (our cat) Don't steal anyone's hair again while we're out, you hear?"

"*laughing* He looks hilarious when his feet are completely backwards."

"I love all the shading of his body, but his thighs are chipping off already." (Body blushing.)

"I can't keep his shirt from continuously getting caught in his elbows. It's frustrating."

This one has a bit of a story. We have a 4 year old daughter. At a younger age she wondered what nips were. We call them "mosquito bites," but she mispronounces it and calls them "tweetie bites" instead. The other day my honey's body blushed doll was on the floor for measurements. Our daughter came over, pointed to his bare chest, and went, "Look at his pretty pink tweetie bites." I reached over to snatch him up, going, "Don't rub them, you silly!" O.o

 

"...So to do that you wrap plastic around the head and keep it tight with a band around the neck"

*Explaining DIY wigs

 

"I didn't think cutting off his ear would be so messy"
This when i took off aqua's human ears so that his fantasy ears would sit better on his head.

 

"Will you just STOP throwing your headcap at me, please?"

"Is that your eye on the floor?"

"I think I left my hands in the kitchen."

"Giant spider. On the move."

 

"She looks like she needs her nipples sanded down"

 

lol that remimded me... last week at a meet up...'good lord she could put an eye out with those nipples!'... first time seeing a doll with 'super sharps'... the ones I usually get are not nearly as...... dangerous? lol

 

"oh no, I mixed up the left and right leg again!"

 

"Ahhh I love my head"
"I need to clean his butt"
"Oops there goes his eye"

And I've only had a bjd for a month...XD

 

"his peen is showing through his god dang stritch stretchity black underwear how the heck is his peen showing through its blackkk!! look at itt!!! when you put him near a light you can see everything" "how many hours has it been i swear i think ive been sewing this elastic band on his undies for like a day already" "why is there so many black stains... aww god its inside your joints too??!" ahh! the adventures of hand sewing undies for my baby when i first got him. remeber kids prewash ur dark fabrics and for the love of god dont use super stretchy fabric for undies

 

I'm sure there are many more odd things I have said, but you know.. here's some I can remember at the moment.

"Oops! I just won another..."
"My head is here!"
"I need those eyes!"
"$150 for an outfit set? That's not bad." (Me at a store later- "$10 for a shirt!? NO way!")
"Oooh! This doll is only $600!"

 

"Holy foo, that's a lot of feet." (searching for a different pair of hands in the spare parts box)
(while re-stringing my new boy) "Now where the heck have your hands got to?"

Same situation: "Timothy Alexander Brown, will you stop throwing your headcap at me!"

 

"Oh. My. God. Would you look at those KNEES! Those knees are just... Wow those are gorgeous."

"I just... I just love his hands so much!"

"Man, I need to erase this tattoo and start over."

All of these were said at work. My co-workers just stopped asking.

 

"I'm just going to take off her arms to get this shirt on."

I think that's the best one I've found myself saying out of frustration in trying to get a shirt on without removing limbs. My husband was quick to laugh and say that it sounds so morbid. hahaha oops.

 

"Where did I put my head?"

"MY NEW CHILD JUST ARRIVED IN THE MAIL"

"Oh wow. Only $390. So cheap!"

 

Here is one i probably won't stop saying for a while...

" I need to stop buying so many eyes my eyeball jar is getting full "

 

Roommate "how do u get the cloths over her head?"
me "oh you just take the head off"
roommate "0.0 what"
me **takes head off**
roommate "...oh that...looks weird"
me "i find it normal"

 

"I'm saving up so I can buy her a sister for Christmas." - Me

"Whether I want to make her a boy or a big-breasted girl, all I have to do is change her chest." - Me

 

Went for a meeting with friends, we were only girls group that evening and I decided to show them my SD boy.
Them: "Does he have a penis?"
Me: "Sure! And it's even movable!".
My lovely piece of resin was a main star for the rest of the evening.

P.S
Not only for the penis movability of course x)

 

Had been talking about my purchase of my first doll with my college advisor during our meeting weeks in advanced and when he arrived I took him with me to show him off (I had made him a towel of shame to cover his bits).

Advisor: Oh so androgynous looking! What do they not have anything...oh a bulge...they actual...
Me: yeah someone has to design the penis must be a fun job
Advisor: Oh no balls though

I love my advisor.