Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

GAH! Today was epic "But I thought we were going with blue eyes?.....WHY WOULD YOU ORDER THREE?!? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THREE DOLLS!!" SOOOO FUUNNNNYYYY!!

 

^^Oh and "How much do you think a new pair of heeled feet will cost me?" LOL me on the phone with a friend in the room.... friend: O_o

 

Well... this isn't so much "I never thought I'd say" as it is "I never EVER expected my dad to say"... but every once in a while, my dad will shop around and keep an eye open for tiny doll scaled items and surprise me with them, saying;

"Here you go! I got these for your doll.... See? It's Zeek sized!!! ~Beams, all proud of his findings~"

and to this, I usually reply with

"You guys seem to spoil Zeek more then you spoil me!"

 

"It looks so girly on him."

"Well he is gay." My mother to me about Avalon's summer outfit...It really DOES look girly on him...Actually I think it looks like a shirt I owned back when I was seven...Heh go figure..

 

That's simple. "I'm a doll collector." ~

 

"What are you doing?"

"looking at bodies."

 

(Always when asked "what's her name?")

"His name is Johnny. Yes, he's a boy. Want me to prove it?"

Poor little guy has showed his genitals to many people I don't even know...

 

"Keep your hair on, and don't drop your lobster!"
(Yes, I talk to inanimate objects. No, I don't expect a reply.)

 

"Well of course he's naked, we're clothes shopping."

Never try to explain why you're doll is buck naked and sitting on your lap whilst browsing doll sites xD

 

omg my head is here! its so beautiful! LOL!!!

 

Me, discussing with someone whether having several extra sets of eyes is creepy: "No, I don't think it's creepy at all, but I have a small bag of hands, so maybe I'm not the best judge."


Conversation with an acquaintance who spotted me downtown with a doll carrier.
Her: "Is that a flute case? I didn't know you played the flute"
Me: "I don't. This is a doll carrier."
Her: "A doll carrier? What's in it?"
Me: "Tyler. One of my ball-jointed dolls."
Her: "So, it's not a flute case?"
Me: "No."
Her: "And you don't play the flute."
Me: *facepalm*

 

"shes watching every move you make, she knows when your sleeping and what you do at night, she'll always be watching you!"...at least i never thought to have it actually be true whist im saying it

 

"Oh god why won't your head go back on"

Or "Oh god why won't your *insert any body part* go back on", really.

 

I'm not sure that this counts... but Ooh well! It's still all in good fun

Today, while listening to the radio on my way to work... I discovered that I now giggle to the song "Where's my head at" by Basement Jaxx

I mean, the song is plenty silly to begin with... but after owning a BJD... well, I can never listen to that tune the same way again ^^

 

"This would be so much easier if your head were not attached to your body"
(said while changing eyes)

 

Keep your head(plate) on, will ya!

 

"Oh for pity's sake SIT STILL!" -- this comes from many attempts to get a pair of pants off, and then a new pair on, my incredibly petulant minifee Nyne. She was mad I was making clothes for someone other than her, and needed her to size check them. My partner was standing in the doorway of my sewing room, and he just looked at me and said "I know you love them, I really do, and I know to you their characters are real, but you know she can't actually move, right?" He looked seriously worried, which was amusing, considering he is someone who is used to shouts of "Where did you put your hand?!" "Don't look at me like that, it'll look better when it's finished" and "Did I leave and body parts down here?".

 

"Dammit, why won't your eyes go the way I want them to"!

 

I heard a small crack in my knee when I got up the other day (I was sitting with my leg tucked under me on my desk chair) and the first thought I had was: "I need to hot glue suede that."

 

I had been discussing dollie genitals with a friend who's not in the hobby, and so, of course, she was curious, and wanted to see. So, I took my Haru-chan down (an SD) and laid her on the bed, put her arms over her head, and while wrestling to get her panties off, I told Haru (I talk to inanimate objects a lot, I never expect them to answer), "Hold still so I can take off your panties"

At that moment, I stopped what I was doing, looked at my friend, and said, "This doesn't look OR sound right, does it?"

 

"Stop throwing your hair and faceplate!" My LTF Chiwoo does this ALL the time!

 

"...Yeah, my boy doll is anatomically correct."

"I can just sell the body... someone can use it more than me." >w>

 

A regular customer of mine asked me what I was doing for the weekend and I replied with "I've got a body coming in the mail."

Talking to my friend: "My new boy came with 2 penises, but he doesn't wear either of them"

To another doll friend: "I've got a head lying around, you can have it if you're willing to pay the shipping."

 

I text my boyfriend just yesterday saying: "Can we go to Poole on Friday after work? I need to collect a body." ...It's a good thing he knows me well XD

As for things I never thought I'd hear my mum say...:
(on finding a mini wheelbarrow that was perfect for my YoSDs) "Well I'll have to buy it for you, its too perfect and if we don't get it now we'll never find one again"

(on discussing Luts Aragon/Arwen deal, my friend wants Arwen but due to unforseen circumstances we've had to delay ordering) "No, don't buy him at the full price, wait until Zoe can get the girl & buy them together... they're a bargin at that price!"

 

"My girl keeps going exorcist, but after attacking her with a hot glue gun she stopped."
One of my recent hybrids liked to spin her head all the way around.

"Liam, stop being such a girl!"
Liam is my newest boy and he looks like a girl.

"I keep him as a eunuch."
​Mort has detachable magnetic manbits.

 

I had a scratch on my face and the first thing that popped out of my brain when I saw it in the mirror: "OH NO MY MSC cracked!"

Did I mention when I first wake up I tend to think of a lot of weird things?

 

I said to my friend the other day in regards to modding the doll I just bought: "You have no idea how excited I am to shave off her penis." or how about: "I paid $70 for that outfit! It was a steal!" And then my personal favorite: "He's anatomically correct! Would you like to see his penis? "

 

I think my worst was: "I hope that cute little girl comes nude! I neeeeed her nude." (Lati Yellow) LOL

This was in reference to my hopes of finding a particular Lati Yellow without any additionals minus head/body. My friend ended up raising his eyebrow and saying something along the lines of how fortunate he was for knowing what I was actually talking about because if he hadn't, my statement would have seemed...So. Very. Wrong. On so. Many. Levels.

 

The other day this came up "Eyes, eyes, where can I find a good set of eyes?"
and another good one "Why is there never a good cheap body for sale?"

 

This was the discussion tonight after dinner at the table. "Well, these are all her tattoos...but don't mind that she doesn't have her eyes in right now...he's wearing them." Waving around dolls to the husband's friend. While showing off the tattoos he discovered they're anatomically correct...and my response was "You can get some with detachable body parts too!"

 

LMFAO Just don't mention those 'detachable parts' can come in various states of .... shall we say.... 'happy'? ^^ my friend recently got one that came with FIVE (5) degrees of happy LOL... 5!

what I never thought I'd say? .... I want one! .... that and "I need to go shopping for baby shoes" (big dolls = big freaking feet).

 

"I'll just have to sand her penis off when she gets here"

"Neither of them have faces"

"Your man boobs are squarer than his were"

"Sorry, but I didn't buy you any clothes. Here, wear this envelope while I buy you some pants"

"How do you make boobs out of epoxy?"

"Maybe I could just leave her flat chested"

"Is his head small or does this one just have a big head?"

"They can both live in my desk. It's a bit of a squash but it's cool, they're friends"

"Mum, I sorted out the decapitated head situation"

"He looks even better with a body!"

"Do you want to watch me open him?"

"Why won't your head go on? It it because I'm a whimp? But I'm pulling so hard!" (I have no pliers, I string their heads on with ribbons)

"Oh, your joints are peanuts. Your sister has peanut elbows too!"

"He's not a fairy, he just has elf ears. They're not real anyways, he had dodgy surgery when he was drunk"

"I've not got any where to put any more bodies"

"They're both adults. See, this one is 5"10 and this one is 6"10. No, he's not an elf" (when explaining how an MSD and 70cm are both adults in the storyline)

"These 1/3 scale boots cost more than the outfit I'm wearing right now"

 

"Hi sweetheart, come in! ^__^ Please don't step on the eyes on the floor though, please."

This 'sweetheart' was neither enrolled in nor familiar with the hobby, so I got a reaction that is probably not meant for this forum. : D

 

" Oh I love abs so much !! "

" Masculine man with facial hair look so sexy "

" oh, just 100$ for 1 set clothes ? That cheap "

uh .. oh ... I don't know if it a good thing or not... have bjds ..... @__@:::

 

"As she's a tomboy I'm gonna order her on the boy body. Just need to, um, tend to something specific then. °__°"

 

"Where'd I put those hooves..."

"This goes in the hands box--"

"Ok, I've lost his foot somewhere in the apartment. He's an amputee until further notice."

 

Her eyes aren't home yet... I'll just let her borrow her brothers.

 

My brother got excited when he found out boy dolls were anatomically correct.
Him-"Does that thing have a penis?"
Me- "Um...Yes"
Him-Awesome! Why are they there?!
Never in my life would I think I would have a talk about boy doll parts with my brother.

 

During a discussion over who was stranger between me and my roommate.
"Please, I'm the one who keeps eyes in a medicine bottle."
Needless to say, I won.

 

I asked a fellow club member to 'make sure {she} brought the extra man bits... all 5!' O_O one of these days I'll be an owner of 'extra man bits' I swear it!

 

Went to the Volks store in Akihabara and bought some stuff. I came out holding a their shopping bag...

Dad: "Do you want to put your bag in mine? Can it be squashed?"
Me: "Arr...no that's okay. I can't afford to have my eyeballs squashed."
Dad:
Mum: "What?"
So I show them the eyeballs.
Dad:
Mum: "Oh..." (probably thinking: Oh....how did I give birth to such a creepy kid...)

Later on, I noticed my Volks bag had tipped on the floor...

Me: "Oh no! Are my eyeballs still there?!"
Dad:
Mum: "You'll better look."
Dad: "Let me help you. What are you looking for again?"
I'm frantically looking for them so no time to explain.
Mum: "Her eyeballs."
Dad:
Me: "Thank god it's still there!"
Mum: "That's good."
Dad:

Poor dad...he never got it...

 

"Hey, I need you to send me that box on my desk. The one with all the hands in it."

"Make sure you have both parts of his head."

"Dad! I need your help getting Elias's head back on!"

"I wish your spine would stop snapping out of place."

"His penis is too big for him to wear underwear."

"We were just trying to loosen her up and she broke!"

... Among others...

 

"Just because there's a magnet there doesn't mean you have to stick a penis on it."
"That's not a proper unicorn at all!" (Related)

"Well ok, but he can't just be groping the MSD's, it looks creepy" (referring to a bigger doll, not a human)
"Don't these chicks have any panties? What's wrong with you..."
"Try to get a good shot that's not an up-skirt. It's for the public page."
"Do your girls have stories?" "Nah, they just my rubber b*tches!" (Referring to several Ltd. DD)

I love my doll group.

 

"$15 is so expensive for an old navy shirt... $30 MSD shoes?! What a steal!"

 

"Her back pinched me!"

 

Got the funniest face from my mailman as i don't look like the type of person to need anymore then i have.
"Yay!! My BOOBS are here!!!"

 

lmfao omg I'd have paid to have witnessed that LOL

 

At a concert: "How the HELL do they expect me to drop $40 on the tour shirt?"
The next day: "Let's see... these boots and those eyes... might as well get that shirt... and that adds up to... forty-six dollars. $46?! Damn! That's good."

"I don't think I'll ever need a doll with hooves/horns... none of my characters'll fit them."
"Ok, so AFTER I get Michael, Cordiel's body, Siri, Jacqui, and the other phoenix who doesn't have a name, I'll get Asce. Time to find a 50cm muscular girl with hooves in a paper white!"

"DAMMIT, she's stained! Oh well, nobody'll notice..."

*cutting up a pair of old underwear* "Okay, this'll make a good pattern. Now, to just make it... four times... smaller."

"Okay, so I can buy a body, a wig, eyes, clothes and... that'll put me at enough to get the event head. YES! Too bad I don't have the $315 to drop on a complete doll... Don't they understand that this is SO CHEAP for all of that????"

"I HAVE to put him on layaway, he's exactly what I wanted and there's nowhere else to get what's basically a fullset doll for only $260."

 

"Hang on, I'm just boiling some hands."
"Can't get this damn eye to sit straight!"
"I had to take his eyebrows off like three times till they were right."

 

"Did my eyes come in the mail yet?"
"She's got a stained head, so she was cheaper"
"Oh that new one was so cheap, only $400!"
"I can't change his eyes now because his eye puddy is all dried out and I don't have more."

 

'I can't go out to the bar tonight, I'm doll poor.'
'I don't know, I mean his penis is way too small' - that one got me some strange looks
'If you want some good eyeballs theses days you really gotta throw down some cash'
'pay student loan or buy new doll things.....that's a tough call'

 

let's see mine would be this (while talking to a friend on the phone in public)

Every time I lay him down his head always ends up backwards also

At least I don't have to take off his head to put his clothes on

 

"Where's his penis? No, not that one, the normal one"

as my loongsoul boy has 5 and I prefer using only the normal one *smirk*

 

" Dad stop taking his shorts off for the last time he's a boy" this was said while I was driving my dad to the store and he was holding my msd during the ride.

and once we got in the store "I know he looks girly but that's just how he was made , why can't you just believe me when I say he's male?" we had been discussing gender " no dad i don't know why he has a penis " and how they were anatomically correct the whole time...yep store clerk gave us funny looks.

 

"OMG, look how detailed his junk is!" Said by me when I got Kell, my Soom Monzo, before I even strung his body.

 

"Finally! My head came in the mail today! I've been waiting for it for over a month!"
"I need to do some serious eye shopping, none of the ones I have fit!"
"I know what I want for my birthday, a new body (for my doll) -but hey, I'd like a new one for me too."
"Mom, since you are going to town today, could you please pick up my body at the post office, pretty please?"

 

first dolls comming from IH... told my Dad...

"I have to put out my housecoat for when the mail man arrives"

Can't have it where I normally keep it or I'd never make it to the door in time :P (my 'pakage' guy usually come 3 or so hours before I normally get up)

 

When telling my friend about my recent purchase:

"At first, I really just wanted that pretty little head of his, but then i checked my funds and noticed i could buy his body too! I already have two decapitated heads, so i'm glad that this guy will have his body. :3 "

 

Ah ah ah, this topic is so fun !!! I love it ...

 

Just today when talking with my dad ^^ "I love it when you go out of town... I don't spend any money!.... OOOH I can get my doll now!"... that was about an hour ago LOL...