Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

"I got Yin new hands, but they're smaller than the one's she came with and those look undersized to me."

And- "I ordered Yin new hands again, and paid as much in shipping as what I ordered."

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of writing!

 

Haha this is so relatable!

 

"would my cat confused this wig for a Mouse?" or "hmmm, just because this outfit costs the same as one for me, doesnt Mean she wont look absolutely adorable!" or "i might've bought more clothes for my doll.. No she wont be cold, but how can she not have a comfy sweater!?"
There's always a first time xD

 

"These dead bugs really like your hair." (er, yeah, that really made sense, huh? )
"Damn. Your head's too well attached!" (Seriously, DZ, how did you even get that head on?!)
"I know you need eyes, but I need to eat." ()

 

Yeah I know I should be getting the Pub ready for Halloween but I really need to get these guys parts restrung. Now that I've done one, I need to do all of them. (Ringdoll heliweenies)

 

"Oh god his [penis] fell off I hope it's still in his pants..."
I just got a doll with magnetic "bits" for the first time And, yes, it was in his pant leg

 

"She just decapitated herself...Dollcapitated?"

 

This thread is a riot XD. My goodness, these are so entertaining to read. I can't wait to have my own experiences.

 

“need to go buy some heel feet now” lol

 

"I think he'd gonna need at least one more go of me adding tummy here, he's in his fifties he hasn't got a washboard sixpack! ...Even if my Dad did at 60, that was for a film. He didn't keep it up. He's 'an outlier and will not be counted'."

"Well if his hips don't work well, neither do the characters'!"

"No more tall men!! No more! I just can't handle them!"

"She's been sitting here for years with no face. Well at least she has her eyeballs!"

"Yup, he's got a detachable- YUP. Hee. And a GENEROUS one too. Like, Mister Dollshe, my goodness."

"Lemme put it this way. See that guy? He can't wear tight pants. His sculptor was generous too. So *that* is why this one has that jointed."

 

(after a week long search for one of Pookii's magnetic hands.)

"Oh, good grief, there it is! It's stuck in his head."

 

Showing a picture to my non-doll collector boyfriend to explain dolls while window shopping online
"Look, he has p***s too"

 

"Come on, baby, let me put your hair on."

"Hold still, your eye is crooked."

"Will you stop sitting down already, jesus, your hips are loose as hell."

... sometimes I talk to my dolls the same way I talk to my kid. Or my cats

 

Don’t mind her upper arms. They’re backwards at the minute because I restrung her in a hurry last time.

 

"Looks like I'll have to pile the girls on him until his actual body arrives so his bad head-to-body ratio can be hidden."

 

This is such a mood

 

(me showing my friend my in-progress faceup on my new doll)

"I have to warn you, she's just a head...with no eyes and no back of her skull"

 

"Oh sorry, I had to clear all of the stray thighs and boobs off the table before I could log into the game" (I was doing vinyl maintenance on my Dollfie Dreams)

"Some~day~ my d**ks will come!" (Sung around month 4 of waiting on an order of DF-H bait n' tackle for a transmasc doll who needs some... accessories)

 

"I think I should just get mini versions of my two favorite dolls so I could do 'bedroom shots' without having to undress the big versions!"

Just my lame excuse attempting to justify why I want mini versions of Adhara and Guórén. I might have been bitten by the fashion mini bug!

 

My most recent rant at my doll

“ why are you so floppy? Stop flopping around, your legs are all over the place, come on I don’t want to have to take you apart to fix you, do you know how hard it is to re attach your hands!”

honestly I just don’t want to restring my girl right now shay please just stand on your own sad

 

"his hair fell off with his head wide open, and fortunately it is a great chance to change his eyes".
my friend looked at me as if I was murdering someone lmaooo

 

My friend: "GAH, where are her eyes? She looks soul-less."

Me: "Oh, did I forget to tell you that you can take part of their head off? That's how I can change eyes and such."

 

*Hears a strange tiny squeak*

*Looks over at my girl, Nira—who's on a doll stand right in front of me with a confident, sassy posture—with a peculiar glance*

to Nira: "Did you just toot?"

 

Shame on you! you don't wear underware
Where is your eye? (changing eyes)
Stop arching back like the exorcist! Stay straight (changing clothes)
Keep your hand on her body... like you want her (trying to take a couple pic)

 

Me: Want me to give a demonstration on how to change his special parts?
Hubby: ...I think I'll pass.

 

Mom, the cat has the wig again.

I will give you $200 for the body, you can keep the head.

 

Here's mine: "His penis makes his pants look weird."

 

"I'm sorry you don't have eyes!"

"Did they forget your FEET?"

"Stop sticking to my fingernails. My hands don't need eyestalks."

"I finally got her eyes in right and her lashes fell off!"

"Naked headless body sitting by my computer. Nothing weird about that."

 

"I love that the teeth and tongue are interchangeable!"

 

Postal worker I see all the time: What are you mailing today?
Me: a head...

 

"That's a cute handbag"
I'm a man for goodness' sake

 

I recently saw a fullset doll that I wanted the resin parts, but not the clothes from, and my response was to whine, "Awww but I want him naked."

Also, as a modder, I sound like even more of a serial killer, because my dad asked me how one of my projects was going and my response was "Decent. Now that I've hacked the torso apart, I know how much to chop up the arms."

 

"I'm a check your head for moths."

A week ago, I found a live moth under his wool and mohair wig cap. I don't want any repeats.

 

"if you need, i can hide the dolls so that you can sleep in here”

ah, having friends stay over during college was a lovely time

 

"I printed boobs, wanna see?"

 

This reminds me, I'm pretty sure I said, "These dead moths sure like hiding in your hair!" a while back. (Yeah, sure, the DEAD moths are climbing around in my dolls' wigs. I'd be surprised if I found one under a wig cap, though - I usually go for ones that fit tight.)

 

"Damn it, the penis rolled under the couch. Spouse! Turn off Darth Roomba, please, until I fetch his penis."

 

"I'm thinking about quitting BJDs when I can afford a marble boyfriend"

 

(While pulling out doll boxes, to the tune of over my head

"Under my bed, under my bed, under my bed.... WHY is it DUSTY down here you are UNDER a BED as PREVIOUSLY STATED."