The Corrupt a Wish Game!

... Granted, But the company have to announce they have become bankrupt, forcing all production to stop, and all finances frozen- you never receive your doll.

I wish I could decide on one theme/ design my new doll ...

 

Granted! But you absolutely hate your new doll after you have put weeks upon months of work and hundreds of dollars finishing it.

I wish a legit LUTS female multi type body would appear in my local marketplace.

 

GRANTED!
But it's horribly stained and/or waaay out of your price range!

I wish I had the money to get Jinx or Ysabela's bodies >.<

 

Granted! But before you can use that money, the styles are discontinued!

I wish the doll body I ordered would arrive now.

 

@Shinoa Granted, however upon quick delivery, the doll arrives with a snapped neck and shattered face plate.

I wish the mortgage company would process my paperwork today.

 

your wish is granted, but they did many of the sections wrong so you have to deal with it for at least another month trying to fix it.

I wish that i could find a fairyland Mia.

 

Granted. However, when you find her, she is badly stained from a dying project gone wrong and has severe arm and torso mods.

I wish I could find the perfect doll at an affordable price soon.

 

Granted! But said doll is a TLC doll that requires you to put a lot of money into it.

I wish that I could get characters for all of my dolls soon.

 

Granted! But said characters have developed extensive arcs where they go through radical physical changes and find new hairstyles that are incredibly unique and sure, you can find...through custom wig commissions. Enjoy those six, seven, eight new dolls...and enjoy shelling out a week's cost of groceries for each of their wigs!

I wish I could stop my trend of "I want a new doll. Yay I got a new doll! I want ANOTHER new doll. Yay I got another new doll! I want ANOTHER-ANOTHER new doll..." I love all my girls but it's getting irksome to keep feeling my attention shift from one character I was near-obsessed with, then fall to another as soon as I obtain them!

 

Granted! But it's because you move to Antarctica and can't get anyone to deliver you a new doll. Luckily you've befriended a penguin that likes bjds.

I wish I could use the 200.00 I have for doll things instead of buying my car tags.

 

Granted, but you can only buy things that are horrible quality, super expensive, and in all the wrong sizes.

I wish I could have the skills to do a decent faceup.

 

Granted! But now your mad face-up skills are in such high demand that you don't have time to work on any of your own dolls.

I wish that I could pull myself away from WoW long enough to make more clothes for my dolls. >_<

 

Granted, but your console that you play it on breaks beyond the point of return so you can never play WoW again!

I wish I knew how to sew in 1/4 scale

 

Granted! And as soon as you finish all the 1/4 clothes you wanted to make, you realize that all your dolls are 1/3 scale lol

I wish my doll posed as well as a real person

(Edit: Hahahah! @HoneyRyder, we've just posted at the same time! xD)

 

Granted... But then, you start to constantly hear your doll...just like a real person!!!!

I wish I could decide which one to order!!! Either 'Peewit' & 'Cuckoo' Popovy Dolls

 

Granted, but since they are made of porcelain, they make an awkful noise when the joints scrap against eachother.

I wish doll clothes could be inexpensive yet good quality.

 

Granted, but they seem to all have broken english phrases such as "good feel" or "hamburger hello love" the more cheaper, the more garbled.

I wish I had more time to flesh out my characters that I'm shelling into dolls.

 

Granted, you have to settle for sculpts that you must mod or put up with because no sculpts match your characters at all.

I wish doll zone and doll chateau's neck sizes were closer in their adult bodies.

 

Granted... But the two companies go in different directions completely regarding resin colours and quality !!!!

I wish that the Doll Chateau event dolls were all On Topic

 

Granted, but.. All non-event dolls are no longer On Topic.

I wish I could easily remove the superglue from my secondhand doll without damaging the resin.

 

Granted, but you use an expensive tool to remove it from your doll... and now you can't remove the glue from your tool.

I wish I could know exactly when my wishlist dolls will be available on the secondhand market so that I don't have to worry about buying one that's not so hard to find, only to have the rarest of my Grail dolls show up right after I complete the purchase.

 

Granted, but every one of the dolls is out of your price range.

I wish the exchange rate would drop so I can pay off my doll faster

 

Granted, but you wont be able to use any glue on your doll.

I wish I had a Venitu...

 

Granted, but it's the size you like the least.

I wish the eyes I ordered would come.

 

Granted, but they are cracked beyond repair.

I wish I could sew at least one nice dress for kiki

 

Granted, but she looks awful in it.

I wish I could have eyes that fit my floating head and not make it look shocked beyond belief.

 

Granted but they will get stuck in the wrong possition always.
I wish the customer service of the store I buy my fabric would be better...

 

Granted, but it's because that one cashier who is somewhat creepy, and totally not your type, has fallen in love with you and wants to convince you to spend as much time there as possible.

I wish Halogen's faux fur wig wasn't coming apart. It's the first BJD wig I ever bought, but it's perfect for him and because it's old I won't be able to get another one like it!

 

Granted! but it starts to frizz like crazy.
I wish my faceup supplies would already arrive...

 

granted but they changed the formula and it melts your dolls face!
i wish all companies would sell doll heads and bodies separately

 

Granted! But, none of the resin matches and the head holes are the wrong size for the necks!

I wish that production times were two days!

 

Granted, but the dolls/clothes/parts are the worst quality you've ever seen.

I wish the Limited dolls would stay up until I had the money to purchase them.

 

Granted, they stay up on the website but they are out of stock still and send off randoms doll for every order people make for the limited dolls.

I wish I had enough money to go on a doll clothes/wigs/eyes spree.

 

granted but everything you want will be out of stock , or won't fit when it comes!

i wish tan dolls cost the same as their normal skin counterparts

 

Granted but now all the fair skin dolls are the same price as tan dolls,so the price went up.

I wish I had money to buy all the dolls I would want and not go broke.

 

Granted, but all the dolls you previously wanted are not being made anymore, and you don't like any of the new molds.

I wish my doll clothes would magically sew themselves!

 

Granted but they are all the wrong size and in bad colors

I wish my newest edition to my bjd family would hurry up and get here.

 

Granted, but it's the wrong doll.

I wish all the doll companies would do brand new runs of all the most wanted dolls.

 

granted, but they are twice the price.

I wish the new LUTS Yul releases weren't limited.

 

Granted, but they still sell out before you have the funds to get one.

I wish that for one day out of the year, all BJDs were only 50 bucks each, including limited dolls.

 

Granted, but the worth of the dollar has absolutely exploded, so your wages have been adjusted and $50 is now give or take your monthly rent...and shipping prices are still the same to boot!

I wish more companies other than Dollheart made and sold 1930s-1940s style clothes! I want all the period dresses, but $120/outfit is a sometimes thing for my spoiled brats.

 

Granted but when they do you dont like what they make anyway and any that you do are way overpriced.


I wish that avalanch was not a limited doll. I want one so bad

 

Granted but it takes 10 years for you to receive the doll.

I wish I had doll friends that spoke English near me.

 

granted, but they only collect barbies and lalaloopsy dolls

i wish i could find wigs that fit for my dolls that had thinner hair

 

Granted but it's so thin they look balding and sickly.

I wish there were cuter heels in my girl's size to go with her heel feet

 

Granted! But unfortunately, they clash terribly with all of her clothes.

I wish I could find more super-tiny clothes that fit Elin perfectly.

 

granted, but they are all in very garish styles and colors that don't suit her at all

i wish my dolls could make their own clothes

 

Granted but they all have horrible and noticeable mistakes.
I wish some bjd online shops didn't have that confusing translations for their buying process and terms.

 

Granted, they don't translate anything you now have to do it yourself

I wish there was a bjd shop near me

 

There is. But they are way overpriced.

I wish someone would make a sculpt of Gerard Butler.

 

Granted, but it looks hideous and nothing like him with an overpriced price tag to boot!

I wish a doll company would release some English/non japanese vocaloids as bjds like Volks with the japanese vocaloids.

 

Granted, but they won't stop singing. Ever. The company has to issue a recall because customers are starting to go deaf. At least the songs they sing are your favorites!

I wish I could magically ensure that dishonest buyers and sellers are not a thing that exists anymore, basically making everyone in the hobby trustworthy.

 

Granted but they all have trust issues and won't sell or buy from other doll owners.

I wish more people in my area were into bjds.

 

Granted! But they're too afraid to admit it.

I wish there were more clothing options for 70cm dolls.

 

Granted but they are all hideous looking. And way overpriced.

I wish i had more time to spend with my dolls

 

granted, you have all the time to spend with your dolls, but you are now never happy with how they look forever hating their appearance and style.

I wish there was a doll that was released as self cleaning and unstainable.

 

Granted, but it uses toxic chemicals to clean itself meaning you can never touch it and any clothing you put on it melts.

I wish I could delete every embarrassing thing I've done on the internet (while getting to keep whatever I've learned from those past screw-ups)

 

Granted, but everyone (even people you don't know) now has vivid memories of each event/post.

I wish yellowing wasn't a thing I had to worry about with dolls!