The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted, but you hate all of the pictures that result from every photo shoot.

I wish I had any kind of bjd body that fit my head so I could at least see how it looks with a body.

 

Granted. You find the perfect body to try your head on, but hate how it looks and decide it will be a floating head forever.

I wish I could purchase my next doll already!

 

Granted! But when you get it, the body's ankle is chipped.

I wish I could find the right glass eyes for a doll.

 

Granted but when yoy find the perfect eye they are way over priced, but you get them anyway and when you put them in they look hideous in the doll

I wish that I could make enough money doing things like making bjd clothes to support myself In The hoddy

 

Granted! but you will be charged with a lot of commisions and you will be all stressed all the time.
I wish I could just start making/selling things to save money for my first doll.

 

Granted, but when you do the doll is out of stock and will no longer be produced.

I wish I had a larger room with more doll space

 

Granted but 3 of the 4 walls and the ceiling are nothing but glass. And the only wall is on the south side.


I wish I could start working on my craft projects for my dolls.

 

Granted, but for some odd reason, when you do, none of them ever turn out to be in the right scale for your dolls.

I wish I could easily buy shoes that perfectly fit my dolls

 

Granted but they clash with all your favorite outfits!

I wish I had more space to display dolls

 

Granted, your local area has been razed to the ground (but your dolls survived) and is now a barren wasteland. Plenty of space!

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule so my brain can actually function during the day, so I can be online at 3pm instead of 3am.

 

Granted but you don't find anything interesting or worth you time online

I wish someone we would give me a doll body for a floating head for my birthday out Christmas

 

Granted! Oh, man! Wait..... what's that smell? Did something die? Nope, the body is stinky!

I wish I found the doll room magically repaired and shelves built just as I have planned in my head......

 

Granted, but now the room is haunted by unhelpful poltergeists.

I wish my bank account was magically filled with enough money to get my doll body for my floating head.

 

Granted but after you buy the body and get the head on it you drop it and it smashes to pieces

I wish that my sister and bf would buy a doll to and quit complaining about wanting one but not having one

 

Granted, but then they start complaining because the dolls they got weren't what they really wanted.

I wish that I had all the tools and supplies to build my own BJD furniture.

 

Granted, but then one of the tools packs up and the wood isnt quite right!

I wish i could sew more intricate dresses..

 

Granted! But every dress is the wrong size, no matter what you do.

I wish I could get face ups for my two new/old Delf Girls who are sitting here blank!

 

Granted but they end up being exactly what you didn't wanted :v
I wish I had some update/confirmation on my order for my first head

 

Granted! But it's stuck in the middle of the desert in Africa for some reason.

I wish that I could get supplies so I can do face ups!

 

Granted! But the brushes are not the right size and the fibers fall off

I wish I had lots of money so I can get a new body for my boy!!

 

Granted, but it is horrible quality and doesnt fit your aesthetic.

I wish I could decide how I want my first heads faceup to look like.

 

Granted! But you can't find anyone that can paint it perfectly, including yourself.

I wish my Atelier Momoni doll was back from casting! I'm so anxious for her cute little face.

 

Granted, but she breaks during shipping.

I wish I had more money for more dolls.

 

Your wish is granted, your bank account balance has magically doubled. However unexpected expenses prevent you from actually spending the money on dolls!

I wish I could settle on concrete plans for a couple of my more troublesome dolls.

(Hm, no option to leave off my sig on my iPad?)

 

Granted: You decide to slightly modify your dolls. Unfortunately while trying to make your modification you gouge out a huge chunk of resin by accident, so you try to fix it with epoxy filler but for some reason the epoxy starts to soften the resin and the form starts to warp with every touch.

I wish it was easier to find clothes and shoes for my non-standard sized dolls.

 

Granted, but the prices are ridiculous!

I wish I had a cheap doll to practice faceups on.

 

Granted. You get that cheap doll, but the circumstances involved with obtaining it were both stressful and time draining. As a result, you can't stand to even look at it when it gets into your hands.

I wish I could stop impulse buying all of the things for my dolls.

 

Granted, but instead of impulse buying things for your dolls, you start impulse buying more dolls!

I wish my new doll would be made and shipped out to me soon.

 

Granted! It is finished and shipped today but...
There is a postal problem halting all mail until further notice.

I wish I could decide easily whether to get a new doll right now. I'm waffling and order deadline time grows shorter.

 

Granted! You decide to order it...but then immediately before you make that decision, you run into one of those dreadful Real Life Problems and run out of funds.

I wish my 6-month layaway would be over quicker! I just ordered it and am so excited.

 

Granted! Buuuut then shipping takes two months.

I wish I had a pair of pants that fit over my new girl's huge hips.

 

Granted! But they're way too short at the hem, and they're only available in garish colors.

I wish that I could find everything for the doll dioramas I want to make.

 

Granted! You can find it no problem; too bad they were all only released in extremely limited runs, and your 'easy findings' are collector's auctions on eBay for tenfold the original price.

I wish someone would release a realistically slim-mini boy around 50CM, with a MATURE face and a big, long bumpy nose and a manly body...price would be NO object whatsoever!

 

Granted! But the size and build of the nose makes him top heavy so no matter what he constantly face plants.

I wish I could find more resin 1:6 scale dolls that are mature.

 

Granted but they only look good when you have their head tilted down and you look at them from the top of their head down.

I wish I could meet one of the doll masters in Korea during my vacation.

 

Granted but their dialect is such that you (or a translator) can't understand them one bit so the meet is limited to smiles, pantomime and the word 'doll' a lot. (I hope you can too, actually!)

I wish my dolls would magically re-organize themselves and have little piles of what fits them set together because after months of neglect, I've forgotten exactly what fits who!

 

Granted! But a few pieces fit more than one doll, and they've ripped into pieces to be in more than one pile.

I wish I knew whether or not the doll I just ordered was actually in stock, or if it sold out without the website owners taking it down.

 

Granted! But it's sold out.

I wish I could have some doll buddies come over for a mini meet!

 

Granted, but they're all rude to you and are highly critical of your dolls.

I wish I had more friends in the hobby.

 

Granted, but they all live several states away from you.

I wish my family was more accepting of my hobby.

 

Granted! Now they love dolls, but they keep trying to push you into getting sculpts they like, instead of what you want.

I wish I had nice clothes that fit my newest girl.

 

Granted! But she decides she doesn't like any of them and wants to be a nude doll forever.

I wish Fairyland would hurry up and release the MnF Shiwoo head with the magnet head adaptation. Lishe and El are done already...

 

Granted, but it's a limited edition and all the ones that get sold end up having super obvious casting flaws/broken parts and Fairyland refuses to replace them.

I wish the dollshe classic 18 sale didn't have such an impending deadline, seeing the tickling clock is stressing me out so much D:

 

Granted, you have all the time you need to buy what you want however Dollshe ships your package with no protection and no cushions so your items smash again and again against the shipping box and by the time it arrives, everything is unrecognizable.

I wish I could find the best sculpt for one of my OC's in 1/4 scale.

 

Granted, and it looks perfect for your character, but it doesn't come in the resin color you need it to be and it's dye-resistant.

I wish Doll Chateau would hurry up and have an event so I can buy the two bodies I need and get extra swag.

 

Granted but because of the high demand they are backlogged and it takes 2 years to get to you.

I wish I had more room and more time to work on dolly things

 

Granted! The world has experienced an apocalyptic event, but you managed to survive because your soul was placed into an immortal vessel and launched into space. Now you are in the vast emptiness of space and have all the time you need without any of your worldly obligations since nothing is left on Earth.

I wish I knew how to make doll clothes and had all of the materials needed to do so!

 

Granted! But once you put the clothes you make on your doll they will never come off.

I wish I had the right fibers to make a nice wig for a doll.

 

Granted! You've found the perfect fibers, but they're WAY too slippery to make wefts out of and for some reason the only glue that will stick them to a wig cap just won't dry clear! You're doomed to a chunky-white based wig!

I wish September would come so my SOOM Cass girl would arrive! I AM SO EXCITED.

 

Granted! Your girl arrives, but without coa and with disformed knee joints.
I wish I had more time to customize my dolls!

 

granted! you realize time is an illusion and as you start to customize your dolls they all turn out horrendous
i wish i could buy some msc & gloss first instead of stockpiling on dolls

 

Granted! But the shipping on your MSC is so high you have to get a second job.
I wish Mandarake would send me my invoices so I know my stuff was still in stock!

 

Granted but then they dissapear and you won't know about them never(?
I wish I could start selling stuff so I could buy the body for my first head ;-;

 

Granted, But the head sits funny on the neck and you cant find a way to make it look right.

I wish I had more time to spend with my dolls,

 

Granted you fall into a deep sleep (think sleeping beauty) and are surrounded by your dolls.

Wish my order would shop from alice collections already

 

Granted, your order shipped but it got lost in the mail.

I wish I could find an authentic bjd at a thrift store.

 

Granted but it is in a really bad state. Awful stains and very chipped! :c
I wish I was able to create an OC that I ended up really liking.

 

Granted, but you change your mind and have to start over repeatedly!

I wish I could attend a BJD convention near me!

 

Granted...but it was actually a convention for Bursitic Joint Disease and you are obligated to sit through 12 hours of lectures and you paid hundreds of dollars to register.

I wish 1/3 scale furniture wasn't so doggone costly!
....and on a side note...Austin BJD con! Woo hoo!