Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Loongsoul,

Why oh why did you have to release a sculpt like ZhuZhao?! I had sworn no more 65cm++ dolls, but you are seriously testing my self-control. Please take it easy on releasing such jaw-dropping dolls for the sake of my sanity.

Sincerely,
Penniless doll mom

 

Dear Artemis,
I'd appreciate a bit more information on who you are. it would make crafting for you a bit less daunting if I knew you'd wear what I made.
You gorgeous thing.

Dear Kitaco children,
I promise I still love you. Giving the new girl some love doesn't reduce the amount I have for you four. I promise new faceups soon-- your Auntie Laura is moving closer next month and it'll be easier to get your artwork done.
Love,
your distracted Cenne

 

Dear Soom,

Please release more dark resin men! Pleeeeaaaaaseeeeeeee...

Sincerely,
It's been a few years since ive been good and Soomed

 

Dear Dollclans,

Please, please, open up a preorder sometime soon!

Sincerely,
It's about time I got my Phython

 

Dear Soom,

Please, send my dear River home soon. I'm dying to meet him!

Sincerely,
It's been four months already ajdskdjafdjkafjkab

 

Dear Sellers,

Please show the back of your products! The back of wigs, the back of clothing, etc. The sides of products. The product separate from the doll. Not just one photo duplicated or zoomed to various levels! It would be great to be able to see what we're thinking of buying.

Sincerely,
Customer

 

THIS THIS THIS omg THIS!

 

Yes! And show, or at least label, what kind of domes your eyes have too.

 

Dear Doll-Zone

Your wait time is making me nervous, please send me my baby before I have to move

Sincerely,
A nervous customer who's looking at everyone else's wait time of 6+ months.

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Dear Fairy Castle Doll,
When will you have your doll available through an english speaking dealer? Your sculpts are gorgeous but it's so hard to find out anything about you.

Sincerely,
Someone who fell in to love at first sight with FC Dove.

 

To my Dear Dollies,
Please decide among yourselves who gets to be worked on first. I know my hiatuses have been too long but I can't just work on you all at once. First doll to appear in a dream gets the premier spot. It's the only fair way!

Love,
M

 

Dear dad,
My dolls are not terrifying
Sincerely, Aki

 

Dear Xylander:

Please, PLEASE tell me what you want! You need clothes, you need a faceup, you need everything, but nothing quite looks right! What's the deal? What do you want to look like?

Sincerely, a frazzled doll owner with too much other stuff to do

 

Dear (insert basically every seller of anything),

Please respond to my super polite inquiries in less than three weeks.

Thank you,
A tired asker of questions, five weeks out

 

Dear second-hand marketplace,

Please, let me be lucky just for once. I know at least 50 units of that limited doll were made. I just ask for one of them to be up for sale at a reasonable price.

Sincerely, a girl with 0 points in Luck.

 

Dear BJDs,

Stop being so awkward to look at when I'm browsing body sculpts at work.

Sincerely,
My anxiety

 

Dear Chaeri,

Please stop demanding I make stuff for you for a while. I love making you clothes, wigs, and shoes, but I do have a job and a life. Also, your stuff has already outgrown two boxes and I can't get a bigger one until payday so I don't have room to put anything else I make for you.

Sincerely,

Your devoted but overworked dollmom

 

Dear Doll Zone,
Please consider offering that lovely angel wing body in a boy gender, since all of your other dolls of the same size are ladies there are no interchangeable parts.
Sincerely,
a fan who wants to put one on a shoulder of a 1/3...

 

Dear dollies of mine
I know you move. I find you in all likds of positions I did not put you in. I paid good money for you. Move when I am looking more often please. It excites me and lets me know you are in that shell.
Sincerely, your creepy owner

 

Dear Powers that Be,
Please help me find a job that pays decently. My dolls keep asking for more friends!
Sincerely,
Broke BJD collector

Dear owner,
We would like more clothes. Please make that fabric you bought before Christmas into things we can wear. Also, the sofas are getting crowded. Please make more chairs.
Love,
Your wardrobe limited dolls

Dear Dollshe,
Your dolls and resin colors are beautiful. If you could be more consistent about making and shipping them, you could sell far more of them!
Sincerely,
Waiting for over a year for a doll

 

Dear layaway,
Please stop tempting me into buying dolls.
Sincerely, paycheck.

Dear Dollpamm,
Your loli V02 bobble body is to die for, please open another order for them sometime soon.
Sincerely, my collection.

 

Dear checking account,
Really? Really now? Don't drag me into this nonsense.
Savings account

Dear owner,
So. How much longer are we going to be half-naked? Are those clothes coming along well?
Sincerely,
Your dolls

Dear dolls,
Er, not much longer, honest!
Sincerely,
Me

 

Dear Dollzone,
Please dont discontinue iris/Ivy! I love those lil tinies. I was literally about to buy them both!!!

ALSO

Dear doll companies,

Please make more mature tiny dolls. 25cm and smaller.

Sincerely,
Tiny lover

 

Dear Sciatica,
Please stop. My resin family thinks I've abandon them!.
Let up so i can touch them and not worry about dropping them!
Sincerely, Lonely for resin family doll mom

 

Dear BJD events,
Please stop tempting me to spend ALL the money.
Sincerely, Dev.

 

Dear Triexiz,
it's nice that you let me out of that dark box, but can you give me back my undies? And my new wig too...
Sincerely, Taker ( your only doll)

 

Dear Yukiko,

Could you please, please, please stop kicking me in the hand? It hurts.

Love,
Me

 

Dear SteamWitch,
Please stop piling and start sorting doll props. The piles are getting mixed up and Christmas stuff still isn't packed away.
So where are the little balloon lights again???
Sincerely,
The chaos on the floor, table and shelves.

 

Dear user,
Could you please stop pressing me so much? It kinda hurts. Try looking for dolls on your phone for once.
Sincerely,
your computer mouse

 

Dear Osquary,
Please leave our site alone for a few days, your order is not due to ship in another few weeks.
Sincerely Fairyland

 

Dear BJD companies,
Please put out more mature female sculpts with well-defined cheekbones! Round-faced girls are pretty enough, but they're kind of everywhere, and there's just not enough girls with different face shapes available. It's a serious shame!
Sincerely,
~More mature female sculpt lover

Again—

Dear BJD companies,
Could you please release more sculpts with elf ears? Better yet—why don't you make your sculpts with different interchangeable ear options? Variety is the spice of life, after all!
-Elf ear lover

 

Dear Grail Dolls,

Stop listing all at once! I am going broke and there are too many of you to catch.

Sincerely,
Loptr's Wallet


Dear Self,

Where is your mojo, bruh? Get out there- pictures won't take themselves.

-Loptr

 

Dear Luts (or any other company, really),

Please release another big knight guy with resin armor parts sometime soon. I don't care how much he costs, I will pay out of my nose for him. Please, I beg you. My knight thirst has become absolutely unbearable (both to myself and probably everyone else around me orz).

- Sincerely, Holding Out For A Hero (hero being not my knight in shining armor, but the company that makes him )

 

Dear me,
Stop complaining again and again about your lack of hobby activity and your poor skills at wigmaking and just start working on it!
Sincerely, past yourself.

 

Dear Houston weather, Kindly chillax on the humidity so I can do a faceup. Sincerely, "Over-hydrated in H-Town."

Dear Dollshe, I love your dolls, they are all so pretty, but I wish the wait was not so long. Sincerely, "Waiting for Rey Lewis."

 

Dear Slip,

Remember when you promised to finish working on us first as a "test run" for the doll hobby, and to create a bit of breathing space to prevent yourself buying any bjds on impulse?

Sincerely,
Your non-bjds (who are waiting downstairs to be completed, while you window-shop for future dolls online...)

 

Dear Ossy,

Please stop changing, adding to or re-saddling your projects all the time and. just. finish. SOMETHING!

Sincerely,
Your blood pressure, stress levels and conscious.
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Dear Postal Service App,

Please please please soon give Ossy an update on her Pukifee, We are getting sore, tired and bruised from her constant checking the shipping status.

Sincerely Ossy's fingers.

 

Dear Ace,
Please sew me a proper outfit before my little brother gets here. A new name would be nice too.
Sincerely, DollZone Lola

 

Dear Doll Family A Shana,
Please reveal to me your character... and your new name.
Sincerely,
Frustrated creative (Me)

Dear gods of BJDs
Please stop making me fall in love with limited/retired/impossible to acquire/Unpopular and out of business dolls.
Sincerely,
Also me

 

Dear Thyme,

Why are we all bald? The minis all have hair! You say you like us bigger dolls the best, but we don't even have wigs and are all half naked. Please address this issue.

Sincerely, the sd crew

 

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Dear doll companies and clothing companies,

Please, please, please sell more shoes for dolls with 10cm+ feet! Alternatively, stop making dolls with 10cm+ feet.

Sincerely,
ivorysand

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Dear employers,

Stop working me so damn hard during this pandemic. I need more energy for my escapes from reality.

Sincerely
ivorysand

 

Dear Soom,

Why do you never re-release dolls?

Sincerely : Always years too late.

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Dear Dollzone/Doll Chateau

Why do you keep cancelling dolls?

Sincerely: I can't buy them all at once.

 

I too have a letter for Doll Zone,
Dear Dollzone,
Give me more tiny babs. i just bought your Ivy during the discontinue event. I want her sister so bad!

Signed,
Tiny lover

Dear Internet,
Please show me where to buy tiny eye molds and eyes instead of showing me eyes that arent in my size and getting my hopes up.

Signed,
Overwhelmed and underdressed

 

Dear DollShe,

Would you please not make a special offer for a doll which I like so much? I neither need a 1/3 doll nor do I want to wait for so damn long!

Sincerely
Me and everyone who has been waiting for their doll for more than one year

 

Dear Employer,

I love working for you but I asked for part-time because I am in college courses still. I can't be working 40 hour weeks, so please stop scheduling me that much.

Sincerely,
a very tired employee and student.

 

Dear body,
Why must you hurt too much for me to work? I want to be useful (*cough*and be able to buy more dolls with the income*cough*).
Sincerely, mywishlistissolongugh

 

Dear DHL,
why don't you do your work and bring my new doll home? I sent you all the info you asked for and I'm willing to pay the huge amount for its release from customs so I don't know what else you want me to do.
Sincerely, a desperate BJD owner.

 

Dear Me,
Please stop checking the tracking every two hours... that doesn't make it come faster.
Sincerely,
Me

 

Dear Bardo Research,
Please offer Thel in Milky Tan again soon. I'd love a double jointed tiny elf!
Sincerely,
Has enough single-jointed girls

 

Dear DollZone,
Why
Sincerely, Saeyoung's Paypal account

 

Dear Postman, please bring my custom doll eyes in the mail today.
Sincerely, can't wait to see them!

 

Dear Dolly Seller,
Please show me the nude picture of your doll.
Sincerely, possible buyer.

 

Dear Grail,
please be for sale on a more reliable site
thanks,
nyxx.

Dear Child Nyxx,
ISTG IM GONNA MURDER YOU FOR NOT SAVING UP YOUR MONEY
thanks,
current nyxx.

Dear dollzone,
re-release your dolls so i dont get hurt
thanks,
nyxx's bank account

 

Dear Minifee Soony,
Please stop only being on the second hand market when my bank account is dead.
Signed,
Eli

Dear Lenny,
Please explain where the stain on your knee came from and how I can fix it.
Regards, your loving sponsor.

 

Dear Dream of Doll,

I miss you. So much. Please come back. Secondhand dolls are hard to come by.

Sincerely,
Leliel

 

Dear bank account,
why do you keep draining? I only bought a few hundred dollars worth of doll items
sincerely, someone who will continue to overreach her funds

 

Dear wallet,

Please go off of that diet. You are way too skinny for my tastes.

Sincerely, someone who is honestly concerned for your health.