Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Ice Dahlia,
Why must you cost as much as a used car?
Sincerely, Maybe-Someday

Dearest Karl,
I don't understand why the mistress says I must wait so long for your arrival. I also do not understand why your clothes have arrived before you... and she keeps saying your hair might arrive about the same time you do. Would that not be... expected?
All my love, Aster

Dear Want List,
I already can't afford you, please stop growing. Oh wait, the Odette Dragonfly Faerie sure is pretty...
Regards, Me

 

Dear Volks Kakeru that I just purchased,
Why did you have to be sitting there on the table at the Volks store for such a tempting price?
Sincerely, I charged it.

Dear LTF Bisou boy that I just purchased,
Why did you have to pout at me and beg to be Josiah's other half?
Sincerely, transferred from savings.

 

Dear Tan Dollzone Mo,
I was perfectly happy with just Gabriel until we saw you, now she wants you as her boyfriend; I hope you plan to take responsibility for your wallet-draining good looks.
Sincerely, Nekala (AKA can't-resist-your-mysterious-glare)

 

Dear Fairyland,
I'd really love a mommy and daddy. Well I hear that Daddy is on his way, but he needs to get here faster! I need some fatherly love and to be educated in the way of sword fighting...HI-YA!!!

Sincerely,
Lavender ^__^

 

Dear LUTS,
why has your honey delfs be so cute I want 'em all?
Sincerely, Kiro

Dear doll companys,
why there isn't perfect tanned doll to be Ami?
Sincerely, Kiro again

Dear Kiro's bank account,
I'm sorry for draining money from you all the time for my clothes (not really)
Sincerely, Kim

 

Dear Crobidoll,
Why must all your dolls look so beautiful?
Sincerely, Almost Broke

Dear Puki Pong,
OMGAFHBSGHJDK! Why must you be so cute???
Sincerely, No Money Left

 

Dear B&G,
Please drop your price on your White Kitty girl to about.. say.. 60 dollars with shipping and wig. It'd help a lot.
Love,
Luci~

 

In the style of my boy:

Dear Cedric,
I can't hear anyone else over the sound of how awesome you are.
Stay dope,
Cedric

Boys.

 

Okay, here's mine.

Dear Souldoll, please bring back Kimmy. I'm still waiting, you know.

 

Dear B&G

Please can you change your prices to about $100 each for your honeys so that it doesnt take so long to save?

Thank you,
Eve

 

Dear Souldoll,

Please tell me how how you were able to string my girl with these bungee cords! I can't do it and I assume at this point you are magical.

Sincerely, elliedra

(Well, my girl is very pretty, so it stands to reason Souldoll is magical. )

 

Dear PayPal/bank,

Please hurry up and transfer my money so I can pay for my boy D:

With love, tophie~



Dear Victor,

I have a space waiting for you in my closet. Please come and fill it! Dx

Sincerely, The-mortal-you-are-going-to-be-living-with

 

Dear Dream of Doll,

I sent Sha's ransom money you requested and it was paid in full. Please oh please send him to me today safe and sound!

Sincerely, Princess missing her Prince

 

Dear Kids in people's schools,
Please stop making us pull down our doll's pants.
Sincerely, Yeah-He-Is-Anatomically-Correct

 

Dear Husband,
Please forgive me for spending so much on the dolls, but I cannot help it.
Sincerely, your loving and crazy wife.

 

Dear customs,
Please chill out! It's just a dolly I swear~
Sincerely, I-Know-You-Cant-Hold-Our-Dolls-Forever!

Dear non-doll people,
Do I stare at your purse? No? Well then...
Sincerely, Getting-Uncomfortable-Now

Dear weather,
Please behave once my new doll arrives, or severe action will be taken. I have one mean pout face!
Sincerely, Indoor-Lighting-Sucks


Hehee~ This is amusing. ^w^

 

Dear Parents,
Please let me buy more dollies.
Sincerely, your daughter.

Dear Mryxadiddly's mind,
Please stop creating new OCs, so Mryx doesn't have to turn them into dollies. Her plans keep growing.
Sincerely, Mryxadiddly's bank account.

 

Dear Infinitidoll,
Prz to be making more pretty boys not LE.
Sincerely, me.

Dear God,
Please make money fall from the sky so that I can get more dolls.
Sincerely, me.

 

Dear Employer
Please give me a big pay rise, so I can buy more dollehs
Sincerely Employee

Dear Lottery Gods
Please let me win, even though I don't buy a ticket
Sincerely Me

Dear IH
Please tell me WHY DID YOU BRING OUT CHASE? Human will be buying soon
Sincerely Credit Card

Dear FL
Please make a Puki Shiwoo!
Sincerely Me

 

Dear Money,
Please bread and make lots of baby monies in my account so I can buy more dollies.
Sincerely, Flat Broke

Dear All Doll Companies,
Please stop making pretty dolls! I can't keep up!!
Sincerely, Left Behind

 

Dear Body,
Stop needing food; I could use this money for dolls.
Sincerely, Hungry Student

Dear Migidoll,
Make more Ryu's.
Sincerely, Everyone Ever

Dear Paypal,
Stop hating Canada.
Sincerely, 6-8 Days to Transfer

Dear Mom,
Please pay off what you used on my credit card.
Sincerely, I'm-Going-To-Charge-It-All-Back-in-Dolls

 

Dear sewing machine,

Please learn to sew dolly clothes without me. It would be much more time/cost effective.

Sincerely,
Not-enough-time




Dear Notdoll,

I love your unusual girls; they are so beautiful! Why did you have to stop making them?

Sincerely,
Shoulda-bought-sooner

 

Dear Dream of Doll,
Please ship my Too and Bee-A dolls right now please...
Sincerely, Me XOXO

Dear Lord,
Please help me with deadlines and workloads please...
Sincerely, Me XOXO

 

Dear Dollmore,

Please make the kids better able to sit on their heels.

 

Dear Volks Yugiri
Why must you vanish before December?
From Wailing-Little(?)-Girl

Dearest Souldoll,
Why must you make a Vito line? My human can't even buy me undies yet you tempt her w/ that guy? Why am I this annoyed? Well, he's only gonna be that friend of mine who followed me after I escaped that snowy mountains and is gonna try to bring me back. >.>
Sincerely, Miyoubi

Dear Father,
Please keep your promise and buy me BJDs this December.
Forever Hoping, Your First Daughter N Child

Dear Volks,
Stop making limited editions and focus more on the basics. Most of us can't keep up.
From, Wanting One

 

Dear Volks,
Rerelease Suigintou at a decent price. Plz?
Sincerely, Me

Dear Mom and Dad,
Dollzone Asura for Christmas plox.
Sincerely, Me

Dearest Souldoll Artists,
Thank you for immortalizing my image in resin. Do please send me a copy of your 'Shiva' doll... or else.
~Kali

 

Dear all ABJD companies,

Please make sleeping heads for all your sculpts (lookin' at you, Dollmore).

 

Dear BJD Companies,

Please offer "free shipping" promos more often.

Sincerely,
Wallet

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Dear DDE,

I hope you didn't order my basic PKF Pongpong along with all those full set Chloes. Waiting is hard enough as is!

Sincerely,
Slightly Concerned

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Dear Soom,

Please release some tiny centaurs, and make sure their faces are irresistible.

Sincerely,
Still Waiting on a MD to Capture Her Heart

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Dear BJD Companies,

Can someone please release a kick ass Valkyrie doll? Oh, and more mature minis, please?

Sincerely,
Mythology & Mini Nut

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Dear Dollmore,

Can you please make your WS a standard option?

Sincerely,
Wants A Paper White Doll

 

Dear Dream of Doll,
I love you, marry me and give me resin babies?
Love, Your Soul Mate

 

Dear SoulDoll,
Will sell slightly used soul for Chiron. Contact me ASAP, thank you.
Sincerely, Damir

Dear LeekeWorld,
If you're gonna be on time, make it so my baby arrives on Halloween weekend, okay?
Sincerely, Mom of 3 with 1 on the way. ♥

 

Dear International Shipping,
Please stop being so expensive.
Sincerely, Much more expensive than anticipated.

 

Lol I love this idea!

Dear Local Businesses,
Please please hire me so that I will have more monies to spend on my addictive hobby !
Sincerely, A poor college student

 

Dear mail system,
Please move faster.
Sincerely, ....probably everybody.

Dear Dollzone,
Please. Please don't sell him out. Until I snag one. Two to three more days. Two to three more days...
Sincerely, my nerves

Dear Fairyland,
I find it ironic that you, however, have not sold him out. This is a good trend. Keep it up a few more months? ^_^
Sincerely, distracted by other dolly

 

Dear self,
Please get back to work so you can afford to buy fabric for clothes for your naked dolls.
Sincerely, self...much love

Dear owner,
WHY AM I STILL NAKED?
Sincerely, your dolls

Dear Dolls,
The real question is WHY AREN'T We naked?
Sincerely, your mad crazy owner

Dear Owner,
Please buy or make us clothes or at least wrap us up. It's getting chilly.
Sincerely, the dolls

Dear Dolls,
Nonsense. This is Texas...it doesn't get cold. But your request has been duly noted and I'll get back to you as soon as it is processed.
Sincerely, the owner

Dear Boss,
PAY YOUR EFFEN EMPLOYEES ON TIME SO THEY STOP LEAVING!
Sincerely, your underpaid worker.

 

Dear friends,
Please pay me back for those concert tickets sometime soon so that I can get Elliot a head and Cain a body.
Sincerely, The-Only-One-With-Steady-Income.

Dear Owner,
I thought you said you were never, ever, not-in-a-million-years-ever going to be SOOMed?
Sincerely, your incoming Epidos.

 

Dear Luts,
I'll sell you half a soul for Terra. Please contact me if you interested.
Sincerely, Darkra

Dear Dream of Doll,
I'll sell you half a soul for Too and Beea. Please contact me if your interested.
Sincerely, Darkra

Dear Fairyland,
Please make MNF Chloe Amethyst Fullset in stock and send one to me.
Kthnxbai, Darkra

Dear anyone anywhere,
HELP.
Sincerely, Darkra's Wallet

 

Dear Iason,
How the hell did you chip your ankle taking your boots off???
sincerely, Mystified.

Dear B&G Boy Freya,
Why are you so difficult to find a name for?
Love, name-challenged.

Dear Cats,
bob-danggit, leave my doll stuff alone!
Love, GET OUT OF THAT BOX!

 

Dear Owner,
Will you just buy a mini girl already, and stop putting me in dresses?
Sincerely, your mini BOY

Dear Fairyland,
Please keep putting off the release of that mythical 60cm line of yours, it really helps us with our Delf sales.
Sincerely, Luts

Dear Volks,
Please hire Shinydoll's sculptor to make a new, poseable body for the SD girls.
Sincerely, the combined legion of Shinydoll and Volks fans

 

Dear Job;
Please work me more hours. And give me a raise. I have dolls to buy.
Sincerely, Moi.

Dear Fairyland;
Hand over all the tinies and nobody gets hurt. Pukis, PukiFee, LittleFee. All of them. Throw in a couple of Minifee, too
Sincerely, Someone who apparently has the ability to rob the internet.

 

Dear Dolly God, please let me get a job so I can buy more dolls love sad un-employed fox
Dear SOOM, Will trade half a soul for Monthy dolls please contact ASAP love, Getting Desprate
Dear human on the computer, STOP DRAINING ME SO YOU CAN BUY DOLL STUFF! love your mom's bank account
Dear body stop needing actual food so badly, you will work efficently off ramen and you wil like it love the brain
Dear volks, will trade half of soul and rest of money in bank account for another hewitt release that i can get love, REALLYWANTSAHEWITTOMG
Dear flesh giant, please save up money so you can send me off for an eye opening and faceup love, Sandalio
Dear human who put me in here, please stop buying other dolls so I can FINALLY have a body...and so you can send off for PROPER mods!! Love, mnfshiwoo head that's been in a box for 4 years

 

Dear dollmore eyes,
Stop staring at me
Sincerely, me

 

Dear Dollmore,
Please lower the prices on your clothes and wigs so my little sister's christmas present will have hair and an outfit when she opens it.
sincerly, blown christmas budget

Dear sewing machine,
please stop catching the needle in the fabric, the double stiching is ruining the lay of the dress coat.
no love, going back to handsewing

 

Dear Dollmore,
Please ship my Zaoll Ramie this week! I'm trying to be patient, but I'm so excited to see her!
Sincerely,
me

 

Dear Soom,
Please continue your trend of making most of your big monthly dolls in non-normal skin resin, it allows me to resist their pretty easier. (Releasing all of their heads in non-limited, NS versions would also be acceptable)
Sincerely, Sozael

Dear School,
Please lighten my workload so I can get a job and make doll money.
Sincerely, Sozael

 

Ditto

 

Dear Fairyland;
If I promise to buy one more doll, would you please include the cure for this addiction you've started?
Sincerely, Fairyland Addict

Dear Imagination;
Why did you have to make one of my characters an impossible color, so as to involve dying doll bodies? Do you know how hard it's going to be to explain to my husband why I'm "cooking" a doll?
Sincerely, Slaving Over a Hot Stove

Dear Burpee and Meyer Seed Companies;
Please tell me on which page of your catalogs I may find seeds to grow a Money Tree. I need the money for more dolls.
Sincerely, Flat Broke

aaaand....one more.

Dear Dollmore;
Why must your Black Dahlia cost as much as two month's mortgage payments? I just want to buy her, not live in her.
Sincerely, Frustrated Mortgage Payer

 

Dear Victor;
Your paychecks are not going into my savings account.
Sincerely, Taco Bell slave

Dear Rachel;
The doll cost more than fifty bucks.
Sincerely, your embarrassed sister.

 

Dear Volks,
Please consider releasing some of your ridiculously gorgeous limited heads as standard editions.
Sincerely, The Doll Community

Dear Volks,
Please make a Sumika in Seattle.
Sincerely, Sozael

 

Dear DragonDoll Uncle,
Some guys have all the luck!
Sincerely, Ken

 

Dear Heavens,
Please rain money (notes only, strictly no coins).
Sincerely, Desperate-for-money.

 

Dear Volks,
Why so much money?!
Sincerely, Long-time-fan

Dear Parents,
Please buy me a BJD or stuff for my current BJD this Christmas! I want to go 60cm!
Sincerely, Me

Dear BFF in college near me,
For god's sakes, respond to my emails, so I can show you my BJD, Emma!
Sincerely, Me again

Dear Korean, Japanese, and Chinese companies (in general)
Why is your shipping fees so expensive?! I can't get a $.50 pair of eyes without having to realize I need $55 dollars for it!!!
Sincerely, WTH?!

I second that, and also ask for a tan skin option for all of them!

 

Dear EMS,
WTFISTHISPRICEIDONTEVEN-
Sincerely,
Owwwchmywallet.

Dear Right Hand,
Stop drawing new characters, then clicking mice and poking 'Buy Now' buttons. It's rude.
Sincerely,
SRSLYowchmywallet.

Dear Dollheart,
When with the human-sized outfits already?!
Sincerely and pointedly ignoring owchmywallet,
Bats

 

Dear Gumdrop eyes,
Please stop releasing things in order periods only. By the time the next order period arrives our owner doesn't have enough money and it's over before she can get some.
Sincerely, Four Blind Dolls.

Dear Soom,
Stop releasing your MD's monthly and bring them out for about a year, so I have a chance to save up and buy them. Yes, all of them.
Sincerely, Soom'd.