Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear cutie: please choose a name already, it has been weeks.
- Mgmt

 

Dear Fae,

I know that you're probably having your makeup delicately done by the artists at Loongsoul, but could you please hurry up? Your clothes and wig are waiting and Orion/Aster is growing impatient.

Fondly,
Your future owner.

Dear Orion/Aster,

Please make up your mind if you are Orion or Aster before Fae arrives so proper introductions can be made.

Sincerely,
Your owner

 

Dear switch,
Please stop selling out of everything I want.
Sincerely, Me

Dear Ebay,
Why is it that my doll has arrived before the pre-made clothes that I have ordered from you? Please assess and fix the problem.
Sincerely, me

Dear Distant Memory,
Please stop releasing things I want and need for a large some of money for only 10 days then never re-releasing them and also selling out of them before the 10 days is up. This is getting annoying.
Sincerely, overly obsessed park jimin fan girl

 

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Dear Dollshe,
Please no more fooling about these 'last time sales'. Is it really final this time, could it be?
Ok fine, I give in after watching so long. I have sent money, reserve Saint please.
Regards,
Mimi

 

Dear Wallet,
Please get better quickly.
Sincerely,
body-less boy heads

 

Dear weather,
please improve so I can enjoy vacations and take pictures of my dollies. I also want to do a face-up and I need less humidity.
Sincerely, me.

 

Not-so-dear Sinusitis , just go away already, please. I want to re-do some faceups.
Sincerely, me.

 

Dear Taobao boots,

Please get back in stock asap. It's not our fault we require at least 10.5cm inner length and thus pretty much ruled out most of the affordable boots on the planet.

Sincerely,
Absurdly huge IMPLdoll Idol FGB male feet

 

Dear Heavy Rain,
Please find your way into my life somehow.
Hugs,
Taika.

 

Dear Photobucket,
Please rot in H**L
signed, too many users to count

 

Dear 5Stardoll,
Why did you have to make my boy's body so badly proportioned and mismatched, with a short leg and big butt? And why did you discontinue your yellow resin?! Now I'm stuck either having to buy a new doll altogether, or just forever live with the unnecessarily gigantic MSD boy body he has... Please bring back yellow resin.
Sincerely, Not Very Good at Sewing Pants

 

Ditto
not so sincerely,
one p*$$@d off former user

 

i tried to be a 'bit' polite for the forums sake but ya lol

 

Dear dust,
Could you please stop existing.
Sincerely,
Everyone.

 

Dear Luts Lemon,
I love you. Can Dagny please be your forever character?
Love, A Really Tired of This Mayhem

Dear Doll Love,
Please ship my new baby.
Love, A Very Impatient Mayhem

Dear New Job,
Please give me enough money to buy my grail.
Love, A Newbie Who Will Jump at Both the Chance and That One Air-Conditioning Unit Starting Up

Dear Sewing Abilities,
Please get better. I'm really tired of remaking the same outfit three times a year.
Love, A Very Tired Mayhem Who Wants Better Joints and a Good Place for Sewing

Dear Fairyland,
Fine, you win.
Love, A Very Poor Mayhem

 

Dear Fairyland,

Please start selling parts separately.

Seriously.

(Not) Much love,
- Someone who really wants some Realfee -taurs and doesn't want to have a thousand pairs of legs and animal heads lying around

 

Dear Soom,
Please stop making all your dolls limited edition
Love from a very disgruntled Maya

 

Deer Dollzone and Doll Chateau,

Please speed up your production times, I love your dolls but not the wait.

Thanks,
A very sad Pumpkin, waiting for two full dolls and a body

 

Dear Simon,

I know you are tired of lying in your Dollshe bag and want me to sew you more clothes, I'll get to you eventually...

Best Regards
Your slave Dominique

 

Dear United States Postal Service,
Please stop telling me my tracking number is invalid. I just want to know if Ian is in New Jersey yet.
Sincerely, Holo.

 

Dear EMS,

kindly do get your act together and ship our stuff already. Some people want their dolls.
Sincerely, impatient doll owners

 

Dear SOOM,
Please give your Idealians a Free Choice Event, so I can finally stop dreaming.
Sincerely, Desperation

 

Dear Back Pain,
Please stop.... I can't even carry a cup of coffee safely right now. I too scared to even touch my smallest dolls never mind my new Trinity
Sincerely, the one dying in pain.

 

Dear assorted postal services,
Please deliver my eyes soon. My girl looks terrifying with these wrong-sized eyes.
Cheers and nightmares,
Rebecca

Dear Hyacinth and Saskia,
Please sort out what sized eyes you need. I think you can both wear 12mm without looking awful, but I'm not 100% sure. I want to get you both pretty eyes.
Exasperated,
Rebecca

 

Dear time as a concept,

Please hurry up. I wanna pay off this layaway and get my Cheshire. I don't have anyone his size to make clothes with.

Sincerely,
Tired of waiting for literally everything

 

Dear Hands,

Why can't you create the image in my mind?
I just want to do the faceups/bodyblushing I can see in my head, work with me here.

Sincerly,
Your owner

 

Dear Kai, Stop thinking you are not worthy of me and let's get married already!
Lovingly, Yuna

(Kai and Yuna are my dolls who are dating)

 

Dear Royal Mail,

Can you please be more specific about where exactly Vivian is? "It's on its way" for almost 2 weeks now isn't exactly helping my anxiety.

Sincerely,
Me

 

Dear Dolly spirits,
Please send the wigs and eyes for the fast incredibly fast delivery of all the heads I ordered.
Sincerely,
Bald, eyeless dolly's mom.

 

Dear Migidoll,
Why did you have to discontinue your previous body and make your most recent so bulky? My new arrival can't wear any of the SD17 size stuff I bought for him. I had to put him in Iplehouse clothing for heaven's sake - do you realize what category that puts him in??
Sincerely, someone tired of wasting money on all these random items piling up that can't be used.

 

Dear Hurricane,
Please go somewhere else or fall apart and leave me and my dollies alone, they don't like being packed away.
Sincerely,
Pouty-faced BJD mama who is not looking forward to days without electricity.

 

Dear Peregrine,
Please decide on what sculpts to shell your children into. It's been two years why are you being so picky?
Sincerely,
Frizzgig

Dear Karl,
Please be patient waiting for your sister. Since you can actually decide on a sculpt she is next on the list but you might have to wait a while for me to be able to order her.
Sincerely,
Frizzgig

 

Dear Starr and Cosmik,

Please stop staring into my soul and trying to will me to buy you pastel/fairy-kei clothing even though you both have no bodies.

Sincerely,
A-Currently-Very-Broke-Dolly-Owner

PS. Just because your body isn't too expensive doesn't mean I can order it yet Starr!

 

Dear doll crew,
Please stop requesting your outfits, even before your bodies arrive! It's upsetting the delicate bank balance!
Sincerely,
One flustered owner

 

Dear Dollshecraft,
please hurry up and finish even one of my 7 ordered Dolls. I´m waiting since November/ December to get them home and I´m tired of waiting... you better keep your Promise to ship them all out during September...
Sincerly,
a very unpatiend waiting customer

Dear Rion,
my most beloved Boy, please hang on with me while we are waiting for all your Dollfriends to arrive -.- I know it´s boring to be alone with me...
Sincerly,
your loving BJD Mom

 

Dear college classes,
Please, could you for my sake not overwork me, or overload me with class projects, so I can get in a little time every so often to work on my bjds? They make me happy, and classwork overloads stress me out.
Sincerely,
this BJD junkie

Dear floating Aramis head of mine,
Would you please just find a body that works for you already?? I've already gone through three of them for you!
Sincerely,
A disgruntled owner of a finicky Dollshe head

Dear BJD clothes makers on Etsy,
Could you do those amazing outfits I keep coming across in SD sizes instead of just for Minifees? I don't plan to own those, and would love to garb my crew.
Thanks,
An SD owner.

Just found this thread, and it's pretty fun

 

Dear dollies!
Please step away from the credit card!
Sincerly
Naked Dolly Mamma

 

(Not-so-)Dear flood waters,

Stop ruining everything. I want normal mail delivery so I can find my Iple baby, currently delivered "somewhere" in a city of 2.3 million.

Sincerely,

Someone sick of it all

 

Dear sweet resin man,
Please stop being so kicky when I'm trying to pose you. Also, stay standing while I'm doing a photo op!
Sincerely,
Frustrated resin mom

Dear all concerned,
Bjds are like Lays potato chips. You can't just have one.
Sincerely,
In too bjd deep

Dear bjd companies,
Please sell heads and bodies separately! I would give you my business if you do!
Sincerely,
You prospective consumer

 

Dear ear infection,

Please clear up ASAP. I need to be fit enough to work so I can make more money to buy more dolly stuff. I also can't wait enough to be able to get back to sewing for my crew.

Sincerely,
Me

 

Dear jointed bjd hands,
Please hold the pose I put you in. For that matter, arms---you cooperate too! Stop jerking upward and outward! I'm trying to get in a cool photo-op here!
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Photographer

Dear BJD pants,
Stop giving my boys plumber's crack. A couple of my other crew might not mind the sight, but you're embarrassing my poor guy!
Sincerely,
Irritated Dresser

Dear Overseas Mail Service,
Could you be a little faster? I'm waiting on some parcels, and I'd like them to get here already!
Sincerely,
Impatient Collector

 

Dear Doll Chateau
Can you PLEASE sell the K-09 Spider body by itself without the head? I'd love you forever if you did.
Sincerely, a fan of spider fantasy characters

 

Dear Monique Trading Corp.,

Please make more wigs in wine red, burgundy, and fire!

Sincerely,
my doll who wants to look like a volcano goddess

 

oh i can second this.... not for a volcano but her temper 'can' be lol

 

Dear Misty,

I'm painting you for your owner. I need to give you back to her by the end of the week. Please, please cooperate! I need you to look just right once it's time to return you. Augh...

Sincerely,
Frazzled faceup artist

 

Dear unspecified governments:

Please stop doing things that interfere with the postal system. Come on. Surely that's one issue everyone can agree upon regardless of any outside issues: Prompt post is good post.

Sincerely,

Impatiently waiting

 

Dear Mint On Card,

Please send me my mystery bag - lots of folks already have theirs or are getting shipping notices.

Including people in other counties??
I live 4 hours away from Traverse City and could have just as easily gone to pick it up in person in the time it's taking you to mail mine.

Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Michgander
OTL

 

Dear Tadpole,

Please stop making me feel guilty for buying stuff for my Godzilla collection when I should have been buying the feathers for your outfit. You're not even here yet, you can guilt trip me then.

Sincerely,
Someone with too many collections and too little time

 

Dear new gear,
Thanks for being so expensive. No really, it's not like I was saving for anything else. *Looks askance at wishlist*
Sincerely,
Nervous person with new job

 

Dear BIDs,

I adore you guys. I was proud to take you to the local meetup. Why did you keep making friends with gravity?

Sincerely,
Needs to Break Out the Magic Sponge

 

Dear Wig Maker,

I really love your work and I'm just too excited to get mine but wouldn't mind the wait as long as you give me a real timeline and not give me a bunch of I'll work on it tomorrow and tell me you're swamped and have a big waitline from other customers but still have open commisions cause you can't even handle what you have on your plate ..

Sincerely ;
Your patient and excited customer

 

Dear Doll Chateau,

Please consider making more clothes for your limited dolls. I'd become your biggest customer if you did.

Sincerely,

An antinudist

 

Dear Impldoll,

Can't your big girls have the extra thigh mobility joint by default, just like your big boys? It's ironic that my first-generation Idol male body could do more diverse leg poses than my second-generation Starwoman.

Sincerely,
OC doll poser

 

Dear Junky Spot,

Please, for the love of anything, do not put such great prices on sculpts I love and continually have them in stock....without the insane international shipping fees, since the lack of an obscene shipping price is always what gets me.

Sincerely, Nim

 

Dear floating head dieties,

Help me find new homes for some of these lovely boys. I don't have room for them on bodies, !

Sincerely,
Overflowing head drawer.

 

Oh my, I can't believe I forgot about this thread!

Dear Iplehouse,

Hopefully you'll ship Cookie out soon. It's a bit of a boo-hoo when the Waiting Room showed that a later order had already received a shipping notice. D:

Sincerely,
Cookie's impatient mum

 

Dear floating head dieties,

Thank you for finding new homes for all of these lovely boys. I didn't have room for them on bodies, but now I feel tempted to buy some others. Please remind me not to go there...

Sincerely,
Empty head drawer.

 

Dear Canada Post,
Please let Arvid catch the correct truck home tomorrow

Signed,
Fuming mad 'Duchess' who waits for the return of her Duke.
P.S... Please get it right or Duchess may do me harm
signed anxiety ridden resin mom.

 

Dear Mr. DollShe,
Please finish my Saint lovingly and pack him carefully, I'm having nightmares about broken fingers! I will await your shipping notice which is surely coming soon!

Regards,
Mimi, the puddle of worry