Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Denver Doll Emporium,

Please send me my tan Puki Puki before July. I want the choice of taking her to Florida with me!

Thanks,
Has-already waited-4-months

Dear Lume,

Please don't sell the tan Lucas you have in stock before I have the money for him in a week. And please do a nice job on the face-up I'm going to pay you for.

Thanks,
Needs-perfect-fan-character-boyfriend-for-mature-tiny-girl

 

Dear Dollie Compulsion,

Please do not take over my mouse hand and click the bid now button. I want to stay happily married.

Thanks,
Celebrating-double-digit-anniversary

 

Dear migidoll,

Please make your tan skin a basic option, cuz I might miss your event again and I really want a tan cynical Cho so bad

Sincerely,
A-Fox-Drooling-over-your-tan-resin

 

Dear Switch:

Congrats! Your Ajeong is now my first floating head.

-Selenae

Dear Selenae:

AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH! IT BURNS!

Signed, your wallet

 

Dear BJD Companies, Layaway is profitable, signed The Money Tree

 

Dear hands, please stop having tremors so I can paint my dolls body with ivy when she arrives.

 

Dear Finance Office,
Please get your records straight, I made last quarter's payment the day it was due. You can't misplace $12k. I will not pay last quarter's payment again. Your sending threatening letters and harassing me while we're in dispute resolution is in violation of the law, and a lawyer is a lot cheaper than making the payment again. I'd love to shell out the bucks for litigation and not have to pay off the rest of the loan. Please stop tempting me.

 

Dear BJD's,
Please stop getting cozy with my wallet. It breaks his heart that he can't have you. Be patient.
Best Regards,
Me

 

Dear patience,
Thanks for being patient for two weeks, another 12 hours will not kill you.
Thanks,
Tomorrow's last layaway payment

 

Dear teeth,

Thank you for refraining to bite my nails while waiting for a shipment that's been agonizing to wait for. I'm sure our patience will pay off. Have some nice biscuits in the meantime.

Sincerely,

The owner of the mouth you reside in.

 

Dear mom,
Please let me buy another BJD, I only have one right now and he's lonely.
Sincerely, your daughter.

 

Dear Santa,
Please bring my just one tiny money tree?
Every believing in you
Tiku ^^

 

Dear Dolly Resin Gods,
Please be kind to me once more and let both my incoming heads match bodies I already have.
Sincerely,
No $ for another body.

 

Dear Eyes,

Please get your act together and look straight because I'm about to have a temper tantrum

From-
My fingers are too freaking big

 

Dear post office,
Can you stop insisting on destroying everything that I've got ordered in before they land? That would be really nice, you know.

From:
A very disgruntled and frustrated person.

 

Dear post office,
thank you for stopping that whole loosing my checks deal
sincerely a fox with a happy landlord

Dear new job,
please, please make me full time or at least give me more shifts so I can have money for seil's body
Sincerely , a fox with an empty wallet

 

Dear wallet,
I'm sorry for using you for dolls. Please come back
sincerely, Broke-as-dirt

Dear story,
Why are there so many characters and why do more keep popping up?
Sincerely, can't-afford-dolls

Dear Grim,
why do I want to shell you? Why? And why did you have to be the most expensive possible shell? This is why you're the villain.
sincerely, your author

 

Dear Dreaming Abadon head,
If I give you a handsome face-up today, would you please kindly tell me who the #@$#&% you are already so I can get on with my writing and editing and all the other things that should get done?
Sincerely, Caught in Creative Limbo


Dear Apartment,
Would you mind either growing about five-to-ten feet in all directions, or sprouting another room? I need some dedicated permanent doll photo space. (Some better lighting would also be appreciated.)
Sincerely, Your Inhabitant

 

Dear Aku,
Yes, you're cute. But by all that's holy will you stop flopping all over the place while I'm trying to measure you?!
Sincerely, Your Tailor

Dear Kyo Body,
Yes, I know I left you headless and in pieces in that box... But now you're back together, with nice new elastic and a very cute head. So stop being kicky and impossible to pose! I'll make you something to wear as soon as I'm done with Aku. Being naked is no excuse for being an angst-puppy.
Sincerely, The Person With the Stringing Tool

 

Dear self,

Please quit buying cats and dress the ones you have.

Signed, your not-so-common sense.

 

Dear Iplehouse,
I thought you were going to give me a break for a few months. What benighted corner of your inescapable vortex did you pull Raffine out from?
Sincerely, I-was-limiting-my-purchases-this-year-I-swear-it.

Dear Jina head,
You must match some company's resin somewhere, darn it. This isn't amusing.
Signed, You're-lucky-you're-an-important-character-in-my-story.

 

Dear Toby,
Mother speaks of you a lot, and I wonder when you'll come home.
Sincerely,
Nathan

 

Dear anxiety,

Please leave me alone long enough for me to contact that faceup artist I love who finally has open slots.

Love, Phoenix

 

Dear SoulDoll,
it wouldn't hurt to sell more casual outfits for me because I look like a little brother with all this non - fitting clothing.
Sincerely, a very hot Vito guy.

Dear DearMine,
the prince has been vanished from his kingdom, it would be great if he could appear here, so please release Loc in milk tea skin again!
Sincerely, an anxious owner xD

 

Dear Promith,

Please stop demanding all these fancy, somewhat expensive outfits if you're always just going to end up back in the same old jeans and casual shirt... My wallet is not that big and the moths are finding room in there anyways.

Sincerely,
Nightwitch_Neko's sanity



Dear Promith,

Please continue demanding all those fancy, somewhat expensive outfits, especially if you're always just going to end up back in the same old jeans and casual shirt... What you don't wear is considered fair game for the rest of us who don't have the advantage of weird, smirky puppy dog eyes.

Sincerely,
The rest of Nightwitch_Neko's dolls

 

Dear Zeke,

Put a shirt on. Please. Please? I can't take you anywhere shirtless, we'd gather more stares than we do on a regular basis if people knew you had a tiny resin six-pack.
...
What? It's my fault you don't have enough shirts?
You have plenty of shirts. Stop that.

Sincerely,
Xweetara

 

Dear wallet,
Please magically grow some of that "money" stuff. My doll want list isn't getting any shorter.
Signed,
I don't even have my first doll yet, you rude wallet you!

 

Dear Cyrus,
When are you coming home? Your pizza is getting cold. Please come back before I spend all of your sister's money on more clothes. I've already bought you enough stuff so you won't be getting any good words from me. Just kidding, I love you.

Dear Stella,
Why can't it be December already? Even then, you won't be home until February next year. Help me stop splurging on things, I'm trying my best to save money for you, but it's hard having 5743895 hobbies at the same time. Just remember that I love you too, and you will be here with us soon!

and Dear ME,
STOP SPENDING MONEY ON THINGS YOU DONT NEED

Most sincerely,
Mio

 

Dear Bambicrony,

Please do not re-release any of your 26cm girls in tan for your inevitable holiday event. Especially not Kumi or Mae. I will be forced to buy them if you do.

Thank you,
Safira

 

Dear Asleep Eidolon,

Please please let your wait time be closer to 18 weeks than 40. It would be amazing if I could get my twins before Christmas, I have eyes and shoes and fabric to make clothes and I'm going to order the wigs really soon and and and...! [breathe] So yeah. I'll have them paid off in a month. The rest is up to you.

With love and excitement,
~Xweetara

 

Dear Atelier Momoni,

Please release your new MSD girl in a mid or dark tan resin, and please wait til I have had at least one pay check from my new job. I love your creations so much and have been waiting for you to create a doll in the size I collect. Her being in that colour would be the cherry on the cake and I also think it would suit the sculpt wonderfully! I love her so much.

With love and adoration,
Sophie

 

Dear Aaron,
Please, stop making me buy clothes for you. The other boys barely have any clothes to wear and they don't fit in your extra outfits you don't wear.
Love,
Monochrome

P.S. Stop stealing Seth's shoes.

 

Dear Canada Post,

Please stop being so slow. I want my new girl right now!

Love,
Catherine

 

Dear USPS,

Please stop freaking me out by telling me my R.Shoshon is at a Post Office half the state away from me and is ready for delivery. I live over here. Waaay over here. Don't send him to an address that is not my own!

Sincerely,
What little remains of Nightwitch_Neko's sanity

PS. Don't you dare leave me one of those little pink slips instead of coming to the door and ringing the bell.

EDIT:

DEAR MR POST MAN,

I SAW YOU AT THE MAILBOX AND WAITED PATIENTLY AT THE DOOR AND YOU LEFT A PINK SLIP IN THE BOX WITHOUT EVENT ATTEMPTING DELIVERY.
HOW. DARE. YOU.
Don't you know I have a doll in there?!

Sincerely,
Don't mess with my dolls.

 

Dear Momo,

Please stop making me spend money on clothes and stuff for you.

Yours truly, my wallet.

 

Dear Grails,
Why are you making me want to buy you every damn time I have money?
Sincerely I-live-alone-and-need-to-save-for-a-car-and-have-bills-to-pay-but-then-THERE-YOU-ARE

Dear Mother and Father
Please give me all of your money
Sincerely So-I-Can-Throw-It-At_dolls

 

Dear Christmas doll events,
Please don't post something she can't live without. I have no extra dolly money.
Sincerely,
SteamWitch's wallet

 

Dear ws Letisha head

Please, please don't sell until I have money. i absolutely need you in my crew.
Sincerely
Desperate-for-that-sculpt

 

Dear Lucy,
Thankyou for making me so happy and excited again. Waiting for you is just like waiting for my first doll. I know you're going to fit right in here.
Sincerely,
Your impatient soon-to-be owner.

Dear partner,
Thankyou for sharing this hobby with me. It means so much that you participate in my interests.
Sincerely,
Let's get married, ok?

 

Dear FairyLand,

Please stop toying with my emotions by shipping orders from the FairyLine event! I'd have no problem waiting if not for all the other orders already going out!

Sincerely, my sudden impatience.

 

Dear Fairyland, please release tan skin as a normal option. I don't care if you don't want to be like luts. Sincerely I-can't-spend-my-every-waking-moment-waiting-for-a-tan-event.

Dear switch.... STOP, from I can't even bring myself to go on this site anymore.

Dear Migidoll..... STOP, all my love I go on this site a lot even though I probably shouldn't.

Dear LUTS. STOP. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. Yours truly, I go on this site like everyday.

Dear wishlist, I love you but can you maybe stop growing? (Just kidding) Yours truly, I don't know realistically how many characters I can have (nevermind I'll just have loads) .

 

Dear April Story,
I love every sculpt you create, but I can't be buying dolls all the time.
(Please don't discontinue them all and stay in business for many years.)
Sincerely, my beautiful face lust

 

Dear Ringdoll,
You made two dolls she wants very badly but can only afford one. You are mean.
Sincerely,
SteamWitch's savings account

 

Dear IpleHouse,
Please allow heads and bodies to be sold separately.
Sincerely, everyone who wants to buy just a head or body but can't...

 

Dear Soom,
Please send me a money tree for Christmas so I can actually afford your next vampire pretty boy.

Sincerely,
Poor Vampire Enthusiasts.

 

Dear owners of limited Withdoll Vera Elf,
Please decide that you hate her head sculpt in 5 years and decide that you want to sell her at some point when I have money.

Sincerely,
A child who discovered Withdoll one month too late

 

Dear floating head,
please actually match the body I'm saving up to buy you

Sincerely, your very broke owner~

 

Dear Insurance company,
Please pay for my hearing aides so I can buy my incoming dolls clothes and eyes and stuff.
Sincerely, What did you say?

 

Dear EMS,
Please update so I can stalk my incoming dolls.
Sincerely, Nothing-Better-to-do

 

Dear owner,
Please stop leaving me naked in the room while your at work. Please at least cover me with a blanket!
Sincerely, a very cold and nekkid Lorelei.

Dear Resinsoul Song,
STOP BEING SO GOSH DARN CUTE! Seriously I can't take it anymore. Im being drained to buy you clothes, wigs, and eyes.
Sincerely, A near empty wallet.

Dear Mom,
Its not a phase! I swear I do not spend all my paycheck on dolls. If I did I would have about 10 dolls and clothes for all of them.
Love, your daughter who isn't a crazy doll lady

 

Dear Amber,
Please buy us some bodies.
Love, the head box.

Dear Amber,
Please stop shopping so much so that you can go to L Doll.
Love, Amber.

Dear box from Luts,
Please get here faster.
Love, Amber.

 

Dear Iplehouse,
I COME FIRST, STOP TEMPTING HER!
Love, the new computer Hime's been looking at.

 

Dear Sister,
Why did you introduce her to these dolls?
Sincerely, my bank account.

 

Dear Alter Ego heads,
Please get here faster so my schizo guys can be complete.
Sincerely, me not wanting everyone to arrive at the same time.

 

Dear Mim,
Please get with it and buy us the head backs we need, it's getting crowded in here and I know you have several bodies waiting. Stop being cheap. If you quit drinking those energy drinks and eating tacos, the money would magically appear.
Sincerely,
The Unoa 1.5 Faceplate depository

 

Dear RingDoll,
You are making me scream into the void with your gorgeous male sculpts. I DESPERATELY beseech you, please stop.
Regards,
My melted debit card

Dear RingDoll Merlin,
Why are you looking at me with your smoldering, perfect eyes? Please don't look away...
Regards,
My frantic, grabby hands

 

Dear LUTS,
WHY must you release cute dolls when I an trying to cut back on my wish list already ;-;
Sincerely a very broke and frustrated fan.

 

Dear Humidity,

Why is there so much of you? Dry up already. I can't do my job if you keep hanging around.

Sincerely,
Mr. SuperClear

 

Dear bank account,
Please have magic money appear so I can buy my next doll!
Sincerely, I really want to get my resinsoul mi now.... Please?

Dear people who see me carry my doll in public,
Please stop judging me. She's pretty and I want to show her off...
Sincerely, way too insecure for this.

 

Dear airbush,
Please cooperate with me! Mayhem has been a floating head for too long!

Love, Cat