Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

"I love eyes! I have like 30 in a little plastic case! :-D "
"crap, where did I put your teeth?"

Mehehe I love this xD

 

Me: Hey mom my head came in! 8D

Mom: I'll buy the replacement parts it's my fault.
And the winner:

Me: Um...They have...Penises?

Mom: ...COOL! 8D

No I'm not kidding. My mom thought it was awesome.

Oh there's also:

Me: Hey mom can I order a new body for my floating head?

Mom:...Sure.

Me: 17 dollars for a shirt!? NO!

Mom: Agreed. *mom/daughter high five*

*Later*

Me: 17 for a wig? That's a good deal with free shipping! 8D

Mom: Order it! 8D

Me: Hey mom I need another guy.

Mom:..I'll ask your dad.

Mom: *to dad* She needs another boy, Riven doesn't count!

Dad:...Fine.


My mom is like my partner in crime with BJD stuff.

Oh and a recent thought:

"I want a jar of acrylic eyes for my birthday..."

 

"If you get a pair of eyes in the mail they're mine"
"You don't mind if I have the head sent to you right? grandpa will get seven layers of furious if I had another package coming this month. You know him."
"I just spent $1525 in a month on dolls, is this what self-indulgence feels like?"

 

"Some people don't like to walk into a room with a bunch of little glass eyes watching them."

 

"No, I need that box! It's where I keep the spare hands so they don't yellow."

 

Talking to my friend who is also into BJDs.
"Do you know a good place to buy body parts?"

 

"They both lost their hair in transit."

"Look! I finally put eyelashes in her!"

"You were right. His thigh was on backwards the whole time."

 

"I think I'm going to move my spare heads into a box. Having them roll around in a drawer can't be good for them." Yes, I have a drawer/box/bag of heads.

"Shoot, I forgot my extra eyes at home!" When I showed up to a meet where someone wanted to trade eyes

"Oh no her finger broke. Time to get the super glue." That just happened today.

"Why won't your head come off?!" Some companies do/did very strange things to keep heads/head caps on. O.o

"Where did the earplugs go, I need them to put her eyes in" I love silicone earplugs for eye putty.

 

Talking to my dad about dolls and finally showing him mine for the first time;

Me: "and they're completely customizable! You can change the eyes and the hair-"

Dad: "How do you change the eyes?"

Me: "Oh the whole head come off and apart!" *pops faceplate off*

Dad: "Sweet Jesus put it back on! No...don't do that, that's freaky!"

 

"Uh,these pants i bought my new boy wont fit.Unless i take off his underwear."
"A year later,my girl is now finally getting underwear."
"I got new wigs/eyes/hands on the way!"

 

“I have pictures of decapitated bodies on my Facebook.”

 

As said by my friend whom I converted her and another friend to the BJD hobby (we're the BJD trio on dA...Yes.)

"BJD Addicts - We may be weird but at least we've seen dick!" - This happened after a long discussion of getting reactions out of people from showing them the Dragondoll man bits...We are immature yes but it's fun.

 

"No thanks - I need to save my money for a new face."
"Too many heads and not enough bodies!"

 

I just brushed my doll's hair with a toothbrush..... and it worked :O
~
Me: I need a new toothbrush.
Mum: I just gave you one for Christmas.
Me: yeah, but I need one to brush my doll's hair with.
Mum: ...

 

"HIS PANTS WON'T FIT BECAUSE HIS PENIS IS TOO LARGE!!"

No joke. D: I bought pants for my newest boy, and they won't fit because his penis keeps getting stuck on them!! :/

 

"I like her resin."

 

This happened today:

"At least when the other boys get dirty they have the courtesy to fit in the sink!"

I then climbed into the tub, fully dressed, to wash him before some red spots stained.

 

*did you sand her nipples yet?* *can you take his penis off his pants wont close!* *don't blush her tenders she doesnt wanna look rashy*

 

"Oh Vincent please don't sit with your hand there next to your sister it's wrong!!!"
(vincent has archer hands and with his hand in the shape it is between his legs looks like he is playing)

"Please please please stop throwing your hair off"

"Don't back flip off the windowsill!!'

"Holy ****ing mother of ***!!!!" (When my partners doll almost kicked my doll out a 3rd story window >_<)

 

What I told my 17-year old sister a few days ago:
"Make sure Melisa (6-year old sister) doesn't go into the balcony where the head is, it's toxic since I just sprayed it with MSC."

What I told my friend some time ago (she doesn't know anything about my dolls):
She: "What's in the box?"
Me: "Umm, some eyes and a tiny camera. Oh, and some eye-putty."
She: ""
Me: "Not real eyes, stupid!"
She: ""

 

"There's a body in this box."
"Where are his eyes?!"
"His joints pinched me and now I'm bleeding."
"I've lost a foot."
"Don't look in there, that's where I keep my hands."
"He's really cheap, only 600$!"
"His willy is just too big for these paints."
"I put the head on the table to dry, hope you don't mind."


--
Yeah, I probably have scared some people.

 

"He's got NUTS."

"Oh yeah he's one of the cheaper ones he's only 125!"

"I had to take him apart and re-string him eventually."

 

"Hey mom, I'm low on money so I'm selling my body parts on ebay."

. . . eh, that's a lie. I FULLY expected to be saying that someday. XD

 

Me: "Look, I made her a new bathing suit! "
My dad in reference to my Dollfie Dream: "Jeesus, those things can put out an eye my GOD DOES SHE HAVE AEROLAS?"

 

"I have four boys, a girl and a body-less head"
"£200? That's so inexpensive!"
"I want jointed hands"
"Carrying a torso around the house is NOT weird"
"Yeah, I have an old one. He's six"
"I need to sand down his face"
"So I just asked for a girl body instead"

 

"I was trying to sand out his eye sockets a bit, but dang! There's just not much room to move my hand around inside his head."

"Yeah, I probably never would have gotten around to putting underwear on him, but his wee-wee kept popping out of his pants. It was kinda awkward."
(Said this in the car with mother and sister, late at night, very sleepy, they were sorry they asked.)

 

"OOh, new eyes, just me pop off the back of her head and try them out!"

To the lady at the post office. "No it's not just a box of hair, it's a wig...for a doll" *crazy look*

 

"Oh my god, these pants are only $40! Look at how cool they are!" (While I scoff at human jeans that cost more than that...)

 

Probably the only strange things Ive said so far are:

"They sent her with red eyes, I really thought she was gonna have purple. No worries There gonna be green anyway." (When I was babbiling to one of my friends.)

"Lydia (my dolls name) if you dont sit still I cant put your wig on. I swear you can go bald for the rest of the day if you cant cooperate." (I say as my mom is walking by my door lolz)

"Mom look at her but its huge!!!" I showed everyone in the house her big but, dollzone msd girls have very large butts for some reason)

"Mom I have mail from the post office coming in dont forget it please."
"Okay whats in it"
"Just some hands and eyes, thats all."

 

"I've got two bodies sitting on my desk right now. Both have been decapitated and are double-hand amputees. Their feet are next."

 

"It's easier to unstring the legs with the pants on, otherwise I'd never get them over darn feet!"
"Mind if I grab in the head to fix the eyes?"
"GIVE BACK THOSE LEGS THEY AREN'T YOURS!!!"

 

I went to the post office the other day to mail out a DoD DoI head and here's how the exchange went:

Post office lady: Whatcha mailing out today? *takes box*
Me: A head. *looks at box* Its kinda small for a head, doncha think?
Post office lady: Not if its a baby's head.
Me: True, it could easily fit a baby's head.
People in line:

I love the people at my post office!

Ryu

 

just now while Unstringing my doll for some much needed maintenance "Give me your foot!" and then I realized how odd that would sound to outsiders. XD

 

My boyfriend: "Please spend $800 on a car before you spend it on a doll."

 

*digging in the extra parts box* "Hands again ... where have those feet wandered off to?"

 

I grabbed my doll as he started falling forward -

"Ah! Mum, I grabbed his pee-pee!"

My dad - "WHAT?"

 

"The eyes and wig are yours, but don't touch the head. I'm the one who qualified for it."-To my sister when we received our Luts winter event package.
"Yes, the doll DOES need a sheep costume."
"I had to pop her hands off to get the dress on but it's all good."
"That is the CUTEST head I have ever seen but I wish I could see it without the eyes..."
"I still don't think it's a boy."-My dad, after seeing one of my male dolls undressed.
"You're not properly taking care of my grand-dolls. What sort of resin mother are you?"-My mom while telling me she doesn't like my girl's outfit.
"I spent six hours wrestling with her eyes to put them back into her head."-Trying to properly position DD eyes.

 

Walks into a zombie themed restrant with Wyatt: "Hold on just let me get a chair for him..." Gets a chair for wyatt sitting him at the end of the table. Our waiter comes up and we give him our orders he looks at me and wyatt. "and does he want anything..." lol

 

Zombie themed restaurant? 8D Awesome!

Me: "Oh it's only 110!"

My mom: "ONLY 110!?"

 

telephone conversation last night with my Grandmother, who is stupendously awesome.

Gran: I was talking to Noel (her doll) the other day and I said 'wouldn't you like to go to that doll show?'
Me: What did he say?
Gran: Well, I think he'd like it. I'd like it. It'd be fun.

(same conversation, in reference to the doll show)
Gran: Is Tyler's head going to be back in time?
Me: I hope so. I really want to bring him.
Gran: Did he get his new hair?
Me: Yes.
Gran: You know, your mother just doesn't get this.

 

this thread cracks me up everytime :P
my addition:

At the first day of school of my recently quit study, me talking on the phone to the boyfriend ''and is she hurt? i told you to keep the cables away from my girls! Watch her a little will ya?''
after i hung up a classmate looks at me with a super suprised look on her face asking ''What was that all about? girls? do you have children??!''
me: ''no no...they are dolls''
Classmate: *still in shock* ''oh..'' and she walked away and never actually talked to me after that xD

in my defense, the people at the school i attended at that time were NOT very acceptable of anything that is out of the ordinary

 

"hun can you help me put this head on? i can't get the hook to stay."

 

"I have to remove his eyes." My dad gave me a look like this: o.O? haha.

 

"Oh my gosh, will you look at it? It even ROTATES!" and then a second later. "Hmmm, you know if you could put a little egg inside about there it would even vibrate. That would sure make some little girl happy!" Speaking to a friend on the phone about a pic of a BJD boy that I saw on a doll forum where the penis rotates. The rest was my sick sense of humor. I was actually thinking about how your standard rabbit vibe usually works, and I was meaning a girl DOLL, of course. I was at home and my roommate was watching a movie at the time. She's well used to me and my dolls but even she stopped and gave me the strangest look. I can just imagine that discussion on a cell in some public place though, can't you? They'd probably try to arrest me for running a bordello where they molested kids or something...

 

"Should I take his pen** off?"

scary isn't it? XDDD

 

Me to one of my dolls: "Hold still so I can put your hair on!"
(lol he kept flopping over while I was trying to put on his wig, and it kept falling off)


Me (on the phone with my mother): Oh crap! I dropped his eye!
Mum: *a few seconds of dead silence* You dropped what?
Me: An eye. An acrylic eye.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me: getting ready to clean his head. I'm going to repaint his face.
Mum: Okay then...

 

"Yes, I am boiling a doll butt."

 

"Crap, I scratched her boobs!"
"Agh, how am I gonna get these lines off her crotch."
"SHE KEEPS BEING KICKY."
"What do you think? I could buy this head for $300."
"I think I could start with using pastels on her nipples."
"Yeah, I scrubbed her eyes with a toothbrush."
"I need some scissors to cut her shoe off."
"Awesome! Free hair!" <-- me receiving my free wig as a part of a Luts event.
And I've probably said many more questionable things.

 

"Look mom he came in! awww his little peter!"
"I cant get his eyes right!"
"Sit dammit sit!"
"Why does his leg keep popping out!"

 

"Only 97 dollars left!"

 

'I bought three pairs of eyes today!' To my district manager at work - she knows I' collect BJDs and she thinks it's very exciting

 

"Yes! My head came back from California!"

 

^^ This makes me think of that old saying "If you remember the sixties, you weren't there." LOL


Me (in reference to my RS/FF Iruhi): "I think I like him with mismatched hands, but he'll have to give one of them back when his cousin gets home."

 

"G-- d--- it, why won't your head come off?!"

 

Talking to a lolita friend:

"I should join your Facebook group. I'm not a lolita, but my girl is, so I learned about it for her."

Ryu

 

"No, Sara. not ove- on the othe- NOOO!!! I SAID LOOKING UP, DAMMIT!!"

 

"NORA,STAY STILL SO I CAN PUT YOU HEAD BACK ON!!"
I was in a crappy mood because for some reason one of Noras eyes fell into the head.
I just kept shouting at her until my mum came into my room asking whats wrong.
She left with a freaked out face. XD

 

While on the bus I was talking with my friend who got me into BJD's and she was saying(quite loudly) how she almost had enough money to buy her boy's body. We got some strange looks.

 

At the doll show, to a lady who is a non-BJD person.

Lady: And he's really anatomically correct?
Me: Yes, perhaps embarrassingly so, according to some people.
Lady: So, I guess you don't let him hang out naked around the house.


Me, to a lady on the bus who wanted to 'meet' Tyler. "No, he doesn't usually ride the bus by himself. I usually carry him around in a bag."

 

So .... I was nervously taking my new doll's hands and feet off for the first time, so she could try on the extra set that I bought with her, and the elastic slipped off of the chopstick I was holding it with and INTO her arm, her forearm popped off , I screamed bloody murder, then proceeded to swear like a sailor... My housemate thundered up the stairs, shouting,"Are you okay?!! I said," I'm fine , but Epiphany is missing a fore arm!" She replied," Oh, whoo! I was expecting pools of blood or something! You never swear!... I'll just run back downstairs and get some pliers". " Could you bring a piece of wire too, we can use it as a hook to reattach the arm? " " Good idea! I think needle nose pliers and copper wire will work best." " Yeah, that would be great!"