Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

my mom "Can you get the head out of the sink were having company soon"
ME "but it's not dry yet give it a little longer"

 

"I need a unicorn in my life" (still didn't get one <.< )

"huge tits but no nipples Ôo "

"I'm just dremel-ing her thighs"

"ugh my articulations are so screwed up. I need a good restringing! ..... WTH did I just say? ._. "
and simillar -> "*looking at something I don't like on my body* it's Ok, I'll just sand it away. oh wait -_- "

 

My boy isn't here yet but I made a sweater for him and I showed my mom and she asked if the neck hole was big enough to fit over his head, to which I replied,
"I don't want to hurt him, so it's probably best to take of his head."
That is something I never thought I'd say... or even understand

 

"I should have brought one of my kids!" not the most epic, but I saw some pretty amusing expressions on the ignorant people's faces XD

"Ahh! Don't slice her vagina!" ... I was watching a box opening

"Which one? I have two red-headed step children!" when my sister said that she had a present for my 'red-headed step child'

"Well, maybe you can get one with a default faceup and keep it for two years, and when you're ready you can be like 'DYE!" my sister, when I was talking about how I want a zombie doll, but I adore Salgoo's default face.

 

"Ugh, her thighs are mismatched!"
"Where did I put those eyes? I just had them in a bag..."
Oh! and "I don't think I will make her nipples that red."
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Me: you know the first thing I will do when i get him is pull on his penis and see how it is jointed
Friend: don't break it

(talking about the ringdoll grown body)

 

Things I never said before my first doll came: "I'm ordering another one."
Also: "No offence, Arem, but your head is so small I can hardly put your eyes in." Soom Mini Gems...
"I always wanted four arms. I'll just let the doll wear four arms for me." about SD Shiva...
"Now hold still while I try to get a good shot of your tits." After blushing...
"I found the hook stuck in her leg. Can you hand me some chopsticks so I can fish them out?" After I noticed that a foot broke during shipping and I had to restring the doll right out of the box...
"She spores the deadly dust of doom!" While sanding...

 

"I dropped Kit's legs on the floor." This elicited a big laugh from my brother.

I had been re-stringing my El hybrid, Kitsune, and the string slipped out of my hand and went 'THWAP' into his body. His right leg -- which has a three-piece jigsaw puzzle for a knee joint -- fell, and as I tried to catch the parts I dislodged the string holding his left leg taut. And that leg fell, too. Ten leg parts and a thigh joint clattered to the floor and rolled all over. It's a good thing no one lives below me! Kit and his legs are fine. I'm scarred for life.

 

Said just now between my BFF gelfing21 and myself via IM. Its been cleaned up for the benefit of the forum (of course! )

Me: I'm doing a desparation move

gelfing21: oh? what move is that?

Me: so I only have one hand to type with

gelfling21: O_O

Me: White-gluing Ritsuka's ear to his wig (He's a Loveless Ritsuka MNM and he has pegs for his ears, so I was holding his ear onto his head until the glue set some.)

gelfing21: another thing you never thoght you'd say until...

Me: *gigglefit*

Ryu

 

"Crap, my eyes are upside-down."
(Apparently Unoa eyes can only be put in one way, otherwise they look really spaced out)

 

To a random classmate:

"See? He comes with three bits, and they're magnetic. I can also do this with them" *Sticks one onto his head by the headcap magnet* "Ta da!! Unicorn!!! "

Random classmate:

._.

 

"Would it terrify any of your family members if I brought a head to your house?"

 

"His eyeball fell out again."

(That happens if you don't use enough putty...)

 

I went out with a couple of my cosplaying friends. And while I told from my new (doll) wig I said: "The first thing I did were nude pictures with the wig on."

One of them looked at me veeeeery weird and seriously.
Me: "I-It's a DOLL!! A Doll! I photographed HIM naked!"

 

-fixing my boy's stringing- Oh Crappadoodle! No one move! His elbow just dropped! -after looking- Found it! His elebow rolled to the living room. (my mother in law was not amused by me chasing doll parts through her house)

 

I thought I would never chat about body parts over the phone ect. It's funny somethime because l wonder what people think that live around me. The walls in my apt. are thin so people hear everything that gos on typ of thing.

 

I don't have one yet, but something I thought I'd never hear myself say.

"Well, six hundred dollars seems perfectly reasonable to me. It's only a month and a half of working!"

 

Even worst, at first i did not see anything wrong with that.

 

had a guy friend over
"your creepy dolls are staring into my soul"
me
"they aren't creepy! Those are my children you are insulting!"
him
"you have children? wouldn't that be expensive?"
me
"only once"

 

"The old body has bigger junk." I have a SJ and DJ version 1 Doll-zone bodies laying right next to each other and was comparing them.

 

$5.50 for a pair of yo-sd sized BOOTS? yesssssssssssssssssss

 

gwahahahahahahahaha these posts had me laughing like Bowzer! XD
here's mine:

"Aaagh, Yukiko, I wish your elbows would stop coming apart!"
(response to dollphobic friend about scary doll fims) "yeah, but she sleeps in her (itty bitty dolly suit)case. And I lock it at night." (<--that's cause I'm a bit ocd) It could have sounded odd out of context...
"Putting her eyes into her ickle head was a nightmare!"

this is brilliant. I'm so subscribing..............

 

I wish I had a wig, then I could just take my hair off when it annoyed me. *thought today while combing my hair*

 

"He has a penis???!!!"

 

Whenever I carry my dolls around the house my parents go, "Oh, it's so and so!" And say their name wrong. And then the other parent corrects them.
"No sweetie, that's Rylee. He has green in his hair. Green has two E's and so does his name."
"Then who's the one with the red in his hair?"
"That's Sid. Three letters in his name like 'red'".
"Ooohh, sorry Sid."

I just find it amusing my parents are talking about my dolls like they're real people, hahaha. :P

 

"Maybe I should take off her tits sometime after all..."
(I have this doll which is supposed to be a little girl, but she has a mild case of boobage... It's incredibly annoying when making clothes for her, because I usually have her little-girl image stuck in my mind, and then end up sewing things too small because I forgot about her boobs. -.-)

 

"Where did his head go?"

 

"I really need to sand her nipples"

 

I actually said to a friend the other day:
"just ignore the headless naked doll on the table!"

 

I talk about dolls all the time with my boyfriend, he understands but I'm pretty sure if other people heard the things I said they'd give me horrifying looks.

Me: They have genders, my little girls has a va jay jay and she can't stay naked when she gets home!
Boyfriend: They're anatomically correct? so boys have a penis? Do they have pubic hair and all that?
Me: Boys do have a penis but no pubic hair in less you paint it on there yourself.
Me: I can even make my little girl a hermaphrodite if I wanted.
Boyfriend: O_O;

It was a very interesting conversation. I even showed him pictures from DoA of dolls private parts and a hermaphrodite. He finds it weird of course but doesn't discriminate the dolls. lol

 

This is something my friend said that I thought was rather cute... ^_^" We were at a local meetup, and my friend's sister was trying to make my doll look up at the camera. But she couldn't get it to pose properly and so my friend shouted, "Let the mother do it!!" (meaning me, LOL) We don't treat our dolls like children or anything like that, but that comment amused me because in a way, it's true!

 

Whitefrosty, I had something similar happening to me! A friend of mine who is usually great with dolls, totally sucks when it comes to positioning mine. But she wanted to try it anyway, and I said "Yeah right, like she's going to listen to you"... And that same moment the doll fell over xD (don't worry, no damage, we had them sitting on the couch)

 

"Does he have a weiner?"

Spoken in reference to a Yo-SD doll. Cuz, you know, some of the Yo boys have winkie's and some don't.

 

"Oh, your elbow went wonky again. Stop flopping so I can fix it!"
"I'm not putting pants on you. I just removed the stains"
"If you're not here when he arrives, should I wait for you before opening his hands?" < I asked my mom, who bought me jointed hands to go with the doll I bought myself for Christmas (who should be here soon )

 

I was telling my sister about the MNF I was going to order and she looked at me and said, "The one with the gigantic fake boobs?"
She thought I was talking about an Obitsu body I had ordered for my off topic doll last year. She has a lot to learn about dolls. :P

 

^ Haha! For dolls, technically ALL boobs are fake boobs. So.. :3

 

"CAT!! Come back here with Chaeri's hair!"

(My roomie's kitty Darkheart thinks Chaeri's fur wigs are cat toys.)

 

"Can I post a picture of your body online?"
I asked my friend this and after a second she began to laugh. I couldn't understand why, but then I also got it.

 

"You're going to be a girl, so say goodbye to your pecker!"

"See? No more pecker, and so smooth *rub rub rub*"

I guess I molest my poor dolls... Also even in context those two lines are horribly wrong sounding!!

 

ROFL. That's terrible! >< !

At a recent meetup, "Hey, is it okay if I undress one of your daughters?"

 

Hey peeps I just made a new video and I am curious as to what you all find your self doing a lot or saying since joining the hobby!

Actual link --->http://youtu.be/9epJJrSoWfM

[video=youtube;9epJJrSoWfM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9epJJrSoWfM&amp;list=UU-GMtZ6Kxz9XTFMn5LEdp1g&amp;index=1&amp;feature=plcp[/video]

 

Haha! This is hilarious~. I regonize so many things.

I guess these lines are among those I say the most;

"Oh-mai-gawd---! New sculpt! NEW SCULPT! This is so awesome! I bet I'll fall for him/her right away---.... Oh. o n o Not what I wanted. I feel sad".

"It looks sooo natural".

"I wanna be riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich~... qAq "

 

I couldn't stop laughing at that video good job

 

Ah, Asenva! Your video is perfect! Hillarious, I love it! XD

I've found myself shopping a lot recently in toy aisles to find stuff for my dolls. So the other day it wasn't something I said, but rather something I did that I wouldn't have done before owning BJDs: my 28yrold self sort of raced with a little girl down to the LaLaLoopsies in order to grab the last in-stock pink dress (for my Yo-sized girls) before the little girl could notice it. ^_^; I also went to McDonald's twice this past week, not because I was craving the food, but just to get the mini Build-A-Bear Happy Meal toys for my MSD. lol

 

Loved your video. Hilarious ^ ^ My appreciation is massive!

 

Asenva: I love all of your BJD videos, but this was definitely my favorite! Thanks for posting it!

 

@Asenva your video really made my day! GPOY for all of us ;3;

 

"OMG, I love living above the shops! This is the second time I needed emergency eyelashes!"

 

This conversation just occurred, and I thought it was fitting:

Me: "What?! $150 for a Miley Cyrus doll? Who would buy that?"

Boyfriend: *teasing* "You hypocrite..."

 

"Oops, your hand fell off!"

"I'm just spraying my head." -referring to spraying MSC.

 

"GAH! He wasn't supposed to show up for three more days! Dangit, I hope there's machines that make really obnoxious noises next to your box all night...!"


...I am the only person in the world who complains about a doll showing up early.

 

Haha, that video is great! Starting BJD hobby? Prepare for a rollercoasterride of emotions... xD

My own from this week: *speaking to dolls -which in itself is rather ridiculous of course* "Girls, you are getting a little sister! Or actually, a big sister, she's bigger than you guys. But she's still your little sister since she got here after you. But she will be older. *short silence* Also, I don't know her name yet, but just to inform you so you can get used to the idea."

 

Oh man, thanks for the video. I loved the part about the sunshine. xD Happens to me all the time. I don't even take my doll to semi-sunny rooms anymore...

"Hm... school handed out cute bandanas this week... I wonder how many I can get a hold of to make clothes..."

 

Ten minute conversation with my Grammie about DragonDoll Uncles and a certain part of their bodies. That was kinda awkward, lol

 

Me at the post office today picking up my dogs flea meds and having the new guy on the desk ....

postman: Thanks I'm glad they got here for you.

Me: yeah but I was hoping this would be my new kid ...

Postman O.O

Me: I'm wondering if he is going to be in a really big box or a small one? could I leave a special note to knock on the front window if it arrives? I work midnights and I really dont want to miss him coming in,

Postman O.O what?

Me: well if they keep him all together he will be in a very big box, but if they take him apart he will be in a much smaller box. either way it's going to be heavy >.< and if it's cold out I don't want him to be out there to long! Bodies like his don't do well out in the cold!

Postman: bodies? your having a body shipped threw the mail?

Me: no not just a body, a head too!! and even 2 sets of hands! he's going to be the biggest boy yet! I cant wait! now if I could just find that bag of eyes I'll be happy!

Finally the other post office guy couldn't take it any more and started laughing, he knows how much I love to torment the new people at that post office. He learned very quick when my one doll body FINALLY came in after being lost in the mail for 7 months. I did the happy dance and said FINALLY MY HOUJUN WILL HAVE A BODY!!!!! and he freaked out, I also had a few sets of eyes come in that day too so yeah ..... after showing him what kind of eyes and body I had he told me I need to pull that on all the new people just to see there reactions. As long as I can keep from laughing it works great! bad part is I don't think the new guy is going to be talking to my fav postal worker for quite a while!

It was still so worth it!

Now to keep waiting for my new boy >.<#

 

Me (to Sis): Have you seen the blu-tack? I need some for my eyes.

 

-watching final fantasy advent children-
"I want a doll. Of EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of them. Because that's NOT creepy AT ALL."
(them being the characters)