Things you never thought you'd say until you owned a BJD v2

*Random gorgeous looking guy walks by*
''Huh.. I kinda wanna make a doll out of him..''

 

"I want a new guy so bad. I hope I can buy one with my Christmas money."

 

I sometimes ask my fiends' opinions on some new dolls Im eyeing at, our conversations may sound a little weird to some pass-by lol:
I: "He is almost perfect, except his nose. I mean, it kinda stands out too much."
My friend: "Oh, then you can do a little surgery, like, cut his nose and reshape it?"
I: "Yeah that should help saving his face, but that's like a lot work for [my go-to makeup custom artist]."

 

I was out of town and my eyes came in so I called my mom to make sure they arrived safely

Me:"Hey mom, did I get anything in the mail?"
Mom:"yeah a little box, can I open it?"
Me:"Um, sure, its just eyes"
Mom:"Why do you have eyes?"
Me:"I didn't like Seigers(my doll) eyes, so I got him new ones"
Moms friend in the background:"Your daughter is weird'

 

thinking to myself
"i think these eyes are to big, i cant see enough whites"

 

lmao made me think
"no putty till ya see the whites of their eyes!" *snerks*

 

When trying to figure out why Jess's arm wouldn't pose right: "Oh, her elbow is upside down. That explains it!"

When finally attempting to restringing my Impldoll Avery: "....He as two left elbows. Why do they all have elbow problems?!" Soon followed by "I wonder if I can buy just the elbow, or if I have to buy a whole arm... I am so not buying a full body just for the elbow!"

When my DF-H Kelasi arrived at the post office: "He's here! My new little boy just arrived! Yeee my new boy is right here in this box!"

 

when i get my first doll i told my friend “he is my first boy and i will love him forever” but now I want rehome him

 

"This old necktie would make a perfect skirt and scarf set!" And it did.

 

Le me last night: "Oh, I'll just take her hands off and do her nail polish!"

 

I say that ALL the time!

 

"I have legs coming in the mail, they were a good deal"
"These eyes aren't working for me, time to try new ones"

 

"I'll be right back, I want to put my eyes away. The last time I put eyes in my pocket I almost lost them."

The preceding comment occurred two days ago when I received a new pair of eyes in the mail and was explaining to my mother why it was important to store the eyes before going back to work. She got a hearty laugh out of my statement.

 

"where the hell did her underwear go!? O_o
Note: she had been wearing them but omg i've seen clothing caught in joints but to disappear so much you have to look in all her butt/leg joints! All that was left out was a snip of the gusset!... On a Trinity! 20 dolls so far and none were that bad LOL May need to find the double sided tape for this LOL

 

"Well, €600 isn't thát much..."

 

"I JUST BOUGHT ME SOME NEW HANDS"

 

My head came in the mail today!

 

"HIS DICK IS DETATCHABLE. MAGNETIC. I CAN STICK HIS DICK TO MY FRIDGE"

 

For real. Makes me wonder, has anyone ever in the history of magnetic detachable resin man bits not stuck them to a fridge at some point at least once?

 

me cuz i don't got those.... YET... but Dad has been warned in advance they will appear there!

 

"Customs is holding my eyes hostage! D< "

"Kimi! Did you just bite me with your boobs?!"

"Stop bisecting around your hips and start bending your legs!"

"Yep. I'm gonna have to hack his massive rack off. It's gonna be pretty messy."

"Here. I'll just put your boyfriend's head on your lap. Don't get any strange ideas."

"So... what happens if his penis falls off... and then slides down his pant leg? That'd be awkward : / "

"Ugh. I think I'm going to have to totally reconstruct her knees. They keep eating her socks D: "

"Well, I figure if I pop his head off, things can only get easier from there."

 

"You sure do love slamming the back of your head in to the wood floors, don't you..."

 

OMG! I laughed so hard at these - I totally relate.

 

"WHO'S IN THE BOX?!"

Cue the infamous Se7en scene for those who don't know I keep resin children (excuse Brad Pitt's language):

 

"Yeah, I sculpted him a larger penis because it originally was too small for his character."
"Stinker, get off my lap! I'm trying to put his/her head back on!" Me to my cat when she jumps on my lap midway into reattaching one of my boys' or girls' heads. That cat has a tendency of doing that a lot.
"Yeah, he's packing down there."
"Yup, he comes with optional parts, so he can have a woody if I want."
"I'm waiting for his head to dry before I continue working on it." Faceup woes
"No, don't pull down his pants!" I think me to my mom, who was a bit too curious about dolly junk.
"Don't bend over and whack your head against the table like that!" Sometimes unexpectedly floppy boys irritate me Looking at you in particular, Aqqen

 

"Give- give- give me your face!" Was something my mom laughed at as I was removing my new dolls faceplate

 

"Actually 270 dollars is not bad! That's a pretty good deal!"

 

I love clothes without Velcro but i hate that i have to take your head off to put them on-- me to my msd's when dressing them

 

« Im so happy, my new body got shipped today, i was tired of her head beiing alone in her box it was sad » I literally sayed that at the grocery store with my friend I was wondering for a second why the women behind us was looking at me like if I was a murdereur hahahahaha.

 

Picking up packages and saying things like “the body came in!” XD or “I ordered a new head.” It’s entertaining when people have no clue what you’re talking about

 

“His hands are so ugly, but it’s ok because I found a new pair on sale that I like better. Maybe this time I won’t break his fingers.” -me talking about getting my doll jointed hands lol

 

I had to order her a smaller chest, her boobs were just too big and hard to sew for.
I had to sand her nipples as she always looked so darn nippy, like she was cold 24/7.
I sanded his junk so I could zip his pants easier.
I'll just pop out her eyes and get some new ones.
I have an extra head just incase I mess this one up.
I left him in the box in my closet so he wouldn't yellow.
Those heads share one body until I can buy another body.
He is just too big, I prefer smaller bodies.
I like him better without eyelashes.
Just wipe the face off and start over.

 

"I have a collection of heads in boxes on my shelf"

"Yeah I hope my family doesn't find it weird that they're anatomically correct
Boyfriend: "What"
I think he thought they were like barbies in that area

 

It isn’t a party until somebody loses their pants.

(We’re always showing new doll bodies or restringing dolls)

 

"I'm going to perform a sex-change surgery on him...her.."
"I hope this apoxie is enough for her boobs!"
Modding makes you say the strangest things!

 

"Welp guess I'm gonna saw his legs in half now"

"Hey! Get your butt back into your pants or you will be without them for the rest of your life! >:U"

*in public, talking with a friend*
"So my next dude is gonna have magnetic... bits so that means that you can tear it right off"
*the lady around the other table looks at us horrified*

"Stop making a kitty pose all the time"

"Stop slapping your face! You're gonna ruin it!"

 

• "Oh... oh, well. Looks like I just beheaded him. That was kinda easy"
• "...But how am I supposed to attach his head againnnn?! D: "
  
• "Removing his eyes was about as painful as I thought it'd be"
• "I'm gonna get this guy's head as a gift! "
  
• "I'm still waiting for my head"
  
• "Yeah, it's gonna be a headless body. The head will come separately"
• "Spent four hours trying to get his nipples right"

 

Sitting in a coffee shop drooling over dolls on JunkySpot a fee months back. Sees a pair of eyes that were PERFECTION.

“OMG I want those eyeballs.” Out loud. To myself, but still verbally.

Cue the creeped out looks of the three people who overheard me.... and people wonder why I’m an introvert. XD

 

lmao... I would have loved to have seen that... next time look back and say 'what?.... they are so much better than newts eyes for my frankendollie spells' said with a totally innocent face lol

 

Me:Yea that one needs a head cap to keep it's hair on.
spouse: we should get one for dad.

 

"Yeah, this guy was tricky. He needed five different left arms, and I really wasn't sure how I was going to get a hold of those."

 

omg I saved 200 USD (note Canadian so that's alot)... and it got me a full EID iple boy extra hands, shoes, wigs every kind of blushing i can get.... and my CAD was like 1100 O_O ... I'm speechless at how low this is! lol

and now i keep saying 'shit.... need to find a place for him!' this is no small thing as all the normal doll spaces are taken... time to get.... creative lol

 

"Hey can you come in here and help me out? the string won't go through her thigh"

"Listen Jinx I know your eyes are pretty but you gotta stay out of the sunlight!"

(Me to my best friend)
"Yeah yeah she's anatomically correct. At least she doesn't have magnet wieners"

 

"I totally need to restring him. He doesn't pose very well any more of that position and I swear he is going to break his wiener"

"He is absolutely gorgeous! But his eyes are too big for him and it's falling off. Here you can borrow these eyes if you want, because waiting for eyes and new hands can be quite a pain."

"He is so gorgeous except I think he is a little bit too old? his yellowing is totally comparable to Jaundice"

 

I have no use for her... but... I think my TRINITY needs her sister! (what happens when they put out a new sculpt in ages and she's a perfect sibling for the one you finally chose (and got)... Never mind she's like over 3 feet tall and you still need the *cough* smaller ones (80 cm... x2 cuz.. boy and girl ><) lol.
I truly never imagined having more than on of the BIG girls lol

 

"That mold's not gonna work, time to pick a different shell." < The other day. I thought I'd have another MSD boy running around. Nope. Yo-SD boy.

 

"why are your nipples so far from your armpits!"

 

nothing specific as it is ALL talk to do with the buying of infant and toddler clothing and shoes. Not having any kids of myown or family to shop for for kids... this is a completely freaking thing for me lol. In fact today I just bot 2 pair of 5T pants/bottoms and was extatic cuz i didn't know the top i got 'last week' even HAD bottoms... I'm even learing to eyeball if a show will fit!.... I can't do that for myself after 35 years of the same size feet! LOL The whole TOPIC is in the 'never imagined' box lol

fyi Dollmore Trinity... I haven't even started with the Lusions yet lol

 

If you learn Australian sizes, I could always offer a proxy xD I have a toddler so I'm used to kiddy shopping!

 

"I GOT HAIR IN THE MAIL!"

 

'' 300 dollars, yepp thats way cheaper than usual'' its only suprising just because i am too afraid to spend too much money xox just for one thing

 

"The jerk doesn't even have a body and I'm smuggling him designer vodka."

 

"Where the heck did my bag of feet go!"

 

I just found the lost feet in the bottom drawer with the bone wings.

Edit: I said this to my hubby.

 

(I mean i always thought this line would work in a book/story but how you integrate it idk and yes ive said this out loud) "I can't wait for my dolls to come in!! I can't wait to feel there body n try to make them how i want them!"
My dog lifts he head n just gives me a look of really? Sighed and laid his head down. " Don't judge me fluffybutt!! I still pay for ur nibblets!!"

 

i have said.... "i can't wait till i have a doll who's man bits i can hang on the fridge!| .... this whole concept just kills me... ppl who come to my home have been warned it WILL happen XD .... at least those doll parts will be ones I don't lose? O_o.. ><

 

I feel yeah honey lol ive been broke most of my life n i just got into a time where I can spend about 250 a month on whatever i want

 

"does this one come with magnetic penis? We need more fridge magnets"

 

"Munch, where'd your hand go this time?"
(later)
"Good job, foot; you found it!"

Fairyland magnets, yo.

 

lmfao i have the potential to adopt this phrase LOL... I'm still at the the 'he has more junk than a lot of human's LOL