Things you never said until you had dolls...

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"Oh thats neat - all the penises are different!"
"I love doing make up"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"Sweetie - I think its following me...the eyes...they're scaring me"
"Wow...those are some perky plastic boobies"
"Does that doll have testicles...Never mind dont answer just throw a fig leaf on him"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"Its easier to just take of your kids head then get them tattoos"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"$80+shipping for this dress? Nadeko would look great in it and that's a great deal"
"take the bus? I could buy Nadeko's twin for the amount I'd spend on the bus in a year!" (I do not take the public bus anywhere, I walk if I can't get a ride)
"I need to buy Nadeko more shoes!" (my own shoes are 6 years old and falling apart)
"I want to get her some new feet but I think she needs new clothes more"
"I wish this came in 1/3 scale..."
"can I borrow her dress?"
"only $299 for an MSD? that's so cheap!"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"you spent HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"
"you need to stop buying clothes"


Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"customize it however you want?! I wonder if they'll make it in 1/3 scale..." (after I saw a Pier1 commercial on T.V.)

 

The thread you said you couldn't find is here...

http://www.denofangels.com/forums/s...er-thought-you-d-say-until-you-owned-a-BJD-v2

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"If I put aside $400 a month, it'll be paid off in just 5 months!"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"Are you really sure that's a boy?"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"Hmm... can I make four simultaneous, staggered layaways work? I think I can, yes..."

 

"I have a spare head in my drawer. I keep forgetting I even own it."
"I'm shopping... for a new wig."
"I forgot to put her knee joint in. Arggggh! I knew it didn't look right!"
"I like them floppy."

 

"I've had Pen's head for half a year and he just gets more and more demanding... And he's a Mo, and even blank, he's just looking at me disapprovingly."
I said that in another thread, and it sounds awful out of context.

 

"My box of eyeballs arrived today, yay!"

 

Just now "The company I ordered the bodies from......." Didn't realize how weird it sounded till a few minutes later.

 

Things you never said until you had Dolls:
"I think I'll try layaway..."
"I've lost my bag of dicks..." When I got a Spiritdoll Proud body, it came with "extra parts" in a small plastic baggy.

Things you never heard until you had Dolls:
"I wanna see his dick!" "Drop his pants!" These coming from my friends in the university Gaming Club. XD

Things you never thought until you had Dolls:
"Must... find... nicely-scaled weapons..."
"This looks like a lovely place for a photoshoot!"
"I wonder how my professor will react to [insert Doll name here]." I take my Dolls to the university often. xD

 

LOL... "oh I think I have his penis's with me" says fellow club member referring to her Loong Soul doll (he was at home but his man bits were still in her bag lol.

"OMG yes... he has 5 moods! - me refering to the above manbits & their 'forms' .

- I have the same thought about nice scaled everything. But ya I'm always thinking about 1800's pistol's and going 'that would be perfect for (doll's name)' -referring to some gun or other
- I think exactly that! There are about a half a dozen yards within 6-10 blocks of me that bring that thought up frequently.

 

"It's snowing! I better go out and take pictures before it melts!"

"I swear I'm the only one insane enough to go outside before the sun is fully up because it'd make cute doll pictures....I better roll her around in the snow."

 

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“WowI really need to take out her eyes and move them.”
“Hey youwanna see her tinny butt?”
“WOW look those feet? I want totake them off”

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]“Ohgod I hope I didn’t chip off her nose.”
“Look at her littlebutt crack!”
“can you take off their head?”[/FONT]

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]"Iwish I could give Rene new hands...”[/FONT]
“[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]Iwonder if this body would fit in my back pack” (I was thinking oftaking my little one to class XD)[/FONT]
“[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]Iwonder where I can find a little toilet...?”[/FONT]

 

Wow, her books are much bigger than mine....In comparison. When did I start to compare myself to a doll?

 

Things you never said until you had dolls

"Wow, only $450? What a good deal!"
"Oh, look! There's an event and I get a free head!"

 

"Blue and grey are my favourite skin colours!"

 

lmao I can imagine this being overheard in public... note: if thinking NOT of dolls...
blue = dead
grey = damn close! lol that could sound like one twisted comment lmao... good one LS!

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"Why wont you stand!!!!"
"Your V@gin@ is showing"
"why does your hair keep coming off"
"I am getting____(insert body part) in the mail"
"Her eyes come out"
"I have to take her head off to paint her face"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"why is she naked?"
"Your doll is creepy"
"You can do face-up commissions for money"
"How can a doll be so expensive"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I wonder if this doll suits my character?"
"Someone to wear the clothes I wish I could"
"Should I remove her hand to do her nails?"
"I hope I don't lose the S hook in her body"
"Do not touch the face"
"(when a person who doesn't have dolls holds my girl) If they drop her she could lose a finger"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.

I'll skip buying books this month so I can afford X doll
Stop flashing everyone!
I feel like some kind of flesh trader.



Things you never heard until you had dolls

His business spins around like a whirligig!
I've got a whole collection of heads in my room



Things you never thought until you had dolls.

Restringing is terrifying
It's such a pain to wait for the right weather to do face-ups

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
He's only $320 and he's on sale.
I need him now!
I just want to go home and play with my boy.

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
What are you going to do with him in twenty years? (I just heard this from my grandmother this morning)
You let that doll sit next to your bed when you sleep?

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
I need to shop for shoes. (I actually hate shopping for clothes and shoes for myself)

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"That one has a bigger d!ck than the other" // (Friend): "Ah yes, I can feel it".
"I would love to take a look (at the genitals), but I don't want to embarres her in public" // Owner: "If you do it like this, you can get a peek" // "Oh that IS pretty, so much detail!"
"Her tan skin is so beautiful!"
"I still got your eyes".

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
Mother: "What is inside that box?" // Me: "hands" // Mother: "I thought so".
Friend: "I have a head in my pocket".
Friend: "She has a really nice v@g!na".
Friend: "Bring the head".
Commonly heard: "what are those?" // "You collect what?".

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
I'm not the type for floating heads.
I want the brigthest bluest eyes for him!
I think one leg might be longer than your other.
Stand damn it or I sell you! (Funfact: the doll stood like a rock :p )
Your buttcrack is too wide.

 

Things you never said until you had dolls:
"Oh...d**n! His eyeball fell out again!"
"So...which penis is the 'happy' one?" - OK, that says more about ME than about my doll habit. I'm a lesbian with no penis experience...

Things you never heard until you had dolls:
"*giggling* he has a little dilly..." - a (gay) male doll-collecting friend (fashion dolls, barbies mostly) upon examining one of my male dolls and finding that he had a penis.
"SATAN IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!" - Same friend. Long story. The doll had by this time acquired the nickname Satan.
"Hey, Satan has been sold...already!" - yeah, a lot of the weird dolly comments can be ascribed to the fact that my second doll got the nickname Satan.
An exchange:
Friend: is she anatomically correct?
Me: yeah, but you have to look hard.

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
I hope Satan doesn't attack his new owner. - there was a REASON that doll had the name! I had a bad accident restringing him...after that things were never right.
$275? Wow, that's cheap! - yep. The relativity of prices in this hobby.
You poor thing, you've got no labia! - my Asleep Eidolon Kina is...rather lacking in anatomical detail.

 

'Can't wait to get home to play with the guys'.
The boyfriend:'Are you cheating on me?'
'No I meant my dolls.'

 

I laughed my butt off... I would have quoted but just to many too... I loved reading it... wish I had a doll so I had something funny to say.

 

Unfortunately for me my Luna knows this is an empty threat

been doing this for last few months lol... have re-read half my harlequin collection by now ><

^In relation to the above type comments in general...
Things you never thought until you had dolls.
Some day I will have a boy with multiple "parts" that I can keep on the fridge (cuz they are magnetic and I won't lose them then... see? reasonable reason even

 

"I only want him for his body." Said while trying to justify the purchase of a doll I didn't really need.

 

Things you never said until you had dolls?

"I hate shoe shopping"...

 

"I hate elastic." < Am I the only one who said this during re-stringing sessions?

 

"I was scouting DoA for bodies." (During an AIM conversation with a friend as I explained my search for two bodies to go with my floating heads.)

 

HA. I always used to say

"Saving money is easy!"



So now I say "Saving money is hard!"

 

To my husband:

"Bank of America issued a new debit card to me because of 'suspicious activity'. Apparently all those recent purchases from Korean retailers sent up a red flag."

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
That would easily be "My head is in town but I can't pick it up until Monday!" xD


Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"That's very nice but can you find a picture where the eyes are in a head?"


Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"Three hundred dollars isn't that bad!"

 

I just said this yesterday when trying to dress my new doll. My friend was there too laughing at my struggling.
Me: I can't get his pants over his thing.
Friend: Try the other pants.
Me: *takes off the first pair and tries to put on the other pair on* It's too big

After fighting with him, we ended up taking off his underwear and the second pair of pants fit perfectly.

 

after reading this... thought "you need a boy with a removable/magnetic dilly" ... (loong soul & ring doll have seriously warped me XD)

 

I know xD I was thinking about that too

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
To a friend on facebook: "I'll be busy for a bit. I need to dunk her in boiling water."

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
From my friend on facebook: "Omigod, why are you dunking someone in boiling water?!"
From my sister to her friend: "My sister's keeping disembodied parts in boxes and boils them."

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"Her nipples are too big."

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
While restringing an Iplehouse boy body: "Haha! Unattached buttcheeks!"
And the latest: "I'll need the oven today, I'm going to bake a couple of eyes and ears."

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
My girlfriend a couple of days ago when we went photoshooting together: "Maybe if you squeezed some space between Oliver and Marzia, you'd fit all three in your backpack."

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I think I'll sand her breasts a bit. They're way too huge."

 

Just texted a friend: "This hair clip really limits my head mobility"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"your crotch is way too low" (on big pants)
"he has lost his marbles! literally" (one of my dolls has marbles for eyes)
"he needs his face back" (face-up gone wrong)
"I still have 2 decapitated bodies on my bed" (hurrah for sending heads away for face ups)

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"he looks like something is wrong, are his legs too long?"
"that's no way to leave him here on the table"
"are you collecting these?" o_O (about the postal slip things you get when you are not home an they have a package for you to pick up)

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I could actually buy a SD (fullset) doll from the the rent I pay. You know like every month" ( my rent is skyhigh)
"I hate eybrows!" (I really do, when painting them they need to be even. even I say)
"Like how many eyes do four heads need?!" (eye shopping)
"And then when you have finally decided that you wouldn't get more dolls.... you want another one" (true, no?)

 

Things you never said until you had dolls:
"I hate these butt-flaps" when trying to put pants on my active-line Minifee boy

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"haha look at his little dingledang"
"wow $600 isn't too bad!"
"Levi's clothes cost more than my own Levi cosplay"
"Don't you just love the feel of a bunch of eyes in your hand?"
"Thinking about the dolls I'm buying with my paychecks gets me through long work days"
"Six months isn't /that/ long"
"I'm cuddling with Aoba"
"I wish they would just give me my scholarship in cash or something"
"Do you know how many dolls we could buy with our tuition? Like, 50 LE Volks fullsets a year just let that sink in"

 

"oh, look, my eyes arrived in the mail today."

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About my newest little Lati head: "She is so lovely, I think I will have to temporarily decapitate someone to give Bayer a body for now, because she's deserving (and wow, if anyone read this out of context I would sound like a serial killer, lol)."

Resin cannibalism, ahoy! Points for still being able to recognize when I sound like a nutcase to common folk...

 

to my mom...."Yeah, this body comes headless, but it won't stay like that."

 

"I think I'm going to sell her body... Then get a new one."

 

"the bonus was the extra set of boobs in a size I'd never buy a whole doll with!"
The final deciding point about my Iplehouse nYID girl who had a special option of being able to get the 'small' bust' as an option item. I would never want just a small bust doll from IH but have a few items that a small bust might fit better ;p.... she finally arrives next week Wheeeeeeeeeeee! ^^

 

"I want that head. I think it will look good on that body I have"

This was when I was alone at a party. I figured since I'm sitting there doing nothing, I'll just browse dolly photos. (I don't even know why I'm there. I don't like parties) It's a good thing I don't know anyone because I haven't realized that I said it out loud and a couple people heard me. Needless to say it was a very, very bad idea. Never again.

 

This is more of a 'thing I did' and 'thought'....
thought: 'shit I think I just gave myself a black eye!'
was putting dolls head back on and thing I used as a head chord puller ... broke... so fist with puller snapped back... into my own face
x_O... owie... you would think punching yourself in the eye was not possible.... untill you own a BJD

 

"I don't have enough eyes to go around!"

 

"I stalk the mailman."

 

I second not having enough eyes!
And, "I wonder which hea d I should keep. Ugh, they'll just share a body until I buy another."

 

"I am saving up to buy you a girlfriend, honest!"
... It makes me feel like I am in some sort of shady mail-order bride business...

 

"Man, your wig clashes with your tights!"

 

To my aunt the other day, "if i had a ton of money I would buy a ton of spare bodies, especially mermaid and centaur bodies"

 

"Careful darling, there's a body dangling from the drying rack "

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"I need to buy more clothes for my son..." which made so many friends look at me in confusion and horror.

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
My girlfriend said to me "Oh yay, now we have a son!"
I was laughed so hard- Made my day.

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I hope no one stares at his butt."
Seriously, when my bby wore the leather pants I got for him, I got self-conscious on his behalf. He's got some cute booty.

 

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"If i could change my hairstyle that easily..."
"I wish I could wear that doll clothes"

 

When I just started, I was browsing through a resale store and, "3,000 yen for a shirt? I don't spend that much on myself!"

Then, the next time we went shopping and there was a cute outfit at the Volks store and I said rather loudly "only 5,000 yen?!"

Also, buying a doll for my doll was fun.

 

"Only one doll is enough," I said...."and all the clothes will be handmade," I said...

 

Absolutely true.

In my case I never thought of spending more than 80$ on a dress...

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"The eyes came in the mail!"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"You're lucky you didn't strip the wrist. Stop twisting her hands or they'll pop off again."

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"If I buy a military officer's hat, can I take it apart and make a miniature version for Miles?"