Things you never said until you had dolls...

I was talking to my sister today, telling her about the new set of eyes I bought. I said something to the effect of "her close will be here tomarrow, but her eyes wont be here till mid febuary"

My sister had asked me how I got a duct tape bracelet on my girl's wrist, to wich I replied "I have to take her hand off, so it stays on pretty much forever."

 

Loads of things: like buying eyes and body parts. Just today, I was browsing lip gloss because they were shaped like small soda bottles. My daughter and I discussed how they would make perfect props.

 

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Actually my boyfriend and I were just talking about this the other day! I said something to the effect of "Hey would you mind if I bought a boy?" He gave me the oddest look, and I clarified I meant a boy doll...

My sister also said something weird yesterday. She wanted to know what it was like to pick out a doll. She's expecting her first child, and I told her picking out/buying my first doll will kinda be like having a child. We had a whole conversation about me making clothes for her future baby boy and my future Soom girl :P

 

"The Indonesian lady has my Vampire head". That sentence came out of my mouth this morning !

 

I asked my boyfriend yesterday to check the mail because I wanted to see if "my eyeballs came in"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"Oh good, my doll hates my ex as much I do." I say this mostly because he refused to cooperate with her when I let her see him when I was meeting with her about getting my stuff back. It was really funny.
"Would you stop taking head dives off the shelf over the bed, I keep worrying I'll roll over on you."

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"Is that a Chihuahua?" Yes, my doll has been mistaken for a dog somehow XD
"That thing is like crawling out of the Tv in a horror movie creepy." Uh... yeah rude waiter at the restaurant I ate ate after a doll meet.
Things you never thought until you had dolls.
I just spent 60 dollars on material for a doll, I regret nothing!

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.

"Have you seen my Half Face Respirator?"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"Why is there a naked man on your bed?"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I need to buy more silicone putty." "Yeah, I can paint pubic hair realistically."

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
Now where did I put my eyeballs? I know they're here somewhere.

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
He has interchangeable man parts!

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
$200 for a doll? That is cheap!!

 

LMFAO! i laughed so hard at this that i woke my parents up plus my bf downstairs, at 5:30am xD sorry, dont mean to inturrupt the meme *dolless* but i had to put that out there!

 

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week... Heheh.

Stuff I've said:
"So I had to saw her neck down to a smaller size, she looked like a giraffe..."
"Ya just plop him in a chair and BOOM, "Vogue"! He just draws the camera like a magnet!"

Stuff said to me:
"Oh G**, Put her face back on! Put it back now! Eww, that's so freaky!!"
"So their eyes just pop out??"
"Your dolls have better garb than I do. ...That's not fair."

 

"Please disregard the armless, naked doll on my bookshelf."

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
Well, I've always had *dolls* but before I had BJDs, I never said, "Don't you ROLL your eyes at ME!" (To the doll.)

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
Once again, assuming we're talking about BJDs...
"I'm going to blush up her coochie."
From my friend who is a medical doctor, when I showed her how the headcap comes off: "OMG THAT'S JUST WRONG... that's not what THAT is supposed to look like..."
Now I'm considering sculpting an "inside the skull" bit to put in there.

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I wonder if my toy would like this toy?"
When invited to a party, "Will there be DOLLS there?"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
" 'Layaway' is my favorite word."
"Please mummify her in ten layers of bubblewrap?"
"I want us to have matching wigs."

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"Shipping is $90" (I usually only have small items like wigs, clothes, and fabric shipped. This was a "wait, really?!" moment for me. XD)

" [squeal] OMG TINY CHILD DOLL" (from my boyfriend, who's a pretty big guy. Showed him a Lati Yellow.)

"Hey, her eye popped out!"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I wonder if I can find fabric to make matching dresses for me and my dolls?"
"How do I make a doll carrier that can holdx number of Tinies?"

 

"Do you have a sock? I need to make her a dress really quick..."

 

"Why are you so CROSSEYED!?"
"I'm expecting a bunch of eyes in the mail"
"Only 40 dollars for a pair of shoes!? They're mine!" (I'm a real cheapskate when it comes to shoes for me)

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"A body!" I said this to an older woman in the elevetor of my appartment building when she asked what was in the box. Her expression was priceless. X3
"Im so afraid of losing your hands!" MNF magnet hands...

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"Wow, 200 for that doll is cheap! I can save that much really quickly!"
"Huh.. I wonder if this will work as a prop for my dolls.." I find my self constently on the look out now for tiny props for my dolls.. never used to do that.

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"I have to get home, my head came in the mail today!"
"Around Christmas I'm going to buy two boys and then I get a girl for free, isn't that awesome?"
"Only $40,- for a pair of teensy shoes, look how cute!" (This from a person who buys $15,- shoes for herself if given the chance)
"I lost an eye!"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
This from my husband, about my uncle wearing foundation one time (Long story and no, my hubby is not in the hobby): "He looks like a normal skin doll with no face-up."

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"Ooooooh, I wonder if that's small enough for [insert doll character here]" Nowadays this is literally what happens in my brain 50,000 times a day

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
- :X urgh your boobs are in the way hime
- ahaha ......holy crap i put your leg on wrong
- i just restrung her ya she can stand all on her own i am so proud
- her stupid wig keeps falling off
Things you never heard until you had dolls.
- You should learn how to sew
- put her head cap back on! O.O
- restring what does that mean?
-it isnt french......
- are you sure its not called balljoina....
Things you never thought until you had dolls.
-he or she would make a great insert character doll
- only 200 dollars >> whats wrong with it
- 500 dollars...heh that sounds about right
- is it double jointed?

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
But, $500 is a REALLY good deal!
His jeans already stained his peen!
I couldn't figure out how to put his knee together at first...
Stupid joint, GET. BACK. IN. THERE.



Things you never heard until you had dolls.
That expensive? That thing better be made out of gold...
Headless BJDs laying around like that are still really morbid... (heheh, ChronicallySpaced)
They have genitals?!
There, now I've supported your resin army (Mom )


Things you never thought until you had dolls.
$500...is a really good deal! (yeah, thought, then said it)
Guess I should learn how to sew again...
$100 in items for free EMS shipping? Deal!
You're selling that for HOW MUCH?

And so on XD

 

I was in school freaking out because there was a head for sale I wanted, so i dragged my hands across the table going "I neeeeddd his heaaaaddddddd".

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"DON'T THROW MY BAG OF EYES THEY'LL BREAK!!!"
" Her hand fell off now, where did it go?"
" My hair came in the mail."

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"Let's boil the baby!"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
Being so tired you think its time to switch to the sleeping head. (on yourself)

 

"Now, where did I put those eyes?"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
- "I've had his head rolling around my house for about a year before I finally got him a body~."
- "He's just frowning because he doesn't have his real hair yet, I'll re-paint his face to a happier expression when he does~."
- "His neck was waaay too long, so I sanded some of it off, oh the mess in the bathroom sink after I was done!"
- "I got his body from eBay, but it also came with a head and I decided later that it would belong to his brother, Lullaby. So I pretty much stole the body for Requi from his own brother!"
- "Gahhhh.. I dropped the eye.. I hope it didn't roll under the bed."
- "This prolly looks so odd to others, me putting a naked man to pieces on the sofa. ... Wait..." *Restringing a doll on the living room sofa* 8'D
- "Whoaaa, acute balding!" *When wigs fall off*

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
- "I turned her eyes the wrong way round to see how it looks, and SHE LOOKS SO SCARY NOW!" OAO (Something a friend of mine (Who is not into dolls) said to me once when I let her borrow my doll to practice sewing clothes. XD )
Things you never thought until you had dolls.
- "400$ dollars for a body? Not bad at all~."
- "300$ for a whole doll?! Okay, what's wrong with it, hmm..."
- "Eeee~. Bolero's body should be home by the time I get out of schools~. So exciteddd~!"
- "Oh whoops, he fell on his nose and now it got a dent, hmm.. Well, boiling water helps!"
- "... Uhhh... Legs dooon't really bend that way.."

All the morbid things. Also, I've said some iiiinteresting things to my non-doll friends on Skype. :'D

 

Things I've said:
"I'm planning on putting a head, eyes, and a wig on layaway soon."
"Hey, what do you think of this body?"

Things I've heard:
No exact quotes, but my friend and I sew at the library for my doll, and one librarian repeatedly comments about how freaky it is when I take off her head.
There was also, "Is it just me or does she look like she has long CLAMP legs?"
"I got this bracelet for a dollar! It looks like leather and I think it would be perfect for your doll."

Things I've thought:
"Why aren't these shoes one fourth their actual size?"
(looking at a handkerchief) "Perfect size for a shirt!"

 

"You can't include things like lateral muscles on the torso and then not give him the dignity of a decent penis!"

 

I probably would never talked about things that remind organs trading in the open with my friends... when we are around people who overheard our talking may think we are serial killers X°D
And also discussions like "Autch, I need wigs" LOL

 

I'd like to give an Amen to this one before I go into mine; I just don't understand some sculptor's priorities!

Things I never said until I had dolls:
"I need to figure out a way to keep these hands from falling off."
"I may need to sand these nipples down so they stop poking through this shirt."
"He's way too floppy; I haven't gotten around to fixing that."
"Omigosh, tiny [fill-in-the-blank]! Must own!"

And, my all-time favorite: "$xxx? I could buy a doll with that..."

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.

"Will you please tell the house-cleaners not to touch the heads that I have laying on the counter?"
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I sound like a serial killer.

 

I was talking to my friend on the phone.
Me:Ugh...
Friend:What's wrong?
Me:I can't find any good places to buy a body and I need to find a good way to store away the old ones once the new ones come in.
Friend:...WHAT?!

 

I said to my friend the other day: "I want a jewelry box full of eyeballs."

I do...BJD eyeballs.

 

Thing I never thought until I had *enough* dolls: "I can't wait for the kids to move out, then I will have more room for the dolls." (They're good kids, don't get me wrong.)

Currently thinking: "June is not that much farther away..."

Edit:

Heh. Just changed my quote a half hour before I read this. I like eyeballs too...

 

You can never have too many eyeballs.

 

'What have you been up to this evening?'

Me - 'Just playing with some different eyes....seeing what I like best..'

 

Said in public- "I need to pay my friend the last $150.00 that I owe her for selling me her body."

Expression of the man at the next table-

Also...

Me- "OMG!!!! I can finally say that I have received a c**k in a box!!!"

Particularly giddy over a "special" delivery.

 

Conversation with me and one of my best friends.

Him: *over a chat room* So what'cha up to?

Me: Oh reading, roleplaying looking at dolls with detachable dicks.

Him: ...Pardon? owo;;

Me: You heard me.

 

Even just as I was getting into the hobby - 'oh, I suppose $250 really isn't THAT much when you think about it...' The number has gotten bigger and bigger...

Also a bunch of friends gushing over an SD about how tiny his little penis is. That was kind of amusing out of context.

 

Things you've never heard until you had dolls:
"Is that a gerbil?! Because we do not allow gerbils in here!"-about my Puki when she had a really fuzzy wig.

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.

"Does that say Volks? That's only $700? I must have misread that, THAT'S SO CHEAP!"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.

"His penis is interchangeable with magnets. You should put it on the fridge."

Things you never thought until you had dolls.

"Clearly, I need a room filled with $700 dolls. Furnish my new apartment...or buy more dolls. First World Problems."

 

"There, you're not a jaundiced zombie anymore! You've even got a bit of a tan." ~ Me, to Rowena, my badly yellow-greened UniDoll Suri, after spending all day restoring her resin.

"Shut up and get in your box!" - Me, responding to imagined complaints while packing the dolls for a move.

 

"If you could just hand me that torso real quick..."

 

Things you've never said
"If you pull here, her face comes right off"
"I need to practice how to do better makeup"

Things you never thought
"I LOVE peanuts!"
"There's enough space in that head to store a pair of hands"

Things you never heard
"She has some really bad staining, so I drowned her in alcohol."
"How do you dye an entire body?"
"This sealant is VERY toxic so wear a mask... Start with spraying the face..."
"Her wig came glued on"
"If you put his hands in the oven for a bit, you can bend his fingers to your liking"

 

Earlier today I thought, "Gee, I hope nobody walks up to the front door and sees me taking a picture of this large naked male doll..." (I was trying to get a picture of his new eyes on my lunch break and didn't have time to put an outfit on him, LOL!)

 

Things I never said: I lost my hand - I said this when i was restringing my doll and searched for her hand which had fallen to the ground.
My mum gave me a really strange look

 

bahahahaha - reminds me of a note I left for my cleaner a few weeks ago - "please don't touch the bodies"

 

Things you never said until you had dolls: I could buy a washer and dryer...or get that doll.

 

"I need a wii sensor bar...WAIT THAT'S A NEW PAIR OF EYES!" - My Wii sensor bar is still broken...I spent the money on doll things.

 

"Either I buy DJ Max Technika, or a pair of boots for my girl."

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
I need to buy a new wig for him
I need to fix his makeup
$300 dollars is cheap!

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
How do you pop out his eyes!? my cousin said.

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
How pretty, the fabric on him is so nice and detailed...I want to bring him with me to cosplay and bring him to the Sakura festival!!

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"Oh no, she's fallen over, I hope she hasn't broken her face!"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"You appear to have received a.... human head," said one very confused post-office lady

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
I wish I hadn't gotten rid of all my toys from when I was a kid, some of them would have made great props!

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
"OMG THERE'S A LABEL ON THE HOODY!" A hoody I had ordered off etsy came with a teeny tiny clothes label on the collar XD
"Do you have any teeny tiny brushes!?"

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
"OMG he has a willy!"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
"I love your ears!" I recently bought Doll Leaves Evan with both sets of ears. I can't look at him once without mentally squealing.

 

Things you never said until you had dolls.
Can I look in the eye box?" "Just go stalk the mailman. You're driving me nuts" <--- this is my partner EVERY time she is getting a doll box!

Things you never heard until you had dolls.
He comes with three "bits"

Things you never thought until you had dolls.
Please ship, please ship, please ship!!!!

 

It's a good job I live in a detached house, not joined to another property because I just laughed so hard at that!

 

"You just have to get to know the body..."

>.>;

 

"Ah! These eyes won't stay in the drawer!"

 

"Oh to get them out you just have to take off his head and kinda gouge out his eyes."

 

"No way am I paying you $30 to put to windshield wipers on my car." "Oooh I love that wig how much is it? 28.99 I'll take it.

 

I've had this said to me:

"awwww...what cute little boobs she has!" -my mom, helping me sew clothes for my doll
"How can you tell which ones are boys?"- My grandma, when i was showing her a doll website