Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

childhood ruined

 

Hey, I like that idea! You can hide a lot of things with a puffy trenchcoat! (... wait, um... you can interpret that in whichever way you please...)

 

New thing that made me giggle today. Currency conversion errors. I'm not sure what they put in to make the GBP version of the price... that but I'd love to know.

Adjacent question. What would a wig have to be made of to be worth 200k?

 

graphene, coated in vanta black

 

Literally made of spun gold, maybe? I heard the international gold prices had gone up again lately.

 

Must be made of Mr Dollshe's promises?

 

What size wigs can the moobs wear @MaleficentMrsofEvil ?

 

Can....can we get...titty shot from below with him looking down at us through his ample cleavages? xD

 

Someone please sew him a supersuit with a giant M on the chest

 

I love the meme about handing your doll to a non bjd person and they will immediately hold it by the neck. Makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.

 

Omg I need to see this!

 

Oh! New fear unlocked

 

Oh no did I do that in public again?? I swear I'm a doll owner!!

 

I couldnt find the original so I just made a new one lol

 

Sorry I couldnt figure out how to upload an image from flickr

 

Just right click the image, copy the direct link that ends with .jpg and put it between [IMG ] [/ IMG] tags (without spaces)

 

Got it! Thank you!

 

Thank you. Thank you so very much. Thank you...

 

Reminder of what not to do when Cursed wig Club any bjd is nearby.

 

I couldn't have wished for a better thing to see on my morning internet tour!

 

Ok, from now on I will refer to doll parts by wig size. This is too funny!

 

Oooh, thank goodness those are just wigs on his moobs! If the camera angle was not zoomed out on the first pic, I would have though there are two people in front of him doing.....er......no no no, mind will not wander to that line of thought *scrambles to hide* XDXDXD

 

OK, this one I can help with. I know why this doll is called "Four Elephants".
And I blame Google Translate for this.

The four cardinal directions are represented by 4 sacred animals. East is the Green Dragon (which is this doll), West is the White Tiger. North is the Vermillion Bird and south is the Black Tortoise. (Four Symbols - Wikipedia )The word for the four directions is "四象". But if you translate it word by word, the second character can also mean "elephant". So... yeah! Four Elephants!!

 

If the tuxedo fits a 3-4 wig, you could definitely get a tiny crocheted elephant hat for it.

 

If I could crochet in miniature, I would make it for you. But alas, there are many doll-scale things I will do and some of them are quite ridiculous but miniature crochet is not amongst them.

 

Sorry, I can only knit. Never learned how to crochet. I can go down to about yo-SD size, but a friend of mine can do even smaller. It's... something...?

If you find out, please let us know! Good luck!

 

I'm sure knitting would work just as well but since I can only crochet, that's what I default to.

 

I did find that quite funny!

 

This made me giggle the other day… that I was hesitant to pay $100 for a wig for a cosplay I want to do but have on several occasions been happy to spend nearly twice that on custom doll wigs

 

My dolls' clothes are usually more expensive than mine by about twice over. I understand where you're coming from. These guys dress better than I do on a regular basis!

 

Whenever I'm on my phone, autocorrect keeps changing "bjd" into other words like "bud" "bid" "bed" etc... Today, for the first time, it got changed into "boss" and... I guess it's not wrong from my wallet's perspective?

 

@cobaltconduct Sorta similar to how my phone predictive text has a bunch of doll related terms that come up on it! I have also been known to mispell “soon” as “soom” :’)

 

Sorry. I just can't stop laughing at post #715 and #717 of Large Dolls > Doll Family H Discussion

 

@tinyflame so even dolls can get that kind of problem...

 

I saw......and laughed hysterically!

This is the worst thing that could happen to dorries with interchangeable hoohas: no longer being interchangeable and stuck with the most flaccid option there is.

 

I have a Doll Family H's 1/3 body! I need to go and check if he's also stuck!

... 5 minutes later...
Whew~ Me and my lazy *ss got him in pants without his boy bits attached. (He's also lying quietly in his box without looking at me funny. Good.) I am not sure if he's happier being a eunuch or being stuck with the most uninspiring option available...

 

Could be worse.... could be stuck with a mega huge cobra-headed part....

 

True that. It can always be worse!
(or not. He and his snake will bust out of the box that I'm keeping him in...)

 

What I find ridiculous is how much I anthropomorphize my dolls. I’ll be walking past one of my guys and see his foot is backwards, and I’ll immediate apologize and fix it.

“AAAAAAH I’m so sorry baby you look like you’ve been in a bad car accident LEMME FIX YOU!!!”

 

Come to think of it, I'd also say that is the worst scenario. He won't be able to squeeze in to those tight jeans and underwear anymore and just be stuck on all things baggy (while on commando ).

 

Oh I thought that was normal!

 

If someone held my bjd by neck only, I'd snatch the doll away from them! My doll Lucien, my friend touched him all over his face. She did it in a gentle way, like in admiration, so I couldn't yell, but I was so upset, but I hid it.

 

Or! He could just be donald ducking (just shirt no pant)

 

Memes aside, do people really do that?

 

I look at this thread every once in a while and I must say it had me crying laughing at the junk posts.
On that subject someone mentioned the fairy that exchanges parts for money and referred to a scary tooth one but even worse would be if the fairies were like Hellboy II’s version of the tooth fairy! Think on that!

That big eyed doll has now left me with a little voice in my head singing nursery rhymes, thank you very much!