the things i say!

This thread is a riot!
Mine are pretty ordinary so far, but:

"I really think i want to get new eyes..." for my doll, duh.
"My guys need to have fists."
"Oh, wait, head's popped off again!" when Mari's headcap dances about so merrily like DoT's heads are wont to do sometimes.

 

xD This thread is genius.

I ordered two wigs and a pair of eyes... And I was talking to my friend Annie during lunch..

Me: ANNIE!! : D I just bought two wigs! A wine colored one and a black one!!
Annie: -knows I want to cosplay, so she assumed that's what it was for- CONGRATS!! 8D I guess...
Me: And I also bought a pair of grey eyes!! 8D
Annie: Ya-- What!? Contacts?
Me: No.. Eyes. -points to eyeball-
Annie: YOU BOUGHT EYES? HOW? ON THE BLACK MARKET?!
Me: o___o;; No... For my doll...
Annie: Ohhh...
Everyone around us: O___O;; WTF.. Eyes?

 

I was changing Karyuu's eyeballs. Suddenly, a friend of mine touched one **not intentionaly** and it fell. I suddenly said "Give MY eye back RIGHT NOW!" with a madly face... My friend was all like "YES LORD!" xD

And then again, one day my dad was looking at Irina and he accidentaly touched Irina's eye and it poped on her head.
I shooted: "Don't you lay a finger at my eye, youuuuuuu eviiillll maaaannnn!! Do you want me to be one-eyed only!!!!" Like it was me whose eye poped xD

 

"Maybe I should sand down his butt, his ass is huge."

"Look he's anatomically correct! -flashes people-"

"DAMNIT HE KEEPS GOING BALD!! DDD:"

"Ugh! It's really hard to make him thinner when his legs keep going backwards and kicking up!!"

There are soo many more but I don't feel like posting them all.

 

I think I may have posted this one already, but here's my favorite:

"I really love her, but she's so loose!"

Great thread!

 

"I'll let you know when I've shipped off your head." I find myself saying that a lot haha. Ah, BJD lingo...When my sisters and I have conversations about them in public, people certainly stare, they must think we're mental! A lot of the things we say are already in this thread. I didn't read through it all, but we also say things like,
"Well, I just need to carve out his eyewells so his eyes will fit better in their sockets" or "The boobs are now in the grass in our front yard!" (um because we sliced them off to make a boy body).

 

Ahh, that's a relief! I'm not the only one who's voiced that thought!

 

i know i've replied to this before, but...

"Hey, L, would you strip Ma'riel and take his face off for me?"

 

Hahaha, this is one of my favorites.

I also remember a time when I was at school, and I just got a message from my mom that my dolkot girl body was arrived.
"My body has arrived!", I shouted, and got several weird looks from my friends...

 

"Watch out, her face has the tendency to fall off if you hold her like that!" :'D

I said that once to a person who held my zaoll muse by the neck. We're both dollowners, so it didn't strike us as being odd at the time... just now that I think about it xD

 

"It's really easy, you just start by pulling off her feet and go from there!"

I was explaining to my friend that it was much easier to string my Glot's hoof legs on than I thought it would be.

 

At a convention, I left a doll box with a non-doll buddy, and didn't realize how odd the statement must have sounded to her... xD

"Would you mind watching that box, and making sure no one steps on it? I have about $300 worth of head in there. Thanks!"



Then one time I was talking to a friend on the phone while I was trying to pack up some of my dolls so I could move them to my university with me----three of my currently four dolls are on female Super Gem bodies, and as I was preparing them for the move I got stressed and frustrated, and I ended up shouting, "ARGHHH, I'm SURROUNDED by NAKED WOMEN!!!"

Yup. ^^; Had to explain to my poor dear friend that I was just talking about my dollies----no real shenanigans were happening at Kurr's house, LOL! xDDD

 

"His knees have little teeth! D="

That is what I screamed when one of my friend's SD13 boys knees locked around the end of my finger, pinching/biting/chewing the heck out of it. They all found it amusing as punch.

 

once,one of my friend told me she was losing weight,and I said to her "you may change a body".She doesn't know BJDs totally...She must thought I was weird...

 

Oh jeez...The things i say |D Sometimes i'll be posing Sade and his clothes will get stuck in his joints, then i say "Sade! Stop eating your pants with your legs! D<" ...I get strange looks...

 

"Dante's eyes arrived in the post today"

"Ouch! Sonofa.... His leg bit me...."

 

I tend to play with Angie's joints when I'm bored, so I quite frequently get nipped by them and shout things like 'Her ankle just bit me! DDD:' I get quite a few questions about that. XD

 

I brought Raun to school, and a few guys asked about her boobs for some reason. I told them no, because of bobobie's infamous cold nipples. They were all grossed out when i mtold them about being anatomically correct xD

 

ROFLMAO...
At convention.... BF doll's pants have no zipper, just a fly with velcro. Keeps popping open. Me: Hey Ruby, your man just flashed me again, you need to fix his fly." Ruby...on floor laughing, everyone else around us... stairing.

- ShadowHawke -

 

"That's it, I'm sandpapering your nipples off. >8C"

My mother was so horrified. But come ON! Lu was nipping out through DENIM! DENIM!

 

Let's see:
- "How about this? We can buy his body 50% - 50%, since I also want to use him". My sister's dream doll is a DM S-Kyle Reese; since I'm not really interested in 70cm+ dolls unless it's a DS Saint, I thought of helping her get her Kyle and sort of "share" the body until I could afford one myself.
I also thought this idea was quite doable, but it didn't sound quite right...

- "Mom, stop insisting my doll is female. Those aren't boobies, and besides he's anatomically correct!" But the idea of actually showing my doll's correctness to my mother doesn't appeal to me.

- "Is there a package for me in the mail? I'm waiting for a couple of eyes."

- "Where are the bandaids? My doll's head just bit me!" That was my first restringing attempt. I was trying to adjust the elastic when the head slipped, my hand was caught between the neck hole and the neck, and I got a minor but bleeding wound.

- "Your doll just kicked me!" Ok, this wasn't me but my sister: she isn't used to handle my doll's joints and his limbs usually get "kicky" when she's trying to pose him.

- "I just saw your doll running away from your room". Again, this wasn't me but a friend who swears she sees my doll move. She also says my doll haunts her in her dreams.

- "Yeah, and he runs around the house at night". Now this was me: I tell this to my little nieces and nephews to discourage them from getting too close to my doll (they're just too keen on seeing what's inside his head, or how he "works", or whether he breaks if you drop him to the floor).

 

More a thing my friend said:

'Can I see a picture of your boobs?'

'Sure.'

I have a DDdy 'shapely' breast part coming in the mail soon ;D

 

"Go ahead and takes his pants off - I know you want to! Everyone does! It's the first thing I did, too."
Me to my family...

"I'm going to do something really strange and buy her panties."
My girlfriend, about her first YoSD.

"Careful, she's really kicky."
Girlfriend and myself about her doll

"Ohjeez, seriously? Opposable penis? This is about as awesome as 'Detachable Penis' (song title)!"
Me, about Spiritdoll boys... O.o

"Ugh, I love his body! It's so gorgeous... WANT!!!"
Me, about a lot of doll bodies...

 

In a moment of anxiety: (to someone on the phone) "Can you hold on a sec? I'm stuck in the shirt, I may have to take the head off..."

"...Maybe they should switch eyes."

(during restringing) "Oh (bleep)... I put on the wrong leg!"

 

Another great thread. I got LOL on every post.
Here go mine.

&#8220;Stop showing your peeny in public! We gotta aunt visit every minute!&#8221; I yelled at Aiwa while having my friend (non-doll-owner) on the phone and my aunt nearing my doorstep. I didn&#8217;t close his pants properly and a moment after I stood him on the floor they slipped down. Second later my friend was laughing her ass off in unison with the doorbell ringing.

In a post office, while the lady was giving me my package with a questioning look.
&#8220;It&#8217;s a box full of eyes but only ones of them are mine.&#8221; The moment her hands jerked away from it and her smile was gone. I absolutely forgot I was wearing my eyepatch because the sun was hurting my sore eye

Then of curse I've made some decapitated heads and limbs lying around comments. I think we all do without realizing how confusing it is for any audience we may have That&#8217;s the hilarious thing about it.

 

Dolly slang lol.

 

"One of her eyes fell off!" meaning my doll's eyes! But when I said that in a public place, it just didn't sound right! lolz

 

Almost any conversation about dolls is funny when it's being had with my dad.

After switching heads, so I could give one a new faceup.
Dad: Where did that one doll go?
Me: She's right there. Well. That's her body, anyway.
Dad: What?!
Me: I had to take off her head so -
Dad: YOU DECAPITATED HER?! MURDERER!
Me: -_-~

After switching wigs with my sister, temporarily.
Dad: (once again) Where did that one guy go?
Me: That's still him, just -
Dad: Did you kill him too?! OH LAWD.
Me: -__-~;;

And so on, and so forth.

 

Me: Should I get bigger boobs?
Hubby:
Me: For my doll - my doll!!

Dammit, who took my hair!
I lost a finger : ( (dikadoll jointed hands - I always lose the left thumb!)
Hmmm - I can't find those nice panties.....

 

"Be careful with him, his pecs will eat your finger."
^-- referencing to how DIM Love bodies have this chest/torso joint that can bruise human flesh.

 

I was on the phone once and said "hold on a sec, just screwing his head back on now, then I can get him out of my lap (referring to a non-bjd doll I had). I was met with a very lewd reply on the phone. -_-

 

"The fist-blushing is so delicate."

 

"I wish that eBay seller would get back to me, I want to put in Noah's new eyes."

EDIT
Got some more now. ^-^

"Man, her eyes keep rolling all over the place."
"I needed to put their eyes in first before I put their heads back on their bodies."

...What is with me and eyes? XD

 

I was dressing Amir for an outing last week and my leg skin got caught in his ankle joint....it hurt worse than ANY doll has hurt me in the last 4.5 years! And I shrieked in pain and my sister came running, asking what happened...there I sat in the floor with a half naked, wigless AoD Gu, looked up near teary eyed. "He attacked me." They're used to my craziness and own dolls too. just never been attacked so hard!

Also: "Kane wants Mikko's body, so he can have it after I save up $500." I'm getting a 64cm body for Mikko and his old one fits Kane much better than the current one he's on. :P

 

"I only wanted her for her body." When asked why I bought a new doll.

 

I think we have a few threads like this... possibly time to merge them?

 

'Don't move my eye has fallen to the ground!'
'Oh my gosh she has a butt, this is the cutest thing ever' - sounds so weird ^^;

 

"Are there any aerosols, weapons or solvents in this parcel?"
"No, it's just a head. And some hair."
"Ok, that's fine"

Royal Mail have seen it all already

 

"Look, I just Love her Boobs!!"
"I cant find my eye!!"

I once laughed at the mail too, they described a doll body as a replica of the human body on the package, and in it was my Satyr body

 

"Argh, there's a hook caught in my leg!" (accidentally brought my very concerned boyfriend running. Took me a while to work out what he thought I meant, too!)

"Do you have a really tiny box? I have a pair of feet I need to ship"

 

Before I got my girl some underwear I used to ask the people in the room "Can you see her V@gin@?", but thank goodness that was mostly at home ^^, still got weird looks from my family and the occasional guest.

And when the postman came with my girls body I ran to the front door screaming "Her body is Here!!!", scared the postman ^w^.

 

recently i was using my MSD boy to model a skirt i had made and i had forgot to switch back to his pants and when i picked him up i was was like "oh yeah i need to give you your pants back," not the strangest thing ever but it made me giggle.

 

Some of my recent favorites was when I was unboxing Frankie, who's a rehome, and discovered some rather dirty secrets of his.

"Dang it... I think she glued his eyes into his head. I'll probably have to take a knife to them to get them out."'

Or...

"He's got a really cute face, but I really want to get rid of it."

And my all time favorite was when my wife tugged on his foot to test the elastic, and his entire leg fell apart.

"I can't believe one little tug blew his whole leg off."

 

i once mistakenly said "oh... my resin is discolored" while staring at the back of my hand
i think it was just a combination me being tired and the light playing tricks on me i giggled when i realized what i'd said