the things i say!

I think "I just bought a head" sounds perverse enough;p

 

"I'm going to sand off her breasts!!"

haha yes for my new boy YoungWoong, but it sounds really wrong when you say it like that XD
Sabriell

 

While answering the phone or opening the door... "Hang on a minute, I've got a headless body attached to my arm at the moment. I'll be right with you."

 

"Can we run to the post office? I need to get these eyes in the mail."

 

"I left my eye box at home D:"

also,

"Be right back - I have to dremel a hole through a chest."

 

My eye was itching one time and I thought, "Oh no... I better not touch it or I'll mess up my face-up" @_@;..........

 

This happened at a meetup with a friend who constantly teases me about Kodona being a whore. Which he isnt..But we were positioning everyone for a group picture and I said

"Ok..if you stand Yuushi (her doll) right there then i'll put Kochan on his knees in front of him"

I got a chorus of rotten minded glances after that one lmao

 

One day while I was modding Farera's knees my mother called me and my reply, "hold on a sec, I've gatta finish cutting this leg"

 

"One sec, i've gotta put her eye back in!!" XD;; or "I've got a little headless body in my lap >.<" kekeke.

 

There's the, "Could you please hold his eyes while I open his head?" which prompted horror from my friend.

And also "I love what you did to his nipples!" or "I love his nipples!" when Ciar's chest is flashed in photos. Always sounds more pervy than it actually is. Heh.

I could go on for threads on examples... ^_^

 

"I found you a nice tan girl like you wanted!"

 

Hehe, told you this before ;3

I live on my own for college, but I still have my parcels shipped to mom's house because I don't trust this country's postal system anymore x_X Anyway, my mom is pretty used to all my crazy talk by now.. but tends to make fun of it every now and then;

me: Mom, is my body there?!?!
mom: no... it's with you isn't it?! D:
me: ..no seriously..
mom: ok ok :P

 

Oh, another one i got funny stares from at the mall. xD

"...he's really gorgeous, but he's like 700$!! and i'm broke..i need a job! ;~;" xDD I think they thought i was talking about a prostitute. a REALLY 'spensive one. [i was talkin' bout Latidoll Red L btw. X3] if you want funny stares, talk really loud bout your doll in a public place. XDD It's histerrical.

 

Once I had some visitors but I was busy with my doll, they were in the other room as I was with my doll so I said to them "Wait, I just pulled of my head, I'll be right back". . .

 

"Hold Jen's hand for me..."
(Said to my mother-in-law, as I popped Tien Jen's hand off to show my sister-in-law how his stringing worked-)

"Hang on a second... We got'ta trade heads."
(Said to my friend Lori's husband, Alan. We were putting her Elf Yder Pip's open-eyed head back on his bod after we'd been trying wigs on his closed-eyed one. )

"The stupid cat took my eye!"
(Sara was rolling it across the kitchen floor after reaching up a paw and knocking it off of the countertop-)

"Nah. Sparrow just wants his body..."
(Ah, body-swapping with Serras. That's not what BSR thought I meant, though. Methinks he knows Sparrow entirely too well.)

 

"Yeah, I promise I'll keep the head in my backpack."

XD yeah I was borrowing my friend's El dreaming head for an art project. lol

 

LOL, does this count?

I was talking about anatomical correctness and this sentence just immediately followed--

"Oh, by the way, Lynx is definitely bigger than his brother."

That could be soooo bad if anyone besides my friends who knew what I was talking about had heard it--actually my friends thought it sounded weird and bad too, I think, LOL.

 

Aah, I love these. It must be quite macabre to read in some of these forums, not knowing it's about dolls...

"I've just recieved my new eyes in the mail!"

"Nooo, his hand squeeks.."

"Are you not gonna sand his nose?"

 

My friend thought it was a hoot that I "bought a body and got a free head".
That and off handed comments about how "tight" or "loose" she is.

 

These are great! Thanks for the chuckles. Mine is "Wait, I've got to take the body off the clothesline." While waiting for it to dry of course.

 

"Well, I could take Sophia's eyes out..."

(Me, contemplating where to get eyes for my Juri 2006 head)

 

"Did you know that you're a Luts Tan color, and that I'm a Dollshe Normal Skin, in comparison?"
~ Me to my boyfriend, as we were standing in the bathroom, getting ready to leave for Ladysaiyuki's house...

 

"He's so gorgeous - I love him - but he's got really kicky legs - I just don't think he's used to standing up !"
(Discussion about trying to get CH Jung on a dollstand)

"Has your girl got nipples ?"
(Me, worrying that my CH Mina had been modded)

 

This is a great thread!
"Wow hes got such a great body" (said whilst a non bjd understanding male was in the room to a doll)
"Haha I cant believe Ive got his head rolling around loose in my bag" (said at a bus stop to a friend)
"Sometimes its nice to get the head out of the box and look at it sometimes" (about a floating head I had)
"I just came home with her eyes in a box"
"i left her on my bed naked and in a weird position"
and many more, but nothing beats lunafelis when she said she got a severed penis in the post (refering to a b-el optional part) to her boyfriends non bjd understanding flatmate, then said she was leaving on her boyfriends desk for him to find.

 

Definitely my favourite so far !

jaxa

 

LOL, I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

 

"Hunter has a small weiner, so i'm making him a new one." ><

 

My two best friends were just beside themselves one day when I burst downstairs and announced that "my head" had finally arrived in the mail It did sound slightly morbid when taken out of context. I haven't really lived it down with one of them...
-Vega

 

"I can't wait to go back home and take his pants off~" ...ah, after I received Warren back after he was body blushed by the talented Shoofy. ^O^

Her body blushing is really brilliant and she does amazing face-ups too. X3 I'm editing more pics rite now~

"I'll get back to you in a sec--I'm in the middle of decapitating my girl."

Changing the normal head to a reminisce/sleeping head can sound so violent.

 

"She never naked unless I'm selling her body."

 

These are all so funny! I often order weird things, so my family is used to me waiting for stray body parts, skeletons, and my favorite- unwashed sheep/goat wool, which if you have never smelled it, is quite potent (think concentrated barnyard).

 

*dies* I was just reading through this thread and giggling, when I looked up and tuned back into the conversation my co-workers were having...

"And I'll do yer nipples til yer fluid runs out D:"

... o_o They're talking about cars. I think I'll just go back to keeping my head down and reading DoA. XD

In other news:
"I love him to pieces, but I wish he wasn't so tightly-strung..."

 

In a pm to someone here:

"I want to buy your body."

O_o

To the kids, while surrounded by piles of doll parts: "Sorry, I lost my head."

 

Hilarious, all of 'em! You know, it would be a great idea to create a Doll Humor section and posting stuff like this in there *nudges moderators*.

 

My friend was over the other day looking at pics of dolls with me, and she took an interest in the larger Limhwa girls, but she wanted to see one without a faceup. I found one, and promptly told her at a family gathering (her boyfriend and my boyfriend's birthday party), "I found some pics of that girl you like without a face." She's new to the hobby, so I thought "without a face" would get my point across, and it did. Still, that was probably not the best choice of words.

 

On MSN (to a non doll-owning friend): "Be right back, I need to tidy. I've got heads and eyes all over the floor".

 

"Hey mom, would you help me take Sumiya's head off after tea? I want to try out his new eye.."

XD the crazy things we say because of this hobby XD

 

At work, I showed a photo of Jung and Juri, who are a couple. My boss said they looked like lesbians. I felt the need to defend Jung's masculinity. Unfortunately, it came out like this :

"He is not a lesbian, he's a boy, he's even got a winkle and everything".

D'ya know, I really don't think my comments helped him appreciate / understand this hobby....


jaxa

[Note to self : show no photos of dolls who are in same sex relationships to work colleagues...]

 

Today:

"My feet are too small for shoes of 8 CM"

My friend was like. . . WTF!??!!? xD

 

Oh, I've got one. Me to my Dad after we'd just gotten back from our vacation and I went to check the mail for my shipment from Masterpiece:

"Oh, it's here...I wonder how long my eyes have been sitting out in the cold...I hope they're not frozen!" XDDD (they weren't)

 

"My baby's face came off!"
When Haydens faceup melted off XD

"I don't believe I spent so much on a pair of eyes, and they aren't even mine"
That freaked my dad out.

 

'I am off to stare at eyes'. A comment I made to my boyfriend before going on the internet to stare at souldoll eyes.

 

bump ^^ *giggles* any more?

 

Lol. I was showing my friend my boy Kayin and I suddenly blurted "I think his eye is falling out, I need to jam it back in". He could only reply with "Ouch".
I also said to an other friend who I invited to my house "You'll have to excuse the mess, I was disassembling a body and there are limbs all over the place" She sort of gave me a look that was a mixture of fear and curiosity.

 

In pm's
" Do you still have that body ( head, eyes etc) for sale, beacause I am really interested"
OR
" Why do I keep losing my eyes?"

 

My friend called to see if I could go wander around our outdoor mall, and she asked if I was free. I by reflex just responded:

"Yeah, I'm always free! I've just been separating toes all day..."

Then today I was conplaining to that same friend and I said:

"Ugh! I ordered hands from Korea and they still havn't come yet!" (I got home today and I found the box waiting just inside for me, my Dad decided to surprise me or something...xD)

 

"I really don't want a boy...but I'm in love with his flexibility! Maybe I can just remove his penis..."



"Mom, can we go to the store and get some alcohol?

-awkward silence-

Err, RUBBING alcohol! I need to remove this face-up!"

 

The university mailroom accepts all incoming packages, and leaves a slip in your mailbox so that you can come pick them up, but they don't list the sender of the package. I had several things coming by mail at one point, so I didn't know what to expect when I got to the mailroom.

The look on the poor girl's face when I saw the sender and exclaimed,

"Yes! My new eyes!"

Priceless. XD

 

OMG. I had this conversation with my friend once.
We were talking about BJDs and I said I wanted flat feet.

 

'Oh No, Meg has a dirty bum!'

I sat her in something on my craft table, not thinking while dressing her. Luckily it came right off. =/ My boyfriend looked... worried.

 

"I need to give him a good wipe-down sometime. I keep leaving marks on him!" XD

Also, I posted in my LJ 'I got a really good price for my head!', and one of my non-BJD friends said that she about died, and then died laughing reading the post because it sounded so weird.

 

Me : Weee my baby arrive to my home already... xD
Est : Huh? Ur baby?
(my first doll arrive to my house when I was in college as my mum call me and told me about this, end up the whole class included lecturer staring at me and wondering as I actually talking with my fren)

"My baby girl is inside my bag"
(when someone ask me about the bag which really freak the out sometimes)

"Ma help me to hold her hair while I'm fixing her eyes"
(when I'm re arrange my girl's eye)

"Wait a while, me and ma are putting Shinku's hand back again!"
(this was when my grandma ask us to go for dinner and my reply was this)

 

I Sold My Head on EBAY!!!!!!
(after selling my Na-Nu-Ri head LOL)

 

I thought of another. My friend calls all her dolls her daughters, and when I told her I sold my girl she screamed 'Oh my god, you sold your daughter!'. We were passing a bunch of people waiting for a class at Uni. Eeek.

 

Oh god these are priceless! i've ben laughing way too hard... i haven't got Mo yet but this was one convo i had...

Me: *sigh* i wish i got a big boy instead
friend: you like them big?
Me: Yes i prefer big boys compared to small boys
friends: *grin* so do i

awkard silence...

Me: Mahsa! don't be a pervert!

I hope the library didn't hear me saying i like Boys being big....

 

Hahaha I forgot about that - poor Johnny! I'll never forget him recoiling in utter horror as I brandished B-el's 'optional part' in his face, saying it was his 'happy magic organ'...

I love your quotes, I can just imagine you saying them really deadpan and people just shuffling away at the bus stop..."Sometimes its nice to get the head out of the box and look at it sometimes" is my favourite!