Discussion The Meme of Even More Stupidity!

As Ife(PD Roseanne):


If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A komodo dragon. (come on! who doesn't want to be a dragon?)

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because all she has are my crappily handmade clothes, and not gorgeous clothes from real clothing makers.

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Mustard.

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Yes, by infiltrating their ranks and bending them to her will. Then she would rule the world with a zombie army at her bidding.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Nguri, because it sounds awesome.

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
So what, by Pink.

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Beef stew?

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
She's taken up fencing, to smite her enemies and gain revenge on her adversaries.

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A little elf who could run everywhere and do anything, even while Ife was kept inside at home.

Cake or death?
How about Death Cake? To send to those she hates?

 

I choose DC!

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Crush the Sea Turtle from Finding Nemo!
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Because I keep having bad things happen to him in stories/rps. ;D
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Chick Fil A sauce FTW.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Yes. He would eat the zombies with Chick Fil A sauce
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Pepper Jack, cause in his words, he's just so hot!
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? The Song Under the Credits, from Veggie Tales. "This is the song that runs under the credits, these are the credits, so this is where it goes! Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say, hey hey heyheyheyheyhey hey!"
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Spaghetti and meats-a-ballz. P: mmmm.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Building himself an entire castle out of legos.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? She was a magical alchemist-ninja-fairy who made delicious pizza.
   
10. Cake or death? Cake. Oh, you're out of cake? Well, how about the chicken then? I hear it tastes of human...

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
I would join forces with the evil giraffe and eat all the leaves on the trees - more than I should - so that other giraffes may die.
AHAHAHA.

So help me, Truffle, I solemnly swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon in February.

 

D, I choose you!

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
The guy from Mortal Kombat

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because even I'm tired of living with me.
I have awful taste in music (or so he says) and walk around without pants on a fairly regular basis.

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Chocolate sauce.

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Not only would he survive, he would rule his own legion of survivors. Or zombies. Changes depending on who looks like they're winning.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Roquefort

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
"You don't have to run and confess,
We're looking for you.
We gon' find you, we gon' find you.
So you can run and tell that, run and tell that,
Run and tell that, Homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
RAW MEAT

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Vandalism.

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Very much like Gorey's unfortunate Ghastlycrumb children.

Cake or death?
MOAR CAKE


And BONUS QUESTION!
If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
He would never become the enemy.
(While you are much loved by everyone else in the "family", D is not exactly fond of dogs :'< )

p.s. We all swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February. No promises about any of the other months though.

 

I chose Seth!

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?

Snake, his forked tongue can sweet talk any woman into doing really naughty things.


Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?

Because I won't buy him the "Optional parts" he'd been bugging me for the last year and a half.


What is your doll’s favorite condiment?

Chocolate.....On Any(freaking)thing! Even Turkey. *yuck!*


Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?

He would be the one to start it. *lol*


If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?

the Whipped cheese that come from a can, easy to spread around and quick to ....uhm,, well you know ^^;;


Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?

"this is the song that never ends"

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?

Hamburgers, with meat that rich you'd figer that they would be the best burgers you'd ever tasted/. (Or Seth would like to think so)

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?

Collecting clothing.....lots of clothes , mostly dollhearts, LTVolks ect ect....

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?

it was a lizard that talked.....


Cake or death?

...the cake is a lie......


And BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?


He would lounge around receiving a full body massage from his human.

 

Valentine: RS long Vampire

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A Dragon, a black one
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? not enough Jewelllery
3.What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Blood!
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?Yes because he is undead too
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Something posh and stinky
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? Blue moon
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Chicken
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Coin collecting
9.What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? Vampires don't have childhoods.....
10.Cake or death? cake of course he is already dead!

Bonus question: I am gonna be just as gorgeous as possible....and I might go dig something up

I promise the thing about the blue bananas and the moon in february.......unless I forget

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As Marlowe

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Horney Toad!

2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Probably because I don't provide him with all the luxery he demands; also, I've started buying clothes for some of my other dolls. He's only happy when everything I buy is for him and all the other boys just borrow his stuff.

3.What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Mustard

4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Yes, but only if he had Hemlock with him....Other wise, he would last only as long as he could keep them from invading his mansion.

5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Gruyère

6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
You Give Love A Bad Name--Bon Jovi

7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Uhhh....he and I are both vegetarian so I guess we're going to starve.

8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Everything he does is already snooty, but he's begun collecting Polo ponies. Ugh. >__<

9.What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Unfortunately, his "imaginary" friend is still around. Said imaginary friend is almost as clothing obsessed as he is and is probably even more picky.

10.Cake or death?
Cake, always!

 

Gonna do this for Bitter ( o 3o)
If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
An albino Newt. Wait... those are Amphibians. Uh. A little pink corn-snake.
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because I've been giving too much attention to Pandemic and not her.
What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Strawberry syrup. On everything.
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Well, she's already survived the Nuclear apocalypse. She should be okay with zombies. Besides, she's an android, she can't turn into one.
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Those awesome tiny cheese-wheels.
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
chu chu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nurururerorero!!!
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
MEEEAAATBAAALLS! No, jk those would be horrible tasting meatballs ( o 3o)
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Ah... collecting BJDs. Snort. Which I mean, that'd be equivelant to a human collecting other humans. Kinky.
What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Either a little talking pink cat with magic fairy powers or a tall and fabulous gay man named Dave.
Cake or death?
Gosh darn it, Truffles, how am I supposed to answer a question like that? She loves both of those things. Well, my final answer is a cake. A cute, fluffy, pink, tasty, EVIL EVIL cake of doom.

!~Bonus question~!
If Bitter was Truffles she wouldn't need to do anything, she'd look completely fabulous and equally adorable. But I suppose... She'd enter a contest and win.

 

Choosing Johan because he's a babe.
If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Reptiles are scary. Next question!
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? He won't tell me.
What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Sea salt flakes.
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Of course. He's the sort of character that if he went to the beach for a swim, the seas would part. Zombies wouldn't bother him at all. He's untouchable and it's a mystery why he is like this.
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? A camembert. Smooth and creamy.
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? Beethoven's 5th Symphony.
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Vodka.
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting religious artifacts.
What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A spooky Benedictine monk.
Cake or death? Death by chocolate cake. What a way to go.

 

Aurelia, she's the only "smart" vampire. It's sort of like a smart phone. Not so much.
If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A bunny. Aurelia doesn't like scaly things. I tried to warn you.

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Clearly because all of Aunt Donna's dolls have better clothes and jewelry. She's going to live there.

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Blood. Yours preferably.

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
She is the zombie apocalypse.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Nacho cheese. Get it?

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
"Billy Don't be a Hero"

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Beef. It's what's for dinner.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Collecting Asian Ball Jointed Dolls, and spending hours on an internet forum devoted to them.

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Me.

Cake or death?
She'll take the death please. She's undead you know.

 

This is for T o r q u i l ~ !

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?

An iguana! ( He loves Quincy! XD )

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?

*cough* He doesn't want to share a body... and I won't let him eat any candy. ( sticky resin? Nooo! )

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?

Fresh rosemary.

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?

Maybe... he'd spend his time hiding, sticking close to some Chuck Norris/Mr. T hero who he KNOWS would survive. ( basically, he'd be dead weight -.- )

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?

Proper parmesan! It has the slightest hint of sweetness and will absolutely melt in your mouth. ^.^

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?

Calling You - Aqua :3

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?

*ahem* Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! I'd be making a very, very expensive meat pie. @0@

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?

Torquil would become a chocolate connoisseur. ( under the assumption he can eat all he wishes )

9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?

Humorous. His temperaments would instantly range from super-loving to beating-you-over-the-head-if-you-did- anything-wrong. ( " That was a dumb thing to do, moron-boy! " D8< )

10. Cake or death?

C A K E !!

Bonus:

I would be so cute that people would give me lots and lots of presents!

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
   Mimi would be a crocodile, because she is big and heavy. Claire would be a caiman, because she's similar to Mimi, but smaller and not identical.
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
   Because I am not intense enough, don't buy enough clothing, and don't worship the dolls appropriately.
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
   Mimi loves dijon mustard, and Claire prefers marshmallow fluff.
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
   Both would, unfortunately, not survive the zombie apocalypse despite being dolls and thus immune to zombies. They're just wimps. Alas.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
   Mimi would be brie. Claire would be a mini Babybel.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
   Mimi and Claire--the song from the NYC lottery commercial for the "Sweet Million" with all of the bunnies, since I keep listening to that tiny clip over and over.
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
   Hamburger Helper beef stroganoff! :3
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
   Claire has taken up tatting, and is giving me a haughty look over very tiny spectacles. Mimi has become an interpretive dancer, despite her limits on mobility and posing.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
   Mimi's was a giant and fluffy, but somewhat awkward, bunny plush. Claire's was some kind of demon...Thank goodness her imaginary friend is no longer around, right?
   
10. Cake or death?
    Dea--I mean, cake please!!
    

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
I would take lots of naps and not go to work! Whoo-hoo!

 

Teal, my silly witch ^^

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? One of those hooded lizards that dance about in a silly way.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Cuz I'm so utterly boring and never do anything exciting ie: swim in absinthe or collect alligator teeth.
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? sweet chili dipping sauce, on everything.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? His best friend is a zombie; he'd be fine.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? He likes that horrible plastic stuff that comes in little wrappers, but he'd actually be a dolcelatte- pretty and sweet.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Scary Monsters by David Bowie. We play it the whole time.
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Fried chicken. Yay!
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting those little Marvel characters you get in fan magazines. He thinks it's intellectual because it involves "literature".
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A rather frightening teddy bear called Zum Zum. His parents didn't believe he was real until he ate the neighbourhood cat.
10. Cake or death? I don't understand that question. Why are they mutually exclusive?

 

Lady nominated herself-after I tried to fill it out for her =_=
1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A snake. The variety with poison. Enough to. . .dispose of the human.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Where shall I start? The lack of shoes, socks, and dignity? Maybe the CHICKEN HAT she forces me to wear and then PHOTOGRAPHS!
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Fudge sauce! (me: )-err Lady I'm not sure that chocolate sauce cou- IT COUNTS!
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Of COURSE I would! No zombie would DARE try to harm me!
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Shaved Parmesan.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? Money, Money, Money-Abba
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? I would never become such a food-(me: )SPAGHETTI!
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Crocheting. I would make the Human a chicken hat of her own so she could feel my indignity!
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? Sprinkles, a dancing crumpet.
10. Cake or death? Is the cake served on china? What sort of death?

 

(I love how you can tell just from the answers who the Eddie fans are in the audience.)

I'm gonna go with Howell for these.

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Horny Toad. Howell has a sort of haughty and self important attitude and I can just imagine him giving someone that blank reptilian glare. Also Howell regularly extrudes blood from his eye sockets when he is particularly upset or afraid. XD

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
"You SOLD my BROTHER!!!! How could you!?" I imagine that is why.

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
He is not a fan. He doesn't care much for food and condiments just add to the challenge of getting life sustaining sustenance into your mouth without getting your shirt dirty.

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
No. He would angrly storm right into the crowds of zombies and start telling people to "knock it off, this isn't funny. Go home to your mother right now." And then he would get eaten.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Gruyere... To expensive...

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Can't fight the moonlight. Sometimes you can catch him swaying his hips and humming the song. Don't let him see that you caught him!

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Spaghetti? (resin beef... eewwww)

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Oh fuffle. He doesn't START doing things snootily... EVERYTHING he does is snooty. He sips his tea, combs his hair, fluffs his pillows, does everything in a snooty way. He falls snootily with a pinkie finger in the air!

9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
He used to pretend that his brother was an imaginary friend so that he wouldn't feel bad if he forgot to feed him. Does that count?

10. Cake or death?
I'll take the action transvestite please. With the white wine.

And BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Go hang out in that awesome set that Truffle has access to! That thing was amazing!

 

Since Gabriel is my only doll, I will fill these out for her.

1)If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
She would be a little baby turtle, since she is so cute!
2)Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because I'm away at college all the time and can only play with her on weekends. Things will get better in the summer...
3)What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
She likes honey, she incorporates it in most of her meals.
4)Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Yes, because she is actually really good at taking care of herself when she needs to.
5)If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
... mozzarella, maybe?
6)Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
"Haven't met you yet", since I sing it around her all the time.
7)Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
...chinese takeout
8)Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Wine-tasting... I should scold her for that since she is only 19 and can't legally drink.
9)What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A large bunny rabbit that she could ride on.
10)Cake or death?
Death... WAIT NO, I MEANT CAKE!

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Beg my owner for the much needed attention I deserve.

 

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Alec would probably be a gecko. XD

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because he only has one pair of shoes, and he has to deal with being rolled on, since he sleeps with me in my bed.

What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
BBQ sauce. :3

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Alec would hide behind his boyfriend the whole time. xD So I have no clue. He definitely wouldn't survive on his own.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Cheddar, because it's so tasty. He loves all kinds of cheeses though.

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
3 AM- Matchbox 20.

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
....8D? I have no clue. Uh. Beef and broccoli crescent rolls?

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Soccer. He'd be out on the field making everyone else look bad

What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
He was brave, and stood up to all the bullies. Alec grew up being bullied, so his imaginary friend was like his superhero

Cake or death?
Well, since the cake is a lie.....we'll go with death 8D

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Demand as much attention as possible, and bask in the glory of being a real Princess (he currently pretends he's royalty, but you know )

As far as the blue bananas go...well....we'll stay away from all bananas in any month. Especially during a full moon

 

Answered as Tremis (BBB Sprite on RS boy body)

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
   

Reptiles? Oh those things. Lessee... If I WERE a reptile, I'd be something innocuous, like a box turtle. Possibly named Tortuga, just to be obvious.

1. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?

Have you SEEN the gay shoes this woman buys me? I'm a guy, and my shoes are covered in rainbows and peace signs. Seriously. Rainbows? Not. That. Gay.

1. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?

Oooou, wait, no, you said condIMENT. Never mind. Ranch dressing. On everything. Potato chips, fries, sandwiches, smashed potatoes. Gotta have ranch dressing.

1. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?

Of course! I'm already purple, all I have to do is drag a leg, gimp around and drool a lot, possibly roll in some congealed blood and I have the perfect disguise. Zombies aren't smart enough to eat their own kind, not according to the movies.

1. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?

Cheese? Why would I want to be cheese? I don't particularly WANT to be eaten... String cheese would be fun though.

1. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to if you seek Amy~

1. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?

Anything else. Possibly a grilled cheese.

1. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?

Arranging tiny glass figurines in little conversational groups on the shelves. It'll make the human nuts. She likes stuff lined up.

1. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?

I was never a tiny, but my imaginary friend was a binary star system called Minerva.

1. Cake or death?

CAKE~!

BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?

Sleep on the human's red and black pirate pillow because she HATES that. She won't let anyone sleep on it but her.

 

Alrighty Aster, good luck.

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
An albino chameleon.

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
His hair!!! Also he needs restrung, the poor thing, but yes, his hair. I should be making sure it is perfect 24/7. Shame on me.

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Oooh you made him blush thinking about that. Now to get a straight answer out of him... is marshmallow fluff a condiment? Probably honey, if the other doesn't count.

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Probably, there are too many other dolls in the planning stages / in the mail who would defend him with their lives.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
As I look over the wikipedia cheese list, he points to "Flower of Rajya" and goes "Ooooh, that sounds pretty!" and wanders off. I click the link. It's yak cheese. Perfect.

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
"Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Weird Al Yankovic

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Chili!

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Collecting LEGO minifig "dolls." If it's not pretentious, he's sure making it so!

9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
He still is just a little tiny... and I think he's enough trouble all by himself. O.o

10. Cake or death?
CAKE! White cake, with white frosting. Now.

And BONUS QUESTION! * If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
"The world is my fire hydrant!"

~fin~

Y'know how you get a doll hoping for a certain character, and the total opposite comes out? Yeah. That's Aster.

 

HANNAH BELL
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1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? I would be a turtle...because turtles are win.
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? The reason...she keeps whining I'm strung too tight...and then proceeds to be creepy and tie me up...I hate it.
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Strawberry sauce.
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Of course I would. If I wasn't the perpetrator of the outbreak I would be the savior of it...well maybe even if I did cause it too.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Delicious, soft, and most likely fuzzy.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua...so addictively happy...
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? The human says meatballs...and is grabbing a pan.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? I wouldn't call it snooty, but the idea of breeding little show dogs doesn't sound too bad.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? I never had imaginary friends... My Chococat is completely real...
10. Cake or death? Can I have death by cake?
    

* If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
Take up the Human's bed. Human's don't need beds....Truffles do.

 

The meme of even more Stupidity: Elis answering~

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?

Sea Snakkee. Venomous much?

1. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?

I refuse to get her beautiful dresses from Atelier Soda [*is cashless*]

1. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?

Melted cheese.

1. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?

Ya. Vampires rule.

1. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?

Caravane cheese. Difficult doll. 8D

1. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?

I hate music. Enough said.

1. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?

Nothing, Elis will change herself right back.

1. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?

She is snootily reading up on various wines and tasting them -_-

1. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?

Elis doesn&#8217;t seem to have much of an imagination. So no, no imaginary friends.

1. Cake or death?

Death.

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
   A blue-tougned skink
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
   I ate all the cresents
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
   Relish
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
   Yes. He's an elf.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
   Stilton
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
   Tipsy by Brokencyde
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
   Pancakes. I could never eat my doll.
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
   Collecting dolls. (not bjd's. creepy old porcilean dolls. I just think of some crabby old lady...)
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
   a little girl, about his age, with thin brown curls and raggedy clothes
10. Cake or death?
    One cannot have one without the other; for in life you get cake and by the end you get death. Essentially you cannot choose, unless you opt to never have cake. But who has never had cake???

And BONUS QUESTION!
I would sit in people's purses and sleep

 

Go Anion! *pushes him forward*

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Dinosaur, specifically a triceratops
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? He didn't leave, he was kicked out for be drunk too often
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Vodka (that counts right?)
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? He's already dead... so would it still be 'surviving'?
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Bega
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Baby, baby, bay, oh! (Damn I hate you Beaver)
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Spaghetti, with the bega cheese
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Hunting club (really just sitting around drinking all day)
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? He had real friends
10. Cake or death? Death

If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? Sleep and eat, and be adorable

Where can I find these blue bananas you speak of?

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?Aligator..dont know why i just get that from her
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?cos the house is too messy and she wants it a bit prettyer
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?condaments are full of calories, she likes to stay trim
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?yes
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?soft + spreadable
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?F(x) NUABO
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? bolagnaise
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?Yaughting
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?an angel
   
10. Cake or death? death..she doesnt want to get cake on her cloaths..plus a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips
    

 

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Setsuna would be a Komodo Dragon. XD
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you.
Why? I dont have enough hot boys.
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Yes. He'd emerge from the Ashes dressed in leather, smoking a cigarette and looking for something to pounce on.
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Expensive Cheese. Really Really fine, Expensive Cheese.
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
BAD ROMANCE - LADY GAGA
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Spaghetti and meatballs.
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Gambling in a House of Ill Repute full of Skantily Clad Boys.
9.What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
He was cuddly and adorable, Setsuna's opposite!
10.Cake or death? Cake. Because Setsuna is "Delicious." :3 Hes a very cheeky boy! :3

 

I choose... Miharu! >: D My Blanc Olive boy!

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Turtle.
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Myself and several other family members came around the corner too fast without warning and spooked him one too many times. ._.;;
What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Sugar~
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Zombies would be attracted by his demon pheromones and he'd probably end up being the first of my dollies to be gone. So, basically, no. : (
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Cream cheese. ; D
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
That one song Xiao sings all the time that Miharu can't understand a word of!
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
I couldn't eat him!! But everyone else would probably have meatloaf... D :
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Competing in beauty pageants!
What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
He had Hiroshi, so he never really needed one. But Hiroshi, his samurai, was very quiet and obedient.
Cake or death?
Cupcakes?

And BONUS QUESTION!
* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Hide from himself. (He's scared of dogs! oAo )

 

I'm helping Her Highness, Princess Chorong, answer. Typing is beneath her and is it not one of my duties as a Royal Handmaiden?

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Her Highness wishes me to inform you you that she would be a most noble representation of the Royal Family- a dragon
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Her Highness is greatly disconcerted by my addiction to the scent of Lemon Pledge.
What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Her Highness favors a nice hearty radish kimchee in the winter, and the delicateness of fresh water kimchee in the summer.
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Of course! Her Highness has the full protection of the Royal Bodyguards at her disposal. Why wouldn't she survive?
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Even though it is rather common, Her Highness admits a weakness to Velveeta melted with a can of chili.
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
"Istanbul" By They Might Be Giants...drives Her Highness nuts!
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
The above mentioned Velveeta with chili and BEEF!!
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Her Highness does what any lady of her class would do, embroider delicate silk and learn the womanly arts of swordplay.
What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Byeol was not imaginary, she was guardian spirit sent to watch over the young princess at a time when the Royal Family was in a precarious position.
Cake or death?
Mmmm...rice cakes filled with sweet red bean paste and flavored lightly with rose water.

And BONUS QUESTION!
If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Demand a bed made of the softest silk and handmaidens to gently fan me as I rest.

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? An anaconda
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I'm just too narrow minded for him
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Tobasco sauce
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Maybe a few hours...
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Camembert
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO TROLOLOLOLO!
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Something with gravy
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Making his own miniature and totally functional guns.
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A cute little girl
10. Cake or death? Cake of course. Life is just too precious
11. If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? Drive my master insane and make her feed me the yummiest food ever.

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Some sort of massive dinosaur, T-Rex probably
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I don't give her warheads or tanks
   
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? SCIENCE!! (actually its relish)
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? She would probably create the zombie apocalypse
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? marble
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? her theme song "Yor's World"
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? I'm a vegetarian! Its just like Clover to do that
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? chemistry (and she doesn't read well)
   
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? she's still a tiny, and she has a real little friend; Lily, her sister, and they conduct all the evil Science together (well Clover does, Lily holds things)
   
10. Cake or death? for her-cake, for you; death!
    

And BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
attain those delicious snouts humans feed land monsters (dogs)

this has been answered by Clover Yor Kirakishou




ps the banana's are all mine!!!

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? a Sea turtle
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? She'd say because the house is too dusty (I'm doing some home improvement), but it'd really be because I'm spending money on something other than bringing her sisters home (look, I'm sorry, I want to, but the house comes first and it'll be warmer in here)
   
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Worchestershire sauce
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? no; she would be one of the last survivors thanks to her mad kendo skills, but she would be too kind-hearted to kill her best friend that got infected until it was too late, then she would get infected too; oh, the humanity!
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Colby Jack
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? It's a Small World After All, aaaaarrrrggghhhhh!
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Pizza
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Interpretive dance (look at me, I'm a willow tree!)
   
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? a white unicorn with pink hooves, mane, and tail named Peppermint Twist
   
10. Cake or death? What, no pie? I mean, strawberry rhubarb pie, key lime pie, chocolate cream pie, mmmm. To not offer the pie option is cruelty.
    
11. * If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? chew on my squeaky toy until I have driven the humans mad!
12. Sakura's answers
    

 

X:

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? a snake... the only reptile worth his time... so sleek and sophisticated
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Because I lack class
   
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Mayonnaise
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? He would be responsible for the Zombie Apocalypse, and keep himself snugly tucked away from all the action... Why should he deal with the smell?
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Epoisses... "I'm a high quality work of art... Definitely not nutty, and I'll kill you if you say I taste like Bacon..."
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? "Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I found you." He hates it though...
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? I'm having a funeral... There is no way I could eat X...
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting high quality tea cups, and drinking tea while sitting in his throne room... as usual
   
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A psychotic cereal killer who tried to talk him into doing very bad things... but X never listened... well, maybe once or twice, but not because of his "Friend"... he was highly annoyed by that guy...
   
10. Cake or death? Cake with death...

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? chew on my squeaky toy until I have driven the humans mad! X: "Lick my own hind quarters, because I'm not letting anyone else do it..."