Discussion The Meme of Even More Stupidity!

As Vincent:

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A chameleon. He wants to go PLAID BABY!!
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
I keep PWNing him at video games XD
3.What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Chili - on fries and hot dogs, apparently it counts as a condiment @_@
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Totally, we're all prepared and know that the Double Tap is essential to survival.
5. f your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Swiss.. >.> (Holesssssss in brainnnnnnnn XD)
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Blame Canada!
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Cheezeburgers XD
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Surfing, or rather buying a wet suit, expensive board, hanging out at the beach and never once taking on a wave LOL
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A total mischeif maker. Along the lines of the "I don't know ghost" LOL
10. Cake or death?
Death, errr I mean cake!!! CAKE!!!! >.>.. wait.. the cake was a lie wasn't it? D:
BONUS:If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
He would Truff as much as a Truff could truff if a Truff-Truff could Truff TRUFF!!!

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Gecko
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I haven't bought him any shoes D:
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Ketchup
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Haha, yeah
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Bleu cheese
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? "this is the song that doesn't eeeend, yes it goes on and on my frieeeend..."
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? I wouldn't eat dinner made of dolly D;
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Mountain climbing, the little weirdo XD
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A living teddy bear
   
10. Cake or death? ... what kind of cake?
    
11. Bonus! He'd play with his fluff. A lot. And probably demand I brush him.
    

 

Medea, Black Catsy:

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Black Mamba
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
She is a cat, she needs no other reason.
What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Mayo, hey, it's got eggs in it.
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Sure, I don't think even zombies would eat resin brains.
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
The stinkiest kind.
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
The Fish Head Song
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
That's a bit of a non sequitur, isn't it? I'd rather have chicken.
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Polo
What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
She's still just a little tiny, and her imaginary friend is ... she won't tell me.
Cake or death?
Why would anyone pick death????

Bonus question--If I were Truffle I would eat something nasty and barf it up somewhere incovenient.

And I swear never to eat blue bananas, period!

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Cooooobrrrraaaa. Because it sounds fierce.
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? She's sick of me fussing over her.
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Mayonaise and applesauce.
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Yes, they would most likely think she's one of them. She doesn't look quite alive.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Mozarella.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? I'd make a beef statue.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Owning people, playing World of Warcraft.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? Bad. It looked cute to her, but made her do bad things.
   
10. Cake or death? Cake. She may be sad all the time, but cake cheers up everyone.

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? Chase after cats and cuddle with every human I'd see, because I'm so darn fluffy I just can't resist being petted.

 

The Meme of Even More Stupidity: As completed by michelle."

1. "Dragon! ... Can I be a dragon?"
2. "...I get sick of living with her? When? ...Eh?"
3. "Cheese? Does that count?"
4. "...I'm practically a zombie myself so... yes?"
5. ."NO! Get 'LOVE' out of my head!" (Love, by Abney Park)
7."WAAAAH!" "Oh hush, Meatloaf is good."
8. "WOO! I gots some robots!" "...Why is my room covered in tiny robots?"
9. "Tiny spider bot! " "That doesn't count, you actually made that!"
10. "CAKE!... please... no death... :<"

BONUS: "WOOO! I'm a puppeh! I'm a puppeh! Love me!

 

Answering for Eon, my LTF Ante.

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A ball python, of course.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Probably due to the lack of respectable clothing.
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Marshmallow fluff. Clearly.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Well of course, zombies eat flesh, not resin.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Asiago cheese~!
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? M-m-m-m-monster!
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? DOLL TACOS
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting antique vintage lacy teacups and looking down on children.
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? She was a robot!
10. Cake or death? Uh... is it a trick question? Cake.

Bonus: Run around like nuts and annoy the hell out of Armeleia! :3

 

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? an albino alligator
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Because I made him wear a dress...
What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Mustard
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Without a doubt.
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Provolone
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? Monster by Lady Gaga
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Spaghetti and Meatballs
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? He's convinced he's a professional student.
What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A ghost.
Cake or death? CAKE!!!

Bonus: He would terrorize my other doggies for messing up all of his photo shoots. ;P

 

Zoe answers:

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Godzilla! Time to crush the Tokyo Tower.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Have you ever had to live with this pervert? The list is SOOO long. Do you want it in alphabetical order, order of importance
or chronologically?
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Barbecue sauce. It's always fun to barbecue things. It's also fun to do so in order to cook food.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Oh hell yeah! The zombies would cower in their homes afraid of ME!
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Mozarella...because pizza rules.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
Can't think of anything at the moment.
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Hamburger helper...the beef stroganoff (sp?) flavor.
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Flying helicopters. Not sure if that's pretentious, but it is expensive.
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
I didn't have imaginary friends. I had imaginary minions...minions like you should be now!
10. Cake or death?
Cake for me. Death for you.

BONUS QUESTION! If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Go around peeing on people who piss me off.

 

I'm going to have Count D respond for me (Count D from Petshop of Horrors).

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? a chameleon, because they get to change into such lovely colors
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? *sniffle* she makes me wear the SAME CLOTHES EVERY DAY!!
   
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Sugar. Of any variety.
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? "Honey, I would CAUSE the zombie apocalypse!" .... okay, then... moving right along...
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Cream cheese
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? I Can't Get it Out of My Head! (ELO... he's much older than I am)
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? The antique china with the gold trim, of course.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Making a life list -- not just of birds, but of the rarest animals ever known to man, past and/or present.
   
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? He didn't need imaginary friends - his real friends look imaginary to everyone else!
   
10. Cake or death? Yes, of course! Oh, you want him to *choose* ? How silly, he tells me, I will always choose cake.

Bonus question: Hmm. If you're asking Count D, I suspect he would traipse off in search of the rarest breed possible in order to, um, perpetuate the species.

If you're asking me? I'd see just how long a cat CAN cling to the ceiling!! There are 3 of them here, after all...

 

• Gus (SD13):
  1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?An Axolotl
     
  2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Because he spends half of the time naked while I take measurements and try on the clothes that I sew for him.
     
  3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? BBQ Sauce
     
  4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Yes.
     
  5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Ricotta
     
  6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? Take me out to the ball game
     
  7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Meatball parmigiana
     
  8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?Scuba diving
  9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
     I don't think he had one
  10. Cake or death? Cake!
  11. Bonus: I'd make it my goal to eat as many doggy treats as possible, beg for lots of petting and chase my tail
      

 

(doing this with my Connor)

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
The grumpiest of all iguanas.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Probably the annoyingly random sleeping hours and the fairly constant smell of white spirit.
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Ketchup. He likes to pretend it's blood.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
He likes to think he would, but honestly, no. He'd be one of the first to go.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Extra Mature Chedder.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round...
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Pasta bake.
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Fine artist. Little beret and Vaseline sculptures and all.
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
It was a stick. He wasn't a very bright kid. Oh but they had such grand adventures, he and that stick.
10. Cake or death?
He'll have the chicken thank you.

BONUS
If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Bask in my own adorableness?

 

1) If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A dragon. That counts, right?

2) Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because I do not worship the Holy Light nearly enough.

3) What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Blood Thistle relish.

3) Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
The undead don't scare Paladins If they get bit, all they have to do is bubble and they'll be fine.

4) If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Definitely a finely aged Gouda. Unlike humans, Blood Elves only become stronger with age.

5) Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, Banana Phone! Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, do-nanana phoooone....

6) Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Bloody-Elf burgers!

7) Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
What could be more pretentious than a fantasy religion? She is worshiping The Holy Light as I type.

8) What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A fluffy little rabbit with wings, fangs, and antlers. She was pretty shocked to find out Wolpertingers do indeed exist.

9) Cake or death?
Death before dishonor! But if dishonor isn't involved, cake please.

Bonus:
I would definitely horde all the dolls in the house, knowing that I'm too cute to get punished. Mom will *think* the dolls belong to her, but they'll know who their true master is, mwahahaha

 

Okay, Aileta gets no airtime so...

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A mouse this one would be! They are quick and smart and can go places different than people.
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Bored, this one is. Go with a bird, yes?
What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Mustard is this one's friend! Spicy and strange it is!
Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
An apocalypse yes! This one hides, like mouse! They not find.
If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Cheese of Blueness. It has odd taste on tongue!
Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
Elfgirl was singing this morning and this one does not know the name of this tune! It drive this one off shallow end!
Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Not beef, this one hopes! Funkynoodles yes?
Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
You not bother while I watch clouds! They are friends to this one too, and they tell stories!
What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
This one is not tiny! Oh, hanging on... that not right meaning yes?
Cake or death?
Cake for this one, death for annoying bug. Has been following this one many place. Does not want, this one doesn't.

Bonus question: I think she would probably have a nice long conversation with the dog next door. I would too (I'd tell him/her/it to shut up for once!)

 

She's not here yet, buuuuuuuuut...

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? leopard gekko
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Because the cats keep sleeping in her 'room.'
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? sugar
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? hiding behind her uncle.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? ...munster.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? The theme from vampire knight..
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? o_o salad.
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? sewing. No one else makes her clothes properly -_-
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? Well it was a ponybear of course.
10. Cake or death? CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

BONUS;
If she were truffle, she would probably take a long day in the doggy bikinii, at the beach.

 

Doing this with my Saint

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Bungarus Caeruleus (google it! a snake anyways) Beautifull as hell, yet one of the most poisonous thing that can bite you.

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? He's been without eyes for more two weeks... even if I have a load of pairs laying around.

What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Black Pepper

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? He WOULD lead the apocalypse.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Extra old mature cheddar

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Puppermaster, Apocalyptica cover

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Whatever it is, I'm not eating it. Poisonous for sure.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Wine Taste

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? His doppelganger...who would be a really handsome, kind, and nice person.

Cake or death? Cake. You can kill with cake, but you can't eat dead. Yup.

Bonus! Sleep the whoooole day....on the top of the wc, for the owners misfortune.

 

Guess I'll ask one of the boys. How about...Sho! ^__^

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A neon green gator plushie.
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Sick of living here? Never!! Here has got everything I'll ever need. ^__^ (me: >_< Kiss up.)
3.What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Papa John's ranch dipping sauce!
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Nah, it'd be more fun to join 'em.
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Shredded mozarella.
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Amazingly, nothing at the moment!! And I'd like to keep it that way.
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Probably Hamburger Helper (think we've got Mac & Cheese flavor in the cupboad).
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Sleeping. All. Day. Long.
9.What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? Never had one.
10.Cake or death? HURRY UP THE CAKES!!

Bonus: Probably do some more sleeping...but more cutely than usual? XD

And sure, I swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February. I can't promise about all the other months, though.

 

Maple Sol'Amaranth

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? a python, a big one and green!
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? not outside eough
3.What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Deer Blood!
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?get her zieth father to zap them and her mother to talk them into going back to the underworld.
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? um not sure
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?she-wolf by sahkira
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?sushi
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?sword fighting
9.What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? it's a fox girl
10.Cake or death? cake of course

 

Kaspar!

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? a gecko
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? the setting is not nearly grand enough
3.What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? sugar
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? only if he hid behind Magnus
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Brin d'Amour
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? Peggy Lee singing Pass Me By
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Spaghetti!
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? water gilding
9.What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? a loyal puppy with wings
10.Cake or death? CAKE!!

Bonus: Run in circles ALL DAY

 

I choose... Brutus

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Salamandra Salamandra aka the Fire Salamander.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? My Cats keep carrying him off by his skirt everytime he tries to take a nap.
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Olive oil
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? yes, he'd be too small for the zombies to notice and he'd just zap any who did get too close.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Provolone
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Dr McCoy by S.P.O.C.K.
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Enchilada casserole
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Making wine (a buisness yeah I can see that, but a hobby? that's pretentious.)
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? She was a Dryad that took him on adventures.
10. Cake or death? Kataifi!!!!

11. If I turned into truffle I would chase squirrels all day.

and yeah I promise to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February

 

Doing this with Chiharu
1.- a little chameleon n-n
2.- cuz he feels alone, here without other friends...
3.- Sugaaar! *o* (is a condiment?) xD
4.- yep. cuz he run away and hide in a very very safe place
5.- he doen't likes cheese, so if he were a cheese he would probably hate his self xD
6.- are you ready to rock!! are u ready too rock xD (are you ready to rock - miyavi)
7.-he is not a beef, he is a brownie! XD
8.- drawing or singing
9.-a little pink bunny with cat ears <.< yep chiharu is weird xD
10.- cheesecake! cake xD
11.- i think he would play with my other dogs alot, and be very hyper! xDDDD

 

We simply adore stupid memes! Today's representative is Laika (Volks SD13 Tony).

Gecko. They can lick their own eyeballs.

... Whaddya mean, 'wtf'? Who WOULDN'T want to be able to? You'd never be alone on a Saturday night, man.

Refuses to let me rewire the coffeemaker to be in sync with the stereo.

Astro-Glide.

*cocks gun* I'm just waiting for the first one to come up that fire-escape.

Gorgonzola. I would always get my own seat on the bus.

"Master and Servant" by Depeche Mode. It burns, it burns.....

The raw stuff with the raw egg cracked into it, which gets served to rich people as a joke, and they actually believe it's food & throw down twenty bucks for it. *stifled snork* Tartare, right, I knew what it was called. It's just so effing stoopid.

Mink-oiling the leather hotpants with a real chamois.

He was totally under my control, never questioned me, assisted all of my schemes for world domination, and did absolutely everything I told him to at any time, even just to fetch the duct-tape. I'm an only child, man, I still fantasize about being able to make somebody else fetch the duct-tape.

Death is a little more reliable. But neither one is as solid as Taxes.

I would still sit around all day wondering why all those villain guys used to line up and attack James Bond one at a time.

 

Julian
1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
I think he would be a crocodile (is that a reptile??)

2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because he never gets anything and all of the girls (and my two other boys) do.

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Mayonnaise

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Probably not.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
He would be sharp cheddar. Like the super hyper extra-sharp kind

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Lady Gaga. He hates how catchy those songs are.

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
O.O Uh... meat loaf with mashed potatoes and green beans

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Collecting wine

9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
He was a very passive little guy that Julian could boss around.

10. Cake or death?
Cake for sure.

Bonus!
I think he would take that opportunity to get spoiled. Poor little guy!
If I were Truffle for the day, I would want to go to the doggie spa. Those places look so nice~

 

Alex

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Snake, probably a Black Mamba.

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
He finally found out I make him wear girls pants

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Sugar. On everything.

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Killing Zombies is one of his favorite past-times.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Cheddar. Extra sharp.

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
If You Seek Amy

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Vegetarian tacos
Ground beef goes to the cat. Sorry Alex.

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Playing Bach on the Piano while reminding me that I can't play any musical instruments at all. That jerk.

9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A creepy humanoid bunny-boy-thing. Named Boo.

10. Cake or death?
CAKE!!

Bonus
Whine until I scratched that spot that makes his leg shake.
Then probably whine until I gave him treats.
Then just whine.

 

Can't...resist...meme....

Sabriel (SDF Cian)

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Trogdor.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Tired of having my RPGs removed from the computer.
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? Ketchup.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? I would have to so that I could record it and post in on Youtube. ^_~
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Feta~
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? The Pokemon theme song. I don't want to be the very best any more! Just make it stop!
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? A BLT. Not in the mood for beef tonight. Maybe tomorrow...
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Going around to different arcades and kicking every ones' butt at DDR.
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? Pickles was a good little frog. *sniff* Red and always happy.
10. Cake or death? I can't answer that question without a Portal reference. But cake. Do I also get grief counseling or is that a lie, too?

Bonus Question~
If I were Truffle, I would take over the world. Oh yeah. No one could resist me if I looked up at them with my big, brown eyes. I'd have half the planet under my paw before lunch.

 

As my Souldoll Queena, Raven

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?:
Black Mamba
Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?:
Because I can't feast on her mortal blood....
What is your doll’s favorite condiment?:

...Teriyaki sauce??

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?:

Survive and command the hordes!!

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?:

I think I would say extra sharp cheddar!!

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?:

Damaged by Assemblage 23

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?:

TACOS!!!

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?:

Knitting...

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?:

A seven foot tall demon

Cake or death?:

Cake???

And BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?:

Enjoy being pampered and everyone loving on me!

 

Ichigo answers...

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Gecko, they can grow their tails back, and stick to ceilings and walls.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
*Gasp!* Never!
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Who has time for food? The Universe Must Be Saved!
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
That's what BanKai is for!
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
*cough* Sharp Cheddar - sharp and orange!
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
*hums irritably* Ya-pa-pa, Ya-pa-pa!" (Ranma, first season opening song.)
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
PLAIN Mac n cheese!
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Who has time for a hobby? The Universe Must Be Saved!
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
They were ghosts. Everyone just thought I imagined them. >.>
10. Cake or death?
The cake is a lie. I am Shinigami.

And BONUS QUESTION!
If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Piddle on Uryuu's school bag.

 

Hitomi says.......

Uhg - who would stoop to blue bananas? Of course One would not partake.

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A Crocodile - snap!

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
That human is messy and selfish, always leaving other resins about and spending money on supid things like food, bills etc, etc - what about me?

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Ceasar Dressing - mmmmm.......

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Of course! One is a reanimated girl - these are my people!

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
King Island Camembert - rich, creamy and expensive.

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
......its just a Thriller, Thriller night........

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
One would be dining on Duck ala Press and asparagas *sniff* I don't eat beef.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Collecting rare lace. Of course One has to purchase an entire outfit to obtain the lace......

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
I had a pet heart - in a jar. We used to play catch.

Cake or death?
Death by Chocolate Cake, so....both!

If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
Demand constant petting and attention, and show my teeth when you stopped!

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Easy, A leopard gecko with wings. I mean Come on the Leopard Gecko is only the best
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I cry to much and pick out all her imperfections
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment? mayonasse
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? well Zynx would but Avery...no way
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? The holy kind....
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head? The circle of life, Lion King
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? A SLAB OF JUICY HAMBURGER!! and just to comemorate her I'll slather on the mayonaise
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? collecting toenails to make false toetails with.
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A Tall motherly like tiger/women. Almost more like a gaurdian, much like she is today.
10. Cake or death? if the cake is taken, will said taker get food poisoning? If so death is the only choice.

to be Truffle, well Zynx says she'd use Truffles master mod. abilities to order different companies to donate "prizes" to her self for being so wonderful and then she'd have tons of fabulous friends for FREEE

 

I will be doing this for Milk

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?- A puff adder... because they are puffy!
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?- Because I keep yelling at him for white hair on my clothes.
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?- Chocolate syrup, it counts when you live on icecream like Milk does.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?- Sadly.. most likely not... he has no fight or flight instinct... its mostly hug instinct.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Cream Cheese
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?- Saftey Dance
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? WE try not to mention eating of the milk. But he would want to be a burger.. who doesn't love a burger?
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?- Its milk... he doesn't really get pretention so possibly cookie collection?
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?- It was a little sheep ... and hes still tiny!
10. Cake or death? He will have the chicken please.

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?- Revel in the fact that he became some how MORE fluffy and adorable!

 

Spork shall be our victim subject.


I swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February.


If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A gecko, so he could lick his own eyeball.

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
The spiders in the house are bigger than him.

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Nacho cheese sauce.

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
YES! He's grey, he'd be camouflaged.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Nacho cheese.

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Stroganoff, but it would be a little sweet. And cheesy.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Polishing his balls. *cough* golf balls

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A purple alien.

Cake or death?
CAKE!

And BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
Pee on the neighbor's flowers.

 

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
*slither* (digs hole)...eyes shift
ahhhh..charades
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
I don't feed her enough people, I'm afraid. I made her live on tomato sauce instead.
(doll glares) See! I told you!
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
*grabs my arm and chomps*
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Well...I don't really think zombies are the problem...
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
A really stinky one that wasn't good to eat!
*kicks* Ow!
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
You save big money! You save big money! When you shop Menards! (though I'm not quite sure that's a song)
*you can imagine how ridiculous this is when she's hungry*
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
O dear! This is a problem...
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
*peers around the doorway slowly, then runs for it*
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Well...the friend became a problem when I learned he wasn't imaginary
10. Cake or death?
Well...death would be preferable...cake is just no longer edible at this point *sighs*

And BONUS QUESTION!
If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Well..it would certainly be easier to get into people's houses. I foresee future trips

Blue bananas? Full moon in February? You think I can attract more attention that way? Hmmmmm....

 

Klarivence Shael (Elfdoll Lydia boy w/ Blueblood Doll Body)

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A garden snake. Harmless, but some people will still freak out when they see him for one reason or another.

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?

I didn't give him enough attention/take enough pictures of him (the camera whore).

3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?

Soy sauce.

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?

Yes. He's very resourceful and he has a friend who likes to blow things up. XD

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?

Provolone

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?

I know a song that never ever ends, never ever ends...

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?

Chili! >=D

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?

Collecting tea from all over the world... and drinking them out of expensive tea sets.

9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?

A giant, huggable, lovable cuttlefish?

10. Cake or death?

Cake. It's less life-changing than death. XD

If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?

Spend the whole day annoying all the humans around me to get them to pet me and play with me!~

 

For Tatsuya (Dollzone Mo):

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? He would say something stupid like "Godzilla" so he could stomp on things, like school or the dentist's office.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I have no respect for his music. (Because it sucks.)
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Mayonnaise, he eats it out of the packets.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? HAHA, NO.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Sharp Cheddar.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? California Gurlz.
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Well, my dogs will be having whatever it is, because I don't eat beef.
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting 17th century English broomhandles.
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? It was a talking guitar named "Muppie." It told him he would be a great singer one day. It was wrong.
10. Cake or death? Cake. Who the hell would pick death, seriously.
BONUS! If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? I'd ask my own Pomeranian, Beau why he feels the need to bark constantly in dog language.

 

Aven the Migidoll Miho and I are answering...

1 Reptile - A Deinonychus. So he can instigate the best kind of apocalypse - the dinosaur apocalypse.

2 Move out - I wouldn't stop drawing on him. (Aven - "Ack! Demmit, how do you scrub this off!?")

3 Condiment - Soy sauce...he says it goes well on everything apparently.

4 Survive Zombies - Probably. He would fly somewhere faaar away and laugh while the humans eat each other...

5 Cheese - The greasy American kind-- (Aven - *KICK*) Ow, I'm kidding...Fine, Bree.

6 Stuck in his Head - The milkshake song. (Aven - "Noooo!")

7 Beef - I would be having spaghetti with noodles, my cats and dog would be having a feast! (Aven - "You would do that? Feed me to your animals? Jeez, I feel loved...") What, you'd rather me eat you? You would make a nice meatball...

8 Pretentious Hobby - Collecting and trading rare books.

9 Imaginary Friend - His very own made up Digimon...Blackraptormon! It totally kicked all the other Digimon's butts....

10 Cake or Death? - Aven - "Um...brownies please?"

Bonus - Pee on every tree and still be dignified. Cause he can.

 

Meme answered by Kaitlin, over to you Kaitlin.

Does a newt count? or a water snake, so I could go back into the water...

I sit around all day, doing nothing, with no fishy friends... (but then she does feed, got me a friend and is getting me another friend..so maybe I'll stick around for a while longer..)

Um...don't really like to add anything to my food...but if I had to choose probably...ketchup.

I probably would, I'd get myself turned back into a mermaid and swim to safety...

Edam

The Doctor Who theme tune, she's been watching it all the time D: *destroys DVDs*

O.O Please don't eat me.... (Probably be ham or cheeseburgers...payback for destroying my Dr Who DVDs D<)

Collecting Seashells and putting them all over the house.

He was a cute little fish, that was always there for me, how I miss him.

Cake Please!

I would go around demanding attention and tummy tickles from every one.

 

I've been using Daisy for a lot of things, so let's give clover a turn ( Clover is blue, and I pop in in bold font~)
(Clover is a DoC Petsha.)


If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A mongoose.
Clover...that's not a reptile D:
Yeah, so?
Clover...
Fine fine....um.... a newt?

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
1) I cannot be a mongoose, 2) I have to babysit her precious little Daisy all day...little brat. Aaaand 3) She doesn't make me hot cocoa when I ask for it. Three-am, Shmree-am woman!

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Hmm.....is marinara sauce a condiment? A screw it...KETCHUP~!!

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Probably not for very long unless I was super lucky.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Umm....ricotta.
Ricotta's too sweet for you, Clov-*punched*

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
~*DONT UNPLUG ME~ OR JUSTSHUTMEDOWN *~*PLEASE JUST LOVE ME!*~*~*! WITH YOUR STEEL HEART!!*~*

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Well, I'm not fond of meat in general...but I think I'd partake in a CloverBurger~
You fiend! I'M SO GONNA CUT YOU WHEN I STOP BEING ALL...BEEFY. HO.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
She's started collecting spoons. Old antique spoons, but she only cares about ones from France, Italy, and New Jersey OnO. Oh, and these little chicken statues!
They're not STATUES, woman! They're FIGURES. Now stop this meme business. I wanna log on to Coop of Angels and check my messages. I sent someone a PM about this MSChicken rooster on the MP. He's so cute! Now shoo.*

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
I...didn't have one! Yeah that's right... STOP HOUNDING ME, MEME OF OPPRESSION!!
You had Victor the dinosaur.
]...He wasn't a dinosaur. He was a Raptorcornisuss.
What.
PART RAPTOR. PART UNICORN. PART PEGASUS. ALL AWESOME. Get it right, lady.

Cake or death?
Cinnamon rolls.

BONUS!
I would play with other dogs and talk to them in doggese. Also, I would marvel at my own adorableness.



*I was just making a little affectionate parody of my own crazy hobby here. I dont want anyone to get mad over that. :P

 

C'est moi, Den of Angels, Maurice! You must forgive my... er, lack of body. But I am here to answer your meme!And I shall never, ever eat blue bananas under any sort of moon in any month whatsoever. To be on the safe side.

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A snake.
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Can you blame me, Truffles? A no-smoking household, a woman who keeps me in a box without a proper body of my own?
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Is butter a condiment? Because I do not normally douse my food in anything the chef did not intend, but I do adore butter...
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Absolutely. If the zombies are lucky, I will merely escape them, and not destroy them...
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Selles-sur-Cher. It seems like a harder cheese at first, but it melts in the mouth. The mould is grey-blue and is often eaten. It is a pungent chevre cheese, not to everyone's tastes, and is produced in the centre region.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? 'Somewhere Beyond the Sea'. I don't even remember who was playing it, but now it is stuck!
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Beef tourtiere. It is a kind of meat pie.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Listening to opera and looking down on everyone who does not. I do not have hobbies which are not pretentious...
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? ... I did not have imaginary friends, how silly, I-- Oh, *fine*, but only for you, Truffles. My imaginary friend was a big black lion. He was very brave, and if anyone ever tried to hurt me, he would pounce on them and devour them.
   
10. Cake or death? What kind of cake are we discussing, mignonne? I think I will take the cake, regardless. It is unlikely to be worse than death.
    

Bon soir, Truffles! You are a darling emcee!

=^__^=
Anneko

 

Dawn will be answering the questions for me!

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
   
   Umm... I'm not really a reptile person, but I guess... A turtle, maybe? It's kind of cool to carry your house around whereever you go, right?
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
   
   That's a no-brainer! There are two other kids my age here, and four who are two or three years younger -- and then we have 18 kindergardeners living here. 18!! Can you imagine the noise and chaos? Ok, most of them are sort of cute, but still.
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
   
   Huh. Whaddoyouknow, learned a new word. Cinammon, I think.
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
   
   You bet! You know how in most movies, a girl and a cute guy survive? I'd be that girl. Totally.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
   
   I'm a sucker for really mild, full-fat cheese, even though it goes straight to my booty.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
   
   *Ringringringringringringring -- BANANA PHONE!* Arghhhhhhhhhh, now it's stuck AGAIN!!!
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
   
   Can you say ggggrrrrroooooosssss? What kind of question is that??! But if I have to be dinner, I think I want to be meatballs. The tiny, cute ones with little flags on them.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
   
   I've started to collect dolls. You know, the cool asian ones with the many joints? I have just one so far, but my wishlist is endless.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
   
   This is so embarrassing, but... She was a unicorn princess. A PINK uniform princess.
   
10. Cake or death?
    
    Duh. The answer to ANY "cake or..." question is obviously cake.

And BONUS QUESTION!
* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?[/QUOTE]

Oooooh, I think I would like to be carried around on a huge shopping trip!

 

Answered in all sincerity on behalf of Suomy Hayden

I swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February!!!

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Hmmmm, probably something sleek, but not slimy... or wet.... A snake perhaps... yeah, an Amethyst Python...

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
I never buy her enough clothes... and I prefer her as a redhead and she prefers blonde... its a battle really....

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
salt... specifically that cool crystallised kind from posh restaurants

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Hell-YEAH, she'd slay their maggot infested rears and still not chip her nails!!

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
She's be bocconccini, small, soft, curvey and deceptively tasty with the right combinations.....

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Why dont you do right..... as sung by Jessica Rabbit

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Sang Choy Bow...... tied up neatly in a pretty lettuce leaf... yummmmmy

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Randa Handmade Lace... now please kindly get out of the light....

9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Ack..... who needs imaginary friends when you're little miss popular????

10. Cake or death?
Cake.... Lavender iced sponge...... yum

11. If I could be Truffle for one day, I would.....
Preen..... and strut..... because I am beautiful.....

 

Mei (My Resin Soul Mei doll)

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
I think they would be a Gecko, small but noisy in a fight!

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because i still haven't bought her a wig, or any clothes

What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
strawberry Jam

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Most likely not!

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Blue cheese!

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Everybody hurts by REM!

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Spaghetti!

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Fine artist, none of this cheap modern art for her! Especially ANIME!

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Her imaginary friend is a pocket sized human who used to tell her that her photography was so unoriginal that it always looked like she copied someone else's. And teased her for having no hair, she doesn't like to talk about this too much though. He was mean to her.

Cake or death? And I want my cake and to eat it damn it!!

I swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February.

BONUS -> I would see what it was like to actually be a dog and not go on the nets! I would case balls and sleep all day, and it would be cool to see what dog food taste like.

 

Dess - I swear never to eat bananas under a full moon in February!

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
   A triceratops! ...No? ...A Cardassian? ...Well, they look like lizards to me! And we need more nonmammalian aliens!
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
   She leaves me at home all the time while she goes to college! And she tried to make me share my body!
   
3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
   Hot Fudge Sauce!
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
   Only as long as the internet connection did...
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
   Sharp cheddar.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
   Poker Face. I don't know if there's any hope, though.
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
   Hamburgers, and they better be damn good ones, too.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
   Fixing people's grammar on the internet with sarcasm and commas!
   
9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
   I'm not sure about imaginary friends... When I was little, though, there was another boy I used to go play with sometimes. I would go through a door in my basement, and I'd be in his basement, and we'd play. He was sad, because his mom wouldn't let him go outside. I don't think I imagined him, though.
   
10. Cake or death?
    Cake, unless it is a lie.
    

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Lie around doing nothing, and let everyone admire my cuteness.

 

This will be for Squidge aka Peaseblossom, the tiny evil thing:

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A Dragon. A large dragon that breathes fire and swords and crushes all the tiny humans.

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because she has probably decided that wanting to kill me in the sleep so intensely is bad for her health. Hatred in such large doses isn't good for the resin complexion, you know.

3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Relish. Because you can mess with people by saying you do things with relish and pretend you meant the other kind of relish. And making people feel bad is GREAT!

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
She would lead the zombie apocalypse because she had just created all the zombies. She's pretty evil.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Probably the sharpest Provolone available. Sharp like a KNIFE!

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
Mambo no. 5 by Lou Bega. And she is going to MURDER whoever left that radio on. Murder with a PIECE OF SHARP PROVOLONE CHEESE!

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
A large meatloaf that she hopes will become lodged in your throat.

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Carving those large wooden bears out of tree stumps. And sneering at my lack of knowledge of types of wood and the intricacies of the usage of chisels and lathes and chainsaws. Pshh. Amateurs.

9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
She continues to have a large, purple, imaginary vampire camel friend from whom she gets all the really good ideas. He had a thing for macaroni noodles and is a killer comedian. No, really.

10. Cake or death?
This is entirely dependent on whether Squidge gets to cause the death to others. Failing that, definitely cake. Preferably at least twice the size of her head.

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Be as NAUGHTY as possible. Because no one would notice because I'm normally naughty. And cute. And it's so hard to yell at cute things. Even when they steal your socks or perch on top of the couch or attack their brothers.

For the record, Squidge is currently seeking blue bananas in preparation for full moons precisely because she was instructed not to. She's hoping to turn into some sort of large gremlin or dragon or pretty much anything destructive on a larger scale.

 

Only ONE doll? Uhm... Ur... Well... last year I only has Sanyu... so this year I guess... I guess I'll do Gael.

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A Snake.

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Sanyu went to Soul Society and she wants to go back with her daughter. Also there was a serious lack of clothing here for her.

What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Ketchup.

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Uh... yeah. Pretty big time, too. In fact, she might kill off all the zombies within a year and there would no longer be a problem.

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Cream cheese. Or cheesecake. Do those count?

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Change - the new BLEACH theme.

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Uhm... gee. Gael quality ground beef? I'm not really sure. I'm not as creative as the chef in the house. But it would be fancy. And it would probably sparkle.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Playing the violin. Dancing. Probably ballet dancing. She likes all kinds of dancing, but ballet would far be the most pretentious.

What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? She really didn't have imaginary friends. She had to grow up a little too fast. Though if she did have an imaginary friend it would have been a graceful geisha she would have a Japanese tea party with. That geisha would probably be wearing one of the kimonos her mother would hand make.

Cake or death? Cake. Oh boy cake. She loves cake. Especially with strawberries. Or any other fruit. Or angel food cake. Or a cake with whipped cream on it. Or... yeah.

If she could be Truffle for one day... She'd probably get pampered. She'd make sure her coat was well brushed, her nails were painted, her food was more delicious than whatever it is the human is eating, and her bed was properly fluffed. As if she doesn't get spoiled enough at home.

 

The (unenthused) target of these questions is Ming Jian Yuan.


1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Leiolepis gutata (Giant Butterfly Agama).
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
He doesn't get to be nearly active enough when he's stuck keeping an eye on me. Also, he's read every book in the apartment twice, and is more than ready to move on to a larger selection.
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Dou ban jiang.
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Not only would he survive, he'd organize a successful resistance force, probably using a stolen airline carrier as a base (Miles and miles of ocean make a great barrier to zombie attacks, didn't you know that?), with stolen helicopters and destroyer-class battle ships tacked on to the flotilla for assault capabilities (After all, the best defense is a good offense.), and over time he'd add a few captured cruise ships for extra housing space. He would also rescue as many scientists and medical doctors as he could, for the express purpose of attempting to find a cure.
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Cablanca.
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
"Amnesia" by Chumbawumba. He heard it on the radio once, and can only remember the chorus line: "Do you suffer from long term memory loss? I don't remember."
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
A pasty. A whole bunch of them, in fact. Sub-par, since they'll be made with ground beef instead of steak, but better than meatloaf, which is pretty much the only other thing I know how to make with the stuff.
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Re-potting a bonsai.
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
His name was Xiao, and that's all Jian Yuan will say.
10. Cake or death?
He doles out death pretty regularly, yes. However did you know? Did the guns tip you off?

BONUS
If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
Figure out how to catch his own tail.

 

Done in Babette's "voice."

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A Sea serpent.

2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
You try being inside a box for months at a time in a dark closet and see how you like it!

3.What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Salt, to keep the bad spirits at bay.

4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
I may get a nibble, but not much else. I just look tasty.

5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Celtic Promise because if you’re going to be a cheese, you might as well have a really cheesy name!

6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Monster Mash. I’m in a Cryptozoology club, so it’s a theme song of sorts. I hate it.

7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
I would hope Nicky, my human handler, would first wonder what that pound of ground beef was doing in a Dollheart Street Raider outfit and inside a Volks box! But knowing her, there are no guarantees.

8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Bathing in champagne.

9.What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Skelly! I made him into a doll. He’s grumpy, kooky, and can be violent if provoked. He’s my hero!

10.Cake or death?
Is there a dolly afterlife? It’d be kind of cool to find out, but since Nicky would freak, I guess I’d pick dessert. *sighs*

Bonus: If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
Howl at the moon!

Happy Anniversary DoA!

 

I'm answering for Ezra^^

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
   Well he IS a dragon....but if he was a non-mythological reptile, he would be a snake. A Scarlet Kingsnake to be specific...why? Because it's red and generally loud colored.
   
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
   My living standards are definitely not up to par with his requirements. No huge and expensive Penthouse, no brand-name clothes, no expensive car...
   
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
   Curry. I have no idea why...
   
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
   Oh definitely. And he would get rich in the meantime...first by betting on the spread speed of the apocalypse, then making bets among the zombies about killing and eating each other. After the zombies ate each other extinct he would live as a king until his money and/or luck ran out.
   
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
   Gouda cheese...because it comes in red wax coating. And because cheese in red wax coating looks rare and expensive, but if you get closer, it's just regular cheese inside.
   
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
   the altered version of Bad Moon on the Rise (made by one of his teammates just for the sake of irritating him). The lyrics go like this:
   
   "There's a bathroom on the right"
   
   Yes, he can't get it out if his head ever since XD
   
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
   Hm, I was actually having beef lasagna...but if it were Ezra, I would totally eat him raw as a steak tartare. Hey, I'm Hungarian, it's a popular gourmet dish around here
   
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
   Well, Ezra is the perfect example of being a snob even without any new hobbies. He's playing high stakes poker, buys expensive brand-name clothes, and has a jaguar. If he were any more snooty I would disown him...
   
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
   He didn't have one. But he shared his thoughts with his teddy bear, called Horatio.
   
   
10. Cake or death?
    Cake! Please! Now!

And for the bonus...

If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?

If I were Truffle, I would board a plane, travel to Hungary, convince my - Smaug's - father with my superior cuteness and excellent manners that he really wants a pomeranian puppy...then I would have just enough time to travel back to Armeleia and Junkets, because leaving them alone with Farinelli is unacceptable.

 

Llyr says...

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?

Erm...I am already a dragon. Perhaps you are referring to a land reptile? If so I would love to be a Komodo dragon. So fierce!

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?

My owner has not seen fit to give Tesni back her wings!
Me: Your Tesni takes up too much damned room on the shelf.
-_-

What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?

Caviar!

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?

It depends. Can the zombies swim? *toothy grin*

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?

Blue cheese of course.

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?

Little Bird, Little Bird by Elizabeth Mitchell.
(He's thinking about his son, Morgen.)

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?

Eugh, beef? Did it have to be beef? Ah well. Steak tartare it is then.

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?

Me: Smugly playing the flute.
I believe the word you were looking for was "beautifully".

What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?

I do so miss that little electric eel...

Cake or death?

Both. *another toothy smile*

If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?

Go play with Morgen. He could use a nice pet.

 

Written for Izzie (she got sidetracked with cleaning the keyboard

If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Baby Sea Turtle

Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
I carry her around in my purse all the time. She finds it very constricting and insulting.

What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Ketchup, the condiment of Kings!

Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
She thinks so, having watched Zombieland she knows the rules *nods*

If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Swiss, 'cause it's 'holy'.

Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
500 Miles by The Proclaimers

Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
TACOOOOOOOOSSSS

Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Polishing doorknobs...

What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
A quiet, white and somewhat mute little fairy called Briar...

Cake or death?
Uhh, cake please.
"Well we're OUTTA cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush!"

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do?
She would bark at the mailman and chase him down the street!!

 

The Meme of Even More Stupidity

I choose Porridge to do this on

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A dragon. A pretty yellow one, apparently...
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? Probably because of Vergil trying to eat her
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? She favors Kewpie mayonnaise on EVERYTHING
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Yes, she is a fairy, and would just hide in a tree for a while. And burn things.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Mozzarella.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? (I don't know) Why by Cuckooland
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Mince sandwiches, Porridge's favourite
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting things that I can't see.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A candycane called Frank
   
10. Cake or death? Do you have a flag?
    

And BONUS QUESTION!

* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? Scare Vergil so he stops eating her hair!

 

Mademoiselle Victoria speaks...

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A reptile? How decidedly unbecoming. I suppose...a frilled lizard. Something charming and pretty.

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Well, how is a Lolita supposed to dress without any proper undergarments?!
(Me: I'll get to it soon! I promise!)

3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Sugar, for one's tea and for making candied blossoms for tea sweets.

4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Probably not. My sister would love to do scientific experiments on them though, I'm certain.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Camembert.

6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
"Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates. Why couldn't I get Bach stuck in my head instead?

7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
*Sigh* knowing my father, I would become some sort of strange Asian-fusion curry.

8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
I already embroider and study art history. Tatting, perhaps.

9.What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
I had a imaginary boy who would play with me. I taught him to dance the minuet. He was so polite too. We took tea together every afternoon after he organized an "expetition" to raid the pantry for cookies.

10.Cake or death?
Cake. Like petit fours. Death isn't pretty.

Bonus: If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
I would trot around and wear pretty collars while being an extra-polite pup while everyone fawned over me.
(Me: I know a couple ankles I'd like to "water"...)

 

Responses coming from Cedric,
<<<This guy.

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A turtle so he wouldn't have to explain to every girl he's ever dated why he always gets cold feet, then spends the rest of the week hiding in his shell.

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Cedric is sick of living with me because I (read: my bank account) "simply don't understand his physical needs as a young man" and therefore won't buy him a female companion. . .yet.

3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Cedric's favorite condiment is Nutella because it's cheap and doesn't require much effort.

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Cedric has a vast knowledge of all things undead. He does not fear, he waits.

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Those little Laughing Cow Gouda cheeses, mostly because they don't require much effort and when the wax is removed, you can throw it at your friends. Or chew on it. . .weirdo.

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
The poor internet savvy boy is stuck with Daveroll. Let's just say it's getting THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST . . .but I digress.

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
His friends always told him not to let his meatloaf. *is shot*

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Cedric is collecting the most powerful designer brews from around the world. He is currently sipping a glass of "The End of History" whilst draped across a spampy chaise longue by the fireplace.

9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Cedric's imaginary friend when he was just a lad was a cute little girl with red hair and freckles. They played on the swingset and went fishing together by the creek near his house. He's a good boy at heart.

10. Cake or death?
Death by cake?!?

BONUS: If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
In Cedric's exact words "sleep."

As for blue bananas and full moons in february, I think we're safe. Cedric fears February and bananas aren't the first thing a twenty-somethings bachelor thinks to eat.

 

As my Crobidoll Mikhail Silence:

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? An African King Cobra. He's always wanted to be able to walk on stomach muscles.
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?He would feel that as the alpha male in the house, he could provide better if he weren't being cuddled by females all dayXD.
   
3. What is your doll�s favorite condiment? Sour Cream! That stuff can go on anything!
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Yes, but he'd be quite lonely.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Bree. They name is fancy and it goes well with wine.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can�t your doll get out of his or her head? "Dancing Queen" by Abba. Though he'd never listen to it and it gets stuck in your head like peanut butter on the roof of a dogs mouth.
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Tacos!! Hey, he'll at least be covered in that Sour Cream he likes.
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Badminton. Though I'll never tell him it's tennis with the ball made to look like a ghost.
   
9. What was your doll�s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A glob of cute jell-o that was strangely smart. He wanted to have a friend that if he got upset with he or stranded he could eat and not feel bad about it.
   
10. Cake or death? Well he's already dead so I guess he gets to have his cake and eat it too.
11. He also swears to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February.
    
12. And if he were Truffle for a day he'd stare into the mirror to see if he could find that cute dog he saw the other day.
    

 

Lynxx

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A snake, pretty and somewhat elegant (just forget about the feeding)
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? She has to share me with my bf :p
3.What is your doll’s favorite condiment? Chicken spices
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Yeh, she would be the one carrying the big gun and lots of knives to fight off the zombies
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? A Brie, soft and nice in the beginning, but leave it alone (aka ignore) it/her for a while and it turns nasty :p
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Caramelldansen (she doesn't mind having it in her head, she just can't stop singing :-O)
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? spagetti
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Kitesurfing
9.What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A second her, double the imba-ness :p
10.Cake or death? Cake ... where? oh gone already >.< Next time share it!!!

If Lynxx was Truffle, she would act like the most annoying dog in the world and be rewardsd for it :p (and sit next to the table begging for leftovers)

 

Answering for Jasper. :3

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
A turtle because she finds them cute! :3 (They're actually one of her favourite animals) Plus, then she could hang out with her two pet turtles. (x

2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Probably because she's sick of me taking her head off so I can make her clothes! (It's much easier when she's headless, but she thinks I do it just to annoy her. ;D)

3. What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Any type of ice cream sauce, if that counts. I'm pretty sure she's the type of person who would eat it straight out the bottle. XD

4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Um... She'd like to think so. I kinda think she'd try to talk to them though and then they'd eat her. D:

5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
A Cheese string, haha. Probably because they're kind-of a novelty and kids always want them for some reason... Although I'm not saying that kids want Jasper or anything. :P In her own words, "Because they're fun! " Mhm... xP

6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
Probably an annoying song from an advert... Like the "We buy any car, dot com!" one. Or Go Compare. D:

7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Resin flavoured shepard's pie? D:

8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
An art critic or something. She'd be all, "-turns up nose-" and using convoluted ways to say she liked or disliked something. xP Oh, and looking down on people who just say things like, "that's nice", haha.

9. What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
Probably someone just like her. A twin or something.

10. Cake or death?
Cake, of course!

BONUS: If you could be Truffle for one day, what would you do?
In her own words, after seeing Truffle's picture : "Hug myself! " haha

Oh and I swear to never eat blue bananas under a full moon during February. ;D

 

Answering for Saar

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? Probably a small snake, one that uses poison
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I'm not tidy/clean enough, she's a nit-picky girl when it comes to how clean her house is.
   
3. What is your doll’s favourite condiment? Mustard
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? I think so... no one beats her when it comes to fighting with a rolling pin, which she almost always has within arm reach.
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? Old Amsterdam, salty, tasty and expensive
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? Head like a hole by N.I.N, not her kind of music but it is such a nice song to clean to XD
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? I ain't much of a cook
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? golfing
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? I guess she didn't had one, she probably played with dolls a lot
   
10. Cake or death? Of course cake, Saar loves to bake!
    
11. Bonus! She would want to get brushed, and walk around being pretty XD
    

 

I'm doing these for my little Shannon!

1. If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be? A crested gecko! Small and cute with no eyelids. Gotta lick those babies to clean 'em!
   
2. Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why? I'm a bit... rough with him. He doesn't want rough cuddles!
   
3. What is your doll’s favorite condiment? I have raised him well... his favorite condiment is bacon!
   
4. Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse? Shannon? Survive? XD HAH! He'd become one of the zombies
   
5. If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be? CHEESE IN A CAN.
   
6. Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head? The Little Shop of Horrors theme song.
   
7. Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight? Hamburger Helper!
   
8. Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing? Collecting classic muscle cars.
   
9. What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny? A little fox. It's still around. Somewhere...
   
10. Cake or death? You kidding me? Cake!
    

 

For Tebaldi:
(This be me talking in parentheses)

1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
The Kraken!
(I'm pretty sure that's a cephalopod dearie)
Ok ...One of the Great Old Ones then. One of them MUST be a lizzard!
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
She's a landlubber!
(True fax)
3.What is your doll’s favorite condiment?
Condiments? You get condiments? Pirate rations suck.
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
I has weapons and skills.
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
Guiness chedder.
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can’t your doll get out of his or her head?
Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me....
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Don't even think about it.
(I wasn't I swear. But probably a cheeseburger.)
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Gunsmithing
9.What was your doll’s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
I once drew a face on a powder keg. That count?
(Awwwww)
I blew it up.
()
10.Cake or death?
We're gonna run out of cake.

And BONUS QUESTION!


* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? Finally learn the answer to one of life's great questions: I wonder what THAT tastes like?

 

Answering for Reija!


1.If your doll was a reptile, what sort of reptile would he or she be?
Ooooooh a Gecko!
2.Your doll has decided he or she is sick of living with you. Why?
Because I wouldn't give my chocolate up! *nodnod*
3.What is your doll&#8217;s favorite condiment?
Ketchup!
4.Would your doll survive the zombie apocalypse?
Hell yeh, she has her Fae powers!
5.If your doll was a cheese, what kind of cheese would he or she be?
That holey stuff *hates cheese*
6.Quick! Before it drives him or her crazy, what song can&#8217;t your doll get out of his or her head?
I know a song that will get on you nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves....*shifty eyes*
7.Oh no! Your doll has suddenly become a pound of ground beef! What dish are you having for dinner tonight?
Beefburgers and curly fries....YUM
8.Your doll has taken up a pretentious hobby. What is he or she snootily doing?
Collecting anything weird and unusual with Hello Kitty on it....much like her owner XD
9.What was your doll&#8217;s imaginary friend like when he or she was just a little tiny?
She didn't actually have one..
10.Cake or death?
Cake....cake over death anytime, unless we're talking Death by Chocolate..cake!

And BONUS QUESTION!
* If you could be Truffle (that's me!) for one day, what would you do? Pee on the carpet and see if I can get away with it, with my cute little eyes!