The Corrupt a Wish Game!

granted! but they all send viruses accidentally.
I wish my mp sales posts (posting them later today) will do well! I need that cash...

 

Granted, but paypal is being an *ss and all the payments suddenly dissapear, so, you're left without the money.

I wish I made more time to do stuff with my dolls again, I've just kept them in their boxes the last year...

 

Granted! But you are so out of practice you keep making silly mistakes!

I wish I had more motivation to sew doll clothes.

 

Granted! But the clothes you sew don't come out good
I wish it were easier to find wigs for Lati White!

 

granted but the color you want is sold out.
I wish I could do face ups like Luts face ups :P

 

Granted, but every face-up you do, isn't quite it, so you still don't like it.

I wish I wouldn't miss my ex-bf's BJD's. (I certainly don't miss him haha)

 

granted! but it's because they all mysteriously look like him now so you hate them!
I wish handmade doll items (ahem etsy) didn't have such a big markup.

 

Granted, but now all the items you find there are either of terrible quality, in the wrong sizes, or simply not what you're looking for. Darn!

I wish April Story would open up production for Classy Doll bodies again.

 

Granted! Unfortunately, even though they're producing them, they don't make the bodies open to the public. Good luck getting one!

I wish I had more of an assortment of shoes for my boy.

 

Granted, but now your outfit collection is lacking as you have too many shoes.

I wish I could decide on a color palette for my dolls face up.

 

Granted! But when you find the shades you really *must* have, they're all in a really pricey brand.

I wish I could just "zen" some awesome Lolita sewing patterns.

 

granted, but non of them are in the size you need.

I wish I could find some dolly clothes crochet or knitting patterns!

 

granted! but you don't have the correct size of needles!
I wish this stupid cat of mine would leave my dolls and stuff alone!! (She's in heat... again...)

 

Granted! But she gets pregnant and has kittens, and now they won't leave your dolls alone.

I wish I knew for sure whether or not the bodies I'm eyeing for my floating head would actually fit/match.

 

Granted! But the bodies end up being super floppy, no matter what you do.

I wish I could go to a big doll convention.

 

Granted! While you're there, the convention center is placed on lockdown due to some outside disaster, and you aren't let out for over a week.

I wish I had dolls of my twins, I want them home with me!

 

granted! But somehow they ended up as conjoined twins!

I wish resin matching was easier

 

Granted, all resin is the same: an ugly shade of forest green.


I wish I could guarantee that I'll have a job this summer, so I can make more money!

 

(Sorry, my computer was being late at replying)

Granted! But your summer job comes with a coworkers who don't understand your love of dolls so they think you're odd. (Which is why we're members of this forum because it's wonderful to have friends with like-minded interests!)

I wish I could have a life-sized BJD to use for modeling for drawing~

 

Granted! but the bjd can't pose at all

I wish my money would show up on paypal so I could FINALLY order some doll stuff.

 

granted! but your stuff takes forever to ship
I wish I could sell enough stuff to make the money I need to afford a faceup for my new DC Larry

 

Granted! You make more than enough, but your DC Larry smashes!

I wish my doll would come faster!

 

Granted! But it got sent to the wrong address..

I wish I could afford a Dollshe - Venitu.

 

Granted! In fact you get all the money of your dreams! Your friends start treating you differently, expecting you to pay for their stuff, some you loose contact with as they no longer are comfortable with the changes to your character. You grow jaded, the only friends you can hold on to are the ones you can buy and in the end, you can't even hold on to them.

Not trying to say you or anyone would become bad from having money, just trying to be creative ^^;

I wish I had more space to display my dolls.

 

Granted, but you have less dolls to display!

I wish I could find a decent stylized pony doll.

 

Granted! You find that one pony, perfect from nose to tail, but also a long sold LE1 in the world and all you can do is admire it from afar.

I wish large centaur BJDs were more common.

 

You do! Too bad they all smell bad.

I wish I had a good sewing teacher so I could learn to sew.

 

Granted! But they want to be paid in dolls- your dolls to be exact.

I wish I had doll sized board games.

 

Granted! But then someone spills the box and loses half the pieces.

I wish I could decide on a new name for my tiny.

 

granted! But he doesn't like it and refuses to cooperate with you in terms of posing and photoshoots
I wish I was more skilled at making miniatures

 

Granted! They are stunning miniatures but they break at touch.

I wish I could start a successful BJD company!

 

Granted! But you have no time to make the dolls!

I wish I could just automatically afford every doll I want ;A;

 

Granted~ But oh crap, all the dolls you want are always sold out~ ;o;/

I wish Chinese Airmail suddenly would hurry up so my head arrives before my vacation. ToT

 

Granted! But your doll arrives damaged

I wish I had all the equipment I need to make wigs/clothes/jewellry for my dolls

 

Granted! However you find the pieces too small and fiddly..

I wish that I could find a unicorn for my girly to befriend when she finally arrives..

 

Granted! But the unicorn loses its horn and becomes just a regular horse

I wish I could get the faceup right on my Uhui head

 

Granted! But the you accidentally drop the head and breaks
I Wish i could buy 2 dolls this year!

 

Granted, but none of the dolls you can afford are dolls you actually like.

I wish I was better at saving money...

 

Granted! You become so good at saving money that you'll become a millionaire. But you won't spend willingly even a penny just like any other millionaire

I wish I could be a bjdoll. Enough with the expectations of the society!

 

granted! but you always have to wait for a human to move you, you have no free will!
I wish the eyes i ordered last month would get here soon. they are late!

 

Granted! But you find yourself in a home too small to house all of your BJDs.

I wish this rain would go away! >.>

 

Granted! However it begins to snow..

I wish I could work out how to use some of the doll sites, it is all too confusing for a newbie like me..

 

granted! but there's no tracking...
I wish my lucky bags from my etsy will sell well! I have high hopes

 

Granted but after people purchase them and you ship them, they get delivered to the wrong country.

I wish I could get a Ringdoll Zombie Sol.

 

Granted~ But he unfortunately arrives at your place being all broken... ToT

I wish I had materials for a nice face up at home.

 

granted! but the weather turns on you..
I wish I could find a good canadian faceup artist so i wouldn't have to pay so much shipping

 

Granted, but now they REALLY need clothing, and 2 of them REFUSE to stick to the styles you'd envisioned for them. So now you need more.

I wish my sink wasn't broken.

 

Granted! However you leave the taps on and flood the room..

I wish that I could lose weight faster...

 

granted! but every pound you lose, your dolls gain!
I wish the weather here wasn't so temperamental

 

Granted! but now it is in a constant state of severe thunderstorms.

I wish I had more msc.

 

granted, but all the people you scheduled with are now completely pissed with you.

I wish I had more time in my hands

 

Granted, but now your hands are no longer attached to your arms.

I wish I was penniless....!

 

Granted, but now you want so many dolls.

I wish i had money!

 

Granted! But it is in a different currency...

I wish I wasn't so tired...