The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted! You're not scared to make Face-up on doll. But now you're scared of touching your doll! Kinda makes it difficult to make the face up though, lol

I wish doll items would never go out of stock.

 

granted! But now everything is extremely rushed in order to keep up stock and as a result is of poor quality.
I wish my DC order wasn't sitting in Kentucky

 

Granted! But the Wifi goes out and you can't do anything on it now.

I wish my doll didn't have to be restrung.

 

Granted~ But it doesn't help posing or anything.

I wish my dolls faceups would stop chipping x.x;

 

Granted! Your face up is no longer chipping but now the face up is like porcelain doll paint and can not be changed or removed.

I wish mohair would come in long enough lengths I could make a Rapunzel wig for my sd size doll.

 

Granted! But the mohair is ridiculously expensive and in order to even afford it, you'd have to sell a few dolls.

I wish that company faceups would last forever.

 

Granted but therefore company faceups all don't look like you imagine/want them to be.

I wish the postman would finally come -runs around- X.X

 

granted! you sap my energy and I get to spend all day cuddling in bed doing nothing
I wish my dolls would hurry up and clear customs so they'll get here sooner

 

Granted! For better and faster than ever customer service, your customs office even uses a transporter nowadays. Too bad the different parts of your dolls - heads, bodies, hands, feet (you get the idea) got all mixed up on their millisecond trip. Better get the restringing tools ready!

I wish my unoa boy Ryuki wasn't so floppy.

 

Granted! Your Ryuki is no longer floppy...as all his joints have now fused together into a solid mass of resin. Tragically, he is now forever stuck in a most perverted grinning pelvic-thrust pose.

I wish I could find an SD-sized car...

 

granted! but it's barbie pink!
I wish I could go to Vegas and win big at slots!

 

Granted! but to afford the trip, you have to sell all of your dolls, and can't find them to repurchase them in the end.

I wish my bills would disappear so I could buy more dolls.

 

Granted! They disappear because you now live in a box under the bridge.

I wish for a new job.

 

Granted! But soon after you win the lottery and don't need to work for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go out and socialise.

 

Granted! But your socializing includes angry mob that you try to calm down unsuccessfully!

I wish people who knew nothing about how to sell dolls efficiantly would get punished

 

granted! But now the doll hobby shrinks significantly
I wish I could order my Big Dipper tomorrow (((

 

Granted! But you with your dolls get stuck high up in the tree so a rescue squad has to come take you down again.
I wish I had a doll stand for each of my dolls.

 

Granted! But each one is absurdly oversized and takes up a ridiculous amount of space.

I wish I had shown some restraint at dinner!

 

Granted! You ate a very light dinner but will wake up at midnight hungry and the fridge is empty.

I wish I had a dust free house especially where I display my dolls.

 

Granted! Your entire house is now dust free thanks to the innovative new dust-removal system, DustBeGone7500! Unfortunately, the system has a few...bugs...Since the majority of dust comes from dead skin cells and other human debris, the system detects you as the primary source of the dust it is supposed to remove and therefore constantly chases you around your house in an attempt to eliminate you and any other human or animal that tries to come into your house.

I wish I could find a good Mohawk wig.

 

Granted! You find an awesome, super realistic Mohawk but then you decide to try and style it yourself, put tons of hairspray in it and in the end it's so stiff everything breaks off.

I wish I could boost my speed doing faceups by ten times!

 

Granted! You stay in all day playing with your dolls and even choose to ignore your phone. Later that night you find you missed a very important appointment.

I wish I could have the perfect sewing and doll work room in my house.

 

Granted! You now have the ultimate sewing/work room in your house. Tragically, the contractors you hired to create said room were a bit inept, and forgot to include any doors or windows into the room, so it is completely sealed off. Also, they were a bit turned around at the time of construction, and have forgotten just where in your house the room is for you to try and tear down a wall to gain entry. To make matters even worse, one of the contractors unexpectedly died during the construction and has since become a poltergeist hell-bent on haunting this totally awesome room for all eternity.

I wish every limited doll I missed out on would become magically available to me!

 

granted! But they're all ABS versions and off-topic for DOA.
I wish the gosh darn post truck would hurry up with my DC order!!!!!

 

Granted! But in all this great hurry, the driver cannot slam the brakes soon enough and crashes into your front yard, leaving a goant hole in the fence.

I wish humidity levels would sink here.

 

Granted, but it's an automated response to say they're away on holiday and won't be back for a month.

I wish I could go to the sewing shop already!

 

Granted! You can surely go to the sewing shop but you aren't allowed to buy anything.

I wish I could decide whether to use watercolor pencils on face up or only stick with paint and brushes...

 

Granted! But the material you use is cheap and leaves bad results while the material you decided not to use would have been flawless.

I wish I didn't have to dig through mountains to find that one dolly thing I'm looking for.

 

Granted! You don't have to dig anymore because everything is spread out neatly side by side across all of the floors and every other surface in your house, you have attach ropes to the ceilings to swing on so you won't step on or break anything.

Arrgh! I wish I could type faster!

 

Granted! You have crazy fast typing skills. So fast that you ignite your keyboard and it explodes right in front of you.

I wish I had more doll shoes.

 

Granted! You now have doll shoes galore, but for yourself all that you have left is one pair of holey galoshes.

I wish I wasn't afraid of moths eating my dolls anymore.

 

Granted, you paid them all off~ But the companies for all your layaways still need several months of production time.

I wish my head will arrive before I am off for my holiday trip.

 

Granted, but since they rushed the delivery, the head was damaged.

I wish I had more doll money.

 

Granted, but now you have no money for food or utilities.

I wish the house wasn't roasting.

 

Granted, but now your heater doesn't work and a blizzard unexpectedly hits.

I wish that I had more natural light in my craft room.

 

Granted! But with the natural light comes the uv rays which sap all of the red pigments in your resin family.
resulting in green and yellow dolls!

I wish I had more room to display my dolls.

 

Granted! You display room has now taken over your living room and dining room, but all the furniture is BJD size and you no longer have people size furniture.

I wish I could get more sewing done in a day.

 

granted! But it's raining...
I wish I didn't feel so sick. I want to play with my dolls

 

Granted. But you gain a healing power which obligates you to help the sick and injured leaving no time for dollies.

I wish bjds were commonplace.

 

Granted! BJDs are commonplace, but those available are all cheaply made and look pretty much the same.
I wish every company would string their dolls with S-hooks.

 

granted! But they're all made of cheap nickel and stain the inside of the doll.
I wish my new snail's (DC Larry) eyes weren't so hard to change! Damn 8mms...

 

Granted! But now they won't stay in no matter what you do.

I wish that I had more tiny lace to work with.

 

Granted! But the lace is so small you need a magnifying glass to see it

I wish I had the motivation to finish blushing my doll.

 

Granted but the body blushing get so extreme they get spartan like painted abs.

I wish could buy my grail doll

 

Granted! You could buy your grail doll if you sold all your other dolls, which you do but gets you incredibly sad afterwards.

I wish I had already gotten into the hobby ten years ago!

 

Granted, now all you can do is sew and sew even though your hands are full of blisters and your dolls hardly wear the clothes because it is so much.

I wish I could buy the next doll I want and he is in stock but I can't buy anything until 2016 (a rule I put to myself).

 

Granted! Does it beat out the disappointment of breaking your own rules and finding you have so little self control?

I wish I had more animal tinies!

 

Granted! You are gifted a dozen new animal tinies but they come with a card that says"do not feed". You think it's funny and ignor the warning. You leave cookies on the counter and when you get up the next morning all the animal tinies have come to life and made a disaster of your house.

I wish my my female BJDs had adjustable (increase/decrease) bust lines.

 

Granted! But the mechanism goes crazy, leaving one side super small, the other extra large. b

I wish there were no birds on my balcony whenever I'd like to spray MSC.

 

granted! But the local ecosystem collapses; as there are no more birds on your balcony... or at all...
I wish my new credit card would arrive faster!!!

 

Granted! But its not your card that arrives.

I wish i could fast forward all of the exams so I can go on a summer break.

 

Granted! But you failed a few along the way.

I wish I could afford more of the dolls on my wishlist. It's so nice to see the family list grow.