The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted. You forget what you had to do and don't remember till tomorrow...

I wish my new doll was here, already.

 

Granted! But it arrives in a steel box with a lock and no key!

I wish my day hadn't been so horrible.

 

Granted, but as you've already lived today, you are stuck with these memories.

And now for something a little different - a real life corrupted wish. My order arrived today, and it contained everything EXCEPT the one wig I went to that shop for in the first place!!

I wish I had my missing wig.

 

Granted! It gets delivered to you ASAP. But when you try it on your doll, you immediately hate the doll.

I wish I could come up with a name for my newest boy.

 

Granted! But still, everyone thinks he's a girl.

I wish I could order 2 dolls and a pair of jointed hands all at once.

 

Granted! But they are all shipped in different boxes and take forever to arrive!

I wish I were home to open my doll shipment waiting for me on my doorstep.

 

Granted, but while opening up you notice that the wrong items have been sent to you and your actual order was sent to a different person =3

I wish I knew where my clothes order is after being send out to me on monday and still not being here. -_-

 

Granted! You learn that you doll clothes have been sent to an address on the other side of the world.

I wish that I could order the wig that I want for Lillyth...

 

Granted you order the wig you want of Lillyth, however the wig that is shipped is the incorrect size.

I wish I could do Lyra's new faceup today!

 

Granted but the sealant you used turned to white and you had to do it all over again.


I wish a random person would gift a doll to me

 

Granted! This person found out that you really like dolls and because they've been stalking you for the past three years, they knew your address to order a doll for you. When you find out that your stalker gave you the doll, you can no longer look at it and try to sell it. Then your stalker tells you that if you sell the doll, they will kill you. So now your stuck with it.

I wish the doll I ordered would magically appear on my doorstep tomorrow.

 

Granted! Your doll magically appears on your doorstep, you stretch out your hand to grab it and... puff, it's gone as quick as it came.

I wish there were even tinier tools for sanding in between fingers and such.

 

Granted! But the tools are so tiny that only your dolls can hold them!

I wish that I could find the time and motivation to make a dollhouse for my dollies.

 

granted! But it's only in one scale and some of your dolls look funny in it.
I wish money grew on trees.

 

Granted! But the care and keeping of the money tree is so resource-intensive and pricey that it eats up any profit you might have had from it.

I wish I didn't have to make dinner!

 

granted! but now every pair of human shoes you buy isn't quite right!

I wish there were Pokemon anthro dolls!!

 

Granted! But they're constantly getting into battles and you don't have enough badges to make them listen to you.

I wish it would stop raining!

 

Granted! No more rain, but now it's so hot that you can barely breathe outside.

I wish that sewing for dolls was easier

 

Granted! Too bad it is now illegal.

I wish I could find cheap jointed hands.


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Granted! But the cheaper jointed hands will not match any of your dolls resin.

I wish more BJD companies would make a few older (as in aged) character dolls.

 

granted, but they're all octogenarians (80+)
I wish I got more sales in my etsy store

 

Granted! They are rude and demanding customers though.

I wish I could find the 'perfect wig'.

 

Granted, it is so perfect that it's the only one you'll tolerate seeing on a doll, ever. You're now obsessed with it, but everyone else wants to steal it from you.

I wish I knew French.

 

Granted, but now you only speak in French and totally forget your native language.

I wish this term was over.

 

Granted, but you got bad grades.

I wish my hair was longer.

 

Granted, but it only affects your leg hair.

I wish I could keep a decent sleep schedule.

 

Granted, but due to that, you lose your job.

I wish I could find a 1/3 scale wooden desk for a reasonable price.

 

Granted, but the infinite fabric proves too much for your living space and your house gets taken over by endless fabric.

I wish this hobby wasn't so expensive.

 

Granted! Everything is cheap... and poor quality.

I wish I could get a summer job to save up for BJD's.

 

Granted! But then you work so much that you do not have time for dolls any more and fall out of the hobby.

I wish I had more clothes for my SID boy.

 

Granted! But they are all in horrible condition.

I wish I was good at doll faceups.

 

Granted! but it's now the only dolly related thing you're good at...

I wish the Canadian dollar was stronger and the USD-CAD exchange rate didn't suck so bad...

 

Granted! To make up for it, all prices across the US and Canada skyrocket.

I wish all my classes could be as awesome as my science class was.

 

Granted! But now all science is mind-numbingly dull.

I wish someone would bring me mofongo for dinner!

 

Granted! But they get hungry on the way there and eat it all!

I wish that I had a bed in an SD size

 

Granted! But in order to get it, your own bed was taken away from you.

I wish I had a better camera to take doll photos with

 

Granted! But in order to get the camera, your house/apartment will be taken away

I wish my pets didn't try to eat my dolls

 

Granted, but your dolls try to eat your pets instead

I wish there was more clothing for non-standard sized dolls.

 

Granted! But now there's no clothing for standard-sized dolls.

I wish I could get my twin dolls!

 

Granted! But you had to sacrifice all your other dolls to get them.

I wish I had more room to display my dolls.

 

Granted! Now you must do bathroom activities outside.

I wish I could find a good scale bjd cat so my dolls could have a pet.

 

granted! But it's alive and behaves like a real cat!
I wish I didn't get sick all the time

 

Granted! Your health is improved and your busy all the time.

I wish my dolls props took up less storage space.

 

Granted, but they don't sell the doll you want anymore

I wish I could get my credit card already so I can finish paying off my dz megi >.<

 

Granted, but when it arrives you lose it, and then you have to report it stolen, and wait just as long for a replacement to arrive.

I wish I had the time and money to attend Resin Hearts!

 

Granted! But as soon as you get there, you find that the event has shut down due to a huge disaster and you have to go home empty handed.

I wish I had my own hobby room.

 

Granted~ But the door to your new hobby room is locked and you lost the key ;P

I wish my boy's clothes finally were here... ToT

 

Granted! But they arrive damaged.

I wish I could get a sewing machine so I can finally get to sew clothes for my dolls.

 

Granted! But it's vintage and there are no tutorials on youtube to help you string the needle and bobbin!
I wish the mail would come faster

 

Granted! It comes at you so fast that it breaks the sound barrier, disintegrates upon impact, and leaves a flaming hole in your mailbox.

I wish I had ideas about what to sew for my dolls...

 

Granted! Unfortunately, the fabric and supplies you need to make your creations must be imported from far, far away.

I wish I could take my dolls to work with me.

 

Granted! Then your dolls magically become the tiny avengers and fly off to fight crime. They only come to visit on rare occasions.

I wish I could find more fantasy themed props for my SDs.

 

Granted! You find tons of free plans for props, decide to get yourself a 3d-printer, but can't stop printing them out till your whole house is flooded with plastic parts.

I wish I could make "early to bed, early to rise" my motto so I had more daylight time to work on my doll projects.

 

Granted, but now you have no creativity or ideas for your doll projects!

I wish I wasn't so scared of taking Musou apart so I can fix his elastic ;A;

 

Granted, but now you don't have the right size of elastic.

I wish I wasn't scared of doing face ups on dolls.