The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted! But the kid delf bodies that are sold are all the totally wrong skin tone ;P

I wish my Xiao Ji head arrives before I am off for a holiday trip in early June ;o;/

 

Granted, but it's the wrong color!!

I wish I had more money for the DollBakery pre-order.

 

Granted, but the pre-order event is cancelled.

I wish I had Mnf Celine Morning Glory.

 

Granted! You get her, but she is horribly damaged.

I wish I could finish school sooner so i can get a summer job to save up for the doll I want to buy.

 

Granted, but your grades aren't that good so you don't get a job.

I wish I had chocolate.

 

Granted! But the chocolate is a type you dont like.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

(funny, a chocolate I don't like.)

Granted, but the tree is too tall for you to climb.

I wish I had some steak right nowwww.

 

(me too qwq)

Granted, but it's very charred and over cooked, terrible to eat.

I wish I was less lazy.

 

Granted, but now you're so on the go you can't calm down enough to sleep.

I wish I had a bigger appetite.

 

Granted, you are so focused you don't even move away from your project to eat, sleep or anything and finally collapse from exhaustion.

I wish I magically knew how to sew well for dolls.

 

Granted! But now you can't find any decent fabric.

I wish the weather was better today!

 

Granted, the weather today is great. But therefore it is terrible for the rest of the week ;P

I wish I had a decent pair of shorts and shoes for Reito finally <.< -won't get the shorts and shoes I ordered back in February since they weren't available anymore- ToT

 

Granted, but the shoes are too snug for the dolls feet, and the shorts arrive with a broken zipper and missing waist band snap.

I wish I had better fabric sources locally for sewing for my dolls.

 

Granted, but the fabric is so expensive that you can't afford to buy it!

I wish there was someone near me who has BJDs.

 

Granted, but they're very mean!

I wish finals had already come and gone, leaving me lots of time for doll stuff.

 

Granted, you slept through them!

I wish my phone and tablet had unlimited battery charge!

 

Granted, but they breaks the next day.

I wish I had an ice pack.

 

Granted, but you need to freeze them.

I wish my Lati Coco had not been water damaged by the postal system...

 

Granted, but that extra day, by law, requires you to do menial labour.

I wish the weather was nicer.

 

Granted! But the bright sunshine gives you a sunburn.

I wish it wasn't Sunday night.

 

Granted, it's never Sunday night.

I wish my hair wasn't so tangled.

 

Granted, you have perfectly beautiful straight hair but the static electricity makes it stand out all around your head.

I wish the housework fairies would come and clean my house.

 

Granted, but there's only one in the world and the owner refuses to sell it to you.

I wish there was better music on the radio.

 

Granted. But now good music can be found ONLY randomly on the radio, making CDs, mp3s, YouTube, etc useless.

I wish every company would offer a tan resin option.

 

Granted! But it's a bizarre neon-orange color.

I wish I could have sushi for lunch!

 

Granted, You get the address for a new Sushi bar and it turns out to be a SD size BJD Sushi Bar display and all the sushi is made of resin.

I wish for new display shelves to properly display all of my BJD collection.

 

Granted, but they break right after you put all your dolls on them.

I wish I could afford the dolls I want. D:

 

Granted! You buy all of the dolls you want, but none of them are shipped to you due to a year long postal strike.

I wish I had time to sew for my dolls.

 

Granted! You suddenly have no more engagements (no job, no studies, no friends), so you have all the time in the world~

I wish I had more money so I could afford the dolls and art supplies I want >.<

 

Granted! But your car breaks down and you have to spend your extra money on fixing it instead of art supplies and dolls.

I wish I had less homework.

 

Granted! But you've got a test, you don't know any of the answers, and you fail.
I wish I could afford to buy the doll of my dream

 

Granted but once you could afford him/her it is sold out ;D

I wish the post would hurry up and deliver my order finally... x.x

 

Granted! But in their rush to ship your package, it gets dropped and the contents are broken.
I wish I was good at doll faceups

 

Granted, but they're made of wax. How did that happen?

I wish I felt more productive than I do right now.

 

Granted! But in your productive mania you develop insomnia because you CAN'T STOP.
I wish my doll wig would arrive tomorrow!

 

Granted; the perfect material, color, and pattern! Unfortunately, its only available in terribly torn fabric remnants at the bottom of the 'returned items' bin.

I wish I could have enough doll-sized dessert props to fill a patisserie!

 

Granted! But they are all made from real food.

I wish pretty doll shoes were cheaper.

 

Granted, but now dolls themselves are too expensive.

I wish I could find more props for 1/4 scale dolls.

 

Granted! But all of your 1/4 dolls dissapear all of a sudden.

I wish I could rapidly improve my photography skills.

 

Granted! You can improve your skills. You just don't.

I wish there were planets out there with life, and that we as humans could discover them

 

Granted, but the beings from other planets are hostile against us humans and destroy Earth. ;o;

I wish the night would pass by faster. <.<

 

Granted! But now you lose sleep and are extremely tired during the day
i wish for this semester to end all ready

 

Granted! But you sleep through all of your finals and have to take your courses again over the summer!

I wish that this summer would get off to a perfect start...

 

Granted! Sadly the middle and the end of your summer aren't very good!

i wish I had 1000$ just to spend on dolls^_^

 

Granted! But all the dolls you want are sold out!

I wish my girls clothes would hurry up and get here..

 

Granted! Your package arrives and your so excited but to your dismay it is a sd70 boys outfit.

I wish I could have access to the costume department of the series "Once Upon A Time" with a magic wand that would allow me to miniaturize all of the cool costumes to fit my Iplehouse girls and guys.

 

Granted, but you find yourself miniaturized too.

I wish I had more time to do doll stuff.

 

Granted, however you have no social life and no friends now.

I wish I didn't hurt my toe like I just did. (I stubbed it against the kitchen table, OW!)

 

Granted, but instead, you bang your funny bone.

(Wow, above, a perfect wish granted - I love solitude!!!)

I wish I had bought the right size wigs for my new boy doll. Totally forgot to check what size was needed!

 

Granted! You are gifted a really nice doll case and it even has a lock! You lock the case by accident and realize the key is inside the case.

I wish there was a BJD store like Denver Doll Emporium in the city I live in.

 

Granted! A new shop opens up in your city but because of an accident it burns down on the next day.

I wish my mom would buy me my grail doll as birthday present.

 

Granted! But on the eve of your birthday you prick your finger on the spindles of a spinning wheel and... Fall into a one hundred year sleep!

I wish I had more time to work on my dolls roombox, with all the construction materials ready and handy in my possession.

 

Granted! However, your wish for more time has caused a rift in time itself; for you, time has ceased to flow, and you literally have all the time in the world to work on your roombox! For the rest of existence, time has stopped completely, so no one can stop you from just waltzing right into any store you choose and taking what you need to complete said roombox. To boot, you have been given the ability to restart time...at any time you desire! Unfortunately, as you turn your gaze to the sky, you notice a thousand comets roughly the size of Venus hurtling towards Earth, so if you do restart time, the Earth will be utterly destroyed. You eventually grow very lonely and a little bit insane.

I wish going to the dentist wasn't so painful...and painfully expensive.

 

granted but since it's now covered by insurance the service isn't so great. As for the pain, you now have no sensation at all. Mwahaha!
I wish my credit card would magically pay itself off so I can buy more dollies!!!!