The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, but now it takes longer to get to where you are. :P

I wish I had a pony.

 

You receive a porcelain pony through the mail.

I wish I was better at sewing clothes.

 

Granted, you are great at sewing, but you just don't have the materials you want.

I wish the weather could stay sunny for more than a day.

 

Granted. But it becomes so hot and yet the sunny weather won't go away.

I wish for self discipline! It's too hard without it in the doll world.

 

Granted! But your new self-discipline makes you obsessed with cross-fitness, and you're too busy at the gym to have time for your dolls.

I wish I could pay off my layaway early!

 

Granted! You make your payments early, but since you did so, you will be stuck on quick ramen 'diet' for the rest of the month!

I wish I didnt have to do final exams this year!

 

Granted! But now you have to come back and do them next year!

I wish my doll could grow his own body instead of me having to buy one... ),:

 

Granted! But its proportions are so awful and weird that you don't want anything to do with it.

I wish I didn't have such a headache!

 

(me too) Granted, you don't have a headache any more, but your tummy hurts like hell now.

I wish I could get a summer job to get money for the doll I'm earning for.

 

Granted, but it's an incredibly stressful job and hardly worth the pay.

I wish I could go to the mall.

 

Granted. You can go to mall, unfortunately it's also the day when zombie apocalypse hits

I wish to go to a doll meeting!

 

Granted! But the day it was scheduled on has a huge storm and it gets canceled ;_;

I also wish I could go to a doll meetup!

 

Granted! But you get lost on the way there and then your car breaks down so you miss the doll meet up and now have to pay a ton of money to fix your car.

I wish I had time to fix all my doll's face ups

 

Granted, but you don't have MSC to seal them. (I would never wish this on anyone, this is absolutely awful XD)

I wish my noodles weren't so hot.

 

Granted! But while you wait for them to cool down you forget you made them and they sit on a plate all night.

I wish I had another doll!

 

Granted! But it has a really strange expression on its face that creeps you out!

I wish I could find the Kelly patterns I have somewhere so I could make my Puki some more clothes.

 

Granted, but your sewing machine breaks and you cant find any needles for hand sewing.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt.

 

Granted! But without the pain you neglect to visit a doctor who would have discovered a spider had crawled into your stomach at night and laid hundreds of eggs which are beginning to hatch.

I wish my Puki's would come to life and help me work on their room.

 

Granted. But your puki will ruin the room with her/his "helpful" actions

I wish shojo mangas weren't so repetitive.

 

Granted! But the plots get so complicated that you have trouble following them.

I wish they made miniature dolls that are only a few inches tall!

 

Granted! But they are as poorly made like the kinderegg surprise toys!

I wish Euro and dollar value difference would be major again so the dolls I'd buy in dollars were so much cheaper

 

Granted! But the price of dolls went up. The price of dolls is so high that nobody buys them, and the companies stop making them because no one is buying. Now you live in a world where dolls are not made.

I wish I was home!

 

Granted! you're home now. But it burnt down :'D

I wish I'd stop wasting so much time on forums

 

Granted, you get banned from all the forums you are on and any other forum wont accept you because of your bad rep.

I wish I had infinite vanilla tea with baileys~

(I am slowly getting creeped out by the replies I get in this game o.o"")

 

Granted, but now that's all you can drink.

I wish I could find the right sized bulb for my desk lamp.

 

Granted! But the bulb is too dim and you can't see your work very well
I wish I had a tiny doll-sized sewing machine prop for my girl ^^

 

Granted! Unfortunately it's made out of what's left of your actual sewing machine.

I wish I hadn't put off my homework for so long, especially since there's a BJD meet tomorrow x.x

 

Granted, you had never put off your homework, but since you did so much, you got tired, fell asleep and missed your ride to the meet.

I wish I wasn't so spiteful.

 

Granted, but now you're too focused on how unspiteful (is that a word?) you are, you can't be anything else.

I wish my nose didn't feel like it was broken.

 

Granted! But now your hole body feels like its broken.

I wish there was mail on the weekends!

 

Granted! But the mail costs a lot of extra money on the weekends.

I wish weekends had three days.

 

Granted! But everything - and I mean everything - is closed on those 3 weekend days always.

I wish there were more IOS dolls sold on MP

 

Granted, but they are all BY FAR more expensive than you're willing to pay for them.

I wish I had some nice sewing skills. >-<

 

Granted! But now you have no time to sew.

I wish I knew where my box from Soom is.

 

Granted! But when you find the box it is water stained and ripped

I wish I had another set of 12mm eyes!

 

Granted! But it turns out they're not the color they were advertised as??

I wish I could figure out what I need to do to fix the situation I'm in.

 

Granted! But the solution you come up with doesn't work out in the long run.

I wish international shipping was cheaper!

 

Granted! But domestic shipping has gone through the roof.

I wish I had more hot wings!

 

Granted! But due to the hot-over-doze you throw up

I wish for fame!

 

Granted, but you're famous for a bad thing.

I wish I could sleep.

 

Granted, but you've terrible nightmares and even after waking up you still get flashback of them that scare you.

I wish I could sculpt my own doll head that fits my girl OC that I want to turn into a BJD. <.<

 

Granted!But her sculpted head has no facial features!

I wish I could get my grail doll. ;A;

 

Granted! But as soon as you get it, it spontaneously combusts in your hand.

I wish class was over

 

Granted! But you have to go to work/school and You have an important task to do which keeps your attention away from the thunderstorm.

I wish I could earn money to get a doll I want.

 

Granted! But now they're sold out!

I wish I hadn't put off my homework for so long...

 

You didn't, but you did the wrong assignment, d'oh!!!!

I wish I could hire someone sooner to build shelves for my doll room.

 

Granted! But once everything is done and you place your dolls on the shelves, the shelves come crashing down - with your doll!

I wish my husband wouldn't hate so much how much money I spent on dolls

 

Granted! He dosent hate you for spending money on dolls, but he spends so much himself that there is no extra money left.

I wish I could get a summer job so I can get a BJD I want.

 

Granted! But the hours are so long and it's so hot that you're too tired to play with your doll.

I wish my headache would go away!

 

granted! but you now have a stomach ache!

I wish that my dolls will get shipped soon!

 

Granted, they get shipped but then they get lost. (Oh Gosh, worst nightmare... x.x)

I wish I could find the perfect eyes for my incoming Xiao Ji head... x.x

 

Granted, but they're haunted by a vengeful spirit that takes over the head. Lucky it doesn't have legs to chase you with! It just floats instead.

I wish I had MonochromeAgent's amazing GLaDOS doll! She is amazing!

 

(I want to see this doll now)
Granted, but she comes alive and releases neurotoxin into your room and kills you.

I wish I didn't give myself a papercut just now.

 

Granted! However, it was fate that should have got that paper cut, as you were supposed to get up and find some antiseptic and a Band-Aid. Since you now didn't get a paper cut, you didn't get up to go take care of the cut, and therefore were sitting right where you were when a meteorite crashes through the roof and lands upon you, completely ruining your day. You are still alive, but pretty much ever bone from the neck down is completely shattered. Oh, and the meteorite was emitting a strange radiation, which inexplicably keeps your wounds from healing completely. As you sit there in your hospital bed staring at the ceiling, eating your liquefied meals through a straw, you think, "You know, in the grand scheme of things, paper cuts really aren't that big of a deal. Hmmm."

I wish I was brave enough to try customizing my own dolls myself.

 

Granted! But you only get to try: you totally fuck up in the process and ruin all your materials.

I wish I didn't have to walk in crutches tomorrow, I have an interview goddammit.

 

Granted! But the wrought gold bejeweled palanquin that you are carried in fails to impress your interviewers.

I wish I had more ambition to go out today!

 

Granted! But you have bad luck all week.

I wish my doll wasn't neked all the time and I could buy her clothes.

 

Granted! But the clothes are flea infested :/
I wish I could find someone selling a kid delf body so my head wouldn't be all decapitated :/

 

lol that was amazing