The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted! But when it shows up none of the clothes you have fit so your doll hides in a carrier in shame.

I wish someone would sell a full set Soom Breccia I could afford.

 

Granted, but the doll and clothes are so badly damages it's almost not worth it.


I wish it didn't take so long to ship dolls out D:

 

Granted, but they always ship to the wrong address.

I wish someone would make a sculpt that looks like Bill Bixby.

 

Granted, but they only sell ten and your computer glitches and you miss out. Doh!

I wish I could afford to buy the Doll Chateau kid body I want!

 

Granted, but when it arrives the body is smashed to pieces!

I wish I had the monies to splurge on a Alice's Collection shopping spree.

 

You end up having the money but the clothes you buy get seized by customs!

I wish I could choose a new doll to buy. I have the money I just can decide!

 

Granted, the perfect doll is sculpted by your favorite company, but when it arrives you find that it is very poor quality.

I wish I could find the perfect outfit for under $200

 

Granted! You find the perfect outfit...for $199.95

I wish I had more time and money to do more doll stuff

 

Granted, but only because you've become a paraplegic from an auto accident, won your lawsuit, and can no longer work or move about by yourself.

I wish someone would make a body for a doll that is in the proportions of a bodybuilder.

 

Granted, but the proportions of the muscles mean that it can only ever be posed flexing and standing and the weight means it falls over constantly.

I wish that I could discover I have a secret talent for customising dolls.

 

Granted, but it ends up bankrupting you from costs.

I wish someone would make blinking BJD eyes.

 

Granted, but they are battery operated and sound like a furby operating.

I wish I would wake up to find the freedom teller oxford shoes I want on my BJD's feet.

 

Granted, but the shoes and your BJD are ripped apart from your dog (if you don't have a dog you do now, his name is Chewie).

I wish i could finish this darn sewing assessment so i can start learning how to make doll clothes.

 

Granted! But your sewing machine breaks.

I wish I had a pretty wedding dress for my Dollzone Annie.

 

Granted! But she's left at the altar it doesn't fit properly at all! D:

I wish I was an expert at stringing and sewing outfits for my dolls.

 

Granted, but your strings are always too stiff and your outfits end up staining your dolls.

I wish that shipping for dolls didn't cost an arm and a leg.

 

Granted! It now literally costs you an eye.

I wish I could cut my wishlist down a bit.

 

Granted, because you begin to lose interest in the hobby.

I wish there was a physical BJD retailer in every state.

 

Granted! But because of the saturation of the market, companies start cutting corners to make a profit-- all dolls are made from cheap resin with bubbles and huge seam lines.

I wish I could find the perfec ratio of peach Patel to brown pastel for blushing.

 

Granted! But now you are completely out of both.

I wish I could decide whether to go ahead and pay off both my layaways or keep them going until the end...

 

Granted, you finally make your decision, but then you lose your source of income and are no longer able to do either.

I wish I had a better space to work on my doll.

 

Granted! But now you no longer have time.

I wish I lived in a dry climate so I could master faceups.

 

Granted! But...it appears that the area you live in is boiling hot, so you never have the motivation or energy to practice.

I wish I was an expert on sewing!

 

Granted! But your sewing machine is broken, you're out of thread, and the fabric stores are all closed in your area.

I wish I could find a fun, freaky doll for my teachers.

 

Granted! But you leave one of your dolls at one of the conventions.

I wish I could get Marketplace access sooner, so I can buy some clothes for my dolls.

 

Granted! But there is a slight miscommunication and you get banned by accident.

I wish I could have a carrier for my Dollzone Sawarieda...

 

Granted, but it stains your poor doll so bad that you cant even stand to look at your doll anymore!

I wish I had a successful etsy store for doll stuff.

 

Granted, it's so successful you wear yourself out trying to keep up with orders, and quit crafting forever.

I wish at least one of my LE dolls-to-get would show up secondhand, in perfect timing so I have the funds to buy right away, and one at a time so I don't burn out my wallet or have to choose between them!

 

Granted! But every one of them is missing one part of the full set or the face up is damaged.

I wish someone would offer me like $10k just to buy dolls.

 

granted, but you're only allowed to buy bad quality recasts.

I wish I could focus on saving up for one doll thing at a time

 

Granted! But that time comes so often that you forget about saving up for everything else. Oops.

I wish I had a new computer so doll buying would be faster and easier for me (and wouldn't say I had disabled cookies and couldn't load the checkout screen on DDE when I clearly HADN'T disabled it...!)

 

Granted the brand new computer you won was only a scam to steal your identity and all your personal information so now you have no money or credit to buy dolls.

I wish that a doll genie would show up an I would have 3 dolly related wishes to try and make all my doll dreams come true

 

Granted, however each wish has to be an item, and the genie will order them offline while you pay for shipping.

I wish I could find a pair of eyes that are quality and the correct colors.

 

Granted! But they're the wrong size.

I wish I could spend more money on dolls this month (I already reserved an Atelier Momoni doll and got $300 of shoes, clothes, and wigs).

 

Granted! You win a cupon that lets you buy any doll from any company free of charge! However, it seems no matter where you look the only sculpts that aren't sold out are the ones you don't like; and the fine print on the cupon says you can't sell anything you buy with it. D:

I wish I had all the Soom sculpts. All of them.

 

Granted, but for every Soom sculpt you receive, you have to cut ties with a family member or personal friend for ever.

I wish I had an Angel Egg Dentelle doll....

 

Granted but when it arrives its in so many pieces that you don't know how to put it all together and it stays in pieces forever

I wish I had a beautiful SD boy....

 

Granted, but its horribly frail and as yellow as butter.

I wish I had the money to just hurry up and buy my poor dolls body already.

 

Granted! But then you end up getting arrested because the bank you stole the money from had extra security cameras.

I wish I knew how to do eye-opening mods...

 

Granted! But your tool slipped during the process so now there is a huge scar on your doll's eyelid.

I wish I can master on face up skill.

 

Granted! Everyone loves your style but you're never happy with any of the faceups you've done, instead you become more and more frustrated before quitting the hobby as a whole.

I wish I had a perfect sculpt in mind for all of my OC's.

 

You do, but they are all artist cast, ooak, discontinued molds. Good luck!

I wish there were bigger pet bjds that were realistic.

 

Wish granted! But you can see all the flaws that were made during production.

I wish I could figure out the color of my Doll head to buy her the matching skin toned body.

 

Granted! But the body has no way of attaching to the head!

I wish I had somewhere awesome to display my SD girl ...

 

Granted! But this awesome place is not very sturdy and has very good chances of falling.
I wish I oculd find clothes for my EID male.

 

Granted! But the package arrives and the clothes are all neon orange.

I wish my wigs would come faster.

 

@stellar raven Granted but they are all hacked up, someone gave them a haircut.

I wish that my grail doll could be real and inexpensive.

 

Granted! Its $70, but the company closed down years ago and no one seems to have one for sale!

I wish luts had a sale on their Kid Delf bodies.

 

Granted! But when you get your 50 bodies you discover they all have only left feet. All feet. Left feet on both legs. On all 50 bodies.

I wish I could find a Minifee Sarang 2014!

 

Granted... But as soon as you unbox your beautiful Minifee Sarang 2014,
you hear a very loud KNOCK on your door,
upon opening your door, you see two very large Detectives stood there!!!!
They ask for your doll , who has to be taken away immediately for evidence in a huge investigation !!!!!

I wish I could get every bit of artwork completed on my new DC doll by My Face up Artist regardless of cost...

 

Granted, they show you the most amazing progress picture and intend to send your doll back to you before having their house broken into by a dollnapper! Now you will never have your doll back again!

I wish I had 5 books worth of doll sized patterns so I could begin to practice sewing for the one im saving up for.

 

Granted! But the fabric stores in your area all go out of business and your sewing machine blows up.

Wish I could get ALL of the dolls on my wishlist RIGHT NOW!

 

Granted...But, there is a massive change in the import duty laws which includes BJD's !!!!!
You end up having to pay an absolute fortune to get a doll from the airport customs!!!!

I wish that I could understand my camera settings, and be able to take the most amazing photographs of my dolls (including FLASH !!!!)

 

Granted! But you have no way to download them to any kind of source, therefore no one is able to see your beautiful pictures.

I wish that I still got paid the same at work without staying there all day so I could work more on dollie stuff.

 

Granted. You now can work on doll stuff all day, but you soon get bored and don't have any desire to work on doll stuff ever again.

I wish I had fabric for projects without having to actually buy it....

 

Granted. You'll actually have fabrics of any kind-- free of charge. The problem is, those fabrics are torn to shreds... uneven shreds that cannot be put back together. 3

I wish my salary would have less tax this cut-off...

 

Granted,your taxes are already done,but now the IRS thinks you've committed MASSIVE tax fraud and confiscate all your dolls forever.

I wish I could afford a new doll.

 

Granted, but you only have enough to buy a sculpt that you don't like.

I wish I could find outfits that fit my characters backstory AND look good on the sculpt.

 

Granted ... You do 'Find' the most amazing, perfect clothes which fulfill everything you have been looking for. Except, you spotted them on A Limited Edition Full Set, which was open for pre-orders for a 12hour period, during which time your internet connection was totally unavailable and you missed the event!!!! Argh......

I wish I could find and buy the best display shelves / cabinets for my doll collection

 

Granted! But they only come in neon orange.

I wish I could pay off my layaway sooner!