The Corrupt a Wish Game!

(Yes! I would love my boys' wigs styled.)

Granted! The choice is now easy as all but your least favorite doll ran away in a Power Wheels corvette to the beach.

I wish I could find myself in a doll clothes sewing class.

 

Granted! But now every time you sew something, you stab your finger with a needle and now your doll clothes all have traces of your blood somewhere in them. In theatre costuming, it would be considered good luck, but here it's just annoying.

I wish I could finally get my art teachers into the hobby.

 

Granted! And everything they make their dolls, and they make everything from wigs to eyes to full scale houses, far surpass anything you could ever do. And whilst they promise to make things for your doll, they're way too inundated with high-paying commissions to find the time for you.

I wish I had more money for more dolls

 

Granted, but now all your dollies are sold out!!

I wish I had the exact perfect wig for my Hound

 

Granted! But when it arrives, it's tangled and torn beyond repair, and they won't give you a refund or an explanation.

I wish I hadn't missed my doll delivery today...

 

Granted, but it turns out that they delived the entirely wrong sculpt!

I wish Lilycat took orders every other month instead of only selling a couple of sculpts for a limited time.

 

Granted! None of the new sculpts they make are appealing to you.

I wish my doll would arrive already!

 

That's almost as bad as what actually happened...

Granted! But it somehow came completely unstrung, and the elastic is nowhere to be found.

I wish I could decide how to style my girls wigs.

 

Granted, but it turns out that you get excited about your creativity, try too much to find even better styles and shorten and cut the wigs until they end up looking like hedgehogs.

I wish I was able to make decent faceups myself.

 

Granted! Your faceups are beautiful and you are very pleased with them. It's too bad all doll friendly sealants are now banned.

I wish I could magically make perfect patterns to create entire wardrobes for all my dolls.

 

Granted! But you get burned at the stake for practicing magic...and your dolls get sold for what you told people they were worth...

I wish I had a BJD centaur.

 

Granted! But the horse body in green with purple and red and yellow poka dots, that even the best body blushing can't hide.

I wish... For a pretty fairy doll.

 

Granted, you have the most gorgeous and elegant fairy doll of them all! But your doll has an embarrassing sculpt name and is impossible to find clothes for.

I wish there was more dolls based on spiders and snakes.

 

Granted, but it's based on their heads and they have human legs.


I wish I could find the perfect tiny doll for my oc.....

 

Granted! But you suddenly come down with a case of shingles, and your medical bills leave you unable to afford the doll.

I wish I had more time to work with my dolls before and after school.

 

Granted, you have all the time in the world.. because you got laid off, and flunked out. D:

I wish my hands would cooperate so that I could knit and sew for my dolls again.

 

Luckily for me, I don't have a job yet...

Granted! But you also remember how much it hurts to stab yourself with the needles.

I wish I could find some cool clothes for my new Minifee.

 

Granted! Though unfortunately you can only find one cool thing for each item so only: 1 top, 1 pair of trousers, 1 skirt, 1 dress, 1 pair of shoes, 1 pair of shorts and one accessory.

I really wish shipping wasn't so long, and didn't cost so much!

 

Granted, shipping is now instantaneous, and involves complex teleportation systems world wide. Unfortunately they malfunction quite a bit as a new technology and most packages (while sent for free) come out the other side broken or the wrong item, because people are in a hurry.

I wish that my dolls could actually tell me what they want.

 

Granted! Unfortunately, what they want is wold domination...

I wish I could take my dolls with me on Spring Break.

 

Granted! Though then they're so happy to be free they run away and you can't find them :/

I wish you could make accurate doll clothes when you don't have the doll you're going to be making them for...

 

Granted! But the only option for clothes is undergarments.

I wish there was a way to keep tiny jewels from vanishing when they're dropped.

 

Granted, instead of disappearing the jewels now grow twice their size when dropped.

I wish I didn't get tempted to use my doll money to buy books and videogames.

 

Granted! But now you're pregnant, so now you're tempted to spend your doll money on baby hats and rubber duckies.

I wish I had a shelving unit just for my dolls.

 

Granted, you have a shelving unit perfect your dolls and furniture, but unfortunately it's a built-in and faces a HUGE sunny window that gets full daylight almost all day.

I wish I could find the perfect sculpt for the younger brother to my Souldoll Lune.

 

Granted! The facial sculpt is just perfect, just the very wrong size!

I wish I could find fabric with the right scale patterns

 

Granted! But, quality is bad.
I wish my doll body will reach me next week.

 

Granted! But it crushed during shipping and they have just discontinued the body

I wish I could find another doll that I want to get.

 

Granted! You've found it and you already sent payment ,But the company is suddenly shut down and you never get the money back Dx

I wish someone bought me the doll that I really want for my birthday gift.

 

Granted! But the rest of your birthday was a disaster...complete with a tornado and a volcanic eruption...

I wish I had the right size eyes for my Minifee.

 

Granted, you have more eyes than you can count in the perfect size for your Minifee, but not a one of them makes a pair.

I wish that I could find shoes and clothes to fit my older dolls.

 

Granted! But the post office loses them.

I wish my Dollzone order would hurry up and ship already...

 

Granted, but somehow instead it gets shipped to...Antarctica?

I wish I could decide what exactly to buy with my "doll items" fund.

 

(I was hoping someone else would get to that first...)

Granted! But it's all sold out.

I wish I could cat-proof my dolls, just in case.

 

Granted! But now they're you-proof as well. You can't reach them or do very much except for look at them from afar!

I wish that the US dollar would go back down so I could buy dolls for the price that's on the website instead of for that times, like, 1.29%.

 

Granted! But now you're broke.

I wish I knew what my dolls were thinking of.

 

Granted, but now they all talk at once, you're the only one that can hear them, and your family is concerned about you hearing voices because the dolls won't stop talking and you talk back to them.

I wish I had more space for my dolls.

 

Granted! All your dolls volunteer to be the first tiny resin people to explore outer space! All the space they could ever need!

I wish that I had some motivation today!

 

Granted! But it only lasts for two minutes...

I wish I could find shoes for all of my dolls. (I only have shoes for two of my MSD-sized ones so far...)

 

Granted! You find a bunch of cute shoes for all your dolls, but none of them fit their outfits (and they also can't stand in their shoes)

I wish I had more money for doll shopping.

 

Granted! You got a huge raise at work that comes with lots of overtime, and now you can afford all the dolls, but you don't have even five minutes to spend shopping for them or playing with them.

I wish that I could find the perfect wig for my Souldoll Lune.

 

Granted! You find and order the absolute perfect color and style of wig but it comes in so matted it's unrecognizable.

I wish I was talented enough to do face-ups on my dolls.

 

Granted! But now EVERYONE you know wants a free faceup from you...

I wish I could find a doll that fit my next project (Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho) perfectly.

 

Granted, but they're so expensive you can't afford them. And when you can, they're discontinued.

I wish the shoes I ordered for my girl would show up already!

 

Granted! But they're the wrong size.

I wish I had better modding tools...

 

Granted, but you don't know how to use most of them

I wish we had teleporters so we wouldn't have to wait for shipping

 

Granted! And your doll is the first one to be shipped by teleportation! If only it hadn't ended up in the middle of Death Valley...

I wish I could do better at faceups...

 

Granted, but everyone hates the aesthetic and cringe everytime they see a face up done by you!

I wish I knew when Lillycat is gonna have another ordering period for Kitty Jolie.

 

Granted! But before you can place an order, your car is totalled, and by the time you can afford a Kitty Jolie, the order period is up.

I wish I had enough money to pay off my doll right now.

 

Granted! But as soon as your doll arrives, you fall out of love with it.

I wish I could get the confidence to start working on some doll mods!

 

Granted! You now feel capable of doing all kinds of extensive modification. Unfortunately you go way overboard, and none of your dolls have the charm points that made you want them anymore.

I wish that I was good at writing dialogue for photo stories and character interaction.

 

Granted! But the dialogue only makes sense to you...oops...

I wish I had some swords for my dolls.

 

Granted! but they all look like the "SORD" from Homestuck

I wish I had the most perfect 16mm brown eyes for my OC BJD.

 

Granted! You found the most perfect of prefects and had them shipped to your house. However, the moment you go to put them in your doll, they break and are no longer usable, and the site you bought them from discontinued them D:

I wish I had magical face up powers so I could fix my girls face and not have to worry about the weather.

 

Granted, but then the sun melts the dolls. D8

I wish I could find a perfect Ginny.

 

Granted! Though unfortunately the sculpt is long sold out and there are none on the marketplace D:

I wish I could create a hologram of different bodies so I can know which one to buy to go with my Soom Super Gem head...

 

Granted! Your hologram perfectly shows scale, but unfortunately it just can't render colors at all so you are still stuck looking for comparison threads or local owners to see if the resin will actually match.

I wish I had an unlimited doll fund.

 

Granted! Though you buy so many dolls you eventually loose interest in the ones most precious to you.

I wish every skin colour matched that same skin colour between different companies (so normal skin from one company would match normal skin from any other company you know).

 

Granted! But now there are some fun new colors to choose from, including Fluorescent Neon Pink, Puke Green, and Multi-color Marble.

I wish I could make beautiful doll sculpts of my beautiful friends' faces...

 

Granted! But they are super creeped out and you end up losing your friends over it.

I wish I could get a body for my floating head before my next meet.