The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted! But they'll never look quite right.

I wish I owned that elusive doll I saw years ago.

 

Granted! But you got it second hand and it's in really bad condition.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of money that I could spend on whatever I wanted.

 

Granted! But everything you want is suddenly non existent.

I wish I was awesome at faceups with no practice

 

Granted! But the weather conditions are never right for spraying sealant.

I wish I had all the fabric that draped perfectly in doll scale.

 

Granted, but it will only come in horrible colors.

I wish I could find the jewelry tools I lost to finish this bjd necklace.

 

Granted, but now you've lost the necklace.

I wish I could find some of the dolls I really like in more colours than just white.

 

Granted! You can now order them in exotic colours such as slime green and fluorescent pink

I wish that I am less lazy and have more motivation to do stuff!

 

(that actually sounds amazing - alien dolls, go! xD)

Granted, but you always have amazing motivation to do things that aren't physically possible right at that moment.

I wish I was better at sewing so my dolls could have more than basic outfits.

 

Granted, you become a pro dolly tailor! It's great for the first few months until you start taking commissions due to public pressure and can never find the time to sew for your own dolls again!

I wish there was somewhere in my house that's quiet but still has heat.

 

Granted! But it also smells so bad it makes you want to throw up every time you go near it.

I wish that Chinese NY could be over and done with already so I can have my Taobao order!

 

Granted! But since "Year of the Monkey" means everything is in flux, you never know what might happen this year...

I wish that I could finally decide on a doll to order!

 

Granted! you get the one you love but it is $3000

I wish that i can have more room for my dolls

 

Granted, but now you have so much room that you can't actually find your dolls.

I wish more of my friends were interested in dolls.

 

Granted! But then they all get too overbearing about it and you feel left out.

I wish that I could go home and my new girl would be delivered already! :*

 

Granted! But your girl ends up being in a different resin color that you ordered.

I wish I could get a Nabarro's Boys Har.

 

Granted! You get the last one as part of his discontinuation sale, however in shipping he is damaged and there is no way to repair him or get another now.

I wish I could paint more realistic face-ups.

 

Granted, they're so realistic they look like they could come to life and EAT YOU!

I wish I could double my money just so I don't have to decide whether to use up all my savings on THIS doll or THAT doll... I could just have both!

 

Granted! But the dolls are cursed and have minds of their own so they work together to take control of your house and everything in it.

I wish I could get BJD stuff for free. lol

 

Granted! But they're all really low quality and break very easily.

I wish that there are more hours in the day so I can do more BJD stuff!

 

Granted! There are suddenly more hours in the day.... much more. There are so many hours that night never comes, the sun stays at high noon permanently, and your sleep is so poor as a result of this that you can no longer find joy in your hobby, or the skill to do any more important things.

I wish that I was able to find more tiny zippers/buttons/belt mechanisms.

 

Granted! But they are too expensive (so expensive you can't buy any in your lifetime)

I wish I could make doll wigs better and have supplies that are cheaper

 

Granted! But you're now too busy to do anything doll-related and end up losing interest.

I wish that work can hurry up and finish so I can go home to my dollies

 

Granted, but they all went on vacation before you got home and they didn't leave a note!

I wish I could find a full pukifee pukisha set for my Pearl in her color.

 

Granted! But she arrives smelling like smoke and you can't get rid of the smell.

I wish I were better at sewing doll clothes so I could make Briar a bigger wardrobe.

 

Granted but your hand gets badly injured whilst making clothes so you can never sew again.

I wish that my parents would let me buy another bjd >.<

 

Granted, but they want to pick the sculpt and choose one you hate.

I wish my family wouldn't always talk about how much bjd stuff costs.

 

Granted! But now they're all asking you to buy them BJDs and their demands are more than you could ever afford in a lifetime.

I wish import taxes were nonexistent so I only need to worry about how much the doll costs, nothing else.

 

Granted - no more taxes, but your worries about the actual price increase to the point you start making your own dolls.

I wish one of my dolls spoke to me in a dream.

 

Granted. All of them talk to you, at the same time, all the night, every night...

I wish the customs office release the wig thay have had stoped for over a week now

 

Granted, but the drug sniffing dogs at the custom's office got overzealous when they came across the box the wig was in... it thought it was a rat and treated it accordingly.

I wish that all doll collectors would start using the word 'plagonologist' to refer to a doll collector.

 

Granted, but now it just sounds like garbled junk to your ears.

I wish that I had more drive/skills for sewing things for my doll.

 

Granted! But you're super busy and never find the time to do it.

I wish that I can finish the sketch and start sculpting my own doll's head!

 

Granted! You finally finish the sketch and even though you begin sculpting the doll's head you don't ever finish it. On your death bed you ask to be buried with the unfinished sculpt.

I wish I could open up a viable doll museum that everyone thought was awesome.

 

Granted! But it is such a success that so many people are unable to get, and thus stop trying to come.

I wish that I could get the two new Iplehouse MSDs that have caught my eye.

 

Granted! But the resin has gone horrible wrong and is now a bright fluorescent mint green. No returns.

I wish that I can see all my doll friends at the other side of the country!

 

Granted! But when you arrange a meet-up, it's in a crowded place and they're looking for you. You can see them, but not get to them, and so they leave.

I wish that I had the money to buy my favorite doll...

 

Granted! But as soon as you get the funding literally that same day the company announces that it is going out of business and will no longer be making the doll you wanted to buy and now because the company is closed there are no such thing as dolls on the secondary market either, people want to keep theirs since they are no longer being made.

I wish I coulkd 3-D print several of my own doll concepts successfully.

 

Granted, but your printer breaks before you can finish.

I wish I had more doll money D:

 

Granted, but it is in Vietnamese Dong.

I wish my mother would actually make an outfit for the doll I bought a year ago specifically for her to sew for.

 

Granted! But everything she makes is so ugly that you have to burn it.

I wish I had bodies for all of my floating heads!

 

Granted! But your "friends" decide it would be funny to draw and quarter them with their motorcycles.

I wish my Dollzone Sawarieda would ship soon.

 

Granted! But she gets shipped to Antarctica.

I wish that I could afford a nice cabinet to display my dolls.

 

Granted! But the moment you installed the cabinet into the wall it fell to the ground and broke into many pieces.

I wish I had the money to buy more dolls.

 

Granted, but the dolls you want are discontinued.

I wish I had a stand for my doll so I could do more poses with less risk of falling over.

 

Granted, but now you fall over and flop instead


I wish payday would hurry up so I can purchase my new girl!

 

Granted, you even get a bonus! But... It's because they have to lay you off, and you end up not being able to find another job that pays as much as that one.

I wish I hadn't stayed up all night and slept through the meet I had been hoping to go to.

 

Granted, however one really annoying person was there this time and it ruined it for everyone. You'd have been better off staying home, so would everyone else...

I wish my girl won't sell out before I can get to her.

 

Granted! But she comes damaged and no one will sell parts to fix her.

I wish that I could finish my Gela's faceup.

 

Granted! But it is WAY too humid to seal, so all your work is for naught.

I wish Dallas was easier and safer to navigate (that's where all the doll meets are...).

 

Granted! But it's too humid that year and the meets get moved to Chicago (that's where I live and depending on where you're at it's a scary place)

I wish that I was able to find a secondhand impldoll Aiden

 

Granted! He shows up at your doorstep unexpectedly but you're so spooked you don't want to open the door.

I wish I could meet a famous BJD sculptor in person.

 

Granted, but they're very stuck up and refuse to talk to you unless you've bought over $10,000 of their work.

I wish my dolls weren't so kicky, or that I could guarantee restringing them would actually fix that problem. >.<"

 

Granted! They no longer kick because they were strung so perfectly they now have the ability to walk all on their own...and out of your house.

I wish I could make my own dolls clothes like a pro.

 

Granted but they're so ugly even your dolls refuse to wear them.

I wish more sellers that I liked shipped to the US

 

Granted, but the shipping is ridiculously expensive and the packaging is terrible.

I wish that I could style wigs!

 

Granted, but you can only style human wigs, leaving you still unable to style doll wigs.

I wish somewhere offered a sculpt I want in the weird specific colour I need for this character...

 

(Heh, unfortunately that's the truth. I'm fine with styling human wigs, but can't work with mohair for the life of me...)

Granted! But in making the product, something goes wrong and the resin is horrible. The sculpt comes broken, and you can't get a new one because they've all sold out.

I wish that I could find more accessories for my yosd!

 

Granted! But they're too expensive.

I wish I didn't feel like I'm disappointing my parents every time I purchase a new doll.

 

Your parents love your dolls! They're delighted how you manage your finances. They're now disappointed that you have made your fortune in dealing underground weapons.

I wish I had a dolly hair stylist.

 

Granted! But the stylist you found ONLY knows how to style boy wigs.

I wish I could decide which doll(s) to take with me to AllCon and AKon.