The Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted! But you become so efficient at your job that you are promoted to a managerial position and take on so many new responsibilities that you don't have time to enjoy your dolls anymore.

I wish that I wasn't terrified of my sewing machine so that I could make doll clothes faster.

 

Granted, you are no longer terrified but that was a mistake. The machine acts up and destroys all your good cloth!

I wish that I had the patience to wait for dolls to be made without going crazy for days on end.

 

Granted, but the dolls take 50 years each instead of a few months.

I wish I could get my cat to stop bothering me or getting close to my dolls when I'm trying to take photos.

 

Granted, but what you don't realize is that your dolls are possessed and that's why your cat won't go near them. You're too busy taking advantage of the freedom of uninterrupted photoshoots, at least until they burn your house down.

I wish my dad wasn't allergic to pretty much every animal, because I want a pet but I'll probably have to wait til I move out.

 

granted, he is now allergic to your dolls and he is now forcing you to sell all of them.

i wish i could find the correct Zodiac troll eyes so i can shell my two MSD Homestuck cosplayers

 

Granted, but they cost as much as a house mortgage.

I wish I could sew something decent for once.

 

Granted, but every time you make a perfect outfit, it stains the doll.

I wish I could remember where the fabric for my doll's underwear went.

 

Granted! But by then you've fallen out of love with the doll.

I wish my Taobao order would come sooner so I can dress Queenie in her new clothes!

 

granted, but they don't fit quite right! Baggie in some areas, tight in others!

I wish the glue would dry faster in the dreadlock wig i'm making.

 

Granted, but it dries in random color blotches and is super shiny.

I wish I could make props that don't look super crappy/

 

Granted, the props look as if a professional made them however, the quality has gone down causing the prop to break apart at the slightest touch.

I wish I could find the good quality 5-6 inch wigs I want with decent pricing.

 

Granted! But the pricing is so decent that you want to buy many wigs and end up spending all of your money on wigs.

I wish that Doll Chateau Lance came with elf ears so I wouldn't have to mod him.

 

Granted! But the elf-eared version is limited to 35 people worldwide and you came in 36th.

I wish I could cut doll wigs so they didn't look like crap

 

Granted! But now they don't fit any of your dolls any more...

I wish I had more energy to continue my projects.

 

Granted! You just have no time.

I wish the post office was open so I could go get my body!

 

Granted! They're open but somehow cannot find your body anymore.

I wish that one of my dolls would smell like vanilla.

 

Granted! But all the others now smell terrible and you can't stand it.

I wish that I can save up quicker to get a new doll!

 

Granted, but then you end up having to use your doll money on something unplanned but important.

I wish I could fast forward to the month of May already!

 

Granted, but you miss an incredible opportunity in April to buy your grail doll for a very affordable price.

I wish I were better at face-ups.

 

Granted, but all your favourite face-up artists offer cheap face-ups so you don't know whether to commission them or do your own.

I wish that I can stick to my doll plans for this year and not overspend!

 

Granted! But suddenly an amazing doll comes out and you have to wait until next year to get it.


I wish I was confident enough to mod dolls.

 

Granted, but no-one shares your tastes so they think the mods are terrible, and send you rude messages for "destroying the beauty" of their favorite doll.

I wish my favorite character in my favorite show wasn't going to die, and the leaked spoiler was completely fake!

 

Granted, but the creators find another way to kick them off the show, like forcing them to move across the globe.

I wish every limited doll I've ever wanted showed up on my doorstep.

 

Granted, but every one of the dolls have been crushed to smithereens.

I wish I had a vampire Mara head.

 

Granted, but it turns out to be haunted by the actual Mara.

I wish MSC weren't so toxic, and I wouldn't have to wear a gas mask while spraying it.

 

Granted but it doesn't work well and makes your dolls face-up melt off.
(to be honest I have the same wish haha)

I wish I wasn't indecisive and could decide on a doll!

 

Granted, but you ended up not liking the doll you decided on and had a hard time selling it afterwards.

I wish that I was fast enough to buy gorgeous wigs made by the popular wig makers in the hobby. I always miss out when they post them for sale!

 

Granted, but the wigs you ordered, get lost during shipping.

I wish my dolls would become real like in the game Nameless. I really wish for that to happen

 

Granted, but they're... huge jerks!

(Side note: I love that game and also I love you.)

I wish I could restring my dolls perfectly.

 

Granted... but then the elastic in every doll breaks.

I wish the exchange rate was better so I could afford the dolls I want.

 

Granted! But now all the dolls you want are sold out because everyone else took advantage of the better exchange rate.

I wish I could buy dolls and specialty supplies locally.

 

Granted! But they never have the items you want ;3;

I wish that it's payday already so I can pay off the layaway on my new doll!

 

Granted, but your pay has been delayed.

I wish I knew which body to get for my head without the resin colour being mismatched

 

Granted! But the body poses horribly and the proportions are a little off!
I wish to find a person within EU who can do custom clothes for me (my doll is unusual size so it's hard slow process to find anything fitting).

 

Granted. But their prices are extremely high.

I wish I had enough money to buy all three dolls I'm currently eyeing...

 

Granted, but once you buy them you discover that all 3 of them are flawed. They have bubbles in the resin, very prominent seams, and feel gritty.

I wish that I had enough time to work for doll money and also attend school along with keeping up with my extracurriculars.

 

Granted, but you accidentally cause a rip in the space-time continuum with your time turner.

I wish that sanding dolls parts wasn't so hard on my hands

 

Granted, you now have super-strong hands and are able to sand without feeling it at all! But, oops, you accidentally smashed your doll!

I wish I was better at getting to sleep on a regular schedule rather than staying up late on the internet each night!

 

Granted! Now you sleep too much and barely has time to do anything.

I wish that I would get less wound up and stressed about stuff!

 

Granted, but then people may think you don't have passion or take things seriously enough.

I wish I was on a beach somewhere....

 

Granted, you're stranded on a deserted island!

I wish I could find the time to practice drawing more.

 

Granted, But you never improve!

I wish my dolls were alive!

 

Granted, but all of your dolls have horrble personalities.

I wish there was well made 1/4 sized homestuck cosplays.

 

Granted, but the makers refuse to sell them! (possibly because of Hussie's whole 'please don't sell Homestuck stuff' thing... though apparently one time commissions are ok?)(me too though D: I wish... actually I might as well put it as my wish for this game, haha)

I wish I could learn how to make and sew from patterns so I could make all my dolls amazing cosplays from various fandoms!

 

Granted, but now you have no time for anything else.

I wish I had more money and space for dolls.

 

Granted! But you're now too busy to play with them

I wish that by the end of the year, I will have more bodies for my floating heads!

 

Granted, but the resin matches are terrible.

I wish I had a pair of jointed hands for my SD boy.

 

Granted! But the elastic is super loose and you have no idea how to restring it ^^

I wish that I'd be more productive in February.

 

Granted but all that productivity turns out to be a waste of time in the end

I wish I had the money for my favorite expensive sculpts

 

Granted! But by the time you get the money the sculpt has been discontinued.

I wish that the storm would pack up and go home already so that I can get on with my face-up commissions

 

Granted! But then you lose your sealant, and can't do them anyway.

I wish I had a newer body for Lance.

 

granted! it's new but it's very poorly made and funny-looking!

I wish i had money for a bjd ;A;

 

Granted! But you don't have money for anything else nice.
I wish I had extra money atm to send a doll head to a BJD faceup artist.

 

(^^ I'm in exactly that 'granted' position, saving for my Grail has made it so I can't buy anything fun in the meantime... though at least it's by my choice)

Granted! But you only have the money for the faceup and shipping without insurance, so when the doll inevitably gets lost in the mail there's nothing you can do about it!

I wish I had money for my Grail AND money to buy all the other things on my list of what-to-buy-once-I-have-my-grail! (Seriously, saving ALL my spending money for this amazing doll is the choice I made to keep it from taking like 3 years, but it means I can't spend anything on, say, all that new Undertale merch...)

 

Granted! But by the time you've bought your grail all the other sculpts have been discontinued.

I wish that there are more daylight so that I can take pictures of my dolls after work

 

Granted! All your dolls have yellowed completely.

I wish the dolls I buy online would immediately appear.

 

Granted! But this service is super expensive and unreliable, very easy to break fingers etc.

I wish that my spontaneous purchase yesterday would come home sooner

 

Granted! But it shows up in terrible condition, like the mailmen were playing football with it ...

I wish there were more plus-sized BJD sculpts.

 

Granted! But no one makes clothes for them.

I wish that the day would go sooner so I can get home and do face-ups.

 

Granted! But the day goes by so fast that you don't have any time to work on your face-ups at all.

I wish that I had the motivation to paint all the dolls that still need their face-ups.