The Corrupt a Wish Game!

granted! but your bedroom disappears...
I wish the holiday season was over already.

 

Granted! But now there are no holidays at all

I wish that my life was as interesting as the ones I write for my dolls. haha

 

Granted, but now your schedule is filled every day with buttloads of things happening and you can't catch a break or write anything for your dolls anymore.

I wish I had more space to make a diorama room big enough for my dolls.

 

Granted but now you live in the middle of nowhere and the nearest post office is hours away.

I wish I didn't have to work Christmas eve.

 

Granted, but now you have to work Christmas day instead.

I wish there was a company that had a secondhand section.

 

Granted, but all their secondhand dolls are of sculpts you don't like.

I wish I had enough money to buy all my grails at once.

 

Granted, but they all come in the same box and shipping is so expensive, it costs half as much as your order!

I wish I could learn to make bjd stop-motion films, even short ones!

 

Granted, but you hate every film you make and are never satisfied with your skill.

I wish i had a sewing machine that has a low maintenance bobbin so I can start practicing on making doll clothes.

 

Granted, but the only needle that fits your machine now is a heavy duty one for denim.

I wish I had a sweet couch for my dolls

 

Granted, but your cat (you now have a cat, if you didn't already) loves the couch and sits on it for 18 hours straight, and sheds like crazy so it's completely covered in cat hair.

I wish there was no waiting time for dolls.

 

Granted but they appear in your kitchen broken, with seams and yellowing.

I wish everyone in the hobby was nice! ><

 

granted! but they don't speak english very well.
I wish DC would hurry up and ship my girl

 

Granted! But she got lost in transit.

I wish I was good at making alpaca wigs, and had easy access to beautiful alpaca hair.

 

Granted! But you now lose interest in wig making and instead buy wigs off stores.

I wish I had great talent in making dioramas.

 

Granted! But you can never find any correctly scaled furniture for your dioramas.

I wish Switch's discontinued dolls were all available again.

 

Granted, but now they're horribly expensive and out of your budget.

I wish I had a DC Lilly.

 

Granted! a friend finds her and buys her for you but she is a miniature version.

I wish I had a bjd animal that fit in scale with my Dollfie Dreams.

 

Granted, but they're poorly made and won't pose properly.

I wish I had a well made 1/4 dollhouse.

 

Granted, but it's made of material even more sensitive than the resin of the most fragile dolls, and really heavy.

I wish there were more random little props to nice scale, or at least more common to come across.

 

Granted! However when they touch resin a chemical reaction occurs and the props begin to melt D:

I wish I had more eye putty.

 

Granted but it doesn't stick and the eye putty keeps on falling out.

I wish more companies offered jointed hands.

 

granted but they're always on limited order periods.
i wish i could get my sewing machine to work... grrr

 

Granted, but you're out of fabric for eternity.

I wish I could take nice photos.

 

Granted but all your cameras mysteriously break.

I wish I got my pay check now.

 

Granted but half of your pay is taken away for an early recieving fee.

I wish that fantasy clothes were cheaper to get.

 

Granted, but you can never find what you're looking for

I wish I knew how to do faceups

 

Granted; You know how to do face-ups, but your body can't physically follow this knowledge. Like knowing how football is played, but being unable to run or do what is neccessary to play.

I wish it was summer so I could work on face-ups and modding outdoors.

 

Granted! But spring is now full of rain and thunderstorms.

I wish nothing goes wrong when I order my first BJD.

 

Granted, but when you order your second, everything goes wrong and you never get your doll!

I wish I had a DollPamm Pure Arubi

 

Granted, but it break the day you receive it...

I wish my dolls were loved by everybody!!

 

Granted, but you now hate your dolls with a passion.

I wish Fairyland had more dealers.

 

Granted but the dealers always mess up your order!

I wish I could find the perfect short haired wig.

 

Granted, but the perfect short hair wig is always in the wrong size!

I wish that dolls elastic never breaks or get worn.

 

Granted, but the elastic is always too short.

I wish I could hand sew without consistently pricking my fingers.

 

Granted, but your new tougher fingers have very little feeling in them and you drop stuff a lot.

I wish I had over 100 tumblr followers.

 

Granted, but they follow you just to hate on all the stuff you make.

I wish my local fabric shop would open sooner than january the 4th

 

granted, but it has no fabric you want.

I wish I could find a nice outfit that was within my budget and in my boy's size.

 

You find the perfect outfit for him, for a great price! But it's one of the ones where you have to remove his head and hands every time you put it on. :'D (Optional extra corruption, because I felt bad adding it: While taking off his head, your hand slips, and you totally ruin his faceup!)

I wish that the default faceup on my new doll coming in will be as nice as the company pictures of him!

 

(The optional extra corruption is just fine!) the company faceup is lovely, but one day you decide you want to change it, only to find that no matter what you use, that face up stays on.

I wish I could afford the doll body I want.

 

Granted! You have enough money and buy the doll body and it arrives very quickly. When you pick up the package you feel it rattle a little. You open the box and find that your new doll body is completely shattered and when you contact the company for a replacement or refund they don't speak much English and say that it's the shipping's issue and they aren't responsible for damaged or lost products. In the end you have a broken doll and no money to fix or replace it,

I wish there was an easy and affordable way to shell characters in very good detail.

 

Granted, but they're horrible quality and practically crumbles soon as you touch them.

I wish for the Australian dollar to go up.

 

Granted! But the price of everything inflates to unrealistic standards.

I wish there are more doll people who live in my area!

 

Granted, AND they have the most amazing doll collections, but they never leave their houses because they're all antisocial and agoraphobic and also don't like strangers.

I wish for the prettiest goth lace-up doll boots.

 

Granted, but the only way to get them on is to completely unlace them. then lace back up and they could stain your doll.

I wish for materials to do face ups.

 

Granted! But they are horrible, by rose art, so they barely put any color, and your sealant never dries!
I wish people would accept my faceup commissions >.<

 

Granted, but you will overrun with commissions that you will not be able to keep up.
I wish I was able to grasp the concept of a faceup...

 

Granted, but your good paints keep getting stuck in the crawl space between your desk and the wall!

I wish there were more affordable bjd pets available

 

Granted, but they're all high-demand limited editions, and they all sell out before you can buy any! (And they're resold on the secondhand market for a ridiculous price.)

I wish people weren't so scared of my doll with carved-in face stitches :'D

 

Granted! Instead, they think it's stupid.

I wish I would stop buying accessories for my first bjd and just buy it already

 

Granted, but all of the accessories break and after buying your new doll, you don't have any money to buy more

I wish mr super clear wasn't so toxic
(Stupid wish but I do wish it)

 

Granted. But instead it becomes super addicting, meaning you use it more than you need to so you have to buy it more often.

I wish my local fabric store had a better selection of faux fur.

 

Granted but it's more like fun fur and only comes in ridiculous colours

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for dolls to arrive

 

Granted! But then they get here so fast that they were manhandled by mailmen and now the dolls always come in damaged.

I wish I could just buy the doll accessories that I want and stop procrastinating.

 

Granted! But you waste all your money and go broke

I wish I could have every doll I want for free (all 12 lol)

 

Granted! You get them all for free, but the expensive shipping WASN'T free, and now you have to buy clothes, wigs, eyes, etc for 12 dolls!! And they all stare accusingly at you every night until you do.

I wish/hope that I can safely fit all 3 of my dolls (plus a 45cm figure) in my two little carryon bags for my flight...

 

Granted! But they start fighting in the bag and damage each other's face-ups.

I wish that I have a penpal!

 

Granted! You two become the best of friends and you invite them to come visit you. The plane they're on crashes and kills everyone on-board, including your pen-pal.

I wish some of my friends were in this hobby too.

 

Granted, but they all are pro recast and all they're dolls bad quality recasts.

I wish I had a high paying job so I can quickly buy all the dolls off my wishlist.

 

Granted, but the job requires you to work so many hours that you don't have time to enjoy your dolls.

I wish I could save up for my next doll faster.

 

Granted! But by the time you've saved up you decide that you don't want that sculpt after all.

I wish I can do better at work so I can have more money to buy dolls