The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted but sadly you had a huge unexpected financial crisis and have no money for dolls!

I wish I could go to Tenshi no Sato in Kyoto!

 

Granted! But there's an earthquake and everyone has to be evacuated and you don't get to see any dolls.

I wish there were more doll people in my area!

 

Granted but unfortunately they're all reclusive and never willingly spend time with other people.

I wish I had an awesome stash of yosd clothing patterns.

 

Granted, but you never find the time to actually make use of them

I wish dolls are 50% cheaper than they are now

 

Granted but now they're only available in pure black resin and the only sculpts they allow to be sold are something that barely resembles a melted butter sculpture and a faceless artist mannequin.

I wish I could perfectly draw my dolls so I can experiment with their looks and such before buying things.

 

Done, but all your money goes into art supplies.

I wish I had all my medical bills paid so I can afford more dolls.

 

Granted! I really don't want to corrupt that wish. Maybe you have to go buy band aids and can't get a new shirt for one of your dolls.

I wish I was brave enough to try doing face ups!

 

Granted! But they're awful...just so awful that you never pick up the brush again.

I wish I was skilled in woodwork so I could make doll furniture.

 

Granted! but there is always a scorpion burrowed somewhere in the piece of wood you're using.

I wish i had more time to make clothes for my dolls

 

Granted, but you lose your job to create that time.

I wish my hermit would show up.

 

Granted! But they run out too quickly, and you only have the supplies for a single, half-finished faceup.

I wish I could find someone selling one of my grail dolls for a price I can swing!

 

Grrranted! But the doll is possessed and the demon can't stop singing the song you hate the most~

I wish I could hear people's thoughts whenever I want to

 

Granted! But each time you decide to read someone's mind, all the thoughts of people at least 1km away from you will interfere and won't let you listen to that one thought you're aiming for.

I wish their head wouldn't get stained so easily by the wigs.

 

Granted but now pigments don't stick to them at all so you can never get a faceup for them.

I wish my order from luts would get shipped soon

 

Granted, but when it arrives it's covered in scratches.

I wish I knew which doll to get for my OC.

 

Granted, but you have to make a hybrid and finding the right body is a massive pain.

I wish Toshi had a nice body so he wouldn't have to share Aelic's anymore.

 

Granted but when you receive the new body you realize you've lost toshi's head. Now you just have a headless body.

I wish to find a second job soon so I can afford dolly stuff.

 

Granted! But the hours are really inconsistent.


I wish I could find my ventilator mask so I can finish working on my doll.

 

granted, but you lose your doll instead

i wish my msd would arrive already!

 

Granted, but they suddenly discontinue all their sculpts and you have to scour the MP for ages to find what you want.

I'm gonna be specific here so people can get creative: I wish there was a doll clothes store that made good quality, reasonably priced custom sportswear for dolls. (So I can get Ilya's soccer uniform.)

 

Granted, but they Victorian-era Cricket uniforms.

I wish I had doll money.

 

Granted! But all of the money is in the wrong currency. When you exchange it, you're a dollar short.

I wish I could find the perfect faceup artist for my OC.

 

granted! but they've retired, and you have to go on an epic quest to convince them to help you!

I wish I could get the perfect doll warderobe

 

Granted! But it's super expensive.

I wish I had time to make doll clothes.

 

Granted, but you have the time because of illness.

I wish I had the space to have doll furniture.

 

Granted. But when you place the furniture if becomes fixed in place and there is no way to remove it.

I wish i had the skills to make my own doll wigs

 

Granted! The wigs you make are beautiful, but the only colors you can work with are neon.

I wish more companies had fantasy parts readily available!

 

Granted! But never the ones you want.

I wish I had the space to have a face-up work area.

 

Granted! But the air circulation is terrible.

I wish I could find some nice indigo eyes.

 

Granted but they are either always in the wrong size or out of stock.

Wish I could make decent looking wings for my dolls.

 

granted, but then the dolls fly away.

I wish i had more doll clothes.

 

Granted! You have tons of clothes, but none of them work together in an outfit.

I wish I had all of the dolls on my wishlist~

 

Granted but they all come to you dirty, bald, naked and need restringing and faceups.

I wish I was quicker to decide yes/no on new doll releases.

 

Granted, but half the time you regret your choices.

I wish I had the skills to draw the oc I want to shell.

 

Granted but you're never completely satisfied with the result so out of frustration you end up not liking any of your OC's

I wish I could decide on the perfect wig for my SD boy. (Seriously if someone can help PM me :'0)

 

granted! but the company which produced it no longer exists.

i wish i was better at faceups!

 

Granted! You're incredible at faceups, but you can never find eyes to match.

I wish more companies had unicorn horns for sale outside of events;; orz

 

Granted but unfortunately never in a color you can use for a doll you already own so you end up buying the event doll.

I wish several of my dolls had smaller feet!

 

Granted! Your dolls now have much smaller feet. However they are hairy hobbit feet, complete with cracked, yellowed toenails, corns and bunions. And, tragically, they smell like real feet, but oddly enough still seem to smell like Cheetos.

I wish all the discontinued dolls I ever wanted were back up for sale!

 

Granted but you're only allowed to buy one.

I wish dolls were free of charge.

 

Granted but they are only free of charge since they are extremely damaged

I wish I could find more cute pastel frilly girly clothes for slim msd's

 

Granted, but they're all parts of full sets with ugly sculpts and you'll never be able to sell the dolls they come with.

I wish I wanted less dolls.

 

Granted! Every year you completely forget one doll on your wishlist, and you can never seem to track down exactly what it was again.

I wish I knew how to sew!

 

Granted! However you lose total use of your hands and have to sew everything with your feet.

I wish all my dolls were complete.

 

Granted! But you can never change or update them.

I wish I could always photograph dolls with great lighting.

 

Granted! But your camera won't let you save the pictures in a usable file format.

I wish Peakswoods would ship my dolls!

 

Granted, but they get lost in the mail and you can't contact anyone about it.

I wish I weren't so obsessed with my one and only male BJD, Zen.

 

Granted, but now you're obsessed with everyone else's male dolls.

I wish that dolls didn't stain so easily.

 

Granted, but they also don't hold any pigment and have to stay blank.


I wish dolls didn't yellow unevenly

 

Granted, but they yellow way faster.

I wish ship times were always less then a week from payment!

 

Granted, but since they work so fast, something gets damaged during shipment.

I wish i had more time for my hobbies
Instead of learning so much university stuff

 

Granted, but you can't find a job that will pay well enough for you to pay for your hobbies.

I wish tiny wigs cost less than bigger wigs x.x;

 

Granted, but they're all just as heavy as the bigger wings so your dolls always have a hard time staying balanced.

I wish I could always receive the dolls I order within a week or ordering or shipping them.

 

Granted, but something will always be defective, causing you to need to send them back to be replaced.

I wish that I had the funds to pay for my doll in full now instead of just putting down a deposit.

 

You have all the funds you need but an identity thief has just stolen every cent in your bank account and then some and your account will be locked down and all funds held till the matter is resolved.
I wish every face-up I attempt turns out how I envision it in my mind.

 

Granted! But for some reason, the only faces you can imagine anymore are the ones from the Rage Guy comics...

I wish for an endless supply of 50% off coupons for Jo-Ann and Michael's.

 

Granted, but they light on fire if you don't use them before expiration

I wish I had an endless supply of sewing notions, thread, and fabric

 

Granted, but there is so much stuff you can never find what you are looking for (ask me how I know)
I wish I had a nickel for every time I looked for something to finish a project that I knew I had but couldn't find

 

Granted, but you still can't find anything and have to spend your nickels buying new stuff.

I wish I had a sewing machine to help with sewing Taiki's teeny-tiny clothes! (All these itsy-bitsy stitches are killing my hands.)