The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted, but their average wait time is six years.

I wish someone would randomly give me a BJD as a gift.

 

Granted, but it's heavily modified to look like the Hulk..

I wish I could find MSC for less then $50AUD

 

Granted, but there is a freak accident involving a mutant red belly black snake and your package is sacrificed as something to throw as protection against the snake.

I wish I won a Shecow Mara head in a giveaway.

 

Granted, but you have to allow an unsupervised 3 year-old to play with it for a month before you get it.

I wish I could get someone to make a custom made wig to fit my doll with fantasy parts

 

Granted, but the maker doesn't have the right color.

I wish I had nice powdery pastels.

 

Granted, but the explode all over your floor! (Good luck getting that out of the carpet)

I wish I had a good storage system for my dolls things.

 

Granted. But whenever you actually store things, they disappear into a void and never return.

I wish MSC wasn't toxic

 

Granted! But now it also doesn't seal face ups.

I wish I didn't have to have a 7 month layaway for the dolls I ordered!

 

Granted, but you now don't even have money to buy one doll at one time.

I wish Resinsoul made 1/4 jointed hands.

 

Granted, but all the fingers on the hand are the same length and have no fingernails.

I wish I could instantly master painting faceups.

 

Granted, but they all look like handsome Squidward

I wish I didn't feel so guilty about buying doll stuffs.

 

Granted. But now you can only buy dolls and never clothing.

I wish doll clothes were cheaper.

 

Granted. But now that everyone can afford them, everything is sold out before you get to it.

I wish for WIP photos of a head I sent out for modification.

 

granted, but the artist didn't do what you wanted at all

I wish the perfect second-hand doll for me would be listed for sale

 

Granted. But it's ridiculously overpriced.

I wish my faceups would come out better

 

Granted, but you can only do them with human makeup and permanent markers.

I wish there was a larger selection of mermaid bjds.

 

Granted, every company that sells mermaid BJDs now sells them in a 1:1 scale. You can have a larger size mermaid bjd!

I wish my fave bjd company would re-open.

 

Granted. But you can't buy anything from them.

I wish I could find the perfect doll to shell my OC.

 

Granted, but it's discontinued from a limited run and not for 2nd hand sale.

I wish I could have my Christmas BJD early..

 

Granted! But it gets delivered the day before Thanksgiving, so you're not home to sign for it, AND it gets misplaced!

I wish I could find a permanent place to display my dolls.

 

Granted, you find the perfect display case. but once you put all your dolls away they case seals itself permanently so you can never take your dolls out again.

I wish i could have inspiration so i could start making clothes for my dolls already.

 

Granted, but every outfit you make somehow ends up turning green when you're done.

I wish I had more time to paint faceups

 

I'm Australia, we don't have Thanksgiving! xD But misplaced is possible!

Granted, but it's in direct sunshine, so all your dolls yellow!

I wish my cats would stop sneaking off with my dolls clothes.

 

Granted, your cats will stop sneaking off with them and only sleep on them instead.
I wish I had a cat to pester me and my dolls.

 

Granted, but it likes to bite resin and chew on doll clothes and wigs.

I wish LUTS would rerelease Custom House's limited sculpts as basic versions.

 

Granted, by there are only 5 of each available as a convention exclusive in Japan.

I wish there was at least one BJD retail store in my city

 

Granted, but it only the size for ants! (My zoolander quote of the day)
I wish there was a movie starring bjd's.

 

Granted. But it's in language that you can't understand, with no subtitles.

I wish I could restring my doll properly

 

Granted, but one of the joints cuts your finger and you get blood inside one of her parts. You'll have to string it again after washing it.

I wish shipping from companies wasn't so high

 

Granted, but you have to wait for your package for the next 2 months to come.

I wish I could order my next BJD soon (next character is waiting for his body...).

 

Granted! But you can only buy one that's been burnt and chewed on by rats inside the company box (upon opening the box your house is infested with said rats).

I wish I had a bust stand for my head so I will be able to practice wig making.

 

Granted but every wig that you make looks amazing on the bust but doesn't look good on any of your dolls.

I wish I had a bjd shop at the end of my road.

 

Granted, but's over priced and you can buy everything they sell online for half theprice, inc shipping.

I wish I could sew for my dolls

 

Granted,but the dolls come unstrung the second the clothes are on.

I wish I could find a good sculpt for my banshee.

 

Granted,but she was *super* limited and so is incredibly hard to find second hand.

I wish to find the perfect wardrobe for each of my dolls.

 

Granted but as soon as you acquired them they get destroyed in a house fire

I wish I had the money for my first doll now

 

Granted, you have just enough money for the doll and shipping and you have no money left over after making the purchase.

I wish I lived in a nice house with lots of room to display my dolls and other collectibles.

Also,

There's a Korean horror movie called "The Doll Master" that features BJDs in it predominantly. It's on YouTube!

 

Granted, but the house is made of glass and all your dolls turn yellow! Thanks for the link to "The Doll Master" I will watch it though I hate horror films as I get nightmares.
So, I wish that when I watch "The Doll Master" that I don't get nightmares!

 

Granted, but the evil spirits from Doll Master are there waiting for you when you wake up.

I wish bjds wouldn't yellow.

 

Granted, but instead of yellowing they turn grey and slowly disintegrate overtime.

I wish there was a dolly distributor in the uk so that I didn't have to pay import tax

 

Granted, but there isn't a good variety of doll companies and the dolls are all above £500 muhahahahahaaaa

I wish I had a better camera to photograph dolls with

 

Granted, you've purchased a super fancy professional camera but can't seem to work your way through the manual.

I wish I was the master of my emotions and obsessions.

 

Granted but now you have lost all control over your physical actions

I wish I had a higher pay so I had money for dolly stuff

 

granted, but your job makes you want to pull your hair out and scream.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

Granted but now you get more colds.

I wish I could get my two grail boys.

 

Granted but they're cracked and yellowed beyond belief.

I wish I owned all of the LUTS event heads.

 

Granted....congratulations!
BUT....
They have all been chewed on my rabid bats!

* I wish I had some friends close by who also like BJD.

 

Granted! But they're all jerks. You're not even sure why you're friends with them.

I wish my doll would stop being a sassy brat...

 

Granted! But now they have as much personality as a stump. Sorry. (props for this go to @LilacForFirstLove for coming up with that!)

I wish I would get shipping notice already!!! ;A;

 

Granted, but then your doll gets stuck in customs for a month.

I wish I would finally get around to buying shoes for my soul doll boy.

 

Granted, but they don't fit at all...almost as if you ordered from a site for Pullips instead.

I wish there was a wider variety of anthro bjds.

 

Granted! But they're all animals you hate. Whoops...

I wish my dolls would stop asking for customization when I already have them the way I want them. Grr...

 

Granted! But now you can never change them again, and you're bored of how they look.

I wish I could keep my hands from shaking all the time so my pictures weren't so blurry...

 

Granted, but you can't get the pictures right and are never happy art happy with it now because they ant perfect

I wish msd size clothing from any company would fit well on my minifee

 

Granted, but now all 1/4 clothing look ugly on Minifees.

I wish I could figure out what eyes to buy for my new doll.

 

Granted, but the eyes you like are a one of a kind pair that costs eighty dollars. Each.

I wish my friends weren't as scared of dolls as they are.

 

Granted! But now they keep stealing all your dolls...


I wish I didn't want so much stuff for my dolls...

 

Granted, but now you want nothing for your dolls and the are all so unhappy they are planning a mutiny while you sleep, beware!
I wish I would finally restring my doll that is in a heap in her box.

 

granted but all the lefts and rights are mixed up

i wish i was not so scared to try hot glue sueding on my bjd

 

Granted but when you try it...you had good reaon to be scared.

I wish I knew when my wif order will arrive.