The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted, but something went wrong with the sealant and the face-ups are bubbling and peeling off!

I wish I could find a tan MSD merboy.

 

Granted but the seem lines are terrible, and the color screwed up his joints so he cant pose at all.

I wish my sewing machine worked better in small sizes so i could make clothes for my 1/6 scale dolls without the fabric being eaten.

 

(...I wish that too.)

Granted, but every time you sew something the machine's alignment get messed up and you have to take it to be re-aligned all the time.

I wish I had at least one male and one female doll in every available size.

 

Granted! But your house is attacked by bears and they break everything! And eat all the food of course.

I wish my clothes from Monstro Designs were here!

 

Granted! But the seller gave you cheaply made clothing that was not a design stolen from a shop who you don't like the style of...it's also made for 15cm tinies.

I wish someone would sell 14-16mm eyes at my local market meet.

 

Granted! But none of them are in the colors you want or need.

I wish my new doll's head and body weren't two different colors...

 

Granted! But they're a really well-matched shade of baby poop green.

I wish I could take decent doll photos!

 

Granted! But now you don't know which dolls or scenes to photograph.

I wish I had a working high-res camera.

 

Granted, but now you have really shaky hands and no tripod, so you still can't get a clear shot...

I wish I had an MSD-scale violin for Denzel.

 

Granted! The bow, however, is completely out-of-scale.

I wish that Alice's Collections would get my order shipped!

 

Granted! But it gets lost in the mail...twice...

I wish I had a working light in my kitchen so I could actually SEE what I was doing with my doll mods...

 

Granted but it's red so it washes it in an odd color and for some reason it cast spotted shadows over the doll.

I wish I could finish my doll character already so I can order a new one

 

Granted but once you do you realize you hate the character and you cant bond with the new doll you purchase.

I wish I could order my grail doll now

 

Granted! But when you receive your doll, the sculpt is totally unproportional the what the companies picture showed, or any of the other dolls you have seen of the kind.



I wish doll shipping didn't take so long.

 

Granted! But the package arrives in shattered pieces.

I wish I could cut my wishlist down to a reasonable number of bjds.

 

Granted, but the fire that granted your wish also destroyed the rest of your house.

I wish that I could see the sun to take some photos.

 

Granted, but now the earth's atmosphere is temporarily compromised, making the UV ray index impossibly high. Your dolls and your skin would be ruined if you went out there for even a minute.

I wish my MSD boy had some checkered sneakers.

 

Granted, the checkered sneakers are here but they're two left ones.

I wish I was filled with super strong unstoppable inspiration to keep working on my doll projects.

 

Granted! But now you're so obsessed you can't sleep, you lose your job, and you family moves out of the house.

I wish I'd quit finding dolls I need to buy!!!!!

 

Granted! But you can never buy anything for your bjds again.

I wish i could sew anything and everything effortlessly for my doll.

 

Granted! But everyone is so impressed with your sewing skills that you are recruited by high-end couture house in Paris, and never have the time to actually sew for your dolls.

I wish I would get a shipping notice!

 

Granted! But they ship the package to the wrong address...and the rude person who lives there doesn't bother to correct the mistake and just keeps your order.

I wish I had a dollar for every minute I spend looking at doll stuff online.

 

Granted! But now you have to spend $20 each time to access doll related websites, DoA included.

I wish there was a bjd convention in my state.

 

Granted! But it's in someone's basement and really creepy.

I wish my I had more self control on doll purchases!

 

Granted! But only on uneven Thursdays.

I wish I would not feel so guilty/anxious about owning more than one doll.

 

Granted! But then you can't stop buying dolls and they fill up your entire house!

I wish someone would be home to answer the door for the mailman tomorrow!!

 

Granted! But it's that creepy homeless lady from down the street and the mailman gets scared off.

I wish I had a pair of resin twins.

 

Granted, they completely identical but they're in entirely different scales (twin one is 23cm and twin two is 65cm).

I wish that the Kinokunya in my area would become a dealer for doll companies instead of selling smart dolls.

 

Granted! But they only stock three other companies, all of whom you hate.

I wish I had more time to dedicate to making doll clothes.

 

Granted! But nothing you make turns out right and you have to throw it away.

I wish I could make decent doll clothes!

 

Granted, but they only ever come out good if you commit to giving them away(and no cheating!)

I wish I could go on an Etsy doll clothes shopping spree.

 

Granted, but you're only allowed to pick feom stores that are known to be scammers and you never get your items!

I wish I could get more of my friends into the hobby.

 

Granted, but once they get into it they find they have no spending control whatsoever, and are forced to stop before their dolls make them go bankrupt.

I wish I could get this cosplay project done sooner so I have time to play with my dolls again.

 

Granted! But them minute you put on the costume it falls apart.

I wish my Luts order would get here!

 

Granted! But customs placed a huge fee over it.

I wish I could take better photos of my dolls.

 

Granted! But the pictures get erased

I wish I had an outfit for my new doll.

 

Granted, but its casual clothes made from cheap costume satin.

I wish I had a full cat themed outfit for my doll.

 

Granted! But it's a horrible fabric that's absolutely hideous, and it doesn't fit your doll.

I wish I had more room in my cabinet so I could get more dolls!

 

Granted! But the shelves aren't strong enough to hold any more dolls; if you put in any new ones the whole cabinet would collapse.

I wish my layaway was fully paid off right now.

 

Granted! But now that it's paid, the doll takes a year or longer to arrive.

I wish I knew what sculpt I wanted for my multiverse twins.

 

Granted! But it's a one off super exclusive limited that only 2 people in the world have and you'll never get them.

I wish my dolls could sew for themselves!

 

Granted, your dolls come to life and learn to sew their own clothes, but they realised they no longer need you and all leave to live their own lives.


I wish i could order more dolls on my wishlist already

 

Granted, but the companies mess up and all of them are in the wrong resin colours and on different size bodies.

I wish that LUTS re-released the Customhouse Dollmaster sculpts.

 

Granted! But they only release them in Korea so you can't get them.

I wish I had unlimited doll money!

 

Granted!! But you can't use your money for anything else at all haha!

I wish I could pay for the stuff I have for layaway faster haha~

 

^granted but the company you ordered from sends you a notice that they completely forgot to make your order and since they are so busy you habe to wait even longer before recieving your items

I wish i had a body for my floating head

 

Granted! But the resin match is dreadful.

I wish I had more time to make my dolls clothes.

 

Granted! But you can only make red clothes and all your dolls get stains from wearing them.

I wish I had a doll that looked exactly like my favorite video game character.

 

granted but its an odd size so you can't find clothes that fit it and the body doesn't stand at all

I wish i could find the perfect sculpt for my oc Kai

 

Granted, but its $5000 and its a limited sculpt from 2007.

I wish I had 1/4 patterns to begin miniature sewing.

 

Granted, but the patterns are printed on napkins.

I wish I could find the perfect wig for my new doll.

 

Granted but you find that you are severely allergic to the material the wig is made of

I wish i could find 1/3 scale wings that one side is angel and the other demon

 

Granted but they're sold out

I wish I could find a doll with complementary body blushing

 

Granted, but the blushing is the completely wrong color.

I wish I knew how to sew clothes for my doll

 

Granted but suddenly prices on fabric go way up so you can't afford to sew for them.

I wish I knew what color eyes to put into seil's head

 

Granted! But you don't own the color...and it's out of stock everywhere.

I wish I had more doll clothes that weren't black.

 

Granted. But they don't fit any of your dolls properly.

I wish I had the money to get my grail doll

 

Granted, but it has been discontinued and the only people willing to sell it want 4x the original price.

I wish my job would give me a week paid vacation so i could work on doll stuff.

 

Granted, but a family emergency happens that requires your full attention for that entire week.

I wish I had the materials to try eye making.

 

Granted, but you can only make eyes that are the wrong size for your dolls.

I wish I could find someone to do a good custom faceup at a reasonable price