The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted! They are all Crocs, Birkenstocks, Uggs, and Vibram Five Fingers.

I wish Raccoon Doll had boy tinies.

 

Granted! But the tinies are in 1/18 scale, making them scale appropriate tinies to your larger dolls.

I wish shipping on bjds didn't take so long

 

Granted! Your doll is shipped immediately after our chase but it'll always carry high customs charges!

I wish it was easier to find ouji lolita clothes all in white!

 

Granted! But they are never the right size for your doll.

I wish that I can use sealant indoors and without a respirator and poison myself or others.

 

Granted! It's brush-on Liquitex matte varnish, and you'll always get lots of dust bits stuck in it

I wish I didn't have to fight with dust so much when doing faceups

 

Granted, but now you have to fight the dust bunnies hopping all over your room!

I wish I could do better eyebrows on my dolls.

 

Granted! You can only draw perfect unibrows. Hope you like Frida Kahlo!

I wish Raccoon doll offered more than one male body type for their 1/4 dolls.

 

Granted! They now offer too many to choose from!

I wish sewing for dolls wasn't so much trial and error and that everything fit perfectly immediately.

 

Granted, but the all stitches violently burst at the seams once they're put onto the doll.

I wish there was a real life undo/redo button when customizing dolls

 

Granted. Unfortunately your cat stepped on the keyboard and spammed the button. You’re back at square one.

I wish I could find a good wig for my wig-launching elf girl

 

Granted! The wig now launches the doll

I wish browsing Mandarake didn't put my wallet in danger!

 

Granted... because your wallet is now empty after you browsed Alice's Collections.

I wish some of my dolls had option hand parts at all.

 

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Granted... But they're made of paper
I wish I could actually get a doll

 

granted! but when it arrives, all of its parts are either cracked or mismatched
I wish Impldoll Bernice will be released again

 

Granted but she only comes in 1/8 size.

I wish I could get better at designing BJD clothes.

 

Granted! Great designs but they are all exclusively for clothes from short shelf-life pleather.

I wish I stumbled upon the perfect 1/3 doll to add to my crew!

 

Granted! You find the most perfect 1/3 doll - but it's made by a foreign company that is now defunct, and only rarely comes up for sale on the secondhand market at ridiculous prices.

I wish I had a doll room!

 

Granted! The doll room has a leaky roof.

I wish I never missed the sale of dolls I like.

 

Granted! You never miss a sale, but then you don't have enough money to buy them clothes, so they all live naked in your house.

I wish I was better at rigging props for dolls.

 

Granted! But whenever you try to take a photo of the dolls with them, it's always slightly out of focus.

I wish I knew how to knit so I could make cute little sweaters and socks for my dolls.

 

Granted! You make them sweaters and socks and nothing else so they're all dressed Donald duck style.

I wish the faceup I finished was more aligned with my vision!