The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted! Buuuut it is all designed in weird forms and your dolls cant sit/lay on it in comfortable possitions >:v
I wish there were the amount of realistic head sculpts as there are non-realistic/exaggerated featured ones.

 

You find a great deal and order it but you accidentally bought all 1/6 furniture.

I wish I could move at the speed of light and get more face-ups done.

 

oops,
ignore the first one.

Granted there are plenty of realistic head sculpts but they are all completely out of you budget.

I wish I could move at the speed of light and get more face-ups done.

 

Granted, but since you go so fast, all of them end up looking horrible.

I wish I could be instantly better at sewing and have my hand stitching look like it was machine-made.

 

Granted! your stitching is perfect, but you can never get anything else done right for your projects, and the end results are terrible.

I wish the outfits i want for my dolls physically appeared in front of me to keep

 

Poof! Done! Wish granted, but they are all human sized for a XXXL male.

I wish that volks would release a Shiro SD17 in normal skin.

 

Granted! But he's a one off at a hometown Dolpa.

I wish someone would buy the body I just put on the MP.

 

Granted! but they end up being a scammer.

I wish I was talented enough to partecipate in the DoA triathlon and have a chance ;_;

 

Granted, you win but your prize gets lost in the mail.

I wish I found my grail doll in my local marketplace for cheap.

 

Granted! But when you get it home it completely falls apart.

I wish I could get some Volks eyes for my Volks girl!

 

Granted! But only in the colors you want the least.

I wish I could find the dollheart shoes that I want for my MDD.

 

Granted! But they don't match any of your outfits.

I wish I had a cat anthro doll

 

Granted, but a real cat thinks it's her kitten and attacks you any time you get near it.

I wish I could find cute converse for my slim MSD with 5.5 feet.

 

Granted, but you can only find them in flurro colours with an Adidas logo instead of the Converse logo.

I wish there was a 1/4 or larger bjd that was an anthro panda.

 

Granted! But you can only find one that looks just like Kung Fu Panda, no matter how you paint or style it.

I wish I could get paid NOW so I can buy a body for my beautiful Volks Rio!

 

Granted! But the body you wanted for your Ryo gets out of stock permanently OoO

I wish my fiance would like tiny anthropoid dolls so he can help my choose the right sculpt instead of running away when I show him pictures xD

 

Granted, but now he's obsessive over them and only lets you get the sculpts he likes, then he won't let you play with them.

I wish I could afford the the second hand Venitu I just found.

 

Granted! But when you get it, it's clear that the previous owner photoshopped the pics because she'd let her 3 year old draw on him with markers.

I wish I had some Delf sized sandals for my girls to wear!

 

Granted! But they are so poorly made that they fall apart when you try to put them on.

I wish all of the sealants were non-toxic!

 

Granted but everything bleeds through it, stains the doll and leaves it smelling moldy and fishy at the same time.


I wish i could figure out and create the perfect base for my incoming doll

 

Granted but shortly afterwards someone gifts you a doll sofa which you ultimately prefer.

I wish it would stop raining cats and dogs.

 

Granted! But then it starts raining frogs instead.

I wish I didn't have shaky hands so I could occasionally paint my dolls myself.

 

Granted! But now they're so stiff you can't curl your fingers around your doll or a brush.

I wish I could win something in the Triathalon!

 

Granted. But it gets lost in the mail on its way to you.

I wish I had a whole wardrobe of doll clothes.

 

Granted! But alas, quantity doesn't help when it comes to quality so only a few pieces are actually good for photos.

I wish I had a garden so I could take my dolls out for photo sessions whenever I want.

 

Granted, but no matter what you do, anything in the garden gets covered in mud! So you cant risk taking the dolls out there

I wish I could afford the Impldoll 70cm female body for this doll head I just bought.

 

Granted, but when the body arrives, you discover that the resin doesn't match your doll head.

I wish that I better camera for doll photography.

 

Granted but it requires film and you cant find anyone who will develop it for fear that it is porn.

I wish I wasnt so tired after work so i could work on doll stuff

 

Granted! But now you spend too much time working on dolls stuff so you're tired at work

I wish I had more money to buy doll clothes and shoes

 

Granted. But now you don't have enough money to afford other things.

I wish I was better at face ups.

 

granted,but the part that holds the doll straight bends because its aluminum

I found a perfect Ginny,but I wish I had $500 to get her.

 

oops ignore last post

 

Granted! But Mr. Super Clear is banned from your country and absolutely nothing else works right.

I wish I could go to Japan to a Volks store and get a FCS doll!

 

Granted! But it gets stolen on your way back to the US. :<

I wish dolls shipped instantly after being paid for! (because waiting is torture.)

 

Granted but the shipping is unprotected and the doll is shattered on arrival.

I wish there were more inexpensive materials I could use for face ups

 

Granted, but they all stain your doll.

I wish I could always find the perfect wigs for my dolls.

 

Granted but they're all horrible quality and when you try to brush them half of the fibres fall out.

I wish I was more outgoing so I can make more friends in the hobby.

 

Granted, but half the friends you make turn out to be really creepy in real life so you never want to go to meetups with them.

I wish I could figure out how to sew jeans for male BJDs so my boy wasn't sitting around in his PJs right now. :P

 

Granted but the buttons pop off every 10 minutes and you have to sew new ones on.

I wish I was done with my dolls house.

 

Granted but everything is just SLIGHTLY but NOTICEABLY out of scale.

I wish my Soom Marl's hooves would arrive today.

 

Granted! But the hooves are way out of proportion and have ratted looking fur.




I wish that I had the perfect sculpt for the three boys I want to shell, with them all looking different and as their age.

 

Granted, but they are only available in forest green or rose red resin colours.

I wish there were more sculpts that look like other ethnicities.

 

Granted, but theyre not in the size you'd prefer.

I wish I had the materials for the dress I need to make for my incoming doll.

 

Granted, but when you sew it all together the pattern suddenly changes to pink zebra stripes.

I wish I owned doll eyes in every color possible.

 

Granted but they are all in 30mm or higher.

I wish i had the materials and space to work on my dolls face ups

 

Granted but the room is so old and dusty that your face-ups always end up with dust particles stuck in them.

I wish I were better at setting up scenes for doll photos.

 

Granted but your camera keeps glitching and you lose all the files.
I wish I actually had money for bjds.

 

Granted, but for some reason all doll companies (and dealers) have you down as a scammer and won't allow you to ever buy their dolls.

I wish I could find a way to plan faceups so I can convey my ideas to the artist.

 

Granted! But they STILL get them wrong every time.

I wish I could win a DearSD in the lottery!

 

Granted,but on the way home you hit a speed bump and the doll disintegrates.

I wish I had money to get Margret the banshee home.

 

Granted, but the box got stuck in a package sorting machine jam and the whole left side of her body was completely crushed! Σ(゜ロ゜)

I wish I could find the perfect wig for Belle-Marie.

 

Granted, you find the most incredible wig, it is the most beautiful wig anyone has ever seen and fits you doll perfectly but then realize that somehow the factory it came from has a serious micro bug infestation that has the little buggers in the very fibers of the wig and can only be destroyed by burning it and they can spread throughout your dolls, room and house worst than termites and too small to see only their damage after the fact

I wish that the doll shop just decided to give me the three dolls I desperately want fully clothed in their outfits and accessories

 

Granted, but when you open the box the outfits are there but the dolls are nowhere to be seen. You've been duped!

I wish I owned every cat themed BJD ever made.

 

Granted, but as soon as you try to go to sleep they all come to life and start meowing incessantly, knocking things off of desks and scratching at doors even though they don't actually want to go out.

I wish I would win the lottery and buy every doll I ever wanted.

 

Granted! But after you spend all of the money they realize there's a mistake and the money wasn't yours and you have to sell them all.

I wish my Momoni who is on the way would get here now!

 

Granted,but it arrives with several dents and all the fingers smashed into bits

I wish my broomsticks were finished.

 

Granted, but it turns out they really ARE enchanted, and they fly straight out the window and out of sight.

I wish I had a full Lolita wardrobe for tiny BJDs.

 

Granted, but it's quality is on par with Milanoo (aka absolutely awful).

I wish I had the skills to make 1/4 and 1/3 dioramas.

 

(Ooh, Milanoo lolita...harsh...)
Granted! But skills are kind of a moot point without money, and you suddenly find that your bank account is $4000 overdrawn...

I wish I had a long chocolate brown wig for my newest doll.

 

Granted! But it doesn't fit and the style and color have been discontinued so it's back to the drawing board.

I wish my girls were back from their face ups!