The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted, but the resin is now so thin the slightest drop will make them break.

I wish I could take better doll pictures.

 

Guaranteed. But you won't have the energy to take them over and edit them.

I wish my dolls' props were more organized.

 

Granted, But now no matter how much you try, you cannot keep their clothing sorted.

 

I wish my dolls' props were more organized.

Granted, but you don't have the space to display them.

I wish I had a specialised space to display all of mine interacting in complex dioramas in full costumes, such as with their wings outstretched, props and other accessories.

 

Granted, but it's a four hour drive from your home.

I wish I was more motivated to work on my doll projects.

 

Granted. Your motivation grows after every project, but you dislike every finished piece you make.


I wish I knew how to make doll eyes of different shapes and sizes and materials.

 

Granted, but you get loads of air bubbles every time

I wish I was better at painting fine lines ex. eyelashes, lip lines etc

 

Granted, but your muscles are so trained to do fine lines that you lose the ability to blush.

I wish I could make my own doll shoes!

 

Granted! You become incredibly talented at crafting doll shoes, the final result always ends up being just a tiny bit too snug for any of your own dolls to wear.

I wish I actually had the budget to buy my dolls the wardrobe I imagine for them

 

Granted! You have just enough money to buy every piece of clothes you've ever imagined for your dolls. But in your haste to finally build the wardrobe of your dreams, you mixed up the sizes when ordering them. The clothes were custom tailored to fit your dolls perfectly, just... not the dolls they were meant for. Oopsie!

I wish I got a bjd as a gift! How cool would that be

 

Granted! But it's a floating head in a hard to match color.

I wish I could find wigs in a bigger variety of styles.

 

Granted! But you can never find the ones you want in the moment.

I wish I could find a male doll that I like.

 

Granted, but the shipping cost is always high.

I wish I could find a true old-fashioned doll trunk that will fir my 60cm girl.

 

Granted! It's super gorgeous and fits her perfectly. But once you get her in, you can't get it open again without permanently damaging it.

I wish all my dolls on preorder could just arrive already!

 

Granted! But they all arrive unstrung.

I wish I could find more clothes that fit ID75.

 

Granted! But they're all in the most eye-seering, unfit-for-your-characters colors.

I wish I could find another body for my poor boy without spending an arm and a leg.

 

Granted, but the colour is off just enough to annoy you.

I wish that every doll item I bought for my dolls would actually fit them.

 

Granted! But you can only buy items from one seller~

I wish I could find a better way of displaying
my dolls

 

Granted! but the display always looks like it might fall.

I wish I could make my own sculpts.

 

Granted! But you can't find supplies to do so anywhere.

I wish I could find already-made miniature houses sized to fit my dolls.

 

Granted! But they won't deliver to your area.

I wish I had more room for more bjds!

 

Granted! But there's black mold in the walls and the roof leaks.

I wish I am better at faceups!

 

Guaranteed. But the eyebrows will never have the desired shape.

I wish I could finish all the BJD projects!

 

You finish them... but for some reason, they all feel irritatingly off even though they look exactly like you imagined them

I wish I'd find the exact clothes I want to buy for my dolls...

 

Granted! But you can never find wigs you like.

I wish I could paint finer lines on faceups better.

 

Granted! But the colour intensity is always little off no matter how fine the lines are.

I wish I can find a good horse for my 1/3 boys.

 

Granted - but it's bright green with pink stripes.

I wish there was a bjd dealer within the EU.

 

Granted. They only carry Dollshe and quickly go out of business.

I wish I could learn enough digital art to print some pretty fabric for doll clothes.

 

Granted. But you don't know how to sew and you can't find anyone to commission so you can't use the pretty fabric.

I wish I can find historical clothing patterns for dolls.

 

Granted. However, your supplies are toxic and make you sick.

I wish I had 2 more bids to add to my crew

 

Granted! However, they are recasts!

I wish I could make better patterns for doll clothes.

 

Granted! But it’s only for a few basic items.

I wish I could find heads for all the spare bodies I have!

 

Granted! But you can't get an exact resin colour match no matter how hard you try.

I wish I have more time to devote to my dolls.

 

Granted. A unforeseen life event pops up taking even more time away from dolls.

I wish I had better tattoo skills for my dolls.

 

Granted! But you run out of ideas.

I wish I could find small iris eyes in more colors.

 

Granted! But because the irises are so small, you can never get them to set right in your dolls' heads.

I wish I can get rid of this writer's block. I wanna write doll stories!

 

Granted! But you find you have a lot less free time to write.

I wish I could make more doll outfits.

 

Granted - but they are all pleather and dissolve over time.

I wish my old-school and newer sculpts were more aesthetically similar to photograph together nicely.

 

Granted but you can never get them to pose right for group photos

I wish all my older pleather outfits aren't disintegrating one by one...

 

Granted. They explode all at once instead.

I wish my ordered body would get here soon.

 

Granted! But you weren't in when they delivered so they sent it back.

I wish I could afford more dolls

 

Granted: but it runs away the moment you free it from bubble wrap.

I wish my sewing machine didn't eat thread while making tiny outfits for dolls

 

Granted! But you can never find thread in the right colors.

I wish I could find more 70cm elf ear sculpts!

 

Granted! But they only come in strange colors you don't like.

I wish I wound get a shipping notice for the doll I paid the extra shipping insurance for.

 

Granted! But the notice shows that your doll's on its way to the other side of the world.

I wish I can 3D print size-appropriate knick-knacks for my dolls.

 

Granted! But always in the wrong colors and slightly bigger (enough to drive a perfectionist mad XD).

I wish that Etsy seller I found would print their articulated dogs in a bigger size so it would fit my crew.

 

Granted. The dogs are big enough to fit your crew in their mouths now and shipping is a nightmare.

I wish I could make up a pair of good names for my unnamed girls

 

Granted! But they are hard to spell and people constantly mispronounce them.

I wish I can find a size-appropriate taiko drum for one of my dolls!

 

Granted - but it's haunted and and makes drumming noises while you (try to) sleep.

I wish my dolls could all share hands and feet

 

Granted - but they are all magnetic and someone put the magnets on the wrong side so they hands and feet are all rejected from the sockets.

I wish I can find doll-sized yarn close to where I live.

 

Granted. It's doll sized in length of the fibers too. Enjoy watching it break!

I wish I had a doll the right proportions to stand in for a fitted dress for my incoming girl


Uh, sorry about the repeat posts. My internet acted up and I can't figure out how to delete the repeats

 

Granted. It's doll sized in length of the fibers too. Enjoy watching it break!

I wish I had a doll the right proportions to stand in for a fitted dress for my incoming girl

 

Granted. It's doll sized in length of the fibers too. Enjoy watching it break!

I wish I had a doll the right proportions to stand in for a fitted dress for my incoming girl

 

Granted but the doll has extra large feet and you can’t find shoes that fit.

I wish I had a complete outfit for each of my dolls.

 

Granted, but you can't get them on the dolls.

I wish all my dolls could stand in heels.

 

Granted. But the only heels they can wear are chunky, clunky and hard to find.

I wish my fingers would cramp up less when I knit for my dolls.

 

Granted! Gilderoy Lockhart has cast a healing spell on you that will make your fingers never hurt again. Your hands are now made of rubber, and controlling them has become so difficult that it is impossible for you to knit anything smaller than a knitted wrapper for the town hall tower.

I wish the faceups from my inner visions could get on my dolls' faces without having to redo them ten times and suffer my incompetence.

 

Granted! Instead of having to redo them 10x, you now have to redo them 1000x – because you are so great at doing face-ups that you can always achieve even better.

I wish I had beautiful, realistic looking glass eyes for my doll.

 

Granted - but their stems are broken and you hurt yourself every time you try to put them in the doll.


I wish I had more doll storage!

 

Granted! But the storage has opaque walls so you can't look inside and you can't turn off the non-stop UV light inside. Did I mention that it's also on the other side of the globe?

I want to take a cute, light-hearted couple picture of my two dolls as soon as my boy arrives.