The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted, but they ship one piece at a time.

I wish that materials for making and customizing dolls weren't so hazardous for your health.

 

Granted! but now all your customizations chip away, and never last as long, due to the natural ingredients in the materials.

I wish I could find some affordable cruelty-free feathers.

 

Granted! But the cruelty-free feathers are low quality and will fall apart from even gently touching them.

I wish that more realistic and mature clothing was available in MSD sizes.

 

Granted, but the only color they're offered in is baby poop brown.

I wish that vendors put the actual dimensions of items in their descriptions.

 

Granted, but the dimensions are in ancient Egyptian units of measurement.

I wish I had enough space in my house to customize my dolls.

 

Granted, but it's in the basement which might flood and ruin all the supplies

I wish i had a job so i can save money for a doll!

 

Granted but you work minimum wage at a really disgusting fast food place and you have a manager who constantly yells at you.

I wish I could have enough time for all of my bjd related projects.

 

Granted. You have enough time as long as you forgo all showering and laundry related activities.

I wish I was more organized with my doll projects.

 

Granted! You are! ...But now, along with a sense of organization for your doll projects, you've also acquired an obsession with side-by-side comparisons of doll props by arrival date and record every single item.

I wish I'd always kept my resolution about face-ups.

 

Granted, but every one of them has something slightly off about it that bugs you from most angles.

I wish that companies and artists would still release dolls with enough space between to 'catch 'em all'.

 

Granted but now they're in very limited runs and you only seem to be able to get hold of the butt ugly sculpts

I wish there were more meetups close by or a way to find other dolly people who live nearby

 

Granted, but theyre full of mean people!

I wish the doll i wanted were still available from the artist

 

Granted, but the doll is only available in a resin colour that you would never want a doll in.

I wish all fullset dolls looked exactly like their promo photos!

 

They look exactly like their promo photos, meaning they're two dimensional.

I wish I had enough space for all my doll items.

 

You do! but now theres so much room that you cant find anything.

I wish i could learn to sew.

 

Granted ! But now no one will let you buy or have any fabric or usable material for the items you want to make.

I wish I could find the perfect pair of wings for my SD

 

Granted! But they are so brittle and fragile that you can only use them once before they start to break.

I wish i had more doll friends who live close by.

 

Granted, but they don't like dolls and are too busy to do anything with you.

I wish my dolls would magically restring them selves.

 

Granted but after restringing themselves they turn into smug little monsters and set about destroying your furniture and even the walls of your house!

I wish the doll shoes I ordered from overseas would arrive already!

 

Granted! They all turn up and once but the dolls you ordered them for are still in their 3 month wait in customs

I wish there was a sealant spray which wasn't toxic so you could do your faceups inside without a mask

 

Granted, but after the doll head is completely sprayed, you decided to send the doll to a face up artist because you can't achieve the look you want. When the artist goes to remove the face up it melts the resin.

I wish I could get all my dolls outfits and accessories completed.

 

Granted, but when you go to put them on, none of them fit.

I wish the sculpts I want, but have been discontinued, would be rereleased.

 

Granted, but they are all only out for one month and waaaaay over your budget.

I wish I was better about finishing the doll I’m working on before getting a new one.

 

Granted, but there will always be one thing about them that's just slightly wrong and irritating.

I wish there were more sculpts with articulated wings.

 

Granted, but they are too heavy to pose and the channels are far too thin for wire so they just hang lifelessly off the back and never look good.

I wish i had more doll events to go to locally.

 

Granted, but none of them are bjd-centric

I wish for a Huajing Tian Ni!

 

Granted, but they're gonna take a year and a half you get to you.

I wish I had some bjd friends locally/in real life.

 

Granted, but something always comes up before you get to meet up with them irl, so they still feel like long distance online friends.

I wish there were more local doll events nearby the I could go to.

 

Granted, but everyone there is an elitist with more money than you... and ridiculous prices on their sales items.

(I pray that this doesn't happen often in real life)

I wish I had the perfect fullset drow sorcerer of my dreams.

 

Granted, but after you get them you decide you don't quite like the color of the set and have to start over.

I wish my Dollpamm Icarus was here already!

 

Granted! But he’s got a real bad scratch in his resin

I wish I had a Yo-sd army

 

Granted. But they come to like and attack you like a real army!

I wish learning to sew was easier so i could make clothes before my doll comes

 

Granted. You can sew, but all your finished clothes are the wrong size and your doll decided they want to wear chain mail instead.

I wish I could make up my mind. I’m stuck between two dolls and both of them are in stock, around the same price.

 

Granted! But the second you order them, the other goes on sale.

I wish all the dolls I have coming in were here right now.

 

Granted, but you’re not home and the postal worker doesn’t feel comfortable leaving them all for porch pirates. They take them back to the post office overnight.

I wish I had more time for my dolls!

 

Granted, but you no longer have time to cook dinner so all you can eat is instant ramen for the rest of your life. In a flavor you don't like.


I wish I had more inspiration for doll photoshoots.

 

Granted, but once you actually start taking photos you can never get the lighting quite right.

I wish I have space for all my doll boxes.

 

Granted, but the space they're stored in is infested with bugs that eat away at them.

I wish I could find the perfect sculpt for the character I have in mind.

 

Granted! But it's a decade old sculpt and there were only 3 of them that were ever created.

I wish Leander would up and pick a wig already!

 

Granted, but it's a very ugly wig that you hate so you hide it in a closet whenever possible.



I wish I knew how to style fur wigs like a pro.

 

Granted. You can now style them like a professional taxidermist. You don’t know how to work with faux fur or do a good hairstyle… but you are a pro with fur now.

I wish I knew how to make Rae’s wings and make them look good.

 

(I cut a wig for the first time since that last post! It was...something LOL 10/10 would do again)

You can make them look absolutely beautiful to other people, but they will never sit quite right in your own eyes and you'll always be changing them, looking more beautiful to everyone else each time.

I wish I could keep up consistency in doing doll photography and posting photos.

 

Granted but you never have any clean dishes as you use that chore time for photography
I wish my doll would stand!

 

Granted! But they are no longer able to sit!

I wish had a doll body for all my floating heads!!

 

You find A body for your floating heads. It's a hydra with terrible balance.

I wish it was easier to get elastic for restringing.

 

Granted! But all your strung dolls become just a little too tight or too loose!

I wish that all doll companies would add photos of the dolls in unflattering angles and without professional photoshop along with the normal photos so we could better picture how a doll would look in real life!

 

Granted! But since they did no post-processing, the photos are all blurry.

I wish there was a repository for clothing releases, like there are for head sculpts, to help navigate secondhand purchases.

 

Granted, but the names of all the items are messed up and the pictures all look like they were taken by someone who forgot to take off the lens cap.

I wish there was a way to tell which event heads/bodies came from other than COAs/paperwork.

 

Granted. Each event head/body now uses a different resin. Some are transparent, some are unusual colors, some are a strange tie-dye marbled concoction, but all are functionally unmatchable. Good luck.

I wish I had a good resin match with the correct body type for a hybrid I want to make.

 

Granted! The body you hybridize with cannot pose to save its life.

I wish my favorite custom wig maker on Instagram would open commissions soon.

 

Granted! Everyone who wanted a commission gets one, and you have a year-long wait until your order is filled.
I wish to get very good at dyeing resin dolls.

 

Granted, your doll-dying skills are unsurpassed, they always come out beautiful and evenly colored but…never in quite the color you wished for, alas!
I wish I was magically good at shoe-making.

 

Granted, you make the most beautiful shoes you've ever seen. But...no matter what you try, they are exactly two sizes too small for the doll you're making them for.

I wish I was able to find clothing for uncle dolls that wasn't dress clothes or lingerie.

 

Granted! They are all sports mascot suits.

I wish that eyelashes came in more natural colors other than black and dark brown.

 

Granted! But they'll come individually.

I wish it was easier to find Unoa shoes of any style

 

Granted. All the shoes fit perfectly and come in every style and color that you could ever want.
But they take 2 years to ship and the dolls cannot stand in them even with a doll stand.

I wish that they made more wigs in 9-10 size.

 

Granted! There are now 9-10 in every possible style and length, but they only come in various neon colors.

I wish my Dream Valley accessory order would ship already.

 

Granted, but they get lost in the mail.

I wish I had more time to work on my dolls.

 

Ah, granted. You now have more time to work on your dolls, but every wish list doll you acquire (including grail dolls) has a flaw with its hands.

I wish I had the patience to finish more doll clothing projects.

 

Granted! All the patience in the world is now yours.
But you take forever to make up your mind about every tiny detail and thus end up finishing only 3 outfits a year.

I wish that my dolls were lighter/easier to transport.