The Corrupt a Wish Game! - Part 2

Granted! But the wide selection of style that fit them only come in colors you dislike!

I wish I was more confident about giving my dolls face-ups.

 

So be it! But unfortunately every second face-up you create changes to Freddie Mercury.

I wish I had more courage to continue with heavy mods.

 

Granted. You have the courage - but every mod you do turns out to make the doll LITERALLY heavy. You can no longer pick any of them up!

I wish once I posed my dolls for photos, I could just magic them over to the cabinet/into their stands with the same poses.

 

Granted. Whenever you pose your dolls for photos, they magic into Stands. They are no longer BJDs, but Jojo's Bizarre Adventure superpowers.

I wish the hair wefts I bought better matched their Etsy photos.

 

Granted, they are now a beautiful match but...they all frizz up the moment you work with them.

I wish my own doll hobby habits were more ‘slow and steady’ and less ‘feast or famine’.

 

Granted! But so slow, and so steady, that you never get another doll.

I wish I could shrink regular MSD shoes to fit Minifee feet!

 

Granted! But in shrinking the shoes, you shrunk the materials used and now they’re extremely fragile. The shoes crumble when you attempt to try them on for the first time.
I wish I could make a nice wig that fits for my wig-launching doll with large ears.

 

Granted! But for some reason the wig frizzes out every time you walk away, no matter how much product you use and no matter how many times you try to brush it.

I wish all dolls came with an outfit, no matter where you purchase them from.

 

Granted! But the outfit is always a burlap sack and flipflops.

I wish my doll was finished and here already.

 

Granted. Your doll is "finished." It has gore mods and arrived in a coffin.

I wish my Etsy supplies would get here sooner.

 

Granted! They arrive.... in an Amazon package - clearly drop shipped, and you realize you paid the marked up price for someone from Etsy to have them shipped to you!!

I wish I had an easier time making final decisions about how to style my dolls.

 

Granted, but now something always goes wrong at the last second. Things like the dress has a seam pop, or the shorts get a hole, or the face-up chips, or the wig melts in just one spot that's hard to cut out.

I wish I had more places in and around my house that would make a good backdrop for photoshoots.

 

Granted, but all those *good* backdrops don't match the style of your dolls.

I wish I don't have to wait months for any doll I ordered.

 

Granted. .... You have to wait YEARS!

I wish my apartment complex would communicate better about their "required" entries so that I could focus on my dolly artwork today without wondering if I'm going to get kicked out all day.

 

Granted, but the notice that they give is that they're always watching and they'll come in the moment you get super involved in a project.

I wish I could just magically afford every doll I want, whenever I want them.

 

Wish granted... But every time you buy a doll you instead get a random sculpt in the mail; there's only a slim chance of getting the one you actually ordered.

I wish each doll item I made turned out right the first time.

 

Granted. Every item you make does indeed turn out right the first time. Two right shoes, two right sleeves in a shirt, etc. Anything like a hat or scarf inexplicably bends to the right, and no amount of blocking can correct it. Furniture always leans just slightly to the right as well, which perfectly matches the eternally uneven picture frames in your newly completely backgrounds. And when you eventually give up on crafting, driven mad by the frustration, you eventually take up eye making, as both eyes can be the same, right? All is normal until you put them in, adjusting carefully and notice the final straw: both eyes, no matter how you try, always look off to the doll’s right. But it’s your left when you face them so at least it’s variety.

I wish my ends would weave themselves nicely into the knitting or crocheting when I make something for my dolls.

 

Granted. They weave themselves in perfectly, but everything unravels before your dolls get to wear them.

I wish I could find the perfect doll to shell my character.

 

Granted. But when you do the doll is never strung tightly enough and flops around like a newborn and you're never able to pose them for pictures.

I wish I could find the right wig for two of my dolls.

 

Wish granted but the wigs are super frizzy and don't quite fit right.
I wish I had unlimited BJD spending funds.

 

Granted, but you're so busy hiring financial advisors you have no time to actually shop for dolls!
I wish I was skilled at making beautiful BJD shoes :3

 

Granted. You can make the most beautiful shoes anyone has ever seen. But you can't make them fit any of your dolls!
I wish my new doll was on her way already!

 

Granted! She's on her way...but she gets stuck in the dreaded CUSTOMS (You never said that she had to actually MAKE IT..I mean, she'll get there eventually...right?)

I wish that I could find a few outfits to purchase for my -very- naked 70cm boys​

 

All the outfits are transparent and only highlight their...assets.

I wish I had more energy for doll crafting.

 

Granted! You have tons for energy for doll crafting, but half the supplies you need for every project are missing!

I wish I had better tailoring skills to sew for my dolls.

 

Granted! You can endlessly tailor all bjd clothing to the perfect, flattering fit!
Too bad the fitted outfit can never again be removed.

I wish I had face-up skills like AngelToast!

 

Granted! You have beautiful faceup skills JUST LIKE Angeltoast. In fact, they're so close to her faceup skills that some people might call it a...copy. (Ruh roh!)

I wish that my artistic block would go away!

 

Granted, but now you have SO MANY ideas, that you can’t decide which one to do so that you can start.

I wish I could do doll stuff as my full time job.

 

Granted, But now you have to reassemble them every 3 hours

I wish I had a 1/3 scale doll house

 

Granted but now 1/3 scale furniture is 10% more exspensive.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive on doll wigs.

 

Granted. You’re not uncommitted on doll wigs anymore. Instead, you’ve decided wholeheartedly on one wig for each doll. It’s a pity that the wigs are always sold with a (very pricey) doll- and the sellers never allow you to split.

I wish that my current sewing project was done already.

 

Granted, your sewing project is done but you accidentally sewed it with water soluble thread and you just washed it.
I wish I could make up my mind on whether I should get a new body for one of my dolls.

 

Granted! You have made up your mind on the body! It's a Bobobie 1/3 body. yikes!

(no shame to BBB, i adore their sculpts, but their posing leaves a lot to be desired)

I wish I had the space for a home studio so I can take photos all day.

 

Granted, your studio is fantastic, but all your pictures turn out blurry no matter what you do.

I wish I could afford the new Doll Chateau Hermit Crab doll.

 

Granted!
Doll Chateau sends you a nude 'Hermit the Crab' for free, as long as you style and photograph him for their next display. You do such a wonderful job that, while posing 'Hermit' near the sea, an 'Hannah' the Crab steals him away to the deep ocean where they are lost in Love until the ocean grinds them gone.
I wish... I could buy the new Kaye Wiggs elf! (Maybe, as I still have until September 15?)
Update: pre-order closed very early.

 

Granted but you have to sell the rest of your collection to afford it.
I wish the new wig I ordered for my doll Marjorie would get here already.

 

Granted, but it got damaged in shipping and you have to wait all over again for the replacement.

I wish I had more time to get the photoshoot I want to do done sooner.

 

Granted. You have plenty of time now. Time itself has frozen in accordance with your wishes. Unfortunately, this applies to everything except for you. Any on order items will never be progressing or delivered, bjd forums will never update, and everyone else (like doll friends) is stuck in this state. The real world is crumbling as well, due to the earth’s stopping its revolutions around the sun, crops can’t grow anymore, and everyone in charge of maintaining infrastructure is also stuck. But hey, you’ve got time for your photo shoot!

I wish I could do face ups/body blushing well when I try it for the first time next week.

edit: now that’s just evil

 

Granted! You do a fabulous job on your first try at face-ups, but they chip terribly within minutes of being finished.

I wish my dolls from Granado and Doll Leaves would get here this week.

 

Granted, but you have to wait an additional half of the original waiting period before you open them!

I wish I could find the perfect outfit for my grail doll.

 

Granted! It is three times the price of the doll though...

I wish I had the perfect crafting room.

 

Granted your perfect outfit for your grail doll only exists in your mind so you have to teach yourself to sew so you can obtain it.
I wish I could find the perfect wig for my 27cm Myou Betinna.

 

Granted, but the wig only comes in a color that's your least favorite.

I wish I could...finally start that layaway to get Impldoll Plaice for an OC of mine.

 

Granted! You are able to start the layaway! But now you you have little to no inspiration to work on the doll or character. Oops!

I wish I had the perfect crafting room.

 

Granted! But now half your supplies for every project have gone missing...

I wish I felt more inspired/motivated to sew for my dolls.

 

Granted, you have the inspiration, but can't seem to find any fabric or materials that meet your ideas!

I wish I could find shoes that fit my girl doll's feet that weren't house slippers

 

Granted! You find dozens of pairs of well-fitting combat boots.

I wish that I could find more time to spend on my dolls.

 

Granted! You’ve just been fired from your job, so that’ll give you a few more hours in the day I’m sure.

I wish sealant was useable in cold weather.

 

Granted! Your sealant would spontaneously combust in warm weather.

I wish there were more wigs available in more natural shades of red instead of that cartoony fire-engine color.

 

Granted! All wigs only come in shades of natural red now. Hope you never wanted anything else!

I wish I could get my boy the perfect face up.

 

Granted! But you’re out of sealant.

I wish I could find shoes for my Sadie, Dollstown Arin on Elf body.

 

Granted, but they stain your doll's feet and it's permanent.
I wish I could have a Myou Alan head on a female body.

 

This female body has breasts for days. Good luck at any pose that isn't "fallen on her bust."

I wish I had an ETA for the boy I ordered.

 

Granted, but he's scheduled to arrive in 2025.

I wish my accessories order would arrive soon!

 

Granted but when you open it it’s all the wrong items and you now have to wait even longer for them to ship the right items

I wish I knew what body would best fit my floating heads

 

Granted. You figure out it was an incredibly limited, highly sought after body from a company that went out of business a decade ago. The secondhand prices are astronomical, when they pop up for sale once or twice a year.

I wish all the beading I plan to do on this doll dress was done! (It looks so pretty but takes so long!)

 

Granted, it's done...and absolutely gorgeous - congrats on a fantastic job that took dozens of hours! But sadly those lovely beads were actually cheap gel, and they begin to melt and drip as soon as the humid weather hits.

I wish I had enough money to fulfill my dolly wish list.

 

You have the money! Unfortunately life happens, so you must divert the money into other bills.

I wish my embroidery project was closer to finished.

 

Granted, but just as you finish your coffee spills over on it and not only stains it but the color bleeds.
I wish I had a maid to clean up after me and all my creative doll projects.

 

Granted! But you have to pay the maid so much that you have no money for dolls or art supplies!

I wish the dolls I'm waiting for would ship in one month instead of 5 to 7....