Discussion Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

Anno let's go eh? Anno
1.Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

Pyramid or Good Ol' fashioned Handle Bar?
www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheStyles.aspx

2.What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

Go to Dominicks, pick out a bag of Ghiradelli chocolates,
vanilla ice cream, and a book of recipes to try and make his own.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

A large white rectangular box that hums loudly as it's coils
suck up the heat inside the box and converts it into cold air.
Wait till I tell him that's a fridge.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

Probably the chirping that cats typically do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSickcDomwo&feature=related
5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

God_Code. Is it epic enough Anno?

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
4 in total.
After he heard the device beep three time before a female
voice alerted “Fire, fire” he'd feel bad because he thought he was
killing a ghost. Again.
7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
I think we can safely say that Klondike bar he tried to make
in question 2.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Tried to make himself a little SD sized Christmas stocking and then
hid the failed lumps of glittery cotton so I wouldn't be mad.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
“Getting to know you” From 'The king and I'.
It's stuck in my head already. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aVbJhg23Ao

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Similarly he would still be the colors of yellow,
gray and blue and loved to splash in water. Differentially he would
not be two feet tall, able to be clothed, nor would he total to
probably the cost of someones rent.

What would he trade you, Truffle, for Farinelli?

A damn good lookalike that never seemed weird that he never
moved or talked. Who knows, he may be able to teach my cat
how to behave and not walk sideways while playing.

Anno: Well how come I couldn't write my own meme?
Me: You don't know how to use a keyboard.
Anno: *mutters* I can't wait to have my own livejournal.
Me: What?
Anno: Nothing!
Anno: I swear allegiance to Truffle as my new doggie
overlord. Can I bring Farinelli too, he's really cute!
Me: He doesn't need to grovel to his own sister Anno.

 

Alright, Dream, you're up..
Up for what?
Just answer the damn questions or I'm not going to spend the day frigging around with fur for you..
Ok fine..

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? -- One of those rhinestone ones you can buy at Hot Topic. .. What, you actually expect me to get involved with facial hair?

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? Make you some really wicked awesome rave kandi.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? Dance club for dollies..

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? A sugar glider.

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? xXRaverboi266Xx

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? Only the once, when I got distracted making home made caramel dip.

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? Skittle encrusted thanksgiving turkey.. Hey shut up I thought it was good! And wasn't I supposed to answer the questions, here?

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? Made them into arm warmers..c.c

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? Ass Up. She used to like it, but now I think I've ruined it for her http://youtu.be/B4GGgk7O9l4

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? Skinny with fuzzy hair? I suppose.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? What's a Farinelli?

 

Me: Hey Koriel! Answer these questions.
Koriel: No.
Me: Oh...well, I figured. Moku! You're up! Take this Meme!
Mokuba: What's a Meme?! Does it involve zombies?
Me: What? no!...nevermind...Karasu!...come do this...'quest'.
Karasu: Quest? How much gold does it give?
Me: Um, none you get life XP just do it!
Karasu: Fine...but if it's boring you'll meet your doom!
Me: Yeah yeah whatever...

Doll: Karasu

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
Karasu: Don't be silly, elves can't grow mustaches. But, if I had to pick it'd be an evil looking one!

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
Karasu: What's a klondike bar? Can it be smelted?
Me: *sigh* No you eat it. It's like ice cream.
Karasu: OH! Well, in that case. I would make a mechanical one that was really an explosive. Set it in place of the real one, eat the real one in the perfect hiding place, and watch while the other explodes in the human's face! *nods*
Me: That sounds about right...

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
Karasu: If I told you I'd have to kill you.
Me: We don't have a Cellar.
Karasu: That's what you think...

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
Karasu: A crow.
Me: A chicken you mean.
Karasu: NO! I'm not a chicken demon! I'm a crow demon!

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
Karasu: MasterOfDoom
Me: Oh, how original...

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
Me: Only once..he's not allowed to help cook dinner anymore because he thinks you're suppose to put a magically appearing camp fire on the stove...and well that just isn't happening.
Karasu: I still don't understand how you humans cook without a camp fire! It makes no sense.

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
Me: Well, I wouldn't eat anything he cooks...it's probably poisoned.
Karasu: *nods*
Me: See, he's not even going to deny it.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Me: Yeah, what have you done with them?
Karasu: Make a spiffy new evil cloak of course!
Me: Right...really evil looking with bright yellow leopard print, rainbows and stars, and gir.
Karasu: It's not my fault you have horrible taste.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
Not really sure if this counts but...Looking for Group: Slaughter the World and if not then surely this one does! Dr. Horrible's singalong Brand New Day

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Similarities: It's also purple and green?
Differences: It's probably not trying to think up ways to kill me...oh well, it probably is but it's a toothbrush! Sadly the polymorph effects will probably wear off momentarily.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
Karasu: Her *points to the human asking the questions*
Me: Wha?! Do you even know what a farinelli is? Or who for that matter.
Karasu: No, but he sounds evil. Is he what I get as a reward for doing this quest?
Me: No.
Karasu: Oh! Well, in that case fear my wrath of doom!

 

OK, let it be Rhiannon...

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? Clearly, it would be imperial, befitting to my elegance.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? Take off my shoes and hike up my skirt.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? It's not a secret anyway: A giant canoe made of discarded Klondike wrappers.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? Probably a zebra.... whoooop whooooop whoooooooooop (they sound just like Guinea pigs.)

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? YouDontKnowME

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? none!!!! Because I only eat raw vegan food.

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? Broccoli.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? I reattached them to their right counterparts of course. What did you think I would do with them? At least one of us is working around here.....

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!) Could We start again, Please? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE7pgUvirgM

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? Hard, bitter, vibrates when pushed.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? Broccoli. I'm not a "dog person".

 

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

Joshua: The very classic and elegant waxed gentleman's mustache - that is the mustache of those who accomplish great things.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

Joshua: Make out with a cute little vixen ....well okay, I would do that anyways...

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

Joshua: WHAT. How did you know!? Well okay...so I've been working on a project...These dang tourists in this park are driving me mad! So I thought a trebuchet would take care of them easily...

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

Joshua: I'm apparently modeled after a silver fox...so probably that creepy fox scream o__o Intimidation bonus!!

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

Joshua: Hmmm...something elegant and dramatic....how about...MoonlightCascade...nah, too girly...I need to think on this...

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

Joshua: ....20 times...It's apparently a bad thing to roast a freshly hunted deer over an open fire in the kitchen...

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

Joshua: ...Why would I admit to such a horrendous miscalculation...ugh...just never, ever, mix the sugar up with the salt...that is all.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

Joshua: Again, with the revealing of dark secrets! I have a grand plan, one that I saw on TV...it involves this!

Steal left socks----> ??? ----> Profit!

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

Joshua: This has been stuck in my head forever. "In sleep he sang to me...in dreams he came..."

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

Me: Hey, he's actually useful now!
Joshua: Q.Q

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
Joshua: I could use a buddy. How about a dog treat?

 

Apparently my computer thought it would be cute to double-post. My mistake, please delete.

 

Here is Sophie, she will be answering the questions today.


1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
Sophie: Uhhh...that one! *points to a picture of a Dali* It looks fun!

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
Sophie: What's a Klondike bar?
Me: It's ice cream dipped in chocolate
Sophie: I would eat it.
Me: Yes, but what would you do to get it?
Sophie: Uh...I promise I will be good for Andre all day today.
Me: O.o Well, that will be quite the feat.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
Sophie: You wanna know what I'm building? What's the password?
Me: Er, please?
Sophie: That's not it.
Me: I'll give you candy if you tell me.
Sophie: It's my super secret fort. Now where's my candy?
Me: Here.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
Sophie: Rawr!
Me: Are you a dinosaur?
Sophie: *bites* Rawr!
Me: I'll take that as a yes.

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
Sofie_OmNom

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
Me: *puts out flames* That's the sixth time today! What are you trying to make and who let you in the kitchen unsupervised?!
Sophie: We're making mac and cheese! Andre was helping me!
Me: Well that explains it. *goes to find Andre and drags him into the kitchen* Now listen, both of you, neither of you is allowed to cook without Sara here. Understood?

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
Well, there are some charred, mostly raw noodles baked to the bottom of this pot...if you consider that "made"

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Sophie: NO! Don't take down my fort!
Me: I need some socks to wear.
Sophie:

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
Sophie: *yelling* SUPERCALAFRAJILITICEXPEALEDOSIOUSS! la la la la la la la SUPERCAFRALAJIOUSIOUS!

er...here's what she's TRYING to sing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3zAbQ0aMK8

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Me: Weeelll...she's a lot quieter....but not much bigger.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
Sophie: I already have a puppy and now I have a brother....I would give you my new brother for yours...then my puppy could have a friend.
Me: No more pets. Also, you cannot trade your brother away.
Sophie: *pouts*

 

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
A combination of mutton chops, blended into a thick set square tash, like a piece of felt has been stuck to her upper lip.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
A what..? -TO GOOGLE!-

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
I have a cellar?! She's probably built a BJD Disney Land down there!

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
Chinchilla squeaks, yips and barks.

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
She's too Hipster for LiveJournal.

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
Several. She leaves things on the hob and forgets. And then when alarms are going off all over the house, she's too small and panicky to climb up the drawer handles to turn the oven off. And then doesn't wash the charcoaled mess out of the pots and pans.

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
Everything except cereal; it's the only thing she hasn't burnt.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Hides them in the cellar she build untill I forget they're missing, then puts them in my sewing box to make into clothes for her!

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy?
Anything from High School Musical. IT'S NOT A REAL MUSICAL AND IT SUCK?!

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
She's a bit smaller, granted, and a little thinner. But her head and wig have NEVER been in the mouth. Ew. How do you brush your teeth with a jointed tooth brush? It's be all.. Bendy..

 

Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity- Answers for Hel

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
The mountain man, crazy and dirty.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
What wouldn't she do? Honestly, you should probably just give that Klondike bar to her before things get dangerous...

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
A trans-dimensional time vortex or something else as equally ill-advised.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
The sound a panther in heat makes.... believe me, you don't want to know. Although there is youtube for those of you who have a blatant disregard for the comfort of your ears.

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
Lich_Queen

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
She'd probably disable them after the first time....

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
I don't know what it was, but it was a black, writhing ooze that smelled of death and may have contained zombie flesh.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Made herself dresses out of them

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
http://youtu.be/VRk9ZiQamos

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Still fuzzier on top and can make you bleed, but probably less smelly.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
Well... Hel's not too fond of castrati, so... oh, wait, he's a dog? Well, I guess if he's fixed he could still... um. Anywho. I'll trade you my sister's dog! He smells.

 

Me: Come on Kito answer those question and I will rub you behing the ears!
Kito:.... ok but you have to do it for 10min at least....

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

Oh, I would simply be regals!! I am a lion so I am of royal blood. So of course an english mustache.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

I am underage so there is no way that I would enter such establishment. However is I am forced to I would do like them folks do and drink to my heart contents.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

A throne of course. I cannot comprehend how you would think this mere sofa would be enought for my royal but.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

raaaaaaaaaawwwwrrr

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

Meh social networks... who need them.

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

I prefer eating my meat raws but I have taken a fancy for cakes.I have never set off the alarm.

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

I once fell on my royal face and it was terrible.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

I am trying to make this hole more confortable to lay upon so of course I pile them up together.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

http://youtu.be/KXs8OS6EdAE

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

How dare you! I am simply fluffy not toothy.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

There shall be no pup in this cat royaume. It would be absurd. So you will have to keep your brother.

 

Because this stuff is not NEARLY as fun unless I use him...today, I shall be answering on behalf of Kiyosumi.

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

Pornstache. Definitely a pornstache. A nice thick one.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

Dude. A Klondike bar would be SO worth the disaster that would result if I did something like push Shirou in the swimming pool. (Hint: said disaster would involve major, major shrinkage.)

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret. Besides, I'd have to kill you later.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

RAWR. I'MMA TIGER. RAWR.*

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

Oh, something involving luck. Wouldn't be me otherwise. I'm kind of fond of lucky_strike, myself.

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

The better question is how many times HAVEN'T I set off the smoke alarm?

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

Pro tip: never think it's a good idea to make a key lime cocktail with lime juice and cream. The results are just nasty.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

Wouldn't you just love to know.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

Uh...I don't think I can post it. It is NOT worksafe. Not in the least. Barring that particular masterpiece, we'll go with this one. (Pick who you prefer, Clay Aiken or David Hyde Pierce, they're both great. ALTHOUGH the David Hyde Pierce version does have Tim Curry, and that kind of ups the awesome ante.)

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

Oh my god, are you people trying to make me say dirty things in front of all the under-18s?

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

I can give you Shirou, he annoys me.

I for one welcome our canine overlord.

*Not to be confused with Tigers that occasionally wear blue spandex and chase rabbits.

 

I have decided to let my LTF Arctic Fox Mulder answer these questions. In fact, I'm not so much letting him as getting out of his way as he dives at the computer to get to it . . . so: avanti!

Mulder: I first must say that I have no problems whatsoever swearing allegiance to you, Truffles. Something as beautiful as yourself -- and clearly as intelligent -- should have a mass following! Now on to the questions:

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

Mulder: First, I must point out that as a fox, I am a fur bearing creature and have long thought about hair style and management issues. If I were to be a mustache, it would have to be a handlebar. Reason one: handlebar mustaches were always a sign that one was a member of either the aristocracy or of the elite ruling class in past ages (as only they had time to tend to them). I am clearly both. Reason two: mustaches such as that are a thing of beauty to behold (if cared for properly). I think I need not make the connection there, as it should be obvious. Reason three: they are cool. As am I.


2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

Mulder: Now if you are referring to a bar of solid gold mined in the Klondike region, the answer is: anything (especially at today's gold prices). If, however, you mean that ice cream sandwich -- that is a differnt matter.

Spensers_Mom: Not really. Mulder is a slave to ice cream. He'd probably do anything for one of those, too.



3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

Mulder: I am, and the confines of national security forbid me to talk about it with anyone under a Top Secret security clearance. Once you have faxed me the relevant documentation proving you have such clearance, I will answer your question.



4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

Mulder: As a fox, I have been know to bark, growl and grunt. But that is not really acceptable discussion material for a family forum. Let us move on to the next question . . .



5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

Mulder: I have had my own blog, thank you, and I have just used Mulder. I think that is unique enough.



6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

Mulder: I do not cook. I appreciate the end result (if it is done well, of course) but I know nothing of the actual physical labour involved. I leave that to my human. She has set the smoke alarm off on an almost daily basis. It is becoming embarassing.



7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

Mulder: In the 1980s, I made some very poor wardrobe choices. Thankfully, therapy has helped me to deal with that guilt and shame.



8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

Mulder: Again, I cannot tell you without proper security clearance. Have you been looking in our cellar without asking?



9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

Mulder: Sadly, I could not carry a tune if there was a handle on it. But I do try to sing opera.


10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

Spensers_Mom: Both are a bit bristly . . .

Mulder: Am I not supposed to be answering the questions?



Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?


Mulder: Likely,if you are looking to trade him, your brother is similar to mine and is about as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house. So instead of a trade, I shall send you some chocolates and my sympathies!

 

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

The little twiddly one Poirot has

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

Not a lot, they haven't been invented yet >.>

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

Probably a time machine... Or a still

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

Some kind of wild cat!

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

TurquoiseHeiress

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

More times than she's made something edible!

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

Some kind of... carbon... based... lifeform... I think

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

I'm not sure... she won't tell me... But if it has anything to do with those loud noises coming from the cellar then I'm rather concerned!

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

She's singing the entire repertoire from Chicago! *shoots self*

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

She's still tall and thin, and still tremendously prickly...... well actually, she's really not all that different A little less mouthy I suppose

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

I've got a box full of taaaaasty gravy biscuits, some Biltong from my South African brother and a beautiful sparkly pink colour with matching sparkly tiara fit for Princess Truffle

 

In order to help me connect with my floating head as I wait his body which has just been shipped, I shall submit Junebug to the torture of the meme of unbelievable stupidity.
Buggy is purple. Merlot is red. Treu is blue.

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
Mous... tash? What is?
Bug wouldn't be any standard mustache. He'd be one of those crazy huge ones you see in those mustache sculpture contests that are made to look like windmills and whatnot. Something that makes people go 'Wtf?' and then 'Oh, that's kind of cool'.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
Klondike?
Icecream and chocolate yumminess~
Bug likes Would show tail to scaredy humans for~
Errr... he's kidding. There's no tail... Not alien. Nope

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
Not spaceship...

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
::CHIRP CHIRP TRIIIIIIIIILLLLL::
He already communicates in birdy noises

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
BugIsNotAnAlien_NoReally

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
Who would be stupid enough to let that slimefingers near an oven?

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
Well... We did sample some of his... cuisine...once
It was purple and had green spots, plus it moved, it was disgusting
Illggeehortl Yummy

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Made a nest out of them unfortunately.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
He does love 'The Magical Mister Mistoffelees', but he can't sing...
OH WELL I ::CHIIIIRRRRRPTREEEEEEECHIRPCHIRPCREEEEEEEE::

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Still tall and skinny as heck with spiky bristles. If it was a purple handle you wouldn't be able to tell any differences at all.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
Is to eat?
Ah, no thanks...

 

Me: "Oh Laaa~ylaaa"
Layla: "Oh sh-!"

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
"A big fluffy one, trimmed to perfection. Hell no, not a handlebar." I say handlebar, but she says no.
2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
"I'd eat a Klondike bar for a Klondike bar." This way, two klondikes!
3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
"I built you a wine cellar in the wine cellar. Its like facebook, inside of facebook." She's witty like that.
4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
A honeybadger. If you don't know it, look it up. "Damn straight!"
5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
LaylaFullofStars
6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
She's burn toast... and the entire west wing... Twice. "Um... that was your toast." Oh right....
7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
"What do you mean, this is salt? I thought it was sugar." Thanks for the high blood pressure.
8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
"TUBE DRESSES!" DAMN YOU! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WASHING MACHINE!
9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
"Popular" - Wicked
10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Simularities: Bright colors!
Differences: doesn't belong in your mouth.

 

My poor little genetic chimera has timidly stepped forward for consideration. His name is 13- he was the thirteenth experiment of his kind. Here he is.



1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
One of those wispy ones grown by boys who want to buy beer before they're legally able.

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
Nothing. He only eats things that have been soaked in tea. If the klondike bar were soaked in tea, he would hiss, bite and climb around on the ceiling til he got it.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
A nest made of dried leaves, dead mice and dust. From its filthy depths you can hear him muttering and crooning to himself. Occasionally he crawls out of to make a cup of tea or cut a slice of sponge-cake.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
Well, he mostly DOES communicate in animal noises, seeing as he has plenty of marine animal DNA. He can speak, but he talks nonsense (perfect grammar and diction, mind you. Just nonsense).

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
I don't have one, and I doubt 13 would either! Too busy being a wee bit odd.

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
Three times- once when his hair caught light, again when he burned off his thumb (don't worry, they grow back), and the last time he crawled over the ceiling and bit the alarm.

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
He once presented his own finger on a dish, beside some fruit-cake and a cucumber sandwich.

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Ate them.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
World of my Own from Alice in Wonderland. Counts, right?

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Same incredibly messy gross-feeling hair. Still skinny and tall. Still found doing things that other people wouldn't want to do. But slightly less violent.

 

*clueless Sakarias happens to pop in here, blinking his eyes, puzzled*

1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
Mustache? Erm, eh, I never thought about that... Tidy ones I guess. Not too long, mustache tickles. D:

2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
Hide under the table. He probaply ended there by accident or by troublesome customer.

3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
Miniature dollhouse. For her daughter you see. It her birthday present, don't tell her, It's a SEEECRET.

4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
Either like a bunny or a very nervous hyena.

5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
Hugbug

6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
15 times, always when someone calls him when he cooks and he has no nerve to close the phone and do his cooking. He hopes nervously that his friend stops blappering, while looking how his beefs are in fire...

7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
Flamed beef, or well, carbonied beef...

8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
Made them in to a sock puppets, and give them to poor kids of the neigborhood.

9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
Nekomimi mode. D:

10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
Still skinny, still practical, still quiet among people. He can't run away anymore though.

Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
Cookies and baking soda. I can raise that with pins and pink flamingo feathers.