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Discussion Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

Aug 12, 2011

    1. Years 5 and 6 weren’t enough for you. You asked for more. Are you ready for some Year 7 stupid??
      This is a meme of the most idiotic questions you could possibly answer about your doll. The rules are simple:

      1. You must choose one doll for whom to answer all the questions. Only one.
      2. You must answer all ten of the questions.
      3. You must swear allegiance to me, Truffle the Dog, as your doggie overlord.

      And now on to…

      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
       
    2. Mahdis: Do I have to answer this?
      Me: Yes, or you get no wings.
      Mahdis: >:(

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? Handlebar, but only if I can take them off and beat the Writer over the head with them. (HEY!)

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? I would go to bed when told, even for a whole FIVE MINUTES! :o

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? I'm buildin' a tower in the back yard cause we don't have a cellar. :D (I was wondering what that pile of rocks was...) IT'S NOT A PILE OF ROCKS! It's a tower. ;_;

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? I'm a snowy owl :D (Especially when she's angry and tries to bite...) Omnomnom.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? I need onna those? Can I be a Harpy Owl? That would be fun! (You're a harpy alright...) Heeeeeey... ;-;

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? Neeeeever.... (OH MY GOD! WHERE DID YOU GET SO MANY RABBITS AND WHY DO TEHY ALL HAVE BITE MARKS IN THEM?!?!) >.> <.< I have to go now...

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? It was yummy, I swear! (Raw rabbit meat.... EVERYWHERE... o.O)

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? I made a nest with them! It's comfy.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)Move your dead bones bones bones! (Stop...butchering... the song...)

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? D:< (She's so much quieter now, but oddly enough my mouth now bleeds profusely after each brushing...)

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? A puppy! :O! Can I give you some deer steaks?! I want a puppy, can I have a puppy?! (Are you going to try to eat it?) No! I promise! Imma cuddle him, and pet him, and teach him to hunt rabbits...
       


    3. 1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      ....This is Utterly Ubsurd. (Mordred, don't be such a stick in the mud. It'll be fun.) Will I get paid for it? (>m< No. It's for -fun-.) *sigh* Fine. But I refuse to answer this one. Comparing myself to a moustache seems like it could only end in degredation. (.....:|He'd probably be a fu man chu. That seems like it'd be OCD enough for him.) What on earth is a Fu man choo? (Next question!)

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?


      Throw it out the window. Does that count? (Mordred!) What? It is a viable answer, isn't it?

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      ...Odds are, it's either a cellar or a cellar. (*facepalm*) ...Well, you don't -have- a Cellar, now do you? (>m< Next question, smart alec.)

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      (:| Donkey ones.) *glares, doing his best not to laugh, and look angry, like he should* I am not a jackass, thankyou very much. (X3 Well, you fool me, on occasion.)

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      Dragontales. *nod of approval, all cool like* (*does her best not to laugh, and consequently turns blue in the face*) ...What? ( >w< Dragontales is a kid's cartoon.) O_O What?

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Never. (Never. He's an excellent cook.) *beams*

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      ...Hm.. Well.. it seems like we might have answered the previous question a little early.. (I dunno. that es car go stuff was.. blech..) You just have no taste for exotic foods. Escargot is a delicasy-- (>m< It's still snails. I don't care what you call it.)

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      (Steal them, for blackmail use.) I need a new tux.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      (Gaston.) *facepalm* I was thinking something a bit more sophisticated...

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Similarities: None.
      Differences: I AM A TOOTHBRUSH. ....Will that suffice? (>w<)

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      (HOMG, HE'S SO CUTE) No. (But he's adorable, and fluffly) No. (But) No.

      (I guess we pledge our alegance to Truffle now?) That little rat of yours won't like this. He'll be jealous to no end. (...Why would Pikey be mad?) Not the actual rat. The other one. The tiny red one that's loud. (Oh! The chihuahua, Sunny.) Yes. If he finds out about this, he'll be chasing your ankles for a week. I refuse to be involved. (=3=)
       
    4. Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      Doll: Kumiho Click for Visual
      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Moustaches are for wusses&#8230; He would want to be the top part of a full on lumberjack beard, preferably one that was reddish like the fox he is. His requirements for being an object of facial hair is 1. To attract more attention than the person whose face is attached. 2. Must have daily maintenance to keep up a glossy coat, er appearance, also must be willing to both use and pay for high quality wax.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Most Likely&#8230; Knife you in the kidney. But in the less homicidal areas I could probably convince him to at least a months worth of rodent elimination, of course this includes, mice, rats and probably every other living thing with in a half mile of your house, squirrels, cats&#8230;. Anything that is not specifically listed on the &#8220;do not chew list&#8221; and is under four pounds in weight.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A fish storage facility. No but seriously, Kumiho is stocking up fishies for the end of the world, he needs to have a lot of them. Downside, he keeps eating his haul before it has a chance to be stored. I am pretty sure this construction would range from appropriated (read: Stolen) foam coolers, any lunch bags that got with in three feet of the floor and boxes filled with packing peanuts.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      This one&#8230; is not really fair, he mostly communicates in animal noises. I would consider it a strange cross between a rabid fox, and badger with a toothache.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      AllYorlivrsRmine

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Being a Kumiho he doesn&#8217;t so much care for the cooking, however he does enjoy making soup for his non foxie friends. (Read: everyone but his father) While he is usually on the hunting and gathering side, he does make a fine sparrow head stew. (you have to remember to remove the heads after beaning them with the sling shot. To make sure there dead and not just stunned. Nothings worse than when a pair of slightly traumatized/tenderized sparrows is loose in your kitchen) Now he does believe though that the best cooking method is the flash fire!.... the kitchen has been replaced three times already.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      It&#8217;s not so much&#8230; Made&#8230;. As left for me. He feels that I am woefully lacking in my skills as a kumiho. Which involves eating livers, hunting and fishing. As such I will simply NEVER grow a tail, this is just a tragedy for me. There for he has made me several &#8220;ways to be a kumiho&#8221; packs. They involve predominantly leaving livers under my pillows, and a fox tail which I am to attach to my pants so I can understand what I&#8217;m missing. Also so I won&#8217;t be ashamed of being caught with out a tail. (I have explained to him several times I am a human. He is not buying this)

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      He&#8217;s setting up a trap for the monk spirit that&#8217;s haunting him. His theory is to lure him in to a maze of bright colors and then attack. The problem is to make the maze correctly it must be tubular and consist of only right angles&#8230;. I have tried to explain to him 1. This is not going to work it&#8217;s a spirit. And 2. He can use both socks the right one is no different from the left just turn it over!!! He gave me a look like I was a sparrow with head trauma&#8230; it was both pitying&#8230; and annoyed.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      I&#8217;m not sure if it counts as a musical but I have caught him singing &#8220;Food glorious food&#8221; as sung by the buzzards in the second Ice age movie. I just wish he wouldn&#8217;t sing it while eyeing my other dolls.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      You know&#8230; I haven&#8217;t considered it before but surprisingly there are many similarities. Puffy head, very straight fur, highly agitating when under pressure. In need of constant cleaning, always wandering off where its not supposed to be (read falling in the sink or off the side) rigid in his ideas of his duty, and no matter how soft and scooshy its supposed to be according to the package, with out proper care is like grinding glass over delicate tissues if you don&#8217;t get all the tooth paste rinsed out. (of both he hates having his teeth brushed)

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Well&#8230; he is in the market for a new hunting partner, after all and well perhaps he could use Farinelli to chase things out of holes and in to his waiting slingshot. Hum&#8230; well for that hes sure he could trade him at least 5 fishes&#8230; a high price indeed. Me: Honey doggies don&#8217;t eat fish. Kumiho: nnngha! *teeth*

      We thank you for this interview&#8230; now I have to go bandage my ankle from where he nomed it.
       
    5. So Fidget (Pukifee Pong) do you mind doing a quick survey with us for the 7th Anniversary Celebrations?
      Uuuuuuuummmmm - I guess...? Go on then give it your best shot...

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If you were a mustache, what style would you be?
      :| Oh I see how this works..... You're going to bore me to sleep, hmmm a Charlie Chaplin, small, neat but a deffinte statement!

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Answer your silly questions.... Wait - it better be a Reece's one!?

      3. You are building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A vending machine..... using only marshmallows as payment you can buy shoes!! Genius I know.....

      4. If you could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would you sound like?

      A giraffe with a severe case of abdominal bloating... like so: Hmmmphfft, HMMMMMPPFFFFT.... GRRRHMPPPFFFFFFFFT! That means are we done yet?

      5. You are sick of using my LiveJournal to post your important news and want one of your own. What&#8217;s your unique, personal online handle?
      Feedeth Me

      6. You have taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times have you set off the smoke alarm?

      Amateur... I dont cook, the ingredients never make it safely past my mouth into the bowl.....

      7. And what was the worst thing you've made?

      That mess, that time, when we were at that place.... y'know, right?

      8. What the heck did you do with all my missing left socks?

      Well I dont eat them like the washing machine does THATS for sure..... actually they make great hiding places for cake :)

      9. You have become a character from a musical. Which song would you be singing that is driving me crazy?

      This one..... LOL thought YOU wont let me sing it at work anymore :|

      10. You are now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Oh thats simple...... Without me your life is a misery.... and WITH me you cant help but Smile ALL the time :D

      Bonus: What would you give Truffle in trade for her brother Farinelli?
      Ummm.... do they do liver flavored Klondike Bars????

      Thank You Thank You, I'm here all week........


      OMG - lol pardon the Pukifee, so little yet such HUGE attitude ;)
       
    6. I selected Rupali.

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      One that was attached to a goatee.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      A better question would be, "What wouldn't your doll do for a Klondike bar?"

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Probably a bomb. It's true.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A very angry hornet.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      RadioChick40K

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Many, but it's intentional - she loves feeding the firefighters when they come to rescue her.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      She's an amazing cook, so it has probably all been delicious.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Used them to make a rope and sneak out at night through a third-story window.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy?
      "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Both vibrate when you turn them on, but Rupali smells like cinnamon and sandalwood, not mint.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Rupali would offer a lifetime supply of right socks (since there are so many unmatched ones left in this house for some reason...), but she would soon realize that Farinelli is more puppy than she can handle.
       
    7. Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity as answered by Ally (MNF Shushu)

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Definitely a handlebar mustache being twirled dramatically by a sinister gentleman holding a large white cat.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Hmmm, I could go to the store and buy one, but where's the fun in that? Maybe I could make one with a little liquid nitrogen? Let me get back to you on that. *breaks out her protective goggles and gloves*

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      A supercomputer!!!!!! *begins rattling off specs*

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      I guess a tauren doesn't count. I could be a binturong, but I don't know what noises they would make. I'm going to go with a dolphin. I like the squeaky clicky noises.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      SmallestGirlBiggestHair

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      At least three times for each attempt at cooking.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      I completely destroyed a pot trying to boil water. Does that count?

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      I'm not ready to reveal step three yet, but step four=profit!

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Let's see, I'm skinny with a big bushy head. I do not want my head in your mouth, though. Four out of five dentists recommend me.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Three burnt-out hard drives, a keyboard missing the L key, and a Nintendo 64 that's stuck on the green screen.
       
    8. Lucien, my Bobobie Nissa (who is a fire sprite) will be taking this meme, since he's my craziest...and rarely get to do anything, since he's so young and doesn't typically speak...

      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? I would be a big fluffy leprechaun style one, bright red!

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? Aren't those icecream? It would just melt in my fiery little hands anyway...but...that might be fun...so....ummm....(thinking too hard hurts..)...I would...materialize on some snow covered mountain and heat it up to rescue lost climbers that are freezing.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? It's a SECRET! I can't tell you! And it's not a giant jungle gym that can fold up so tiny it fits in my pocket. Nope. Not at all. -shifts eyes-

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? A lion. Because they are ferocious and have a fluffy mane, like my hair. (side note...Lucien is so teeny tiny, lion noises from him would be both shocking and adorable)

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle? AprilFoolFireStarter since April 1 is my bday and I love burning things

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? Only once...the flames melted it completely so it never went off again.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? Nothing was really recognizable after the fire. The smoke detector was a little bland and chewy...

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? How can you tell they were LEFT socks? You weird, strange person. And since they were crusty enough to tell they had been on left feet...they were stiff enough to build a fort!

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!) Link from Hairspray...Ladies' Choice...especially the line about "cash to BURN"

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? I'm still pink....but I don't know if they make a toothbrush with red bristles....and some extra strong toothpaste BURNS, like me...but some of it is all cool..yuck

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? I could make you dinner in trade for...dinner...>.>
       
    9. [​IMG]

      *click!*

      '...*static*...

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If you were a mustache, what style would you be?

      Huh...that's an odd question. Uh, I can only speculate on facial hair, hombre, because I don't...ah, well, have any, myself. I always thought that mutton chops looked very dignified. The popular style, though, nino, was to have a goatee. *static*...ah, so I'm thinkin' I'd likely be one of those. Somethin' a professor -- a smart guy, like me! - could stroke in a moment of genius? Yeah... that sounds like me. *mumble* I think...

      2. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

      Haha, *static* -o they still have those?! I would build a railroad -- an' a steam engine with all the bells, whistles, and...um.... an impressive cast-steel locomotive bed! - an' I'd do it *static* -h my own two hands. For the grape kind, hombre, I'd do while I'm dead! *static*

      3. You are building something secret in my cellar. What is it???


      *static*...you noticed? Actually...ah, well....now that you mention it, yeah, I'm workin' on somethin' in your parkade. Thought it would be neat...and um, very, very educational, too! I am putting into effect some intriguing and much needed modifications into a design of epic scientific proportions. You've ever heard of the Large Hadron Collider...? Ah...well. Sorry if your landowners blame you for this, nino...

      4. If you could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would you sound like?

      A *static*-frog. Or...eh, any kind of frog, really. Anything to stop...well, sounding like a rusty gate all the time. Ah, I know I got an... a pretty unfortunate sounding voice.

      5. You are sick of using my LiveJournal to post your important news and want one of your own. What&#8217;s your unique, personal online handle?

      ...that's an easy one, homb-*static*...-nd I'd have to say Professor Toad, or maybe doctortoad. Just like my father.

      6. Your have taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times have you set off the smoke alarm?


      I'm not you, hombre, so don't think for even a leap second that you can blame me for all the fire alarm disasters, yeah? I'm a good cook. I like bakin'. *static* -nd I'm pretty...ah, well, good at it, too...

      7. And what is worst thing you've made?


      ...a little somethin' called 'Autumn Salad' in the a game...ah, well, it's called 'The Sims 3'? S'on your computer, hombre. No, I don't care about your internet history, why'd I lookit that...? But, anyway, apparently the Sim I made of me...? Yeah, not so good at cookin' -- but he's also, ah, much more alive, yeah? - compared to me. Now if only I could find myself some 'Ambrosia'...

      8. What the heck did you do with all my missing left socks?

      Ah...ha ha ha...ha...! Sorry, hombre, but I needed some new arm warmers. You'd be wrong if ya think that there'd be...well, lots of clothes lyin' around in the Underworld. Guess that makes me a bit of a scavenger, huh?

      9. You have become a character from a musical. Which song are you singing that is driving me crazy?

      Why, I am the very model of a Modern Major-General, nino. Right down to the 'simp' part, since I wouldn't even bat at a fly, and, ah...um, but without all the age? And teams of daughters. ...huh, yeah... not applicable in that category. But *static* I talk just as fast... need some help with the lyrics?

      10. Your are now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      ...one hundred percent more polymers, approximately ninety-eight point two *static* -nine percent more inorganic matter. Probably still translucent, though, yeah?

      Bonus: What would you give Truffle in trade for her brother Farinelli?

      ...ah, does she need a new Hadron Collider...?

      ...*static*
      '

      *click!*

       
    10. I've used Tebaldi to answer these before, so let's wrastle her into it again. ( She's a volks msd mika - my little
      steampunk powder monkey)


      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Handlebar. No doubt.


      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      She says she's lactose intolerant now. Who knew?


      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      A cellar? In nyc? Pfft. She is building something in my closet tho I'm sure of it- It's leaning!


      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      A Platypus. Perry the platypus.


      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

      We stay away from social networking sites in this here house.


      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      It's disabled. I'm the worst cook ever.


      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      I'm sure she tried to distill rum once. The smell....oh god the smell...


      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      She doesn't take them. She swears it.


      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8 It makes me laugh every time still.


      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      She's bristly but won't let me stick her in my mouth. And I'd keep her if she fell into the toilet.


      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Cat people here, but she'd give you both treats anyways.
       
    11. I'll ask my first and so far, only doll, Alix. (BBB Sprite, NS, mature body)

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? Ewwww, facial hair...FAIL...I'd rather die than be a skanky mustache.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? uummmm, those are yummy. "I can braid your hair for it??? I'll even put in real live butterflies! They'll flutter attractively as you walk!"

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? "It's just a little arch with flowers all over it that you stand in for...ceremonies of any type..not that I'm planning anything...(hums da dum di dum, da dum di dum...). I mean, so far, I don't even have a boyfriend...in fact there are no boys here of my size at all!" (stamps little foot)

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? (emits a lonely wolf howl...)

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? "SWFE*hottie, yeah, the e is for elf...I don't wanna attract anyone with ear prejudices!"

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? "Oh, only once...I was used to cooking over an open flame, so I had to figure it out. I'm good now!"

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? "Sugar cookies, She says. But they are delicious. You make them out of various kinds of sugar, melted together. That's all. Just sugar! Yum!"

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? "You say socks, I see fabric! Especially the so-called novelty socks! I'm sorry but Easter bunny socks are more for me than you! C'mon, really, you are 47!"

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!) "Part of Your World" from Disney's The Little Mermaid~~(sings "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat...Wouldn't you say my collection's complete, Wouldn't you say I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?"

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? :?ewww are you kidding me? I guess I'd havta say one of the waterpic ones...at least then I wouldn't have to actually touch your nasty teeth and gums!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? um...is he an elf boy or even a human boy? :aheartbea In my size? I'd give anything! I'll share my extra eyes! And they are purple! And I have a wig for you too, a short fuzzy one! Hold on, I'm sewing you some tee shirts today! What else do you want? Sugar cookies?
       
    12. Answering this meme for Haruki Ochi~

      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Would have to go with Captain Hook style mustache- he would relentlessly twirl it and laugh manically just because he could.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Streak.. among other things. He has an insufferable sweet tooth.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A Rube Goldberg Machine to butter bread.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Lyrebird (mimic bird)- because if he was going to be stuck with animal noise he sure as heck would want to be able to sound like a chainsaw, camera, and anything else he wants (mostly to annoy people).

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      He'd probably start off with something purposefully stupid like cut3boi2011 but then forget to ever use it.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Every. Single. Time. Even when making salad- somehow.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Left over casserole surprise- somehow an unpeeled banana ended up in it.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Cut them up and build a sock fort of course.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      "He is not Dead Yet"- Spamalot. He would do the dance for it too.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      In an effort to keep this answer clean we'll just go with bristly.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      The sock fort!
       
    13. Maren: This is so exciting! Okay, let's do this, first question!
      Me: Glad you're excited! Okay, let's go!

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Oh, this is so silly! Hmmm, okay, I think I'd be a handlebar with the little chin puff thing! Did you look that up? Haha, yes. ^^ It's cute!

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      I don't like Klondike bars... So you can have it!

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      I'm not really good at building things... Oh come on, Maren, play a long! Okay, but if it's a secret, I couldn't tell you anyway, right? No, I suppose not... Come on, answer the question! Okay, okay... I'd probably be painting a HUGE mural all over the rooms! The basement's really boring with all that wood panelling... Your room would look awesome with some sort of picture all over the wall! Maren, I love you. :...(

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Ooh, a llama! Can I be a llama! Or a goat! :fangirl: Why a goat or a llama...? They're so cute!

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      What's a LiveJournal? It's an online journal. Do we have one of those? I used to, but I haven't used it in ages. So, what would your name be, hypothetically? Oh, okay. Uhm... PaintPoetic11. Yeah, I like the sound of that.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Oh, I love to cook! You do? I do! I love making Italian, and lovelovelove vegetables and pasta! Oh, and veggie burgers are amazing! I have to admit, when I was first learning, I did set it off a few times... Hehe!

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      One time I made chicken parm and that didn't go so well... I felt bad wasting the poor chicken like that. She died for nothing! *Sob*

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Socks? I can't stand socks, man. Sandals all the way! What about winter? ...only if I have to.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Welcome to the 60s, Hairspray! Maren has a thing for the 60s...

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      I think I'd be a red toothbrush, soft. And I'd be around a loooooooooong time!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      I'm not allowed to have dogs... >: (But if you don't tell, I'll give you our washing machine! I'd rather have a puppy than that demonic water wasting device! )
       
    14. Answering is Alice, my Fairyland Pukifee Luna.
      (Warning: Emote heavy)

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Curly at both ends, she just can't get enough of those curly shapes.
      Alice (gives me a what the heck look)

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Anything, she loves sweets!
      Alice (eating the bar right now) ahhhh....:sweat

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Nothing, she's too lazy to do that.
      Alice (glares) :|

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A cat definitely, she has dozens of those in the room. In fact, she's playing with one right now.
      Alice :...(
      Only problem is she hates getting dirty and as you may have guessed her new dress is now covered in fur. Ah, Alice I told you to wait til I comb her.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      QueenBee (forces me to fill out all the information for her)
      She might also be called Snobby-chan.
      Alice :evil:

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      More times than I can count. She thinks that she can cook, but fails horribly at it.
      (beep beep) :doh

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      It was a nightmare when she attempted to make her own clothing and dress herself.
      Alice (hmph)
      She can't do either of those things at all, she has no skills in that area, and shouldn't ever bother to try to do it again. (Ouch!) I never seen anything worse (Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      It seems she tried using them for a bed and found them too uncomfortable, so she gave all of them to my dogs to play with. Looks like I'm going to have to buy new socks. (sigh)

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Most probably this one (Fashion by Lady Gaga)....
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5DflKXFtU

      She'll only singing it (right now) because she knows I don't like Lady Gaga.
      Which is why I'm switching it to something that I think fits her personality better.
      (When You're Evil by Voltaire)...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyeNVf849jc

      Alice
      :mwahaha (point proven, appearances can be deceiving)

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      They're both ruff on the edges and never really do what I want them to do, unless they're forced. Differences...the toothbrush is easier to deal with.
      Alice :vein
      :shudder Ah...ha ha... I think I'll be leaving now.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Take her...take her please! :eusa_pray

      Alice!
      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....:aeyepop:
      :nosebleed
       
    15. Ichabod, wanna do a meme? Di'n't I do it last year? Pick someone else. But there's a question about animals! ...Fine. But next year, it had better not be me again -.-;

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      The soft kind boys get when they first start getting facial hair. When will that happen? o.0 Uh, in another couple of years or so.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Is it that new fudge one? It doesn't specify. If it's the fudge one, I'd dye my hair. I won't allow that! D: Then I'd mow the lawn. That would be something to see...

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Well, we don't have a cellar, but I thought I heard mewling coming from the garden shed... There's def'nitely not cats in there. And I def'nitely am not turnin' it inta a cat playground >.> Riiiight...

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      I already know how to speak snow leopard. But to be more practic'l I'd speak house cat :3 I have no comment

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      I don't have a livejournal, but if he wanted one- Firestar. Wait, really? I love those books! I read 'em while you're sleepin ^^ Okay then.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      It wasn't his fault. The oven needed cleaning. I still burned it though ._.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      I tried to make brownies... but we didn't have enough sugar so I used more cocoa... I will never do that again.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      The kittens were cold! So now there are kittens? Moving on...

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Learn to be Lonely I'm not really lonely, but I do feel like a child of the wilderness. That was long ago. I can never forget it.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      He's still skinny. He still has a fuzzy, albeit more bristly head. But he conveniently fits in my pocket now... Hey!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Don't answ.. ansur.. don't say anything! You can't split up family! It's only hypothetical, Ichabod, relax. And it's answer. You know I can't pr'nounce things when I'm upset T_T Why are you typing it the way I speak anyway? I can spell and write just fine you know. It's cute now shush. -.-;
       
    16. Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      This year I'll be answering on behalf of my Dolkot Day:

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      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If he were a mustache, what style would he be?

      The 'connoisseur' -- but that would never happen. The dude can't grow facial hair worth beans. :doh

      2. What would he do for a Klondike Bar?

      Anything once. ;)

      3. He is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      A tribute shrine to Annabella Lwin.

      4. If he could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he sound like?

      A hyena. He's got a hyena laugh, anyway... so it's not really that far off. :XD:

      5. He is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his important news and wants one of his own. What&#8217;s his unique, personal online handle?

      LightMyLucky1967

      6. He has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he set off the smoke alarm?

      None. Too impatient to use the oven or stove top.

      7. And what was the worst thing he made while cooking?

      Ham and onion sandwich topped with banana-flavored Koogle peanut butter. I don't even KNOW where he got the Koogle. Must've been dried out from the '70s. Would that still be edible?

      8. What the heck did he do with all your missing left socks?

      Used them to practice his cross stitch for home economics. Yeah, he took home ec freshman year. Be jealous. ;)

      9. He has become a character from a musical. Which song is he singing that is driving you crazy?

      "Le Jazz Hot" from Victor/Victoria. Love the song but he just can't hit the notes, try as he may. :lol:

      10. His character is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Similarities:
      - still has fluffy 'hair' (bristles)!
      - lanky!
      - comes in bright, funky colors!
      - keeps you fresh for kissing!
      - enjoys brushing against lips!
      - easy to please!
      - loves to mingle with the dorky floss!

      Differences:
      - doesn't like routines!
      - won't stay quiet!
      - can't stand being locked up (in a cupboard)!
      - can't swim/stand water!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      The Klondike Bar he got from doing... that. Whatever 'that' is. He'd tell me if I asked (he's frank like that), but I don't wanna know. :sweat

      ---

      Whoo! I look forward to doing this again next year! :aheartbea

      <3
      Mint
       
    17. Suvi: *yells* CHASEEEEEE, get your butt over here!
      Chase: *cocks an eyebrow, sarcastic* yes ma'am....what exactly do you want me to do?
      Suvi: This *points*
      Chase: *looks at the questions, sighs* Finnnne...

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      What the hell? Seriously? Dayum, a handlebar maybe? *shrugs*

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      *raises brow* What, pray tell is a Klondike bar?
      Hmm I don't actually know *looks it up* It's a chocolate covered ice cream..
      I care not for chocolate unless it's smothe...
      *slaps a hand over his mouth*

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      *smirks* Weapons, lots of weapons. And a training room!
      Erm thanks...

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Are you serious?
      Yes they are!
      *rolls eyes* Fine. A snake...

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      *chuckles* MrSnakeinhispants...
      O.o

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Never, I am a superb cook...
      I've never seen you cook!!!
      Do I want to seduce you?
      *slaps him over the head*

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      *sarcastic* Cheese on toast...
      You know, you could try and answer these nicely.
      Why? It's more fun this way...

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I gave them to the lil people living in the garden to use as sleeping bags...
      YOU DID WHAT!!!!

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      *grins* SWEET TRANSVESTITE!
      WHAT!!! No f**king way!!!! I don't do musicals....
      *grins more*

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      He's spikey...
      I will forget you said that

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      *raise brow* Dog biscuits?
      BE NICE!!!
      Fine. A top of the range collar in the colour of your choice, is that better?
      *thinks* it's better, yes.
       
    18. Amber, incoming Limhwa Half elf


      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      connoisseur mustache
      ;{D

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      if I tell you I'll have to kill you

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      an Ikea table
      *thumbsup* my table's gonna be f**king sexy!

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      a squirrel
      err.....

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      youtube

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      never. she removed the batteries from the smoke detector ;D

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      the Ikea table xD;;
      don't make fun of my table. you'll hurt its feeling

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      she made dresses out of them and sold them on the market place

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIoG4PlEPtY&list=FLoJc6xy1peKc&index=122

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      hair lenght and style?
      nice to know it's the only difference between me and a toothbrush <.<;;

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      the familly dog, Sparky
       
    19. I'll answer for Val...
      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Oh he's a malevolent Bit of Bushy "@$$hole" stash. Wonderful, Bushy, cranky, and totally indicative of what he thinks of you if you are not his wife.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      >.> He'd kill my husband... who is his only adult male contact.... it's sad really...

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Oh He's not shy about it... He's trying to take over the world... Likely it's Something to Impress Cassie (his wife) with though, He's talking about refurbishing their kitchen....

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A bear. Cuddly looking, cranky as hell.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Valerianofnightmares (he's not really that creative...)

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Never. Like... NEVER. He took the batteries out.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      I'm not sure what it was... Just cus the batteries were out didn't mean he didn't burn anything... I think it was a duck... I think...

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I think he's planning to murder my husband's cat with them. Not sure... either that or make a saddle for the other one.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      This one... It wouldn't be bad... if he didn't sing it ALL THE TIME.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qq4bJvoQJM

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Similarities: Enjoys stabbing gums, is bristly and fights bad breath...
      Differences: Does not go near anyone else's mouth. Does not do "minty"

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? Val's bad attitude (that he got from my hubby) and a Klondike bar.
       
    20. Me: Oh boy stupid Meme times Token!
      Token: Oh heck no.not about me!
      Me: Oh yes. -cackles-

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Fu-Manchu style!
      Really? I hate you. -_-

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Things that are not childsafe in the least bit I'm sure. -coughs-
      Honestly I would not..it is just ice-cream..

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Probably some sort of instant transportation machine so he can be with his boyfriend whenever he wants. ^^;
      That would be useful. -ponders-

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A bat!

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Tokenwhisper. He's not the most creative. ;p
      -_- Says the person who calls me "Token" right..

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Every time he gets near a stove. x-x

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      I think that was jello once..how do you burn jello?

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Hah, would you not like to know? -smirk-

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      King and I -A puzzlement

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Similarities: Still long and thin
      Differences: Much spikier and easier to get along with.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Ugh dogs..why would I want one around?
      ^^: Oh Token.
       
    21. Seth: I want to do this questionnaire. :)

      Pic: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/Elysion_gear/Seth_Doll/sethmask12.jpg


      Alright....be my guest..... :sweat
      ________________________________________


      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Seth: a mustache with a 15 foot wings span. :D

      Me: erm,,, what?


      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Seth: Let's go upstairs and I'll show what I would do for a taste....;)

      Me: Try to keep it PG-13 Idiot. -_-


      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      Seth:....I'm certainly not telling. >_>;;

      Me: Just what are you up to!? D:

      Seth: N-nothing.....Honest! O.O;;


      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?


      Seth: Like this.....*Makes heavy panting noises*;)

      Me: Keep it PG13!!! :x


      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      Seth: "Your_personal_(censored)" ;)

      Me: :doh......

      Seth: I don't like censoring myself, so if all the resin honeys would send my Servant a PM I'll be most glad to respond.

      Me:......moving on.


      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Seth: *nervous laugh*

      Me: I can answer this one, IF he took up cooking he'd burn it every single time.

      Seth: Thanks Ely.:|



      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      Me: *Giggles* a One eyed penguin. You can See it here ->http://www.denofangels.com/forums/s...phion-Ryo-Seth-M-Micheal-Shiro-T-Amelia-Meep)

      Seth: Hey! That wasn't my fault!


      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      Seth: Build a sock fort.

      Me: For goodness sake!



      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)


      Seth: Why cuddle when we can do so~ much more? *Sings* http://youtu.be/oHySvxR1fqg



      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Me: Well he is basically hard plastic with some fiber at the head. but he doesn't pulse or is battery operated-

      Seth: *Ahem* you know with some customization, that could be easily remedied. Then I could do so much more then just-

      Me: *Throws a pillow at him* Ok Enough! :sweat





      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Seth: My collection of homemade Valentine boxes from my fans. (all empty unfortunately. chocolate is not good for dogs, how about filled with dog treats?
       
    22. Aderyn: Can i please no be picked for this? it's un lady like
      Sol'Amaranth sisters:Pick me! pick me!
      *little dragon steals the sheet to anwser*
      Per: um...
      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      What kind of ... fine i don't know something rough and hard to see and natural

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      lots of things

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A weapon of mass destoction, after all no one is allowed near -her- princess

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      i'm a dragon ok? really i think that explains things

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      mine? um Roars at the silly people

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      zero, i mean i eat my food raw

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      really i don't cook.. i eat my food RAW ok?RAW bloody and all that

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I have to hide my gold that makes my nest in something i mean really? you think gold is comfy?

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      I'm the one whom picks the good songs...*huffs*

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      WHAT DO YOU MEAN I"M A TOOTHBRUSH?!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      3 suger stars
       
    23. Marlowe, my Buddydoll Raphael, is going to try this one for me.

      * * *

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      After I do a little google research, he informs me that he would be the English style of moustache.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      His first reaction: "What is that?"
      Upon discovering that it is a kind of desert treat, he says he would pay six pennies for such an item.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      "Perhaps some means to prevent governments from conspiring."
      I ask him if he is affiliated with Wikileaks, but he says no.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      "Lacking speech, I should sound very sad. Perhaps like a beagle or loon."

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      "I don't particularly fancy an account of my own, especially having observed the distraction that your blog has caused you."
      When I ask him about a handle, he looks at the fax machine and says: 50 Sheet Paper Capacity.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?


      "Dozens."

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      He says that he once tried to make a chocolate cake to impress Elena, who revels in deserts. But the cake was: "inedible, and better described as an astracted ideal."

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      He tells me that he pities my socks because they are so old, but does not recall taking any of them.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      If Elena is singing that, he will be singing This!
      Roxaaaanne!

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      "Shown to be essential for the preservation of oral happiness." ;)

      * * *

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      "I really have no use for this dog, Farinelli. Perhaps an ear-scratching?"
       
    24. Jasper insisted I let her fill this out. xP

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Uh... Hm, I dunno! I can picture all sorts of crazy moustaches in my head but I don't know what they're called... Have you ever seen pictures from those beard and moustache competitions? I'd be one of those really elaborate designs. :D Oh wait, here we go! A beard castle. This is too good to be real. Technically, it is a beard, yes, but it's connected to a moustache, so... I would be the moustache

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      -whispering- Pssst, Sophie, I don't know what a Klondike bar is! Me: I don't either, Jasper. Dx

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Um... What would I be building? Oh, you know, probably a gigantic turtle beanbag. Me: -laughs- I don't even know why you would choose that, out of everything you could be making. XD

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      The first noise that came into my head was "WHAAARGH!" but what kind of animal makes that noise...? Could I become a new species? :3

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Is Jasper taken...? Me: Probably. :/ Jasper: Oh, uh... I CAN'T THINK! "IJustHitQuinnOverTheHead"...? Me: Why would you pick that? >.< Jasper: Because, uh... I just did. :/ Quinn (in the background): -nurses head-, haha.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Ahaha! Oh, always! It hates me! Even when everything's going well, it's just all (deep voice) "Oh, Jasper, I am going to do everything I can to stop you! Hohohoho~" Me: Our smoke alarm is not Santa... Dx Jasper: No, it's Satan. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! -giggles-

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Me? Make something bad? Ohoho, noooo! Not I! Scout: No way! You made me toast this morning and it got stuck inside the toaster and went on fire. :C Jehn: Remember when she made chocolate brownies and they stuck to the tin so much we had to actually throw the tin away? Quinn: What about that time you told me you would make me a banana smoothie? You just cut up a banana and threw it into a glass of milk. :| Jasper: I'm not listeniiiing~!

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      How do you know they were left socks? They could have been right! Or... Oh my God... Is there a tag inside that says what foot they should go on? Oh no... Why did no one tell me this?! -begins rifling through sock drawer frantically-

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      GOOD MORNING, BAAALTIMOOOOORE~!
      Me: You know, the first time it's funny, second time it's cute... Any other time... :...(

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Well, like a toothbrush I am... Thin, bristly and covered in a mint substance...? Bahaha, no. I don't think I'm like a toothbrush! Dx Unless you get one of those kid ones that's in the shape of a dinosaur or a princess or something. :3

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      I see your brother and I raise you... um... -looks around- I could make your meals for a year? Anything you wanted!
      Jehn: Noo, it's not worth it! Dx

      Bahah, this was fun. x3
       
    25. Oh this is funny....let's see.

      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Probably a handlebar mustache, with the ends curled up and waxed tightly. Definitely.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Probably sell my computer.....

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      umm we don't have a cellar......but she has been constructing shelves in the dollroom for more props and more dollies.........:(

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      A Cat....meow...

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

      'Say Goodnight, Gracie'.....lol. This is where Gracie is secretive...and is shaking her head no, she doesn't give out that info over the internet...

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      well, lots..because she can't smell......

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      probably spaghetti.... it stains the resin...

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      made them into leg warmers, sweaters, hats........

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)


      George Jones' country music song- 'It's Friday, Friday, gotta run, got my motor runnin for a wild weekend.....'
      I know it's not a song from a musical, but Gracie likes it, she says. Either that or Climb every mountain from Sound of Music...but only if she can wear Maria's drape outfit

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Similarities- she'd be a very expensive toothbrush....

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Some big dollies furniture, gourmet dog biscuits for a month, Lady Godiva chocolate gift certificate, a trip to the doggie spa, .......:truffle
       
    26. Answering with Mercury

      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity


      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? One of those half-grown, teenage, I-just-hit-puberty ones.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? ...What's a Klondike bar? I'm assuming some kind of chocolate? Merc would dance for chocolate.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? A portal to the Never-Never. Or a scale model of Chicago.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? Some sort of distressed hippopotamus, I imagine.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? Dadoes. (In homage of the movie Bladerunner, and the book Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep. He's a messenger by trade and a sci-fi nerd by misfortune, so it works.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?Not once, although that's because his magic interfered with it's electronics. He's burnt the house to cinders on occasion.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?Elk Souffle with a sock and crouton salad

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? The sock and crouton salad.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!) Till I Hear You Sing (Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgABcLtqNE) I love this song, but if I even think about it for a moment, it gets stuck in my head. So Mercury would sing it. Just to annoy me.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? Well, he's now an advocate for good dental hygeine...

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? Some sort of delicious biscuit. Or maybe one of those ferret-and-ball things, where you switch them on, and they go crazy around the floor.
       
    27. Me: Val, wanna take a survey?
      Val: Sure, I guess...
      Me Great!
      [​IMG]

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Val: Oh, one of those long curled Salvador Dali ones!

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Val: I'd ummm... I'd play a song! *picks up guitar*

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Val: .... It's a gift for you. You spoiled the surprise. :(

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Val: What kind of survey is this?!
      Me: Just answer the nice doggie. ^_^
      Val: doggie?!
      Me Dooooooo eeeeeeeeet!
      Val: fine, I'd sound like a shark! XD

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Val: Gothladiesman37 ... <_<" What? I swear I haven't been talking to the gals on here!

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Val: Sooooooo many times. Blackened catfish is apparently not supposed to be as hazardous as it sounds...

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Val: That would be the blackened cheesecake...
      Me: That a cajun thing too?
      Val: No that's me forgetting it's in the oven and taking a nap.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Me: O_o
      Val: What! there are no chicks here and I have internet access.
      Me: Eeeeewwwww...

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Val: I am a very model of a modern major general! I'm information vegetable animal and mineral!
      Me: *wacks him on the head*

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Me: soft and fibrous on top, long and skinny, and somehow still gothy and vacant looking...
      Val: Hey!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Val: Ummm... a widescreen DVD of the Princess Bride? It's my fav ^_^
       
    28. Xien is joining!

      http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/1958/img9094.jpg

      Xien: What!? >:C
      Me: sigh Just do it! It's the seventh anniversary of Den of Angels. The least you could do is be respectful.


      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Xien: I'd be a painter's brush!!
      Me: ...There's a mustache that looks like a paint brush?
      Xien: facepalm

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Xien: I'm a doll. And therefore I don't eat? But I guess I'd offer my duct-taped wings for one?
      Me: Damn straight you will!

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Xien: o_o;;;;;;;;
      Me: I have a cel--wait, where'd you go!!?

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Xien: A lizard. They don't make noises but they're cool.
      Me: So... about that cellar thing.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Me: I don't know how to answer this... I've never been on Livejou--smacked from seat
      Xien: XienLooksAngry!
      Me: What?

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Xien: Fire alarm? Oh, that got annoying after a while...

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      Xien: Worst? Hah! Everything I make turns into--flames erupt from pan--...gold.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Me: Xien...
      Xien: ;;;;;;;;;; flees

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Me: Xien loves Zuii Takoe's remake of The Robots by Kraftwerk... http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=iw&v=qz8zsacHQ5c
      Xien: WE ARE ZE ROBOTS.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Me: Ehh.
      Xien: I'D BE HARD BRISTLES.
      Me: Just the bristles, or..

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Xien: Do you like broken acrylic eyes?
       
    29. Emmeline's not here yet, but I know her character well enough to answer with her. :sweat

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Groucho Marx mustache. The greasepaint one.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?


      She'd make a pouty face and look pitiful until you gave it to her.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      A yorkshire terrier-drawn chariot.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      She'd tooth-purr like a bunny.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      TheLurkingGrue

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Not often. She mostly sticks to the microwave and the toaster oven.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      Ketchup, cheese, and olive sandwiches.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      She probably made puppets.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      "The Surrey with the Fringe on Top" from Oklahoma! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss1CXo8QMi8

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Emmeline wonders if this is related to, "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" They're both blonde and plastic, but the toothbrush looks ridiculous in a dress.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      The yorkie is usually uncooperative. If Farinelli can obediently pull a chariot, she supposes she could heat up some frozen meatballs.
       
    30. ACE! I CHOOSE YOU!

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Hook-devilish and classy.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      She would be quiet for a day and let me dress her in frills.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      It's a doomsday device, a t-rex, and a machine that can hack into every person on earth's bank account. Also a pony shaped television.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A platypus.
      *Ace: What do they even sound like?

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?

      Miss Doctor Professor Ace. Classy.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      25. Not counting the time she actually set the house on fire. SHE WAS MAKING SALAD. :?

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      Gingerbread. Probably because the dough came alive and ran away.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      She decided to make them all into a dress and hired one of the most expensive designers to make her one with them. On my bank account.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      We're all in this together from highschool musical. I don't even know how, she's tone deaf!!!

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      She's quieter, smaller, and less fussy. She still doesn't get the job done though.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      I would give you a truckload of doggie treats and chew toys!
       
    31. Since Tempest is newest, she'll get the dubious honor this year :lol:

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Handlebar -- she can't do anything small.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Sing the national anthem backwards while standing on one foot (or at least try).

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A robot that can handle all the household chores (but in reality is much more likely to just run into walls and make incessant beeping noises if it works at all.)

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A small dog.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      flyingdreams

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      It would be a near daily occurance.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      It wasn't actually recognizable but seemed to involve some kind of meat and a pie crust.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      She's using the fabric to make hang-glider like contraption.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      The "Sound of Music"

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      She'd be a lot taller and thinner as a toothbrush and unable to blow up the basement with her alchemical experiments. I suppose they are both sort of bristly.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      The catastrophic meat pie (would a dog even eat it?)
       
    32. Me: Okay, I choose Noah...since you're the weirdest.
      Noah: Yes, yes I am.

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Well, I suppose I would have to be one of those kinds that goes down the side of the mouth and turns into an awesome ZZ Top kind of beard. I would want to be close enough to the mouth that I could catch some of that food...also I would be handy for covering up unpleasant gaps in the smile when teeth started to fall out.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      (starts singing) 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer (cuts off)
      NO! NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT YOU TO DO THAT! SHUTUP!

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A giant robotic dinosaur...duh.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A parrot...he couldn't go a day without talking.
      But parrots are annoying!
      I know.


      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Personal what?
      It's an online name honey...
      Oh...I knew that...KingZilla.
      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      I'm not allowed in the kitchen...unless it's for cereal. Seriously, I have to have supervision when I make toast.
      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      I made burnt toast once? Like I said...never allowed.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Left socks? HA! There is not such thing everyone knows that socks are ambidextrous.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      He is definitely Lumiere singing "Be our Guest".
      Beef ragout
      Cheese souffle
      Pie and pudding "en flambe"


      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      A lot quieter...Hair still sticks up at odd angles though.
      Do I have a bendy neck and a tongue cleaner on my back? Is this related to the mustache question?...I hope not.


      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      My brother! Just for a while though...cause puppies are fun but I'd miss my real brother eventually.
       
    33. Fred has decided to take this survey.

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      One of those short victorian ones, like Jude law wears in Sherlock Holmes.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Fred: Um....wear frilly stuff, but only for 5 mins.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      We don't have a cellar, but i think he is building a pokemon Ranch in the garden...
      Fred: >.> No I'm not.... <.<

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Fred: Turtwig..turt...wig....

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Fred: Pokechan
      Um..ok...

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Never, he has had a lot of practice cooking while camping.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Apparently, Pokefood tastes better to pokemon then to humans...
      Fred: I did warn you >.<

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I think he may be making Usa-chan ne outfits with them..
      Fred: *Tries to look innocent*

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Not really a musical, but he keeps singing the Pokemon theme tune over and over @_@

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Similarities: Thin. Blond coloured bristles.
      Differences: Can now clean my teeth with him (Fred: Ewww..), brush wigs with him, would never throw him away.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Fred: I have a Pichu I'm wanting to trade. or how about a life time of treats? I'm sure he'll be at home here with the other pokemon...
      And with our Westie, Maisy :3
       
    34. This one's going to Momochuu~ Heheh.

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Handlebar!

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Help you get your AF Armor.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Noble's bed.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A Chocobo!

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Probably just Momochuu.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      0 times, she's at veteran cooking rank! ^_^

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      eyeball soup!

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Wear them as armor.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      She'd still be pastel-y, little, and cute, but extremely bored and grossed out all the time. Haha.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      A giant meaty bone the size of a bus!
       
    35. Ace will be answering this meme today.

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      An EPIC moustache - the bigger, and more noticable the better. In fact, he thinks it should be the kind of moustache you could hide rupees in, and no one would notice because they were too busy telling you how awesome your moustache is - because as an Epic Moustache (TM), it would have to have lots of skills.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Ace would spend 20+ hours obtaining the necessary gear and keys to locate and enter the Arctic Dungeon (by which he means the freezer), climb the Icy Cliffs of Doom (TM) and then descend into the Frozen Pit. Once inside, he would personally slay every Chilfos, Ice Keese, Freezard, Chu Jelly and White Wolfos standing between him and the Nightmare Key. Once he got that, he would plunge deeper into the dungeon until he came across Gobbtur, the dreaded frozen turkey. He would make quick work of slaying it and then claim the Klondike Bar as his treasure.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Ace is incapable of keeping secrets. He would loudly declare what he was going to make and then start questing across the house, triumphantly holding each component over his head to prove that he had gotten it. As such, he wouldn't think to hide it in the cellar - he'd just build it right out in the middle of the living room. He would be most likely to build a wagon, so that he could safely carry all of his treasures with him.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Ace is pretty loud (He tends to speak in permanent caps lock....), so he would probably sound like a trumpeting elephant so that there was no way he could be ignored.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Ace is the sort of person who would create one and then forget he had it and create another. Here are a few examples of what his screen names would be:
      Link_SUX
      ACE-FACE
      HyrulianHero
      MasterSwordMASTER

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Ace's reference for cooking is...not the best. He's learned at the cauldron of many of Hyrule's top chefs, including the Witch and Yeto. Unfortunately, these chefs idea of cooking is "Start with stock. Add toadstool. Stir until powder forms." or "Start with stock. Add whole pumpkin. Add whole wheel of goat cheese. Add enormous Reekfish head. Serve bottled." Ace sets the smoke alarm off every time he looks at the stove - it's developing ESP.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      That would probably go to his egg drop soup recipe. He tried to add a live chicken to the pot - things did not go well at all.


      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      He traded them in a remote village to someone who gave him a bunch of seeds.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy?
      Ace doesn't settle for less than the best - he's decided that the best person to be is King Arthur from Spamalot. He'd like the Laker Girls Cheer to be going at all times to prove his greatness.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      They're both mildly abrasive and extremely upfront about their purposes. Ace, however, would never settle for just brushing - he'd want to be the toothbrush, tongue cleaner and floss all in one.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      After careful consideration, Ace would be willing to pay 999 Rupees for that level of mount. He wants to know if he comes with a saddle and full tack, or if that's an extra cost.
       
    36. This year's spokes-thing from my group will be Joe, the Leader of the Littles of the Baakay Bunch. He torments and amuses in equal-opportunity fashion, so it seems as though he ought to have a shot at it. :)


      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      A Snidely Whiplash mustache. "Nyah-ah-ahhhhh, dood!"

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Trick Leaf into getting it for him. Or Zelgadis. Zel's rather easily duped, isn't he...

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      A bigger and better Magic Mirror (tm) One that sucks you in and doesn't let you out again. "Mirror, mirror on the wall..." zzzzsssssssssssllllllllllllllooooorp!

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      An adorable, cuddly cottonmouth water moccasin. Yes, he knows that's a reptile ("nobody specified mammal!" he says)

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      JoeDude the Leader

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      We eats our fishes raw, Precious!

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Whatever it was that came out of the Magic Mirror (tm) Beta v.1 Ewww.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      THAT'S what was burning in the kitchen! Dangitall, Joe....!

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

      (Someone's been reading LOTR over my shoulder too much?) Joe, nobody is going to buy the idea of pint sized you wielding a whip....

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Um, a small bristly head? Differences... um... sometimes the toothbrush tastes good?

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Ok, I asked him to answer nicely and he said he'd been collecting more left socks. Geez. :doh
       
    37. Lol! Alright, Archer will take a stab at this.
      Archer: I will?
      Me: Sure, why not.
      Archer: Aw, c'mon. Make Jay do it.
      Me: No can do - he's away right now, remember?
      Archer: *huffs* Lucky bugger. Alright. Let's do this superfluously silly questionnaire thingy of yours then.


      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Archer: Fu Manchu!
      Me: *pictures Pi Mei from Kill Bill* Yeah... yeah that is pretty spot on.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Archer: :| I would sally forth and assassinate the marketing team responsible for that IRRITATING commercial campaign! Uhg.
      Me: I don't think that would get you a Klondike bar...
      Archer: There are much better forms of ice cream in this Universe, love.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Archer: If it's supposed to be a secret, why the hell would I tell you what it is?

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Archer: A dog of some description most likely.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Archer: Probably something corny like "bowtoyoursensei87". :lol:

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Archer: I can cook just fine, y'know. XP Okay, so I might have accidentally shot my entire block's power supply trying to get that stupid ancient microwave to work... but that's not the same as setting something on fire!

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Archer: Instant noodles that sort of... disintegrated, making a really horrendous cocktail of weakly chicken-flavoured starchy water. Gross, even by lower city standards. I think they had been freeze-dried for way too long. XP

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Archer: Socks? What socks? I know nothing about any left socks. *picture of innocence*
      Me: Yeah right. He's probably been using them as makeshift tensor bandages for training.
      Archer: Pssssh...

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Archer: A Pirate I Was Meant To Be! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4)
      Me: That's from a game! It doesn't count!
      Archer: Haha! Too bad.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Archer: Uh... a toothbrush is good for preserving your teeth and I'm good for knockin' them out? I don't think I would make a very effective toothbrush...

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Archer: How about Knox?
      The rest of my crew: Hey!
      Knox: *meep!*
      Archer: Just kidding.
       
    38. My poor Kestrel will be the victim of this meme tonight.
      Kestrel: Noooo! Why me?!
      Me: Because at the moment, you are my only doll - Floaty is still in a box somewhere in the postal system.
      Kestrel: T.T
      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Pencil. Simple - does not draw much attention.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Swim with sharks... not saying a lot though, seeing as she likes sharks.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A trojan giraffe. Good thing it's doll sized, the cellar ceiling is way too low for a human sized one.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Probably a cat.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      FlyingShark

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      She's actually pretty good at cooking - although there was that time she got distracted watching Shark Week and the cake she was baking was... overcooked.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      By overcooked I mean "burned to a crisp". Not even frosting could save that disaster.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Fed them to my cat.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Various songs from The Music Man. She's doing it to annoy me, she knows I am totally sick of that musical. (I was the stage manager for it when my school put it on last year.)

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Still skinny and quiet, but no longer requires me to sew.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      A light up rubber ducky.
       
    39. *Jean, Jean come here a moment.*
      ~What do you want now?~
      *I know you are not really up to date with the modern world.... you keep so much to youself. So why don't you answer this few questions, so the others may know a bit more about you?*
      ~Eh... sure....lets see~


      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity.... ~You sure you want me to answer them, what a titel...~

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      ~I would be my mustache, it's cleanly trimmed and elegant, one every getil homme should have.~

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      ~Klondike....bar....??????? I do not have a use for a..... Klondik bar. Whatever it may be~

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      ~Like I'm telling you. You are gonna tell MYLady and the it would ruin the surprise. Lets just say I still have to find a way to kidnap a suitable captain....Do you know if Patrik Steward is able to comandeer a real spaceship?~

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      ~I definitively would keep sssssssilentssssss.....ssssss.ssssss.sssshi......it ssssstarted again sssssssss...~

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      ~MyLadys Livejournal? Why should I use that, Zhou and I have our own Facebook account.~

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      ~To be honest, Louis told me how to cook 500 years ago, but to anoy MyLady I play dump. Lets see, at least 2 times a week, so I can laugh at her hysterics........... No, I'm definitivle not meen.~

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      ~kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuku........ejem......miso soupe a la Richelieu....kukukukukukukukukukukukukukuku......~

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      ~You are really anoying, you know? Wanting to know all my secreats. I'm farming a washingmashine-monster, so washingmashine-monster may someday help me rule the world!!!!!!!!
      You ask stupid questions, you get stupid answers. I definitively have done nothing with them, Pfffft! left socks really.....~

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      ~"Niet van steen" -------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6WtxJIEkN8&feature=related
      1. Because she allways gets a laughting attac when she hears it in dutch
      2. She hates those pants and can't do anything but remember them everytime she hears the song
      3. She dislike that role the histroc (my) character was given in the novel
      I could choose a french song, but that would be to easy, and backfire in the end~

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      ~-.-~ ~Are people really gonna know more about me because of this question? I'm suspecting you've tricked me, have you not MyLady? Well, similarities: feeling used and misstreated (I'm sure toothbrushes feel that way), accepting the fact with stoicism.
      Diferences: I do something about it: kukukukukuuku..... What should I cook today??????~

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      ~I have no use for Farinelli. So I'm not trading anything. If MyLady ever bestowed a Lolita outfit on me though, we can speak again about the subject.~

      ~Happy now, madame? At least the world will now knows, that I have some sense of humor, wicked as it may be....kukukukukukukukukukuku.....~
      *Yep, happy; but tonight you sleep in the living room, don't want to be murdered.....*
      ~Owwwwwww.... pitty~



      ~Oh jeah right.... the oath....: My alliance is to me, myself and my ideals. None willever be abel to change that.... Well prehaps MyLady could, ehem....
      Sorry doggy, but no luck here~
       
    40. Last year I gave it to D. This year I think Airy would like to give it a go:


      I, Airy, solemnly swear my eternal allegiance to Truffle the Dog, my Doggie Overlord. *bows*


      Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would she be?
      Handlebar.


      What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      I'll let ya kiss my boyfriend.


      Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      JetBird! Its a one-woman jet in the shape of a bird. But not a lame bird, a totally awesome bird. Like a Falcon. Or a killer Lovebird.


      If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would she sound like?
      The beautiful cry of a Peacock. WUAAAAGH WUAAAAGH~


      Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      AiryBerryFoFairy


      Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      87% of the time.


      And what was the worst thing she made?
      Cheeseburger cheesecake. It should have been delicious, so sad ...


      What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Gave them to Kuo, who built a throne and began bossing everyone around more than usual.
      I got to be her right-hand Lady, which gave me poking stick privileges.


      Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      I've gone Horrible ~


      Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Similarities:
      Red or pink in colour
      Bristly (when rubbed the wrong way)

      Differences:
      Less curvy
      Now keeps dirty mouths clean


      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      A custom made doggie throne and sweater made of the finest material by the finest craftsmen. Only the finest for the Overlord.
       
    41. Okay, I am doing this for my boy Silas

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Silas: There are styles?
      Me: Yes, darling.


      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Silas:a what?
      Me: Its Icecream
      Silas: What's Icecream?
      Me: *sigh*

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Me: Its a log cabin.
      Silas: How did you know??
      Me: honestly, what else would you be making?

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Me: A raccoon.
      Silas: No way! I'm totally like a bear!
      Me: well, on the inside, you are a raccoon.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Silas: I already have my own journal, why would I need a "live" journal? wouldn't a living notebook just be annoying?
      Me: No, Silas, Livejournal is a website on the internet.
      Silas: Whats an Internet?

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Me: He doesn't have a smoke alarm >.>
      Silas: I do cook a lot though, on the fire outside.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Me: everything
      Silas: I think you are somewhat biased considering your a vegan and my diet consists mostly of hunted animals.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Me: That was you, Silas?!
      Silas: The Gnomes told me to do it I swear!:...(

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Silas: ~~~~*IF I WERE A RICH MAN*~~~
      Me: SILAS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SELL YOU.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Me: well, you probably have roughly the same level of intelligence.
      Silas:........:evil:

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Me: Silas, what would you trade?
      Silas: err...All i really have is meat and wood.
      Me: wonderful, a dogs favorite things.
       
    42. We will be playing with Antonio.

      And we hereby swear allegiance to... you.


      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      He finds facial hair completely unattractive, but if he had to choose one to be, it would probably be a pencil mustache. It's thin and clean-looking.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Nothing. You will just give it to him.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A box. What for, nobody knows...

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A nightingale.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      "Gods_Golden_Diva"

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Fifteen so far today.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      An elegant beef fillet drizzled in lobster juice and injected with aged caviar.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with that box in the cellar.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      The Rum Tum Tugger.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      He's still floofy, skinny, and has a big head, but now he actually gets played with on a regular basis.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      I have some candy....
       
    43. I don't have her yet, but I'd like to think after developing her personality for a year or so I know Cephied well enough to use her xP

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      A mustache? ...that sounds uncute, but I guess I'd be a curly handlebar. Classy!

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Walk down to the store and buy one. If that's not a valid answer... probably buy a higher quality ice cream bar. A girl like me deserves the best, after all.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      My own room! Because there are just things you can't do when you're rooming with someone who spends all day indoors...

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A kitty! Nyan~ Or a little sister. Are little sisters animals? I'm pretty sure.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Livejournal? Who uses livejournal anymore? :| C'mon, I'm more hip and with the times than that! Right?
      (I beg to differ, you still use words like "groovy"...)

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      None! Wait, does making other people cook for you count as cooking?

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Instant ramen. Seriously guys, that stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I'm using them as beds for my army of brainwashed henchmen. They were complaining about the uncomfortable sleeping quarters.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy?
      Toucha toucha toucha touuuch mee~
      (and I liked that song until you started with that...)

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Well, I suppose the differences would be... everything? Please, I look *nothing* like a toothbrush! I suppose my short hair could be a similarity...
      (ahem...)
      Eh???! Are you making fun of my figure?!
      (Yes.)

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Why would I trade in the first place? I guess I have some gum and a penny in my pocket.
       
    44. Alright, I swear allegiance to the great doggie overlord, Truffles. I will be armed with a squirt gun at all times, ready to fire upon hostile cats as my master bids. *salutes*

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? Four days worth of stubble. It's unkempt and lazy, but some people find it irresistibly attractive anyway.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? The things he would offer to do are inappropriate, and probably the things you WOULDN'T want him to do, so.... he would sit there quietly until you told him he could have one XD

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? It's probably some sort of creepy stalker shrine to his unreceptive, distant significant other... I think this sort of behavior is exactly why they have relationship problems....

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? He sounds like a cow. Or a jackass. ;)

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? AznChuckNorris

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? Hibari is a pretty profficient cook, but he's not perfect.... like trying to set up hot coals on an electric burner. Pretty much evert time he is both stupid and hungry at the same time, something starts beeping.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? I don't know what it was, really... he wrapped it up in a towel, pan and all, threw it away, and for the first and only time, took out the kitchen garbage. He never spoke of it again.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? I don't know. Maybe that's what was in the pan?

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!) A real musical, with talent? Hibari simply does not have that kind of class.... he's singing the peanut butter jelly time song.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? Well, he's certainly smaller, and more useful...but he still gets to spend about the same amount of time with his boyfriend every night. XD

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? I don't think he has anything of great enough value to trade for the brother of the Overlord. But, if a trade must be offered, I suppose he has a king's ransom worth of unfiled paperwork. <3
       
    45. Answered by Boo Shandy (the physically shorter one)

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      1. Mustache: William Powell's

      2. Klondike : Icecream makes gin taste nasty

      3. Cellar Project: Brass knuckles made out of gold teeth found on the pub floor after closing

      4. Animal Sound: A titmouse (Laugh and I'll have more teeth for my collection!)

      5. LJ Name: Old Peculiar

      6. Smoke Alarm: Cooking is for morons. Cocktail mixing is for more creative women, like me.

      7: Worst thing cooked: Coffee Nudge with too much coffee. Like...any. Never do that again :P

      8: Socks: Great for holding a tablet of soap. You swing the sock and knock out more gold teeth!

      9: Song from Musical: "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General" from The Pirates of Penzance

      10: Toothbrush: Small, bristly and necessary

      Bonus: I'd trade all the big lugs living on the doll table for one really good man. Even if he is kinda hairy.

      Swearing the Oath: I got no gripe with Truffle. Some people call her a bitch. That's their say so. Me? I got nothing against Truffle and I've met her. She still has all her teeth, so I must like her. Right?
       
    46. Cho Seung Hyun, Souldoll Jinwoo:

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Handlebar. Think Snidely Whiplash or Dirty Dick Dastardly.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Shoot someone.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Torture chamber.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Lion.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      hyungnim

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Many.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      "scrambled" eggs.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I didn't know there was a difference between left and right socks.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      The hair is about the same length as the bristles.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      My subordinate.
       
    47. Leuca has graciously volunteered to answer these questions. Ready, dear?

      Leuca: Ready as I'll ever be! Here goes...

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Oooooh! Can I be Errol Flynn's sexy little 'stache?! He was absolutely dreamy. *sparkly eyes*

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Well, to be honest, I don't like chocolate and I've never been very fond of Klondike bars. Could I have some Pistachio Gelato instead?

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???


      ROBOT ARMY OF DOOM! ...Okay, not really. We don't even have a cellar. I could make an epic Gingerbread village, though.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      Koala bellows!

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?


      Leucatron!

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      I resent that! I've never once set off the smoke alarm! I'm a great cook! Especially when it comes to Italian food, but I am Italian. *nodding*

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?


      Err. Well, um. No comment?

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      *blinkblink* Don't blame me, my crazy little fifteen-year-old brother is the culprit. Honest.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      Puttin' on the Ritz from Young Frankenstein

      Bwaaahahahaha! haha...ha. *cough*

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?


      We're both super skinny? My hair is much longer, though.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      ...A big hug? I like hugs very much. :lol:
       
    48. Victem- I mean, Doll Chosen: Vulgar, DollZone Mo

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Vulgar: I don't need a mustache, I have chin hair.
      Me: Chin pubes? > 3 >
      Vulgar: :|

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      Vulgar: I don't like those, so nothing.
      Me: You don't like chocolate and ice cream? WTF is wrong with you? I thought I raised you differently!
      Vulgar: Srsly, woman. :|

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      Vulgar: Something Justi mayyy have let me borrow...If you smell smoke...or rotting bodies, don't bother to come check on things.
      Me: I am perfectly fine with this! :D

      (Justi belongs to Porcelainsmorge)

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      Vulgar: What kinda of question is that? Are you trying to be kinky or something?
      Me: orz You would.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

      Vulgar: Well, she already forced me to create a Twitter, so I guess I might as well use the name from that: Ware_Yamotote.
      Me: I didn't force you to make one, I made you one then forced you to use it. :3
      Vulgar: ...Same thing.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Vulgar: Maybe a few times...Ok, I may have forgotten I was even cooking and went and fell asleep.
      Me: Well that sounds dangerous.
      Vulgar: If you start quoting Llamas With Hats I'm leaving.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      Vulgar: ...Everything.
      Me: Well thank God that the children weren't on bored to see that! D:
      Vulgar: I'm serious. :|

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      Vulgar: What? Don't look at me. Why would I want to touch her socks?
      Me: Caaaarl! D: What did you do?
      Vulgar: STOP.
      Me: Explain what happened, Carl!

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      Vulgar: The internet is for porn~!
      Me: Ok, so I would actually sing along with him...

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      Vulgar: Wait, what?
      Me: Still thin, lays around all the time, like to be in-
      Vulgar: SHUT UP.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Vulgar: Nothing. I don't want a dog. We already have a neko. :|
      Me: I'll give you a cupcake! :D
      Vulgar: orz
       
    49. Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Justi: A nonexistent one. Facial hair is icky!
      Me:... I thought of the Charley Chaplin one.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Justi: They aren't my favorite sweet, but still a sweet! So, a lot! Are we talking anything illegal? Cause then it'd have to be a pretty big Klondike bar.
      Me: She'd do anything, probably.
      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Justi: I would be a cute little kitten who mewls all cute!
      Me:... Veloceraptor.
      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Justi: None! I'm an excellent chef, but I specialize in baking! Sweets are yummy!
      Me: Probably none. She's good at cooking.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Justi: I don't make bad things.
      Me: Nope. She doesn't.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Justi: I used them to make the body-bags of my victims. And bound and gag them.
      Me: I don't mind. I dislike socks to begin with.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Justi: *giggles* I'd be Kate-Monster from Avenue Q~
      Me: And fight your brother over the internet is for porn?
      Justi: Darn right I would!


      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Me: If the bristles were right, I suppose that would be her hair. That and height.
      Justi: I'm not short! I'm fun-sized!

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Justi: I already have a brother. He's enough to handle.
      Me: Yep. We really don't need another boy around. Maki is enough.

      End.
       
    50. [​IMG]

      Prince chose to answer this. He likes games.

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Prince: Wat's a mustache? I dunno wat that is....

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Is that ice cweam? I just be cute! People give me things for being cute!

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A pway wand for ma aninals. (A playland for his animals. He collects stuffed animals.)

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      I woar wike wion! (I roar like lion.)

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Kingofkute (Seriously, he thinks he's the king of adorable.)

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Smoke awarm? That not sound good...I try cooking cuppycakes once...they nummy....

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      I NO MAKE BAD FWED! D:

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      *puts socks on head and dances around* I IZ SOCK KING!

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Wat's a mu-mu-mu-musackal? (He hasn't even seen Disney movies yet. xD)

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Toofhbrush go in mofths...tat grosss....

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      PRETTY ANINALS! 8D
       
    51. Mint du Cavalier von Delacoux, I choose you!

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      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Um, that long and curly one. Slightly sinister but upscale.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Nothing, because "that's cheap chocolate" and he's the heir to an upscale corporations that specializes in sweets and treats.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Him? Doing manual labor? Ha! But if he hired someone, probably a personal castle for his best friend, his bear Terrance E. Bearington, Earl of Beardom.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Like a kitten.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      He already has one! "decadentmint"!

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      Countless.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Burnt... water.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Use them as sleeping bags for his stuffed animals, that little princeling.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? N/A, as I know very few musicals, none of which he would be in.

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Mint colored! And small, with soft bristles cause he has soft hair, hahaha.The toothbrush would be plain, which is unlike him as he loves everything to e decadent, though tasteful.
       
    52. 1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? He would the french mustache, with the tips at the end.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? Go run a triathlon
      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A time machine, and go visit his former life.
      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Soah, probably would be a sheep, because she is so mellow
      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      more of her personal thoughts that she doesn't want me to know.
      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Gure and Trix would probably have set my apartment on fire already.
      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      just about anything, those two can't get along, so they can't work as a team.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      That is what I would like to know too.
      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkYGsKpwppg)
      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      long and skinny
      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      don't know
       
    53. Alex: why do you always make me do these stupid memes?? D:

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      The Chuck Norris stache. Fact: Chuck Norris was born with a beard. When doctors tried to shave it, he roundhouse kicked them in the face with his precociously strong baby legs, knocking them all unconscious.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Alex: See Chuck Norris answer from # 1. The roundhouse defeats all. Surrender that Kondike now!!

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Alex: A time machine. So I can go back and STOP THE MEME!

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      He'd sound like a Lion. Lots of grunting and roaring.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      Awesomesocks666

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      8 times a day. Every day.
      Every
      Day
      *shudders*

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      I don't know. It was so burnt it made my eyes hurt D:

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      They're in the time machine. With Chuck Norris.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Epiphany from Sweeney Todd. It's....scary D:

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Similarities: Hard and painful. Makes gums bleed (if you buy the hard toothbrushes)
      Differences: Toothbrushes are useful.
      Alex: Damn you!!! *kicks*

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Alex: Roundhouse kick to the face!!!
      Me: *flings Alex out the window*
       
    54. Korane would enjoy this little game (^^)

      1. Let&#8217;s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Mua hair!! Isn't itsh cute much? (^o^) ** pulls hair to front of face **

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Is that edible? If it is, I'd just snatch it. heh.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Marshmallow bar ~!! <3

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Me: A Squeaky annoying rat
      Korane: Nope cann't do. I aren't no rat. Imma ... Imma ... Mummy, does Tigger talk? If so, Can I be a tiger? :3

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What&#8217;s your doll&#8217;s unique, personal online handle?
      theME!

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Me: I won't let her near the fire. My house would be gg up in flames!

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Made? Korane doesn't make. I taketh!

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Made it into mua bed! (PS: they're washed, Korane settles for nothing less than perfect :/ )

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      Muscial? *falls asleep*

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Mua hair is as messy xD but i duncch have that stick stick body :/

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Nothing. I TAKE.
       
    55. Me: Emme you want to play a game?
      Emme(felix brownie): Game!
      Me: Ok just answer the questions.


      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      Emme: Mustache?
      Me:Hair that some guys have on their face
      Emme: I dun wanna be hair on guys face! -Runs away-
      Me: Well she would be something fuzzy......


      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Emme: Ice cream! Gimmme!
      Me: Apparently demand to have it..... Maybe doing this with a toddler wasn't a great idea

      Emme: Ice cream now *holds out hand*

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Emme: I can stack five blocks!
      Me: Where did you get the other two blocks? I only made you three
      Emme: Mine!
      Me:...............


      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Emme: Quack Quack! I’m a ducky! *puts on costume*
      Me: Good thing I got that costume for her. *Takes Pictures*

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Emme: huh?
      Me: it’s an online name, here you type it.
      Emme:……. * clicks buttons* ‘jdslaijfssfg ‘ Buttons are fun!
      Me:……… right you can’t read……. I’m smart *face palm*

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Me: Never it’s always cold……
      Emme: Rock soup and mud pies fun! I add grass this time!

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Me: I think the above speaks for itself.
      Emme: Buggy in the pie!
      Me: Never mind

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Emme: Hide and seek!
      Me: great……. Moren is going to love looking through a pile of dirty laundry for you…


      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy?
      Emme: You can fly you can fly you can fly you can fly you can fly you can fly you can fly you can fly. *continues to sing while wearing a fairy costume*
      Me: At least sing the verse too!

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      ME: Well she’s small….. ummm My toothbrush isn’t as fuzzy as she is so that’s a difference.
      Emme: Brushy brushy brush brush brush
      Me: Yeah then there’s that…..

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Emme: I give you my ball! Ummm can I have a ducky instead though?
       
    56. Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity - Nat's answers (since he's my own little grump and generally hates the world, which is always fun!)

      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      A well-groomed handlebar moustache.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      Not much, as he hates chocolate. Now if someone else wanted it, he would go through hell and high water to stop them from getting it, though.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      Either a murderous robot as a means to take over the world, or a coffee machine better than the one I already have (to him, coffee is god).

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      A cat, or any animal that could hiss. It's the sound he uses most often for communication now, so he wouldn't suffer too much.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      This one was hard! He's just glaring at me, telling me it's none of my business. I'm just going to claim it's JustinBieberLover84 since he won't give me the real one.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Only once, but the police came. They were armed. I'm afraid to ask, and he promised to pay for the door they broke down. And the roof he scorched.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      The robot slash coffee machine. It might make a great cup of coffee, but the mail man refuses to come near the house. I keep finding my letters folded into paper air planes and thrown into the garden.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      I think the robot ate them, although I might one day

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? He's channelling the evil priest from Witch Witch, and he won't stop singing 2,665,866,746,664 Little Devils!!!

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Similarity - minty fresh, about as easy to dress,
      Difference - now he's actually useful, his clothes don't fit too well any more, less smart-alec comments

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?
      Nat want's to turn that question around. What do you think he's worth? What is the second hand price of a dog?
       
    57. I'll go with Kyouko.... (note: Kyouko is based off of the MC of Skip Beat!, so some of what she says will be based off the manga up to the point it's been published.)
      Kyouko
      Me

      *Raises right hand* I do swear allegiance to Truffle as my cute, furry doggie overlord. She's adorable!
      Meme of Unbelievable Stupidity
      1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?
      One of those skinny twirly handlebar ones, like the silent-movie villains! *pretends to twirl mustache ends, grinning evilly*

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      If I really wanted it, I could always make my evil spirit minions disable you and just take it from you. Of course, I would never do that to an honored guest.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      You don't need to know, really!
      It's probably either a fairy castle or some sort of voodoo thing. I don't *want* to know.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Um, like a puppy! A really cute fluffy puppy!

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle?
      Fairy_Princess_Rose!
      Really?!?
      ...yes!
      *sigh* all right then.

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      Never! The only time I ever even came close was when I was studying for my entrance exams....
      True. She's a good cook.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      *Blushes* well, there was the time that Kuu- I mean, Dad, insulted my sempai Tsuruga-san and I made him eat the leftovers he threw away.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      They weren't missing! They didn't have a match. I made them into voodoo figures and doll clothes.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)
      "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair" from South Pacific.
      *Sings*
      Good choice. I like musicals, so no harm no foul. *starts singing along*

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Plastic. Both cute. Although I don't think I would do purple.
      Since when did you steal my Hello Kitty toothbrush?

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? Oh my goodness! Cute puppy! Well, all fairy princesses need jewels, so I would find a jeweled collar for you, sweet Truffle. And a tiara. All princesses need tiaras. It's a rule. *nods decisively*
       
    58. 1. Let’s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be? Handlebar.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar? Take his clothes off, maybe.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it??? Probably a man cave.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like? That's easy, a cat!

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What’s your doll’s unique, personal online handle? brother*cat

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm? A few.

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made? Anchovie casserole.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks? Tried to wear them.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!) "The hills are alive..."

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences? He's skinny like a toothbrush.

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli? Nothing. Sorry Truffle, you're stuck with him.
       
    59. Quentin! I CHOSE YOU!!!!

      1. Let�s start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      Salvadore Dali style :D

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?
      I don�t think he�s in need for that ...

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???
      A new big Axe ....

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?
      Hyena.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What�s your doll�s unique, personal online handle?
      I think he would rather have a tumblr named FUCKYEAH Pictures of Sasha Dying

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?
      LOL PERFEKT QUESTION! MY DOLL IS A FIREBUG XD so he wouldn�t have turned it off once... just burn everything down XD

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?
      Ehhh this would be dying from setting a blaze or stalking girls in the shower (He�s a Poltergeist)

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?
      Giving them to my sock loving dog

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      Phantom of the (Opera) Shower!!!!


      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?
      Same: Likes to watch you in the shower
      difference: now at least can�t kill you


      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?


      Here take this toothbrush
       
    60. I choose Lex Fisher (VS Tony/SD16)
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      1. Let's start out simple. If your doll was a mustache, what style would he or she be?

      L: I would be a suave mustache, like so.

      2. What would your doll do for a Klondike bar?

      L: I'm not shy, what wouldn't I do for a Klondike bar. Heck I don't even need the bar.

      3. Your doll is building something secret in your cellar. What is it???

      L: A still, so I can have my own speakeasy. I can't wait to make up my secret password and handshake.

      4. If your doll could only communicate in animal noises, what animal would he or she sound like?

      L: That bellowing mating call noise a Moose makes, or that sound that the Incredible Mr. Limpet does.

      5. Your doll is sick of using your LiveJournal to post his or her important news and wants one of his or her own. What is your dolls unique, personal online handle?

      L: I suppose "asspants" has been taken?

      6. Your doll has taken up cooking as a hobby. How many times has he or she set off the smoke alarm?

      L: Baby I've set off the smoke alarm plenty of times, but not when I was cooking. :wiggle

      7. And what was the worst thing he or she made?

      L: Hm, still implying I can't cook? Why do you think my lady keeps me around? Everything I make is delicious. And I can follow a recipe.

      8. What the heck did your doll do with all your missing left socks?

      L: You haven't seen one of my many impressions of Flea from the Red Hot Chile Peppers? A naked guys gotta preserve some of the mystery.

      9. Your doll has become a character from a musical. Which song is he or she singing that is driving you crazy? (Youtube links welcome!)

      L: Let's go with the world's most pernicious ear-worm: The Sound of Music's Lonely Goatherd I dare you to shake that out of your head! HA!

      10. Your doll is a now a toothbrush. Similarities and differences?

      L: Well, we can both reach your molars. ;) *cue breath spray* And we both have minty freshness. Differences? I may cause cavities. I'm pretty sweet.

      Oh Lex, such a ham. :sweat

      Bonus: What would you give me in trade for my brother Farinelli?

      Well, my girlfriend wants a dog. She said she wants a cute one like you, but I guess Farinelli will do.
      I'll give you all those right socks since I've used up all the leftys.