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If your dolls could talk, what would they call you?

Dec 31, 2012

    1. Haha, this is funny to even think about. Eden would just call me like "Hey you! Slave!" I think. He's a very proud prince, it's just his personality. :D But when I'm sad, I think he'd call me Jem (short for Jeremy). :) We don't have a father-son relationship at all, we're more like best friends. :)
       
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    2. I think, if Penelope had the choice, she would call me 'big sister'. And if she had the ability, instead of saying anything to get my attention, she'd just come up and poke me or tug on my sleeve or something. She's a shy girl, even around her big sister x3
       
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    3. Both of mine would just call me Kyi or Kyiian ^^
       
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    4. I'm sure my sassy boys would call me old lady, my less sassy ones would call me mom.
       
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    5. "Slave" was the first thing that came to mind. "Human" or "Big One" for some others, "Miss" for the polite ones (or those who want something LOL) and the rest probably by name.
       
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    6. Mine would just call me by my name, Andrea :)
       
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    7. Deena, Johnny, Eli and Si would always call me mamma/รคiti, depending on which language we're speaking. I think Milean and the little vampires would too, or maybe "mamma Daana". Alice doesn't speak, but she'd call me Daana if she did. The French girls don't really see me as their mom yet, they'd call me Daana and so would Pรถrrรถ.

      I must admit that I sometimes talk to all of them like "let mommy put this on for you". But if I ever get a boyfriend for Johnny, I wouldn't let myself call me mom for both of them!

      Daana's not my real name, but I use Daana Svan online and D, J, E & S have that last name too. They know people call me Maaria but for them my name is Daana.
       
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    8. haha funny thread well lets see

      Aqua - would just growl at me or call me "you human"

      Destiny -would probably call me by my given name or Kitsune

      Seil -would call me only by my last name in a up-tight manner

      Rontu -i'm including him even if he's not home yet (still waiting) he'd probably just avoid me and not speak to me at all...just stare and then shake his head

      and of course they would all at some point try to make a run for it every chance they got XD
       
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    9. my Iplehouse Tedros would call me finally to push the "order" button for Bibiane to come to him
       
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    10. I believe that my doll would call me the colossal titan and she'd try to destroy me everytime she had any chance to do it. I suppose I could never sleep in peace again XD
       
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    11. "suga mama." that is all.
       
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    12. I guess Ayumi would call me by my real name. And if she would want something she would just look at me with those big blue eyes. She already does that second one... keeps on distracting me :lol:
       
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    13. I like to think they would call me by my name, or maybe even "House-Mother", but in honesty, I'm pretty sure most would have some less than savoury ideas...

      Especially since I refer to them collectively as "The Resin Brats" :wiggle
       
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    14. What a peculiar question. ^_^ Fun!

      Assuming this was "I am a random person", Kizzy would call me 'lady'. Generic, not-too-polite, not entirely un-polite term.
      Cecilia would call me...well, nothing. She'd probably avoid honorifics, with "excuse me" and "hello", general introductions.
      Dalia would likely do the same, but with a slightly different tone. No honorific because I wouldn't've earned it, I'd be a lesser being to her. So it'd be "Hey, you" or just by name.

      If I was known AS their caretaker, someone they knew well, Kizzy...well, same. 'Lady'.
      Cecilia would probably call me by my taken name, Raine. Nothing special, it's what I'm called, why bother?
      I could see Dalia going into pet names territory. Sweeheart, hun, doll. Not out of any sense of connection or love, more in a mildly demeaning sense, just to attempt to push buttons but certainly not a conscious effort.
       
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    15. I refer to myself as "Dad" when I am talking to the doll (well, hopefully soon to be dolls?) But I have a feeling he doesn't call me that. I have a feeling he just calls me "you" and fully expects that I'd know exactly who called.

      The next one I am hoping to get would probably be more sassy, and would probably call me by something a tad more suggestive. I'm thinking... "Hon'" or "Love" Not because she would feel closer to me that way, but it's just that she'll feel she's in control.
       
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    16. Well, since my Dollbaby is a physical representation of my OC that I actively roleplay, she would just call me as she does... which is Potato.

      Yes

      my dollbaby would call me Potato
       
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    17. "Moneybags." They would probably think I was rich and nuts for spending so much money on them!
       
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    18. Probably 'Papa'-
      Either that or just 'Kai'.
       
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    19. He'll call me by my name, ofcourse.
       
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    20. I'm just "the girl" to Ezekiel. I guess it's nice that he refers to me at all, haha :sweat
       
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    21. I can imagine it would go something like this with my boys...
      Farkas: *effeminately* "Hey sister!"
      Abercrombie: *awkwardly* "Uh... umm... excuse me, miss?"
      Tarrow: "Miss."
      Limmeric: "Hey, madam!"
      My future Leandro: *smirking slightly* "Fair tidings, Miss."
       
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    22. My dolls are all "adult" and several, I suspect, are sidhe faeries. One is certainly a vampire. The name I would hope for from them would be "Friend."
       
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    23. Incoming DC Barbara: "Disgusting Creature" Lol!


      ~Bambi
       
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    24. "Hey, Non-resin Servant.....Buy me something...NOW!"
       
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    25. I'm certian my RealPukis would call me a monster... :(
       
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    26. My DL Noir Dai would call me "Hey Tall Person" probably, seeing as I am so much taller than him/the average human girl. Dai doesn't actually care about what my name is, or at least he pretends that he doesn't care because maybe he can't remember it ;)
       
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    27. I think my Zuzu delf would just refer to me as "Human woman". He'd call my SO "Human male".

      I think my SD fella would probably call me by my name or something formal like owner or mistress. Nothing disrespectful.
       
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    28. The Puki Puki would call me 'Mom' and so would the Real Puki, unless she gets cross with me in which case I'm "Human". The bigger ones would probably say "owner" or "ma'am".
       
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    29. My three msd's would call me mom, and my two sd's just Laura. :)
       
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    30. Eyp I suppose ?? (empty-your-pockets) :hamster:
       
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    31. Hm, I hope she would call me mom or something similar :)
       
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    32. Ha, if they could talk, they'd probably call me "Hey, you!" or "Underling" as in "Hey, you! I need a new outfit!" or "Underling! Fetch me some new boots, for these displease me!" :P
       
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    33. Kendra would probably call me Karen or possibly Aunt Karen. It's what my two adopted nieces call me. I'm not her mom, but I'm kind of a bonus mom - just like with the human girls.
       
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    34. Mostly they'd call me by my name and add whatever suffix suited them. Ren would add "-sama" when being sarcastic. Kana would add "-oppa." If Masato wasn't to tight-strung, he'd give me some nickname. And Haru would say "-chan" to be cute. Natsu can barely speak, so he'd just point and babble.
       
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    35. I'm not entirely sure what my dolls would call me, but I think they might call me:
      Abbi: "Mate", or "Sheila"
      Lillyth: "Ma'am", or "Miss"
      Artie (when he arrives): "Miss", or "the Writer"
       
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    36. Most would probably use my first name. Kaz would add "san" to it out of courtesy. Mattie wouldn't address me at all; she doesn't talk to anyone but her family. Leo would be the type to snap his fingers to get my attention and forget my name all the time so it would be, "hey you, yes you." If Qwill decided he liked me, he would give me cutesy nicknames like "sugarcake" or "hunbun."
       
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    37. I think they would call me Sweet Momma who loves to play with me lol
       
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    38. I think they'd stick to my name. Although Scaramouche would probably call me something like "girlfriend" or "homegirl." (As in "Hey, girlfriend, are we checking out that Will Smith movie this weekend?")
       
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    39. Most of them would call me by my name. Aaron would call me different pet names as I ignore him and Harvey would call me human.
       
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    40. One word: Lazy :yawn
       
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    41. I'm glad my dolls can't talk; it seems like it would be weird and uncomfortable to have to carry on interpersonal relationships with them. Treating them like creative projects, doing what I pleased with them, and putting them away in their boxes when I just don't have the time would seem really disrespectful if they were sentient.
      If they could talk, however, I'm sure they would all address me by my actual first name, same as everyone else does. They all represent adult characters in the same general age range as me, so any kind of maternal term would be creepy as hell. And none of the characters they represent have overtly rude personalities, so sarcasm or orders or putdowns definitely would not be happening.
       
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    42. My tinies would call me "Momma", or "Momma Mar-Mar"

      My MSD's would refer to me as the "Big Lady", "Hey you with the face", "Person", or "Rice Krispies".
       
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    43. My Pukifee, Maya would call me "miss" and my YO-SD, Mona would probably say "mum."

      My MSD's, Bran and Mabel would address me by my actual name. Branwen could also make up some weird nicknames like "sweetie", "cutie", "darling" and "cupcake" because that's what she does with almost everyone...
       
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    44. I would love if my boy and my girl could regard me as "sis" or just in a sibling way to show a family bond, but I have a feeling that they would probably just call me by my nickname or first name.
       
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    45. My tinies call me 'Builder Sam' on my blog. Although I am taking a rather long time finishing their houses, so they might have a few unsavory words they might call me at the moment!
       
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    46. She would probably call me cheap and annoying. I randomly change clothes and brush her hair, and I feel bad when I'm doing this too often. She might see me as a sister, because we share a room, don't always get along, and see eachother get dressed. :hug:
       
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    47. 'Legs', as I am constantly forgetting something or other, though it could be 'to & fro' as well. :lol:
       
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    48. Hal and Laika would call me mom, Mischka would call me "you" or "lady"
       
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    49. -looks over at Reito- He'd probably call me 'Big One'... In a very very unfriendly tone... He's jealous because he's so short XD
       
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    50. I hope that they never start talking, that would creep me out! ;)
       
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    51. Although I am the provider for my girls, and I like to think of myself as their 'mum', they would call me 'Deany' which is what all the kids I look after call me.

      (It just doesn't feel right for me to be called 'mum' in reference to my pets, dolls and even other people's children (which has happened numerous times for me). 'Mum' is saved for if I ever have a child of my own).
       
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    52. I'm quite sure if my dolls would talk it would definitely creat a ruckus in the house. Haha!! But as for calling me.. I guess the smaller ones would definitely call me Miss or Probably my real name. As for the bigger ones I'm sure they'll be calling me "human" or "woman" haha! I can already imagine them calling me when they need something.
       
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    53. If mine could talk, I would very likely lock them away. I suspect there would be quite a bit of "Hey wage-slave!" in the context of Buy us things, Make us things, Do this thing!
       
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    54. think I would rather not have my dolls talk to me... since on of them, is really crazy. ^^' but they properly call me by my name.. and my MSD girl would call me miss and my last name. since she is very polite ^^*
       
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    55. I can almost hear them already. They'd be yelling at me to come over to them right now and tuck them away for the night. What would they call me? Lazy + curseword of your choice^^.
       
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    56. I think my dolls would call me friend, like instead of my name just like "Hey friend." "Hows it going friend" That's how I always pictured it. I don't particularly like to think of myself as their mother it feels weird to me. (More power to you if that's your thing, no judgement. Just between myself and my dolls it doesn't feel right.)
       
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    57. It depends on which of them.
      Kerli would surely call me by my real name.
      Edgar will probably call me miss or something really polite.
      And Nelliel would call me mommy because that's what I am to her.
       
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