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I envy my doll because...

Jul 5, 2012

    1. I envy my doll because she is a time-traveler (has crossed the international date line) and I'm not. I also envy her because she can lie around on my bed all day long while I have to study for exams
       
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    2. I envy my dolls because they're all way cooler than I am ;)
       
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    3. I already posted, but I noticed something else xD
      I envy my doll because she never gets sick!
      No coughing or anything ; w ;
       
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    4. I envy my dolls because they look good in their clothes. Also, they can bum at home and do whatever they want
       
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    5. I envy my dolls because they are a loving happy family who have someone who loves them
      to care for their every need.
       
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    6. I envy my doll because she can stroll all day without doing anything! this chance!
       
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    7. I envy my dolls because they get to live life like a storybook.
       
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    8. I envy my dolls because they don't sleep
       
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    9. I envy my Emiko for her curves, boob implants, and wears the clothes that i wish they have in my size. oh and the different eye colors.
      [​IMG]
       
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    10. I envy Ava, because~~

      ... because she has a harem. And it's big. And sexy.
      Need I say more? ._.
       
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    11. Even though I don't have my own yet, I can say they are lucky in the sense someone takes care of them!
      Imagine it like this: Your the first doll to arrive. You get pretty clothes, amazing shoes, and a soft wig to wear. You are treated kindly and brought into your owner's life as if you were a new child. Then, your owner and friend gets another, and now you have another friend! Plenty of time outside and taking photos of you and your new friend. New shoes, clothes, and wigs are provided for you, as well as a comfortable living space.

      Doesn't that sound like fun? And kind of amazing... Haha~
       
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    12. ...When their elastic is too stiff they can just get it loosened! I have to go and get a massage!
       
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    13. I don't have my doll yet but I am envious of his perfect skin and fat-less body >:3
      And free clothes.<3
       
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    14. I envy my doll because they can wear anything they want (for cheap!) without the fear of being judged.
      Also, they can do blunt bangs, which I kind of can't. DX
       
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    15. That hairless body!


      [​IMG]
       
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    16. I envy my boy because of that niiiiice figure of his. There's so much nice stuff he can wear :...(
       
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    17. I envy my dolls because they have such a cute face ... They do not gain weight and don't have to study hard every day T_T
       
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    18. I envy my dolls because they don't have to do things like house chores and the washing of their clothes. They don't need earn money to eat and live, all they have to do is look cute. Kinda like puppies.
       
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    19. I envy my doll because she gets a Christmas every two weeks when I get my pay cheque *_*
       
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    20. [​IMG]
      I envy my Dolls because their spoiled to the core...
       
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    21. I envy my doll because she can go from long hair to short hair in a minute and her skin is always flawless!
       
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    22. ... because he can change his feet to fit into different brands of shoes.

      You know how some brands of shoes fit you fine, some always pinch no matter how long you break them in, some are only comfy for 2 hours, some insist on pulling off your socks whenever you walk in them, and some require you to size up a whole size-and-a-half? Having a different width/steepness of foot for each of those brands of shoes would be awesome. And I sure wish I had heel-feet, for those killer sexy murder-heels, and could take 'em off to change back into my comfy old flat feet at the end of the evening!
       
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    23. Ooh, yeah, sturdy little heel feet I could swap out!
       
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    24. I envy my dolls because they have the most amazing clothes and I'm just here hoboing it. :(
       
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    25. I envy my doll because she is the direct foil to me and the person I used to wish I was as a small child. With my tanned freckly face and untameable brown hair I do get jealous of her soft blond curls, and flawless white skin making her look very much the english rose she just has a delicate fragility I know I will never achieve lol.
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    26. I envy my dolls because they can be aliens or elves, warriors or wizards, nekos or werewolves, all the while sitting around waiting on me to make them new clothes.
       
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    27. I envy my dolls cos they can just change their wigs and boom, new hair colour, new style...never a need to worry about bad hair days! :>
       
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    28. I envy my doll because she's covered in pretty tattoos and I'm not >:

      [​IMG]
       
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    29. I envy my doll Amaya because she can have 'huge' Alpaca plushies,
      If I want bigger plushies they'd be pricier >.>;
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    30. I envy my doll cause he get to sit all day and be spoiled while i have work 24/7 haha
       
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    31. She never needs to wear glasses, unless she wants to. Meanwhile I need them to see more than 4 inches past my nose. I also envy her hair being so long she can sit on it. Mine won't grow more than maybe eight inches past my shoulders.
       
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    32. Because her skin tone matches all hair colours! I'm pale but with an olive undertone therefore blonde makes me look green! Lol.


      ~Bambi
       
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    33. I envy my babies because they can wear all the clothes I buy and make them look GOOD.
       
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    34. because she has perfect skin, no fat and every month new clothes :)

      [​IMG]Home II. by tarengil, on Flickr
       
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    35. I envy my doll because he's ten times prettier than me and I'm a girl! I also envy them because the literally get to live in a world where everything is handed to them...magical outfits, beautiful rooms and themes, and they get to be full time models. Who wouldn't want to be a bjd?
       
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      I envy my doll because she has great strong muscles and clearly is able to exercise and run around all day fighting and training without being too tired.
       
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    37. I envy my BJD because she owns a nicer home than I do.

      [​IMG]
       
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    38. I envy my girls cause of being the same size as all my gorgeous resin hunks....LOL
       
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    39. I envy my dolls because I spend all of my money on them, and, therefore, they have the best of everything! :)
       
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    40. I envy my dolls because they go to sleep in their boxes and when they wake up, the house move is over and everything is set up again ... while I get to do all the work. :sigh
       
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    41. I envy my dolls because they can wear their favorite outfit for weeks at a time without anyone finding it strange.
       
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