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I envy my doll because...

Jul 5, 2012

    1. Do you sometimes feel you'd like to be your doll because he/she/(?) has something you can't or don't have? The perfect body is maybe the obvious, but post anything!

      I envy my newest doll Ed because he has his own movie theater - with a screen that's much bigger than him.

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      Just too stupid he can't read... or understand Japanese. Or English. I always have to read the subtitles for him.
       
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    2. i envy my doll becouse momo gets all the clothes i wish i could wear ^_^


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    3. I envy my Antigone because she can wear high heel shoes the whole day without tripping or getting foot ache XD

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    4. Agree with all of the above, but mostly, I envy Loki because THIS is his husband:

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      (Spencer owned by Ivory Stardust)
       
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    5. I envy oriha cause she has pink and purple hair!
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    6. because she can change her hair to nice pastel colours on a whim without having to bleach the hell out of it like i do
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      because she has legs shaped like mine but shes made of resin so she doesnt wobble or get stretch marks or anything! (maybe i should exercise lol)
      and because they get lovely things bought for them and dont need a job! :lol:
       
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    7. I envy my dolls of their beautiful face-ups (or should I say make-ups...) Also their beautiful thick hair. I have the misfortune of havin a very fine nordic hair so I would love to have thick hair like my girls... Also the fact that their wigs are much more cheaper then human size wigs :d That's a thing to be envious as well :D
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    8. I envy my dolls because nobody will ennoy them if they do nothing of their time (the opposite of me during vacation T_T )
       
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    9. They have nothing to worry! That's great!
       
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    10. I envy my girls because:
      ..these bodies! I mean look at these legs!

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    11. I envy my dolls because they will never know what its like to have a zit >.<;;;
       
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    12. I envy my dolls because they have more luck with relationships than me ^^"
       
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    13. I envy my dolls because most of them are still young or considered children, so they can still have a nice childhood, define their characters and grow into proper adults.
       
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    14. Yes, there is the absence of cellulite, body hair, fat cells...but mostly - I envy my dolls because--

      They don't have to go to work and I do!

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    15. I envy my doll because he looks better in glasses than I do. <_<

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    16. His abs, check out those babies!
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    17. I envy Alex because he doesn't have to pay for his own wardrobe =_= *kicks him*

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    18. I envy my dolls because they have perfect bodies and perfect skin, and can change out their hair and eyes on a whim, but also because they can swap out for different bodies and have larger or smaller busts and be shorter or taller!

      And of course, they don't have to work- they also don't have to eat, so they don't have to pay for groceries. And they don't have to walk anywhere they go, they get carried everywhere!
       
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    19. My twins envy the little vampire Ed because he's allowed to stay up all night while they have to brush their teeth and go to bed. But I envy the twins because they have an older brother (who's introducing them to Tolkien) and they have each other!

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    20. Though he still is "before shipping" he has still visited places I've never been.
       
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    21. I envy Auryanna, because she can easily have hip-long hair without having to grow it, or worry about falling it out (well, if it does, she simply gets new hair). She has a perfect figure without a belly sticking out (which I have). And she will never have to worry about cellulitis (starting for me). And that she has nothing to do for this figure, just sitting around and looking beautifully.

      I do absolutely not envy Julian, I just love him.

      And for Firenze...well, he has a level of unity with his horsey part which I never was able to reach with my horse. But alas, he is a centaur...so nothing to envy really. Actually, I think he should work out a tad more. His chest is rather thin, and his horse belly is a bit...dominant.
       
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    22. I envy my dolls because if I tattoo them, it doesn't cost thousands of dollars, and doesn't hurt them.

      I envy them because they don't have to run away screaming from the computer everytime they see the words 'Soom' and 'New Release'.

      I envy my dolls because they don't even have to give the puppy eyes to get what they want xD
       
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    23. I envy my doll because she can be a big brat and everyone still thinks she's lovely.

      I envy my doll because she can keep her mouth shut.
       
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    24. I envy my dolls because they have more, and cooler clothes than me. :P
       
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    25. I envy my dolls because they can wear whatever they want and change their hair colour/style and eye colour anytime! I wouldn't mind being a doll, no sir.
       
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    26. I envy my doll because she has a much nicer tan than me!

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    27. I envy my dolls because they can afford a life of romance, leisure and luxury without ever having to work for it.

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    28. I envy my doll because he has such a long neck and fingers and I think it is beautiful. Don't get me wrong; I love my body and am so grateful for it (secret: Diesel is a very vain creature), but if I was given the opportunity to change one small thing about it, I would lengthen my fingers. Piano hands are gorgeous (I need need need a SOOM Amber, just for her hands)!
       
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    29. I envy my dolls because they've got infinite possibilities for hair and eye color! I could never pull this kind of look off!

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    30. I envy my boys because they're so DAMN intimate and so perfect for each other ( since I'm single. LoL)

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    31. I envy my dolls because they have so many cute clothes that would look dumb on me :...(
       
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    32. I envy my dolls because they have their own slave who works six days a week to buy their wardrobes for them. -_-;
       
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    33. I envy my doll because she is beautiful and everything i wish i could be but it all come naturally for her I have to work so hard and hope things turn out like I've planed silly huh :):lol::sweat
       
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    34. lol so much jelly
       
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    35. I envy my dolls because they aren't lactose intollerant, and I am. And I want a nice cold glass of milk, darn it! And THEY have a tiny little re-ment glass of milk. And you know what, those smug little dolls, they could just drink their fake milk all they want >:C
       
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    36. I envy my Dominic because he can turn into an elf whenever he wants!

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    37. I envy my doll because he has perfect skin all day, every day. xD
       
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    38. I envy my doll because she has the perfect pedicure and manicure, and I have stubby nails and man-ish hands XP
       
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    39. I envy my dolls because they will always stay in shape.
      And because they will never age.

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    40. So many reasons. Perfect skin, never going to age(they will probably outlive me and my children), don't have to deal with any of those gross bodily functions >.>, can change their eyes and hair as they please, my Yao has hooves and horns which is so cool, they're never hungry or thirsty, they are way more photogenic than I am... plus I've always wanted to be the size of a fairy and my dolls are much closer to that than I ever would be. Imagine walking through the woods from their perspective, everything is so much bigger and more exciting.
       
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    41. I envy Billy because he has the best Hallowe'en costume, and he looks ADORABLE in it.

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    42. i envy my dolls because they are getting more clothing then me at the moment.
       
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    43. I envy my dolls because they can stay young, pure, and innocent forever. Even when I've grown to be a old pessimistic hag my dolls will still be beacons of youth and beauty.
      I also envy them because they are never alone. They always have each other.
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    44. I envy my Chantelle because she has big boobs -.-

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    45. I envy my dolls because they can have all the pets they want and never have to worry about the cost or the cleanup. I also envy my dolls because they're getting a horse of their own.
       
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    46. I envy my doll because he has absolutely no problem telling people what's going on in his head, regardless of who they are... That, and he looks so cool in pictures. I just look like a nerd.

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    47. I envy my dolls because they don't ever have to work, just laze around and be pampered ;)

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    48. ...because it can hide in most unexpected and interesting places XD
       
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    49. I envy my dolls because they can be super exotic like long elf ears, anthro paws and even horns and hooves. I also envy their perfect bodies and how after years they still stay the same.
       
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    50. because she has perfect hair all the time
       
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    51. Because she's gorgeous with flawless skin... and this hunk of perfection is her bf!

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      *Blake is owned by CloakedSchemer*
       
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    52. I envy my doll because she can change hair styles and colors and eye colors whenever she wants! Plus she always looks great in all of them!
       
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    53. I envy my dolls because all colours fit her so right! Even bright rose :lol:

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    54. I envy my dolls, because they can sit around all day and wear super cute clothes.
       
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    55. I envy my dolls because I make all the money, but they get to spend it.
       
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    56. I don't really envy my dolls any. They really do make my life better just by having them around :aheartbea Then again, I do sometimes look at my scars then Seraphine's smooth skin and curse her for it :lol:
       
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    57. Because if the body doesn't fit she can get another different one haha. Also very nice eyebrows, trimmed always.
       
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    58. :D That's right. I envy my Flavian because he is lounging, while I am working. :)
       
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    59. I envy my doll because she is spoiled beyond belief!
      She also can change between blue and purple hair right over to red and white hair....wait WHITE hair???
      That's a big envy, I could never get my hair white xD
       
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    60. I envy my dolls because they dont have to re-do their makeup and nails every day T_T
       
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