Describe your doll story as terribly as possible.

Demon with a bad conscience falls in love with a mortal human

 

Nerdy accountant makes friends with the creepy guy at work, accidentally gets looped into organized crime. He struggles with morality over mimosas at brunch with hitmen and burglars.

 

Orphan loses touch with her best friend, finds out she has a father, ruins relationship with best friend, tries to repair relationship with best friend, is forced to choose between saving friend and saving the rest of the world and can't bring self to let the world burn.

Then is stuck working for the god who killed her friend.

Who also is her uncle.

Who also killed her mother.

Forever, because part of the consequences of saving the world was entirely unwanted immortality.

She can't even really blame him because at the time he was being mind controlled and saving the world broke that, and she hates herself for not hating him more when really, it's as if he's a different person now.

She also can't help but acknowledge that at the end her friend was working with the people who were controlling the god and were going to let the world fall to pieces.

Being someone who occasionally sees the consequences of every possible permutation of actions and manipulates the future accordingly is hard.

 

The adventures of an interdimensional anthropomorphic cat book-store owner, the assistant who used to be a book, and his recurring customers he seems to not be able to get rid of.

 

I am so horrible at describing my stories in a concise manner that you might as well read the blurb on the actual book, but I'll try to out-horrible that anyway just for you

Concrete Monsters tells the story of a dude who gropes people for a living changing careers to being groped, because a nation that doesn't even exist if you ask its neighbours who do consider it a cancer (which exists), built a wall around all people who aren't opposed to carrying stuff around on a Saturday morning.

 

A bunch of partially plastic teens hang out underground doing drugs and fighting until the plastic melts and they have to go fight one girl's boyfriend and then chase a bunch of rodents. Oh, also the world ended a long time ago and they live in a snow globe in Antarctica, which is a jungle.

 

A guy who hated the world for making fun of his odd blue eyes.

 

Considering some story rewrites, because I can do what I want:

MSDs: we started out this post graduation roadtrip with a Prius and a tent, why do we suddenly have an RV and a cursed magic item? The fae, probably.

Other MSDs: disaster siblings and the dangers of falling for a dimension-hopping witch, a cautionary essay

SDs: Vampire finds a natural disaster disguised as a person in his back yard, is delighted by this. They adopt "dogs".

Other SDs: local dragon dismayed to suddenly find himself living in a slice of life anime.

Yo-SDs: Morgana le Fay still cannot be trusted with children but at least the setting is a house this time.

 

Just visiting the various branches of the Celestial Bureaucracy in the White City...

The Elemental courtiers? Office Space in hanfu.

The Temple of Endings (Osiris' staff)? We see dead people.

The Bureau of Destiny (Fate's mortal agents)? None of us are ninjas.

The God-beasts (Gaia's sons)? Sibling rivalry writ large. With pointy bits.

The Court of Twilight (Shamsun and Coniraya's servants)? The bosses are having an affair.

 

Realistic crew: Two lovebirds are so stubborn they can't agree on their love but his little sister keeps locking them in closets till they finally A) love or B) hate each other.

Anthro crew: A bunch of clumpsy animals are tricked by their gods and fall through holes to our world.

 

My minifee Miyu, called Sakura :
Had to participate on a game similar to hunger games, ends covered in blood that gives her red colored eyes

 

All my dolls live in the same world but dont rly belong in eachothers storys.

1) Dude transitions to girl, falls in love with witch. Works 24/7 then opens teashop

2) Girl with severe anxiety finally lives alone ends up faling in love with a dude in a gang.

3) Demon loves theatre, has to do a play once. Falls in love with a demigod who then becomes casino owner. Demon is now housewife even though he sucks.

4) God done sum messed up things. Goes on vacation on earth while taking care of an orb to show mama god they r capable of loving. Ends up living with depresed person.

 

A man goes back to school for his Ph.D. in an attempt to get out of the service industry and ends up indefinitely crashing at a former bar patron's home. Said bar patron is a professor with a dumpster fire personal life and a dash of imposter syndrome.

 

Okay here goes o. O considering the synopsis normally takes over an hour to two and a half hours and I have gone to Tolkien inspired levels of detailed world building and backstory and concept of magic building all to determine if characters would in fact have a stove or not let’s see if I can do this lol

Main hero boy is an orphan emo twit without any emotions except it’s not his foalt beacouse a big mean shade he summoned on accident stole his teather which connects him to his emotions and his humanity and stuff (wait if he summoned it I gues it is his foalt he’s and emo twit)

Anywho it destroyed his entire villlage and then when he was found people wanted to kill him beacouse NO ONE CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT THEIR TEATHER HE IS AN ABOMINATION! Le ghasp

But then a guy saves him and tells the people to stop being dumb and adopts him and has him learn magic at the school he runs for mages (yes yes think hairy potter but waaaaaay more math and normal people know about it and it’s part of everyday life and the economy and there are no rubber ducky’s or cell phones..... maybe not so much Harry Potter..... then again his best friend is a super smart magically talented mage..... a likeness still to be determined)

So everything is normal until a share attacks the school and main hero boy just destroys it without even closing the book he was reading

But then the old lets kill him from before people get all ants in the pants again becouse le ghasp no one has done this before he is to powerful to be safe

So main hero and best friend girl leave while adopted father school head works in calming the old poeples tits ( gross I know)

While they are off they set up a shop and start helping people with magic and eventually become known as shade slayers

Well one day a person needs help bad with a shade and they go to help but did out leg ghasp the person was from Main hero boys village and wants to take revenge so he decides to destroy the school nemo was at by sumonig like all the shades

And he does which kills him but then main hero boy and friend girl kick totall ass which makes the stupid old farts be like we sorry you can come back and main characters be like nope and price out back to their business


And that lady’s and gentleman is book one of 6

 

A bunch of young aristocrats all in love with each other.

 

I don't have all my dolls for my story yet but I have the story almost complete in my head already:

Fake porcelain woman who is a couple of hundred years old kidnaps the Night Sky because she is obsessed with the color blue. Saving the world from an eternal day is up to a young woman, her boyfriend, and the Night Sky's right hand man who is going crazy from not being near her.

 

1. Dark Crystal meets Lord of the Rings
2. Parks and Recreation but with Elves

 

They fight crime!

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist.

Okay, so a girl who lives in the Deep South is originally from Korea and her father is Korean and her mother is half Chinese and half Japanese. (It was a weird party.) She's a pop singer who sweats pink sparkles when she gets hit. She tends to get hit a lot, but it never hurts her because the pink sparkles say so. Oh, and her boyfriend catches fire but doesn't burn up. (I don't have her boyfriend yet but I should next month.)

 

This is still a work in progress and might change:

THE ANTHROS FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE

The first four to arrive are a deer, a fox, a rabbit, and an alien blob. They are the size of human children in this world. They attempt to look for jobs and the government says "hey, we gotta examine you." PETA intervenes until they let them go, but the government says "we are stalking yo ass." They end up as college students living in an old victorian home that is just the right size for them because plot holes. Meanwhile, more anthros from different dimensions keep arriving and they are designated greeting team.

 

Story of Rin and my floating head: Rin is a demon. He is sent to earth for a super secret evil mission. He actually thinks people are neat and just doesn’t go back to Hell. No one cares because demons are encouraged to terrorize as long as possible. He really hates the cold though. Like REALLY hates the cold. So sometimes he just sets himself on fire with his demon powers. Rin one day bumps into a pretty girl. She is so pretty. And her name is (Evelyn/eve/? Idk yet). He brings her to his apartment and she doesn’t question it. Oh no! Evelyn/Eve/? Is actually an angel? On a demon-slaying mission? But she also thinks humans are neat and wants to stay. If angels hook up with demons, they are banished from heaven forever. So she decides that, after three days of earth, she’s totally ready for an eternity of it and lets herself fall in love with a demon.

 

Story 1: Spooky scary lesbian goddess decides to take the form of a human and see what all the fuss is about. Aaand ends up getting a big titty goth gf

Story 2: Fantasy is fun.

Story 3: Cute boy is cute

 

Orphan who discovers her soul can time-travel, uses the power to murder, steal, and find true love.

 

Stupid twelve year old necromancer f's up and accidentally starts the end of the world. In order to fix it she has to team up with the God of death, a goth girl, death's gf, and the God of life.

 

Grumpy teen makes her first friend, dooming humanity in the process.

 

as it turns out, the real treasure was in fact the friends made along the way (though the dragon may not think so)

 

"Anyway the injured dragon I found in the woods turned out to be a cute boy? He's also like 99% sure his ex wants him dead so he's ditching to the ocean. Idiot thinks I won't come with him lmao."

 

Greek mythos meet vengeful cursing gods meet time-travel meet Cluedo. Also known as: "The fickle gods have cursed us once again and if we don't find who the bloody traitor is, we will keep reincarnating instead of enjoying the Greek afterlife. Damn them. Footnote: we met a reincarnated Homer who wrote so much about us and gave him a piece of our mind."

 

Two teens meet after some kind of apocalypse? kind of thing? One is a pretty boy asshole who is jaded after the apocalypse and prefers to be on his own. The other is a vampire skater boy who probably only survived cause he was already dead. He's pretty starved for attention and clings to the pretty boy like his life depends on it (it probably does). Pretty boy "hates" vamp boy (he totally likes it, don't let him lie to you). Awkwardness and hilarity ensues.

 

I love these kinds of things, they're so much fun to read

For me it'd be:

1. A bunch of people of varying degrees of awfulness judge each other in purgatory.
2. People with elemental powers face near death experiences on a daily basis.
3. A bunch of young adults play chess. Some die.

... I write a lot of thriller

 

1. Local god does not like the consequences of his actions: feat. his 9ish children, 25 interchangeable and very stabby people, a group of folks with numbers, and an eldrich abomination of his creation.

2. Local author shamelessly and irrepentantly defaces a literary classic into a blasphemous romance (or: my paradise lost retelling)

3. projecting yourself into too many demons and elves speedrun

 

Boy with a bad sunburn.

 

So, there's like this commercial filmed with a baby which gets titled "Bunny and the Beast" that people love so much, that the network gives them their own judge TV show. The baby's the judge and the Beast is the bailiff. Then THAT show gets canceled, but audience interest for "the Beast" gets him his own spin off show, which is called "Lime Acres".

And, the reason why it's called "Lime Acres" is because that's the name of the city where he's temporarily banished to, after a miniature apocalypse that happened during his honeymoon. The apocalypses that he causes makes people happy, in general, even though people still die. Also, almost everyone he meets runs away from him BECAUSE of myths about what mutants like him do to people. He's not a vampire, but he rather he had mutated into one. It's worse since hearing him talk may cause others to lose their sanity. He uses sign language and he is almost twice as tall as the average person. And, all of that made it difficult for his wife to date him, after they first meet.

 

Cosmic scribe and eldritch prison warden afflicted with madness collects characters from her favorite stories across the multiverse and plays with them like Barbies. What ensues is not so much "found family" as much as it is "forced family."

 

I can only tell my story badly cuz I can’t even keep up with it lol however,

A mermaid, no half-mermaid, or maybe a fairy? A shapeshifter? No definitely a mermaid I swear, rips off the story “the Little Mermaid”, except love isn’t the focus. Except she does find love with a human man after all.

Other doll “story”: Fairies be frolicking

 

Local girl learning her actions have consequences, magic is weird, and about the concept of taxes while trying to save her friend, who is suffering the consequences of her actions and is trapped somewhere and kind of sort of ok probably possessed by some kind of eldritch forces from outside the planes. And also she's the only one who can remember him, and his parents were the leaders of a rebellion in the country she's travelling in, which probably won't be important, right?

 

A complicated story of hidden words and weird happenings but its funny to boil it down to: a girl gets save with a kiss only to explain memes to the fae while being in a polycule with the guardian fae who saved her, a half-yokai and a demon trapped on the mortal plane, where she looks short but in reality everyone else is just abnormaly tall. Fluff, chaos and hijinks ensue.