Describe your doll story as terribly as possible.

Pokémon go knock off!! Lmaoooooooooooo!!! We've all been there!! (But I can't laugh too much because at least you have names for your stories. I've only got jumbled nonsense and half ideas). But I've got a few "finished" stories.

1) Basically angels in the outfield except uhhhhhh I've never actually seen the movie and Christopher Lloyd doesn't make a guest appearance.

2) Sleeping beauty-like princess whose essential a cliché Mary Sue.

3) Ash Ketchum and Gary Oak in space except there's no Pokémon. Only semi annoying aliens and robots.

Caturday School) Hey look and ACTUAL title!! Essential the breakfast club but they're all really good friends who always end up getting in trouble and going to Saturday School and detention. Also it's a damn furry school FML!

 

Once upon a time there was a fight. A big fight. A war? Maybe a war. But like, nobody really knew about it, so it couldn't have been that big a deal. Anyway, there was this big house up on a cloud somewhere that was trying to keep the war out, but the war wanted in, so the peeps in the house decided to make some monarchs to make the war people shut up about war for five seconds.

But like, the new monarchy was made up of literal babies. This was a problem. So to make the babies grow up they kicked all six of 'em out of the cloud house and made them grow up together. But then they all died, and got back to the cloud house all dead, and it sucked. So they tried again. And again. And again. Five times of dying and coming back and dying again. And meanwhile the war was getting worse, and the babies were growing up and going crazy, and it was such a mess for a while.

Eventually though the babies won, and they made the war shut up, and they got rid of the people making war happen, and things were okay again in the cloud house. The end.

 

So, a Bounty Hunter moves in to this apartment, but there are already tenants. Too many tenants, and more moving in all the time. The Bounty Hunter hatches a plan to frame some of the tenants so he can get the bounty and get them out of the apartment. But, a nice landlady gives him a jacket. And then the worse thing happens, nothing.

 

Okay, here goes:

My OCs storyline: Five people that are spirit-infested must help stop a group of wannabe immortals from crashing reality out of existence. One of them hates responsibility and wants to be a free-spirited athlete to gain fame and fortune instead. One's his best friend, who's a gothic glam queen who joined him for the ride. Another is an orphan with murdered parents who became a parent to his little sister while carrying around his mother's sketchbook as a memento. The fourth has severe anger issues, an inferiority complex, and believes she's responsible for her sister's death. One of her tagalongs also has attitude issues, a broken family home, and looks like a girl even though he's a straight male, and will punch anyone who accuses him of being anything else. All the while the fourth one has a love interest with a mild, easy going personality who tries his best to make her happy. The fifth hasn't yet made their presence known.

Drama ensues.

LoK crew: Headstrong girl with a lot of responsibility on her shoulders, battles possessed spirits and heretics to keep the world from going to chaos. She has to: it's her responsibility. Meanwhile she had an attraction to a literal hothead, only to get in an explosive fight before breaking it off with him when she finds out he was cheating. Falls in love with beautiful girl with lovely green eyes. Sassy boy who can manipulate water lost that ability, got it back from headstrong girl, and has been playfully (and jokingly, for the most part) flirting with her, while also taking an interest in the literal hothead. And maybe also the beauty with the green eyes...a little. Problem is: the beauty with the green eyes hasn't showed up yet, so the sassy boy and the headstrong girl must deal with each other, and other company, for the time being.

Sadako: blank slate little girl with no determined personality invades other stoylines trying to find an identity.

 

Oh, this is exciting. Dances With Darkness is an actual book I'm writing, and I just happened to shell the main characters as BJDs. Here goes nothing:

DWD is the story of a boring, delinquent, teenage boy who is hated by his whole town. The people think his mother is mentally insane and his father is a serial killer...turns out, they're like 75% right. His mother is murdered by a big 'ol meanie bad guy, and he gets really mad. He finds out that there's a whole race of people on the planet with weird magical powers, and his father was like a powerful bounty hunter who murders the crazy ones to keep order. Later, his father tells him not to seek revenge for his mother's death, so like most teenagers I know, he throws a hissy fit and tries to prove his father wrong. He runs away like all angst-y teens should and ends up getting all hot n' bothered by another boy with powers. This other boy shows him how to use his own powers and he thinks that they'll go defeat the big ol' meanie who killed his mom together, but the other boy is actually a sort-of baddie too. Bunches of things happen, training and all that yadda-yadda, and then the final battle comes all cliche' like. He fights the meanie bad guy on the top floor of a tall skyscraper, and then *la gasp* the bad guy reveals he's actually the main character. Confused, he gets pushed off the top floor balcony of the skyscraper by his evil baddie self. Everything goes dark and he thinks he's dead, but what to his wondrous eyes do appear? A hospital room. He thinks he's been saved so he tries to move. After a bit, he realized he can't cause he's in a straitjacket. Why? Well, probably because he doesn't exist and is just a formulated personality within a mentally ill young girl's mind that has been placed into a psychiatric hospital for her eating disorders and various other mental health issues.
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My crew - all the weirdo hippie freaks living in Crosston Creek, GA Undoubtedly includes Satan-worshippers & GD Yankees.... LOL

 

This is too good. XD

Story 1 (my big dollies)-- A bunch of drunk college students who are busy enjoying their drinking and boyfriends and girlfriends, until one of them has to go and *accidentally* become an immortal wizard and oh $#%&, now they find out that magic, inhuman monsters and alternate sub-dimensions are a real thing, and can they not destroy the state of reality, please? Oh, and then younger brother of one of the main characters starts a war with the Faerie Kingdom. Good job!! Let's stick younger brother and the changeling he kidnapped into boarding school, for safety.

Story 2 (my minis) --NERDS~~~~IN~~~~~~~SPACE~!!!!!!!

 

MSD Story: One kid grew up in the woods. Some weird lady found him with some other child. He grew up and dint' change names ,but others did. Some guy was jealous and gave him a scar. They're okay now. Things happen, things happen, things happen, and then they're at a new place and don't understand why its different. Things happen, things happen, things happen-- oh look now they're all friends!

 

My already incredibly ridiculous story for my two floating heads Cosmik and Starr:

Two teenage misfits are abducted by aliens and end up crashlanding back on Earth near the Extraterrestrial Highway 15 years later with no memories other than their tacky space themed fake names wearing ridiculous pastel plastic spacesuits. They end up somehow working and squatting in a UFO themed café for cash while they try to regain their memories and work out why the hell they look like glittery humanoid aliens. Insanity and a touch of silly romance ensues.

 

An elf who thinks she's an orc tries to save magic from ~evil~ humans but makes a big mess of everything. She's helped by a dryad who didn't want to stay alone, a 8 years old girl who was ready to do anything to escape an orphanage, and a witch who's the only competent person here but is sadly not in charge. Also, the witch's wife makes an appearance, rants at everyone, and then she's back to her usual business.

 

A blood sucking cinnamon roll from roman times meets and marries an invisible book worm from the Victorian era. They adopt a bunch of freak machines and all live happily ever after XD.

 

Scarlet: Ryan Gosling in Drive but it's actually Taylor Swift in a cool(er) jacket with a snake embroidered on the back instead of a scorpion. Existential burnout and hopeless romantic tragedy intensify.

Sage: Osaka, 2043. Paprika -- girlfriend-stealing escort -- dotes endlessly on her beloved genderswapped Inspector Tequila. Heroic bloodshed conquers all. Also love.

Foxglove: a morose deer girl withers away in solitude. There's a small chest on her bedroom windowsill. Inside: the preserved, severed hand of her deceased lover. Your mind wanders in inappropriate places. You'd offer companionship, but body parts as keepsakes is kind of really weird, forest witch or no. Still wondering what she does with it? Of course you would.

 

MSDs: Bad highshool au of that one really serious fantasy series, the one with Serious Things. Everybody is ooc and crack and fluff is the name of the game.

Yo-SDs: a treatise on why leaving your child in a forest for their own protection still counts as child abandonment even if they have magical guardians, written by Morgana le Fay's bad decision making

SDs: 1) Twilight with less stalking and more accidental explosions
2) Ancient Egpyt isn't passe yet right?
3) How Many Strays Can One Dragon Collect? The Answer Will Shock You.

 

Faerie trickster is exceedingly naughty and gets caught possibly maybe (probably) spying on the Seelie King's consort as she's bathing. As punishment is stuffed into a magical pendant and cursed to serve out the remainder of his existence as a genie in service of various humans. At least until he can figure out how to free himself (yeah, good luck with that).

Enter one pessimistic highschooler who stumbles upon said pendant in a thrift shop, thinks it'll make a great artsy keyfob-type thing and buys it. Cleans it up and accidentally releases said "genie", proceeds to scream and throw everything within reach at him, until he manages to explain who/what he is. Many shenanigans ensue.

 

Imagine a psyche ward of a hospital, but in a Starbucks, more depressing, and somehow kind of kinky?

 

1. Boyband and various other pop stars get rich and famous. One of them knocks up a fan. Another becomes a priest.

2. Teen experiences extreme family violence. Rather than be traumatized, he makes Tarantino style films about it.

3. Kurt Cobain obsessed veterinarian in training travels the world to ride ALL the roller coasters and see all the defunct parks.

4. YouTuber is stuck in the friendzone. Instead of whining about it, he spends all his time at the pub.

5. College girls go to a normal college. The country girl becomes a cryptozoologist, the vampire-ghost girl become a phlebotomist, the stuck up singer/actress probably ends up selling Mary Kay to old ladies.

6. Punk rocker aspires to be a member of the Wiggles.

 

Clover's story: a high school girl let's a bunch of misfit wierdos who may or may not want to eat/kill her live with her in a non supervised house just cuz a pink fluffy girls said it sounded like fun.

 

I have so enjoyed reading these!

*Ahem*

Harts - An uptight nerd with a rabid belief in faeries goes to college. Shortly realizes his parents' enabling did him zero favours and he has no idea how to adult.

Blacksnow - An angry cannibalistic monster tries to take over a kingdom to flip the bird to some monks who tried to skin him and stuff his guts full of hot coals. He's assisted in this by a woman who was ordered to assassinate him, but hit her head and forgot about that. They cause mayhem and have a kid together. That kid likes playing with wolves more than burning down villages. Dad is sorely vexed.

 

Alright so there's like, this dude and he's into weird occult stuff but like, can't use most of the stuff and he knits but that's not important so he's messing around with stuff and accidentally summons a head that works at Wendy's

 

Shaylee's-- A pastel-ly colour girl runs from home cuz she wants to meet people. She ends up getting herself a teenage sugar mama and fails at pretending to be normal.

 

Human embodiment of depression destroys the entire universe and every attempt to fix the tiniest thing makes it worse.

 

Reaperverse: crimson- 50 shades of whatever Red feels like that day, feat. Smol yandere girlfriend.

Rverse siren song-local girl hits record levels of exasperation. Local serial killer wonders why victim won't love him? Also, swords.

Rverse: end of days- emotionally compromised dead people try to fight all of humanity.

Rverse: Strange Angels-she didn't put the soul in the soul hole so we mock her.

Rverse: through glass- murder mystery ends in answers no one wanted

Rverse: winter's chill- local teen too pure for this earth. Local gladiator will fight you.

Rverse: Drowninf- he is a boy, dammit. And grim needs to put him down.

Rverse: Ripper- demon horrified by humanity; you had my heart... at leas for the most part (everybody's gotta die sometime)

4 worlds trilogy: two halves of a heart, Jessica jones with dark powers and a literal purple Cinnabon go to fight the personification of daddy issues and a man who sells souls for a living. Everything explodes.

4 worlds: reign of chaos- selfish jerk god breaks universe for boyfriend and needs to fix it/put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

4 worlds: much like falling- unhealthy coping mechanisms are shockingly unhealthy.

 

Main story- Woman chef who's a fire mage buys run down big farmhouse in upstate New York. A bunch of misfits come to live there with her and help renovate the house. One's a former assassin, one has amnesia and PTSD. Most of them are fairies, elves, or do magic. Some of them try to have normal jobs or go to collage. Chaos ensues.

Side story- Two trans-dimensional imps sometimes come to visit, help with things, or cause mischief. The rest of the time they're off living in an imp sized place.

 

"Everyone brings home someone/thing that should've been left outside."

 

Lonely girl becomes friend with cool handsome guy, is betrayed, goes bats**t then kills some peeps

 

Small child born in the woods adopted by a woman ten times his size and makes friends with a snail and a deer thing.

 

College Freshman finds out she's a supernatural being and promptly begins to attract a supernatural harem of guys, gals and non-binary pals

 

Manic pixie dream boy finds most boring target ever as roommate, and they care for a disembodied head together.

 

two teens with "tragic" pasts meet and fall in love, one is low-key a yandere and the other one doesn't really think much, + random cast of side characters with equally "tragic" pasts and often unrequited love

 

A tribe of cats goes off to the Human Society to adopt a pet.

 

here is a perverted guy who can pick up anyone if he wants to,he's a pimp and can't pay attention to anyones feelings,he's sly and does everything to get what he want,even if he has to force many people

 

Nordics: Norse girl comes across a troll and can't get rid of him.

Anima: The Black Death, but with more accidental zombies and Alphonse Mucha windows this time.

Japan: 500 years of bad decisions.

Russia: Fancy guard of fancy palace gets someone else to pay for clothing.

Mercenary's Honour: Legally, child abduction.

 

EDO PERIOD STORYLINE:
Dude owes a debt to a shady feathered lizard thingy, but luckily for him, she was feeling generous. Too generous, because she ends up giving him kids too. A shame one of them got sent to the spirit world prematurely. Thank heavens gramma was there to the rescue.

L5R RPG STORYLINE:
Two people with family and love issues end up bringing together multiple people with even more issues. Oh, and said two people seem to have a bucket list of sampling the jails of every Great Clan in Rokugan.

 

There's a monarchy but they're not actually related.
The main character Yuki has two brothers but a dark angel robber still went into her house and bit her like a vampire and now she's a zombie.
Time is a mess and everything has to start with the same letter in the beginning.

 

1. A couple of orphans who are now very old people

2. Hobos forced to retrieve, steal, and do things they don't want to for food

3. A bunch of freeloaders living in a rundown balloon ship with Dracula as the shipwright.

 

Oh boy.

An angry old man, a giant bug, and a raving drunk flail helplessly against the eeeevil magician government. Because you can never have too many e's in 'evil'.

Madame Morrible and the last living My Little Pony work reluctantly to tutor a batch of Hogwarts rejects. Together with a flock of Twilight wannabe's and an overzealous drag queen, they keep the magic of friendship hidden from muggles.

A brick wall and a timey-wimey moron decide to torture a lonely soul dying of cancer. Y'know. For funsies.

 

A failed rockstar steals a necklace from a fan because he thinks it looks pretty and then his bandmates abandon him on the road. Turns out, the "fan" he stole the necklace from was a werewolf and the necklace was his amulet and now our hero is in big trouble. He's saved by a grumpy biker/hunter/detective/wizard/medium/WHATEVER and eventually ends up meeting a bunch of other wizards who are actually terrible at wizarding yet for some reason are supposed to save the city from a bunch of cultists, who are even worse losers than our protagonist is. Rocker dude tries to help his new wizard friends, but inevitably ends up making things worse.

 

Dragons? In MY forrest? It's more likely than you think.

 

We're going to make dolls great again!

 

A self destroying strange man who used to be a woman. xd

 

A 'mother earth' green fae has a half-fae toddler who's too busy making noise and messes to learn how to use her magic.

 

“Heroes, monsters, tea and biscuits”

Or

“How to live when you’re recently deceased.”

Or maybe

“Not-so-super superheroes vs. the underworld: the tales of a coward and his boss, the flying boy, a miserable artist, the girl with the knives and a man who fought his own ghost. Somehow they save the world, and stop for tea.”

 

A colony of extremely sheltered and naive people travel through space. One of them likes to talk to robots, and another likes to stare out of windows. A kid who lives in the wall accidentally shows these two a serious lady who lurks in caves, and the serious lady is way too serious for anybody's good.

 

Boy stumbles into world of weird pointy eared people who collect human junk for some reason xD

 

Feb 2018: Many very expensive blank resin lumps who don't know who the hell they even are because the owner can't decently get the characters and stories together yet.
Some interpretations of their current expressions:

{cue 'that movie trailer Announcer voice'}
17 resin beings are in search of a glo-up ,
17 characters are trying hard to become ~somebody~ ..
In a mysterious world where the only game in town is 'Anything Goes'...
Will it happen in 2018? Heaven only knows...
Pray...pray for that miracle...

 

1) Asexual high school kid's only friend is his 11 year old neighbour and a new girl with vitiligo that everyone loves.
2) Post-apocalyptic dude finds an AI robot who helps him find nothing
3) bratty self-insert witch character in the middle of war

 

Basically a big bunch of international idiots working officially or inofficially for a secret agency to catch and socialize, kill or return home demons and other out-of-our-world beings like ghosts and aliens (as well as some of said demons and other beings being their partners when socialized). Of course they have their terribly cliche-like everyday life problems as well (love, lust and heartbreak very much included!)

 

She's an archer and she does cool stuff with her elf crew. Stuff happens.


He tried to raise the dead and pissed off a Goddess.

 

1) Succubus-esque demon starts a rock band with her boyfriend. Demon girl's older brother, also a demon, dates a witch, who helps create their stage effects.

2) Orphaned witch-boy falls in love with a moon goddess while trying to shelter an outcast princess.

 

Museum Curator works late and steals a statue in a rendition of night at the museum. Ends up in weird town where everyone has their own secrets

 

Two americans end up in japan as room mates and go on whacky adventures.

 

College boy just wants to be left alone and watch the stars. Instead he meets a fallen angel and starts to see spirits. Also he's struck with the urge to write about these weird things he keeps experiencing.

 

A group of dolls get bored, make trouble and break reality, just a little.

 

1)Love trio between a vampire and two tigers;
2) Melancholic count and a sudden sexually preoccupied kin
3) Tomboy girl who growed up from 12 y.o. to 17y.o. in a 2 days, her Voodoo boyfriend and angry mother-in-low

 

Unimpressed elf trying to keep her forest free of idiots

 

Twins find long lost brothers and find out they are all sons of a demon, then they turn into demons occasionally.

 

4 poor kids and 1 rich kid that live in Tokyo.

 

13 year old kid (deceased) is resurrected into a 150 year old wizard's body (looks 30ish but also deceased), the body is revived painfully. The wizard's consciousness is also in his head but not able to do much other than make snarky comments that piss the boy off.

 

A guy accidentally blows up a top secret military lab, runs away from his pissed off sister guarding the lab, meets a guy on another world, almost causes an inter-species galactic incident, gets aforementioned guy pregnant (by accident), fouls genocidal a plot (by accident) thus saving his brother's life, is the cause of thousands of dead being raised (indirect accident) and is responsible, in a convoluted way, for the migration of thousands of aliens to his home planet, which he no longer lives on as his primary residence.

A guy just wanted to date a nice girl. He kills her accidentally with demon powers he didn't know he had. The father he never knew, who awakened the powers, offers to teach him control at the cost of his body. His king orders him to do it to help them win a war they're losing. He's very bad at fighting and gets people hurt. Previously unknown brothers ask him to help them kill their father and he agrees to it. He kills not only his father but his grandfather, too, and takes over the demon clan as leader. His king wants to use the demons for fodder in the war and he refuses and is then exiled from his family and people and goes to live with the demons. He later falls for a god and becomes immortal.