Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Soom,
Please realize that I have so far avoided being Soomed by you.
Sincerely, You Will Never Get Me!

 

Dear BJD companies,
Please show me every color your wigs come in.
Sincerely, it's hard for me to know if it looks like it's a possible match when it's just a swatch.

Dear Migidoll,
Why did I forget that I loved almost all your sculpts?!
Sincerely, half the site should be on my wishlist

 

Dear Chriandra,
We got Tirsden finally. It's only a matter of time.
Sincerely, Soom

Dear Soom,
Yeah, once, at this rate... twice if I get that Dia boy I'm planning to match with Nightweaver. But your quality control issues are rather alarming. Pleeease let Trachy be a good box opening this week.
Sincerely, Tirsden

Dear Jian,
I have a wishlist, and now you do too. You're a doll... and yes your doll wishlist is cute. And notably less expensive than mine.
Sincerely, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

Dear Volks,
Why did I think that I could only get elastic from one company?
Sincerely, thanks for also being in the US

 

Dear Lina and Amelia,
Please decide WHICH bodies you want and STAY on them so that I can make your clothes?
Sincerely, your annoyed keeper.

Dear Marketplace,
Howcome every time I find exactly what I want it's from someone in Europe, and I have the instant gratification gene? Please conjure up some stuff closer to home.
Sincerely, Has too many dang dolls already but wants just one more...

 

Dear OCs,
Um NO I can't afford to shell all of you. Unfortunately.
Sincerely,
You guys multiply like rabbits.

 

Dear every character in the stories I've ever written,
Thank you for being too bland for me to want to make a doll out of.
Sincerely, this might be why I'm not going crazy over dolls

 

Dear writerm,
You can shell us! ^___^
Sincerely, tirsden's OCs

Dear OCs,
NO. BAD. No cookies for you. >___<
Sincerely, tirsden

Dear writerm and tirsden,
WE SAID NOTHING! D:
Sincerely, tirsden's OCs

 

Dear B&G Doll,
Please get your shit together.
Sincerely, A disappointed customer.

Dear Customs,
... Stop it.
Sincerely, Point A to Point B.

Dear Parents,
No. Its a boy.
Sincerely, your Youth.

Dear Soom,
F--k you I've been soomed! D<
Sincerely, It hurts and I like it.

 

dear soom,
WHYYY????? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?? D:<
sincerely, forever broke

dear iplehouse,
stop sculpting such lovely faces!
sincerely, I'minlove

 

Dear Soom and Dream of Doll

I know you are two of the slower companies but I really need my dolls right now since they actually help me calm down

Sincerely,
really needs a distraction right now

Dear Alice Collections

I would like to actually take the doll I currently have out more but due to his and my family's displeasure at his nudity I cannot

From,
Someone who has a distraction and can't use it very well

 

Dear Gail,

Please do your best to be created and shipped in a timely manner. I'm looking forward to becoming a doll mother and it would be awesome to unbox you on my birthday!

Sincerely,
Expecting

P.S. Please do not arrive before your wig does.

 

Dear This Week,
Shipping notice please.
Sincerely, Last Week

Dear Last Week,
Ramza arrived in your timeframe. O.o Spoiled much? XD
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Ramza's surprised head,
Yes, I know you're a girl, and not just "some extra part for him." No, I can't afford to get you a body right now. You're lucky I swung for a wig and eyes! *flails* If I ever manage to move half way across the country, it is not going to be because of my ability to save money. ^^;;
Sincerely, Still trying anyways

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Please take all of my money. I don't have much but in return, I would like all of your EID men. ;____;
Sincerely, I-am-forever-broke.

 

Dear fate,
My doll comes in the mail the two days I cannot get to the post office. Bad timing for a vacation. All I can do is sit here and laugh.
Sincerely, It's just one of those days.

 

Dear Tata's Paradise and Nine9Style,
I love your clothes. They're what I'd dress my dolls in all the time if I could. But why is most of your clothes out of stock - and why do 90% of them have to be clothes I'd want for my dolls?!
Sincerely, please be overstocked by Christmas

 

Dear human,
Please have sense to know tat skirts and sundresses are not appropriate attire. (We NEED warmer clothes now!)
Sincerely,
Your girls

Dear human,
We know you get tired. But. Your top sock drawer is not an acceptable place to put us to bed.
Sincerely,
Your girls (...again.)

Dear dolls on my wish list,
&#8203;Shhhhhhhhhhhh. You'll all get your chance to drain my account and come home. Just be patient.
Sincerely,
"Dolly Fever"

 

Dear guys,
I apologise for the lack of re-stringing,
lack of faceup work, and leaving you lot in your birthday suits!

I get it, your cold, faceless and as flexible as a contortionist but pleaaase
I'm really busy! *sobs* Its worth while. The last part of the family will be done!!!
Love, Human who does care, even with all these lacks!!!

 

Dear AliceCollections

I need my boy's clothes now
Not next week NOW

He has been naked for 2 months now and the time you have been allotted has run out
It has been three weeks now

From
Tired of waiting

 

Dear tiny pixie brat who is currently in the mail,
Tell me your name already!
With love,
Your soon-to-be-mommy

 

Dear SOOM,
Please deliver my girl now, I understand that she is a Montlhy but I ordered her in July.
With love,
One very impatient girl.

Dear Luts,
Please re-stock a suit for your Senior Delfs, Harper cannot live any longer in jeans and a shirt.
With love,
All my OC's must look right

Dear Brain,
Stop thinking about cosplays and Ogre and get to work on revision and writing stories.
Thank you,
Annoyed girl

Dear Myself,
How come when you sell your only MSD because you don't like the size (and the actual doll) you decide that you really do love MSDs..(but still not the doll! ) Please think of back story for new MSD on the way.
Thanks,
Yourself

 

Dear SOOM
It wasn't enough I had to get Carbon. You SOOMed me with the romantic Carbon too.
Sincerely I'm gonna get twins.

Dear Sadol
Please keep your lovely YoSD dresses in stock until next month.
Sincerely my twins need cute dresses.

 

Dear brain,
Please go to sleep. I've posted a ton of dolly stuff today and I don't have the braincells to convert that box opening to DA. I can't remember when I slept last. Sleep fuels more dolly activities. Hint hint.
Sincerely, the rest of my body

Dear unnamed Dollzone Deer Boy,
Please behave when I take your legs apart for blushing soon. Those s-hooks are not looking like fun.
Sincerely, my fingers

 

Dear Post Office

I would like to take Charos with me to the Renaissance Festival. He first needs clothes hurry up and get them to me

From
A lovely pirate lass

Dear Mint on Card

Please correct my mistake I do not own a puki just yet and do not need a puki outfit. I need a yo-sd outfit

From
Needs to slow down and pay attention

 

Dear SOOM,
Please stop stealing my money.
Sincerely,
Bankrupcy.

 

DEAR American BJD sellers on eBay...PLEASE don't call us from outside the USA "foreigners" and please sell to us...what is this thing about "I ship only in the USA"...? Don't people know there is a depression and they need all the potential clients that can be interested in their stuff?

 

Dear Universe,

Please, please PLEASE give me the ability to wait. I'm learning I don't have it!

Sincerely,
UnbelievablyImpatient

P.S. - Can't you let my dad get the winning lottery ticket? Come on.

 

Dear brain,
Please wake up so we can continue dolly projects and writing dolly character stories and and...
Sincerely, zzz...

Dear nail file,
Sorry I wrecked you opening Aiden's new epoxy neck slots on both heads a bit more so the elastic could actually get through with the s-hook. You're easy to replace anyways. XD
Sincerely, MNF/DZ hybridization complete! ^___^

Dear lil' Karl,
Yes you do want to try on the cutsie harlequin-esque red and white tinies outfit for me. You know you do.
Sincerely, I'm glad you can't actually bite me

 

Dear Ringdoll,
Why did you have to make Petter look exactly like a character I am writing about, therefore inspiring must-have tendencies?
Sincerely,
Empty Wallet

Dear Bank Account,
Quit being empty!
Sincerely,
Pretty much every bjd collector at one time

 

"Dear luts, Please make some the soo tanned skin. Sincerely,the girl who is dying for her."

 

Dear bank account,
What's left is for computer parts. Honest. Ignore me poking around ebay for a wig for mister Epidos-head...
Sincerely, iFail

Dear Zhas,
I'm glad you're finally wearing your new clothes. ^__^ Don't worry, your Underdark outfit isn't going anywhere. ^^;;
Sincerely, the big giant human thing that doesn't want to eat you

dearr big thng,
im hungree
from zhas

 

dear soom,

stop it! NOW

sincerely,
my mom is going to kill me and I'm broke

 

Dear faceups,
I can't do them. I am a horrible artist. Why did I decide to start doing them myself?!!!
sincerely,
me.

Dear blank dolls,
Paint yourself!
yours in desperation,
me.

Dear Vi's former faceup,
I wish I had never wiped you. Replacing you might not happen any time soon.
Sincerely,
a very sorry me.

 

Dear blank dollies all staring at me,
please be patient, 2012 will be The Year Everyone Gets Aesthetics! Also, please be patient if your first Mimi faceup doesn't quite suit your character, you can always have another, and another!
Love,
#1 Dollie of the house

 

Dear Christmas,
Please come sooner
Sincerely, wants to order doll things again

 

Dear Brain,
Why did you have to deiced Yo-SD is your favorite size after ordering one of every type of doll size? You can not afford this. You must save for your life now. Please wait until that Limhwa you ordered with your girlfriend comes and do not buy that souldoll you've been staring at!!!
Sincerely, Me

Dear Monday,
Why will you not come faster?! I want what i've been waiting four months for ! So badly ;w;!
Sincerely, A very patient little girl.

Dear Christmas,
Please surprise me! I love surprise so, how ever a doll would be amazing !! But we will see!
Sincerely, El

 

Dear Self,
Why is it that when you want something you don't go for it right away.
Why is that a pattern.
Please try to be more proactive and get what you actually want.
This includes BJDs, and any other thing in life you've wanted to pursue
like going to japan. Nothing is impossible. Please understand that

Sincerely, Me.

 

Dear SOOM

Gimme
I want my boy before my birthday

From
an Avid concert goer

Dear ems

HURRY UP
I know it was free shipping but it doesn't take a month to ship some clothes and eyes >-<

Owner of a Nakkie Doll

 

Dear Bank Account
I'm sorry!!!
Lots of love, one doll just isn't enough.
---
Dear Layla (my doll)
Thanks for putting up with me dragging you out to dinner when I end up going out alone.
Sincerely, No one wants to eat sushi with me.

 

Dear bank,

Oopsie...!~
Well, I've exercised caution with my spending lately so I think I can have a small/biggish reward to pay off the rest of my tiny. I only took what I needed so ;w;
And I can... just sacrifice and... make his clothing instead :'>

Lots of love,
Me~~

 

Dear Iplehouse,
I love you to bits, really I do. And sending out my doll 19 days after I ordered him is amazing on your part when you had so many orders waiting ahead of mine. But, couldn't you have emailed me telling me you planned to send him out? I wanted to add to his order before he came.
Sincerely,
My Doll Will Be Naked Until That GO Happens A Week After His Arrival

 

Dear LUTS,
Please don't stop making Delfs. I don't want to have to hear the entire BJD community cry. Kthanks.
Sincerely,
Me

Dear Owner,
Please make up your effing mind already whether I'm going to be SD or MSD. I'm getting tired of switching sizes every 6 months.
Love,
An Impatient Morgan le Fey

Dear Soom,
Why the h-e-double hockey sticks did you name a doll, Taco? That is all.
Love,
Me

Dear Universe,
Please let me get the job I'm applying for next month so I can actually buy stuff, and get Morgan her girlfriend. >.<

Love,
A Lonely Witch

 

Dear big Karl,
....FFFF, BABY SHOOOS!!!!! XDDDDDD
Sincerely, I will never get over this

Dear Payless,
Thanks for at least having something that'll remotely go with with his fullset. ^^;;
Sincerely, Kagels have big feets

Dear Office Depot,
I have no idea what an actual human would use this teeny clutch purse for, but thank you for making a perfect SD purse.
Sincerely, moi

Dear local thrift store,
How dare you taunt me with a huge selection of collector dolls but not have a single BJD! ...Not that I was above buying one of them for the dress alone. XD
Sincerely, lovin' the bloomers too

 

Dear Luts

NOT THE DELFS! i just got my first one and now they're not being sold for an indeterminate amount of time? But i wanted and El and Yder and Chiwoo and more Shiwoos *sobs*

Sincerely, Needs ALL the pretties

Dear Fairyland

If, as rumor and speculation have it, you end up taking over the delf line...Please, please, please don't change their bodies! Especially the boys...They may kicky and difficult at times but they're really pretty bodies!

Sincerely, Adoring fan of delf boys legs

 

Dear Universe

WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEEEE!
I just wanted doll clothes T-T
WHYYYYYYY
GIVE ME MY DOLL CLOTHES

Sincerely
on the ground crying

 

Dear people of etsy,
Please make more MSD-sized clothes for BOYS. D:

Sincerely,
All I want is pants, a decent pair of PANTS.


Dear Doll Chateau,
Thank you for not making your new girls Limited. THANK YOUUUUU.

Sincerely,
I'm already locked in a layaway commitment for a DZ boy...

Dear Alyn,
Turns out, you may actually have to be a floating head for a while. Sorry! Maybe if you ask nice, Sylva will let you borrow her body sometimes.

Sincerely,
There's no way your body will get here in time for x-mas if it's not ordered ASAP.

 

dear life,
start making me money for dolls
sincerely, me

dear bobobie/resinsoul,
Your dolls are some of the most beautiful I've ever seen, get a real camera and photographer please so more people will buy them and then I won't have to!!!
sincerely, me

dear Doll Love,
please sell sell a whole bunch of Zxia so that there's so much spam I won't want her any more
sincerely, me

dear owner,
I thought the first doll you were gonna buy was another tiny to play with me?
sincerely, Skylar

Dear future owner,
Please bring me home soon so i can eat all your money with my cuteness
sincerely, future resin brats

 

Dear Project Runway,
Why can't watching your show make me instantly better at sewing?
Sincerely, why doesn't life work like The Sims...?

 

Dear Dream of Doll

I love you

From,
excited for her new boy

 

Dear post office,
Stop losing my packages.

From,
I'm waiting for my replacement heads as well as the wig you've lost on two separate occasions.

 

Dear doll Val,

Please stop being in love with doll Eleanor. Eleanor, Nik, and Tar all want to kill me at this point because I'm the guy. Also, why are you wearing cat ears and a fox tail?

Sincerely, character Val.

 

Dear quiet0ne,
Please stop browsing the Marketplace. Your self control is really quite sad.
Sincerely,
quiet0ne's PayPal account

 

Dear mind,

Make yourself up about whether or not you want a fourth doll.

Yours sincerely,

The rest of me

 

Dear Airmail,
Please get my Abadon head here safely.
Sincerely,
Ethra

Dear universe,
Please let me get a better job so I can save more for dolly stuff. Pleeeeeeeease!
Sincerely,
Ethra

 

Dear Soom,
That was a valiant try, but no centaur donkey for me. Computer parts and one of AlmySidaKay's Isabella twins instead. Bwahahaha.
Sincerely, notice that it wasn't all PC parts like it should have been...

Dear Living Room,
Please clean yourself. All this doll stuff boxing is piling up, tsk tsk.
Sincerely, or the dolls could pull some weight for once

Dear Big Ladyperson,
Please go to sleep, your crazy-talk is getting a bit weird. Besides, it's been a while and we're getting stiff. We promise not to burn the place down while you sleep... honest! :3
Sincerely, Your Dolls

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Please make jointed hands for your dolls! I'd buy them in a HEARTBEAT, and I don't even have a doll yet!
Sincerely,
Jointed Hands Are The Coolest Things

Dear Iplehouse,
Despite what she may say, do NOT make jointed hands! I'm already going to be cleaned out with that new doll soon enough. T__T
Sincerely,
Badger's Bank Account

Dear College,
Stop being so expensive!! There are more things to life than edjookashun. Like dolls.
Sincerely,
I Really Need to Get a Job

 

Dear Postman,
Please deliver my resinsoul dog tomorrow. It's been out of customs for over 6 days now. I'm getting worried. ;;
Sincerely, Me.

Dear Dani,
Pleased to let you know that I managed to get hold of a Dollshe Hound! I hope you two can be friends.
Sincerely, Me.

Dear Iplehouse & Soom,
Please stop producing such awesome dolls from now till the first quarter of 2012. >.< I am so broke!
Sincerely, Me.

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Your Bibiane limited fullset really reminded me of Bonnie MacFarlane from Red Dead Redemption...Please keep it up with the Western style dolls, you may actually make me cave & buy one! xD
Sincerely, Me.

Dear items I ordered,
Please end up getting delivered soon, I am growing impatient & want to complete my dolls. :P
Sincerely, Me.

 

Dear Dollzone Holiday Event,
[insert dire threats of dire things here].
Sincerely, tirsden's self-built gamer PC project

Dear Dollzone Holiday Event,
Please ignore any communications from my PC parts fund. It'll live. XD
Sincerely, me

Dear Resinoids,
Somebody needs to get a job or pony up their mythical family fortune. Anyone? ...Annnyone?
Sincerely, Your Host

 

dear doll companies,
Y U NO open on week-ends??
sincerely,
I-hate-having-a-question-on-friday-night


dear Pokesooms,
please pay yourself off already xD
sincerely,
I-want-you-home-already