Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Job,
Please stop avoiding me. I know you've had a lot of relationships already, many of them bad and I know you're suffering. But I really need you, please be there for me.
Looking for you, Wallet.

 

Dear SID Claude,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaarg! Why are you so pretty? WHY?? I've never really wanted an Iplehouse doll until now... and with an expensive pair of Soom twins on layaway I think I'm going to have to pass you up.
Sincerely, really wanted a chauvinistic French knight to terrorize the gaggle of resin girls

Dear hubby,
I'm too afraid to ask you to put off buying that laptop in order to get another expensive dolly. Plus, I just made a big hobby purchase, it's not really fair of me to ask you to hold off while I hog all the expendable income again.
Sincerely, it's your turn

Dear new job,

Thank you for being you. And for wanting me.
Sincerely, a lot of those "unobtainables" are now obtainable again

 

Dear Canada Customs,
Please process my package soon so my first doll can have his boyfriend already!
Sincerely, Surprised-He-Shipped-So-Fast

 

Dear DoA,

You're too interesting to look at.

Sincerely, needs-some-sleep

 

Re: Dear sewing machine-
Dear Disgruntled Owner,
Stop oogling dolls long enough to read my operating manual, then go f--- yourself when you find out this is all YOUR fault. D:<
From, Jammed Sewing Machine.
( seriously, I think the sewing machines just do this crap so they can take a break XD)

Dear lottery,
Please win yourself. I have no time to play with you, but I promise to give you lots of attention if you'll just do this one thing for me.
Sincerely, Girl who wants Magic Money.

Dear International Shipping,
Why are you so pricey? Sure, you're fast, but you still beat the crap out of my packages lately. I think the gorrillas you hired to handle things are alarmingly overpaid.
Sincerely, Wondering how your Budgeting works....

 

Dear sewing machine manual,

I wish you didn't leave out the section on preventative measures for jamming...and that you were easier to read, period.

Sincerely, Good Thing I'm Fluent In Engrish
And p.s., not ogling dolls is not an option. >

(I think so too XD)

 

Dear moving expenses,
You are perfectly good doll money.
Sincerely, My priorities are just fine........

Dear Borders,
Thanks for going out of business near where I saw movies today, but did you have to sell out of most of the cute little mini-books before I got there? My dollies need new reading material!
Sincerely, I got one at least ^.^

 

Dear Luts,
your body is perfect for my little monica head, but your price for the body is insanely high. Please lower it by $100 so i can afford it now.
sincerely, has the money for a $300 body, not a $400 body

Dear Ellsa
I'm sorry for not buying you with a full body, i just didn't like the non-jointed legs they offered.
sincerely, you'll have a body soon(i hope)

dear brain,
thank you for being EXTREMELY picky, you saved me from spending to much.
sincerely, bank account

 

Dear Satine's body,
I know I ordered you this morning, but if you could get here right now that would be awesome!
-Sincerely, impatient and excited.

Dear Pixel's head,
Show up! I want you now
Sincerely, Wants to blush rainbows on you.

Dear Impatience and worry,
Chill. One of the heads will show up for cheap. Both bodies will get here. Also She probably hasn't come back yet.
Sincerely, Need to be more optomistic

 

Dear UPS man,I do hope you'll be careful with my box. ;w;(My DIM body is coming!!!!!! After 8 long weeks!!)Love,Me~

 

Dear Bobobie,
Why. Why... do I suddenly want a doll from you I've never paid attention to before... and not only that... but three of the same kind? Just... in different colors. .........Why.
Sincerely, Severe boy-Ariel love has struck

Dear Denver HOC Lady,
Please pick up your phone tomorrow so I can find out better what my moving expenses will be so I can know if I can umm... spend more money on dolls? XD
Sincerely, Would actually get Kagel as big-Karl BUTANYWAYS

 

Dear Irrational me,

PLEASE CALM DOWN. Tomorrow will be here SOON ENOUGH.
*hyperventilate*

Sincerely,
Rational me

 

Dear Volks,
If you dolls are so special, you should let them do whatever they want, like come to my house. <_< >_> I have cookies....
Sincerely, Totally-Doesn't-Want-a-Volks <_<;;;;

 

Dear BJD's
I love you and you love me so why is it that those of you that want to come live with me have to be off-topic? You little rascals!
Sincerely, wants-to-dolly-spam-without-having-to-clump-OTs-with-allowed-dolls. XD

Dear limited dollies,
Stay in stock until I can stop drooling at you, it's just plain rude when you sell out without me.
Sincerely, panicking-over-limited-numbers

 

Dear SOOM,

Please don't forget about us! D: The girls are trapped at the school, the babies at Cherishdoll are neglected, and our photo quality isn't as great as it used to be! Not to mention the cheesy music on the Mecha Angel site....Please don't forget about us! We still have many fans that look forward to new dolls...

Love, Madame Rosette, the dolls at Mecha Angel, and many others.

 

Dear Ferris State University,

Please lower your tuition rates so I can afford the necessary essentials to live more dolls.

Love, a newly poor college freshman (go Bulldogs.... )

 

Dear Part of Brain,

Please stop from trying to create characters that probably serve no purpose, even if the psychological aspects of their backgrounds seem really cool.

Sincerely, Rest of Brain

 

Dear First Big Doll I Am Saving For,
please stop trying to tell me that you not only need one boyfriend, but at least two, and also a girlfriend, a sister, and a best friend: I have not enough room for that!
Sincerely, Lives in a Small Flat.

 

Dear Bobobie,
...oh right, I asked my question before the weekend. My bad. XD
Sincerely, Wants a dark elfie boy Ariel something bad

Dear Boy Ariel in general,
Apologies for having utterly ignored your sculpt but did you have to hit me that hard with severe dolly want? And I don't want just one of you now... I want you in three colors.
Sincerely, I think that left a mark

Dear Limbo List,
Somebody please ship. Trachy and Kanguk-head, I'm looking at you guys.
Sincerely, Rolling around on the floor doesn't help much

 

My question thread,
Y U NO REPLIES YET?! Grr. I have no idea how to mod a neck. ;n;
Sincerely, It'll Have To Be Done Eventually

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Please do the Custom Doll Head Event again

and could you do this in conjunction with the next request....

Dear Money Tree,
Please bloom and blossom beyond imagination

 

Dear Mr. Dollshe
Thank you for sending both Kylyk and Vitae after a looooong 10 month span. The wait was stressful, but not nearly as bad as when the Post Office misdelivered them half way across my town. I've spent all this week bonding with those two, and I don't so much care that it took so damn long for them to get here in the first place. It makes the panic attack I had totally worth it, now that they're safely home.
Sincerely, She who watches over those two with an eagle-eye. AKA Never.letting.them.outta.my.sight.
P.S I love how well they're strung. Thank you so much for that, too. &#9829;

Dear God,
I humbly bow to your excellence. Thanks for watching out for me and helping me save for all those resin-things that make me happy and keep me busy. Most especially, thank you for saving Saint and Rosen from a fate worse than sun. And for giving me a hairless cat that doesn't care so much about the dolls. And only steals wigs.
Sincerely, She who loves you lots and appreciates what you do.

Dear Car,
You've been the best little car I could have ever asked for. The last ten years have been excellent. Please hold out a little longer. I know I have to spend $800 on you this week, but I have to fit SID Claude into by layaway dolly spending monies before you decide to call it quits. Please try to last me another 6 months, so I can turn you into the dealership as a trade in, and weep at all the dollies I could have bought with the funds that will go into your new in-car-nation [hehe, get it? xD]. Love you, Carro.
XoxoX, Crazy girl that speaks to inanimate objects and loves them muchly.

 

Dear Housing,
Stop raising the rent as soon as we figure we have our finances under control.
Insincerely, may have to sell her dolls and DSLR camera.

 

Dear Alice's Collections,
I sincerely appreciate the extra effort you put into making your doll clothes' realism. However, it is a real pita to take the extra 0.8 seconds to button or unbutton a shirt versus using snaps (yes I'm lazy like that).
Sincerely, Sometimes it's just not worth it

Dear Me,
You prefer buttons and you know it.
Insincerely, Snaps

Dear clothing companies,
Belt loops are so bulky! Please, for the love of all things beautiful, stop making pants with bulky waists. My boy does not appreciate a faux beer belly.
Love, Might have to make my own pants from now on

Dear Souldoll Giselle,
Please find a way to my friend's house. She would really love to order you, and has waited a very long time but has not been able to save up due to financial obligations.
Sincerely, Love for my friends

 

Dear Fiance,
Thank you for lending me money so I could buy my doll. I snatched up the last one in stock.
Sincerely, The girl who doesn't have to wait two extra months

Dear Hadrian,
Your pants are from your fullset. Please stop unbuttoning them when you sit down. They're the only pair you have.
Sincerely, The owner who is tired of staring at your crack

 

Dear US Postal Service,
Some updates on tracking would be nice. At this rate, Jian will be the third doll this year to be sitting on my lap while tracking still has minimal starting information.
Sincerely, Stalking The Mailman

Dear Bobobie,
I. Love. You. Now to see if I can figure out anything about my lil' dark elfie boy Ariel before he gets here... or should I let him decide? ^_~
Sincerely, Very Happy Camper

Dear Other Doll Stuff In The Mail Somewhere,
Come home. Pleeeease. I'm looking at you, Spite & Malice wigs and Safrindoll eyes. While you're at it, can you drag Teahouse Chapter 2 in with you? :3
Sincerely, Junk Mail Is Boring

 

Dear Longsoul,

I'm glad you read my mind about getting a 68cm female! Thank goodness you have spies everywhere.

~Phoenix



Dear SOOM,

You must also have spies everywhere because you keep coming out with dolls I love. Please stop, my wallet is crying.

~Phoenix

 

Dear Soom,
No matter how many people whine about "we won't pay extra for human parts as an option" on a fantasy doll, taking out the option entirely and bluntly telling customers to order two dolls if they want the human parts, is flat-out ridiculous.
Sincerely, Please ship my Trachy without any of the glaring quality control issues I fear from the waiting room

 

Dear home page of DenOfAngels.

Please stop advertising the newest sculpts out for my favorite companys.

Sincerely, Can't afford any more wishlist dolls

 

Dear Doll Jar,

Please fill faster. Seriously. I want this doll by next Pennsic at the latest.

, a broke and impatient doll fancier

 

Attention my bank account and Paypal:

STOP arguing and get ahold of yourselves. That transfer better go through. Bank, you said my transfer went through already, while PP claims it didn't happen (yet). Kiss and make up by tomorrow midnight, or I will be physically sick. This is my last layaway payment; don't screw things up. I can't afford it.

Insincerely,
Officially Broke (or worse)

 

Dear UPS,
I am tired of playing your games. My doll better be here tomorrow. I don't care what your tracking says.
Sincerely, Girl Who is tired of 'only ships on business days'

 

Dear Camera,
Why do you keep blue-shifting some of my pics and not others? It's the same lighting... and the same photostory project. Quiiiit thaaaat alreadyyyy.
Sincerely, Argh!

Dear Spite & Malice wigs,
You look like two tribbles sitting on my desk.
Love, Teehee!

 

Dear rain and storms.
Why can't you happen when you are supposed to?
Sincerely, Now-I-have-to-come-up-with-a-new-power.

Dear my mind,
Come up something creative for the contest.
Sincerely, I-want-to-win-that-doll.

 

Dear Strata,
Now that I've seen you on a DoT body with clothes, I realize you could work that way too... argh, which will it be, boy? DoT or DoI? I'm so used to thinking of you as older now... although I never did think you'd be as tall as Sirrus, and he'll be DoI. Hmm. Decisions decisions.
Sincerely, can't afford either body right now anyways

 

---Dear Self,
Maybe you should try looking at getting a job since your no-fail method of obtaining money is now obsolete.
---Sincerely, your nagging conscience
--P.S. - you can go willy-nilly and buy all the doll stuff you want, then!

---Dear Internet,
Please, please, please suddenly find a place with tons of patterns for BJDs, or find a site with a no-fail, simple method to translate people patterns into doll clothes.
--- Sincerely, I am running out of sources...

 

Dear Iplehouse
Please make a basic female version of Claude
Sincerely
Awkward and broke anyway

 

Dear Soom
Please send me my Kivi as soon as possible. I want her SO BAD!!! My arms need her!

LostKitten

 

Dear nasty cold and recurring migraine,
Please go away. I have doll stuff to do... and I don't want to touch them while I'm sick, plus I don't have the energy. x_x
Sincerely, bwuhhhhh

Dear dollies,
Yes, I'm sorry your tangled plotlines are all on hold. ^^;; I'm glad most of you understand... and well, Jareth is ignoring me as always, and lil' Karl if you keep that nonsense up I am gonna knock you off the top of the swingset you're parked on. xP
Sincerely, more bwuuuuhhhh

 

Dear Photoshop,
Make a signature of my dolls for me, kthxbai.
Sincerely, Lazy

Dear Blue Fairy Hana,
You are too cute. But I'm gonna have to wait for you.
Sincerely, You'll Be My Valentine's Doll

 

Dear Limhwa,
Please make your 44.5cm Mono 50-52cm so he will look like a teenager next to my 1/3s. This would be the most adorable option available for me and Zaoll owners.
Sincerely, Y I NO FIND MSDs I LIEK

Dear 1st paycheck,
Please hurry along. I need to buy a little boy :'D
Sincerely, NoImNotaPedoY?!

 

Dear money,

I think we have a healthy relationship now. Let's hope for the best for my doll plans in the future. Still learning to save after "what happened."

Sincerely,
Reconciled

 

Dear Soom,
Y u no keep more stock of MA Saiph?! D:
Sincerely, obsessed.

Dear Bank Account,
Stop shrinking!! It's only a few hundred dollars! ><
-Your master.

Dear Credit Cards,
Please disappear from existence, you're causing me too much trouble you douchebags!
Thanks, Addicted to Spending

Dear Noel,
Now I know you might be LE and the wig you arrived home with is a bit thin, but we'll find something to fit you soon, I swear.
Love, Brittany

 

Dear Hubby,
Please stop asking me, "So, WHEN is the doll arriving? " I must needs replace my computer first. Stop tempting me!!
Sincerely,
Your silly wife


Dear Current Computer,
Please realize how untimely your behavior has been. It's very inconsiderate to fry your motherboard and take out everything else, just days before I decide I want to buy my first doll. Blue screen of death =/= how you show affection.
No love,
Cheezed


Dear Future Computer,
Please do not have a motherboard blowout, a busted "on" function, or a melted PSU. I offer you a pile of hamsters as tribute to how awesome you really ought to be. Because nothing is more awesome than a hamster pile. Except you.

Sincerely,
She who is really sick of buying new computers every. flipping. year. *mumble*


Dear Beatrix,
Please wait a little longer! I hear there's a fabled "winter event" that I'm holding out for. Plus my computer is a biscuit, and it unfortunately takes priority.
Sincerely,
Impatient

 

Dear Health Insurance,
I do not appreciate having to pay for you because I am a mere $100 over the "limit" for free care. Premiums and copays are EXPENSIVE.
Annoyed,
I pay rent, utilities, and other bills too.

Dear Iplehouse,
please come out with more colors of clothes for your SID men. Black is nice, but...I'd appreciate some more clothes in nice earthy blues and greens.
Sincerely,
My Planned Sid is not an emo.

 

Dear Dollfamily,

Please stop needing more and more expensive items (like eyes, wigs clothes, and new friends),
I really do need to eat.

Sincerely your Human Caretaker

 

dear Iplehouse,
please stop being so awesome. my wallet can't take it anymore.
sincerely, penniless

LOL

 

Dear Bluefairy,
You're just messing with me aren't you. You guys KNOW I wanted a tan bluefairy, and a V. May. Then you guys release a TAN V. MAY! I'm broke this month, and there's no way I can scrape up $600. I'm so hurt. T__T
Sincerely, The Extremely Poor Larin-Lazet

Dear Currently Owned Dolls,
I'm sorry I have a wandering eye. I can't help it. I love you all...
Signed, Your Very Unfaithful Owner.

 

Dear my dolls,
(sign) Sorry, but new clothes, and general new doll acquiring has to take a back seat for now.
Sincerely, things are too chaotic right now

Dear chaos in my life right now,
Whatever happens this week, please let it be a positive outcome for all. And please make it extremely obvious, as I am not one to look for 'signs'.
Sincerely, teetering on the brink of insanity...

 

Dear Iplehouse,
y u has all 12mm eyes I like out of stock?
Sincerely, mydollneedseyes

Dear Iplehouse,
y u no has more J.I.D clothing?
Sincerely, mydollneedsclothestoo

 

Dear Soom,
AAAAH, GO AWAAAY! I can't get anything else right now...
Sincerely, still waiting to be properly Soomed by lil' Trachy

Dear as-yet-unnamed in-waiting-limbo lilac Bobobie boy Ariel,
I'd like to sew you something properly dark-elvish, but I'm afraid my fabric choices are starting to dwindle down to the ridiculous for such a project. Denim = I don't think so. I'm gonna have to dig through the remnants or hit up a thrift store, methinks.
Sincerely, and then I need to actually sit down and sew instead of play WoW and Minecraft

 

Dear Iplehouse boys,

Please stop being so sexy and big.

Sincerely,
I already have 3 more dolls that I thought I would.

 

Dear Soom,
This incoming MD mix-n-match event you have planned for October is completely unfair! You should feel ashamed of yourselves!!
Sincerely,
broke and Soomed.

 

Dear chaos,
I don't know if it was luck or not, but thanks for clearing up in time!
Sincerely, ready to get to it!

Dear money,
Please find a way to get to me, since I can't use change from gas money for doll savings anymore.
Sincerely, I don't want to wait until Christmas

Dear doll head I want,
Should things pull through, please don't suddenly be sold out everywhere like my NS Apollo was.
Sincerely, why did that happen?!

 

Dear SOOM,
Please stop making such beautiful dolls just as I have run out of money, which I spent on one of your dolls.
Sincerely, Out-Of -Money

Dear Shop owner,
Please give me that job, I need some dollie money! ;-)
Sincerely, In-Need-Of-A-Job

Dear HarleyQuinnBJD's imagination,
Please stop making more OC's for your Repo! Story...
Sincerely, HarleyQuinnBJD's money.

 

Dear Soom,
Please let Nightweaver get online today with happy shipping notice news for me.
Sincerely, Still waiting to be properly Soomed

Dear lilac Bobobie Ariel boy,
Whoah, is it almost six weeks already? Here's hoping I get your shipping notice next week!
Sincerely, Time flies when you're utterly distracted XD

Dear Souldoll,
Good luck with the backorders. Methinks you should double the estimated wait time on all your products, it's more realistic.
Sincerely, Will still get Kagel when possible and hopefully it'll be less busy by then

 

Dear summer,
Please get here soon so I can get a job and buy dolly stuff.
Sincerely, Mimes (me)

Dear Hayes,
You need to be here more. I miss the large, sexy chunk of resin that is my husband.
Luffs from Aelic

Dear new camera,
Why must you make me take pictures? I have stuff to do, ya know...
Sincerely, I-need-to-better-manage-my-time

Dear Kiyoshi,
I'm sorry I'm neglecting you, your body and eyes suck.
Love, Mimes (me again)

 

Dear fellow DoA'ers,
Thanks for keeping me sane during wait times. ;w; &#9829;
Love, Maple~

 

Dear Dollzone,
STOP IT. Stop it RIGHT NOW. I don't need to be looking at more dolls while I'm trying to save for Xion. ;;
No love and yet all the love, Blue

Dear DoA Marketplace,
Please have Unoa Sist up when I actually have the money.
Love Blue

 

Dear Bank Account,
Please magically gain lots of money so I can buy dolls and things for them.
Sincerely,
Student who has no job or time for one.