Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear DoA Marketplace,
Stop listing dolls I want when I can't afford them, then making them disappear when I can.
Love,
All of us here at Me.

Dear Fairyland,
Hey.
Hey, you....you there.
Stop it.
Bad. Bad Fairyland.
Love,
I can sell blood for monies, right?

Dear Dollspirit,
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
TAKE THAT!
Sincerely,
I got him anyway (*eye roll-finger snap*)

 

Dear Dream Of Doll,
You've got me and my lil' brother both waiting on you. How'd you manage that? Lucky early shipping please?
Sincerely,
Still Saving For The Next Order

Dear Fairyland,
Seeing two random MNF shipments in the December list is nottt helping... especially with a little of October and most of November still waiting. I can has random good luck too?
Sincerely,
Ordered Late December, Two Faceups Involved, AAAAH

Dear Nicholas Cage,
Why the heck am I wanting to cast you as a doll?
Much Love,
Fangirl
P.S. You'd be even harder to find than Paul Bettany. This means I can just not look at all... right? *wallet breathes sigh of relief*

 

Dear Masquerade Theater print,
Why do you pop up when i'm saving up for a doll?
Sincerely,
Gimme Masquerade Theater and a new dollie

Dear me,
I thought we had an agreement?
No saving up for SD sized dollies.
Then why are you doing this?
Love,
Me

 

Dear Angelheim
Please, please, please ship ma dollie now please? I don't think I can wait anymore
Love
Anxious-First-Time-Owner

Dear Soom
Hahahahaha, you can't get me! No! No, stay back! Back I say! Ba-
Love
Not-Soom'd-Yet

Dear Souldoll
Will give half of soul for one Harace
Love
Those-pouty-pouty-lips

Dear Mommy and Daddy
I can haz 'nother doll?
Your much loved child

Dear Me
STOP LOOKING AT DOLLIES!!!
Not love
Me

 

Dear Missbloo,
That's quite enough.
Sincerely, Visa Corp.

 

Dear Doll Family-H,
Sorry for being so eager... I hope you'll finish my doll before the 15th of this month. T w T

Dear Alice's Collections,
Thanks for replying so fast to my inquiries.

Dear right hands who is handling my new MSC bottle,
Please do coat my doll properly.

Sincerely,
Me

 

Dear Astral In Rainbow,

Contrary to popular belief (or YOUR belief) I don't need another tiny, so please stop bringing it up.

Have a wretched day,
Loagaeth

Dear TTYA and Nine9Style,

Please stop releasing clothes that I can't resist. This is about to be the 3rd time I'm ordering within a 4 month period.

I think you're both a-holes,
Loagaeth

Dear Narae that isn't even here yet,

Get out of my head! You already have enough stuff to come home to and I still have a 2 something month wait on you, so cut it out already.

I've had it up to here,
Loagaeth

 

Dear Michael,
No, I don't actually have clothes for you... must do something about that. Preferably before your layaway ends in April. Hmm, I have time. XD
Sincerely, Your Future Host

Dear Michael,
Have no fear, you may borrow some of mine. The basic items at least should fit.
Cordially, Asura

Dear Michael,
The friend of my enemy is my enemy. Keep that in mind.
Regards, Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

 

Dear Spiritdoll Firson,
OKAY! I'll put you in the running to be the sculpt to portray Alia's boyfriend. You can stop haunting my dreams now!
Sincerely, Miki

Dear Marketplace,
STOP IT!
Sincerely, my wallet

 

Dear trio of female dollies,
There! Now you all have pants.
Sincerely, Ridiculously-productive-on-a-snow-day

Dear Geist,
STOP IT. You are not even 3rd on my list, so stay out of my head!
Sincerely, Tired-of-waking-up-with-your-sculpt-name-on-my-mind

Dear IRS,
It would be really nice to actually get a refund this year. I have a couple of dolly wants that would benefit from unexpected windfall.
Sincerely, Not-wanting-to-owe-the-government-money-like-last-year

 

I'm sorry, but this had me chuckling hard for a good 2 minutes straight. Bravo.

 

Dear Eric,
Please stop looking over my shoulder when I'm looking at the marketplace. What? No, that Shiwoo does not need rescuing! And no, you don't need a twin brother... STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

That's it. You're banned from my laptop.

Don't look at me like that!

Still love you anyway,
Me

 

Dear ME,

7 dolls is enough, please stop now.

Love, me

P.S. I give you my full permission to buy tons of wigs, eyes, and fantasy parts for said dolls,
XOXOXO

Reply:

Dear me,

Your letter was quite distressing as I have eight dolls. You better not be planning anything, I'll go count them.

Love, ME

Reply to that:

Dear ME,

Dolls not arrived don't count, but don't use that as an excuse to get more.

Love, me

Final reply:

Dear me,

D*@#it....

 

Dear Mint on Card,
Please to be putting Asura in stock. You said it would be when you got back from Holiday break.
TWO DAYS LATER AND NO ASURAS. ;A;
Sincerely,
Muddles

 

Dear Valista,
Was it not enough that you ruled my mind?
I will have my revenge:
You will live in my closet.
- With much love, Kari

 

Dear Quinn

Please stop pouting. I'm a poor university student and i can't afford your boyfriend yet.
You don't see the others acting like that.

Love
Sol

 

Dear SOOM,
Stop producing pretty dolls.
Sincerely,
Someone that just bought another one.
I actually posted that on the site there, wonder if it got published. XD

 

Dear Solaris,
*points to Asura*
Sincerely, Tirsden

Dear Muddles,
Speaking of Asuras, good luck!
Sincerely, Tirsden

Dear Asura,
Summon me monies. Then you can has your boyfriend faster and I can stop being distracted by other layaways (yeah right).
Sincerely, Your Host

 

Dear Doll Companies,

How the HECK do you manage to make doll sized gloves?

Sincerely, Regular gloves are a pain already..


Dear Crobidoll,

Thanks for reminding me what my wallet looks like,

Sincerely, Just went on your website

 

Dear Soom,
Are you psychic? I swear you just know when I'm thinking from buying from another company beacause you ALWAYS release something more epically awesome at the same time as the other guys....

Sincerely,
Well,...I almost bought you Arvid. ;___;

 

Dear Paycheck,
Why must you be so small. I need to buy Analise a wig, three more dolls, and Sibylla some more clothes.
Sincerely, Sussis.

Dear Sussis,
I wish the payment to get my older brother here from Korea wasn't so large. I would also like some more clothes, this skirt doesn't cover up well when I sit down.
Sincerely, Sibylla.

Dear Sussis,
This is getting ridiculous. Its been two years, I need some hair.
Bald, Analise

Dear DIM Galahad,
Why must you and the doll I want to be your boyfriend be so expensive? You know that you two will be the only boys in my collection right? You are such a grumpy gills, but the boy is Sibylla's older brother, and he is perfect for you. I thought of his personality for a long time.
Depressingly poor, Sussis

 

Dear people at work:
Please request more days off so I can cover your shifts.
Sincerely, college student in need of funds

 

Dear Soom,
Ah haha! you almost had me this time with Pel
Sincerly, still not soomed

 

Dearest Mortal,
Please re-sew my leather vest where I accidentally ripped it last week.

Do this or die,
Deviously Devine.


&

Dear Rivven,
Please please please please don't drop me!
If you do, I will seek out my revenge on you when I get a body.

Your favorite brother,
Jaxxon

and the last one:

Dearest Shiloh,
I'm so so so sorry I can't bring you home until this summer.
Trust me, I want you home as much as you want to be home!

Sincerely,
Your favorite little mortal.

 

Dear Money-Spending Part Of Brain,
Please lay off until next month so we can pay Michael off early. Thanks.
Sincerely, The Rest Of My Brain

Dear Souldoll,
Please make Amon magically a non-limited. Pleeeease.
Sincerely, Can't Do Another Layaway Right Now

Dear Soom,
Ender. What more is there to say?
Sincerely, You Are So Evil

Dear Computer Parts,
Can you magically buy yourselves so I can spend more money on dollies? Thanks.
Sincerely, ...I Really Do Need A New PC...

 

Dear Soom
Centaur line....You have link....dooooo iiiitttt!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna pony!
With love, Faye

 

Dear Androgyny,
thank you for being incarnated in doll form,
Sincerely, bloodsugar

Dear Companies,
blond wigs are quite popular,
Sincerely, a hint

 

Dear Dream Of Doll,
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Sincerely, me and lil' bro

Dear International Postal Service,
Do kindly hurry, please? :3
Sincerely, me and lil' bro

 

Dear Boss; I love the way you've given me more hours (and more dolly money!) by not having things ready at the proper time. Please keep up the great work! Best Regards, Your Secretary.

 

Dear Selling-stuff-online/in the marketplace,
Please be more self explanatory and not so terrifying. D: I really feel like I'm missing out on some important information...
Sincerely, a terrified person that really needs to sell some dolls. >: <'''

Dear Fairyland,
I hate you. I hate you and all of your amazing cuteness and awesome posing capabilities.
Expect an order for a Marcia boy sometime soon...
From, Asu

Dear Soom,
WHY? WHY MSDS WITH WING EARS? YOU KNOW I LOVE WING EARS. D:
Sincerely, already soom'd twice but needs a Tuff, dammit.

Lastly, for now...

Dear DoA,
Plz to be adding a selling Q&A? I see buying and shipping Q&A, but not a selling one... unless it's hidden. D:
Sincerely, someone who's never sold anything for real money EVER.

 

Dear Soom,
Where is my Onyx. It makes me sad to see people getting their Heliots and Topazs. I ordered ages ago before they were released. ;-; Please send her soon. She was suppose to be my birthday present. I don't want to get her by the time my next birthday comes.
Signed, A very emo fan.

Dear Soom,
Hi again, please release another Tiny with pawsies.
Signed, A fan in need of pawsies.

 

Dear Narindoll,
Please stop making those sad-excuse-for-eyewells little dents on the inside of the head and put in some REAL eyewells so my eyes will stop falling out!
Sincerely, Frustrated Eye Enthusiast

Dear Dollmore,
Please make all your similar-sized ankles the same size so they can interchange. My Glamor Eve girl would love to be able to stand flat-footed. Dx
Sincerely, Bought Eve Flat Feet Thinking They'd Fit Glamor Eve Ankles

Dear Soom,
Please, quit making new limiteds when you can't even keep up with orders from months ago.
Sincerely, Sister of a Would-Be New Pyrol Owner

Dear MP,
Please disappear. At least until my next paycheck.
Sincerely, Easily Tempted

 

Dear School,
Stop making me pay fees for graduation! I need the money for dolls!
Sincerely, Trying-To-Buy-From-The-Marketplace

Dear Work,
GIVE ME MORE HOURS.
Sincerely, Worked-One-Day-Last-Week

 

Dear Strata-head,
Thank you so much for being happy and content even though you don't have a body. Or your boyfriend around, yet.
Sincerely, Your Host
P.S. Don't worry, I won't make you talk to Karl anymore... I get why you don't like him. >_>;;

Dear Michael and Aiden,
It looks like it's becoming a contest of which of you comes home first. For Aiden's sake, I hope it's you, Michael. Hurry home, big guy.
Sincerely, Your Future Host

 

Dear Vantos,
Please stop giving me sexyface no matter what I do. Attempting to use your Euclasey wiles on me will not bring your daughter home any faster. She'll get here when I have enough for her.
Love, Fango

Dear Fango,
STOP BUYING MAKEUP!
Sincerely, the fund for Vantos's daughter

 

Dear Dollmore,
Please release the Glamor Eve bodies separately and with optional small chest torso. I love her tiny waist and big thighs but I don't need a HH cup size girl - even though they're boobtastic.

 

Dear owners of Twiggy Yumi dolls,

Please send me one.

Sincerely,

Sad Yumi-less admirer.

 

lol shadowsheart

Dear Doll collection

pls to stop *all* being so adorbs

Sincerely

Running out of space Human doll slave.

 

Dear Aku,
Stop gettin distracted by other dolls when you haven't properly dressed/wigged/eyed those you have.
Sincerely-OOOOOH SHINY DOLLY! *wanders off*

Dear mortal owner,
I need hair. I need eyes. I need clothes....and put my head on my body already!
Disgruntled, Chrom

Dear Iplehouse Arvid,
I do love you, I just couldn't justify the money and I only wanted you for your outfit.
Don't look at me like that...
Sincerely, beef-cakeless

Dear Soom York,
See letter to Arvid, you can trade fashion secrets and make me cry harder.
Sincerely, still beef-cakeless

Dear Marketplace,
Sell dolls I want and buy the ones I don't!
Sincerely, my impatience

Dearest parents,
More money.
Love you, poor student

Dear human,
PANTS PLZ
Love, your dolls

Dear bank account,
Y U NO REFILL YOURSELF?!?!
sincerely, so very very poor

 

Dear Luts Maska,

Stop looking at me like that! If you keep it up I won't be able to resist and will have to buy you.

Love,
Wannabe-Maska-Owner

 

Dear Sleeveless SD Leather Jacket Project,
Please sew yourself.
Sincerely, My Fingers Hurt

Dear Giant Flesh-Creature,
I am not impressed with Michael's addition to the household. Please remedy this immediately.
Regards, Karl

Dear Aiden,
Please hurry home, I worry for you.
Love, Michael

Dear Fairyland,
Don't worry about him, I'd rather wait a little longer to receive an unbroken doll than... yeah.
Sincerely, Mildly Paranoid Thanks To Unhappy Waiting Room Discoveries

 

Dear Money,
Please muliply yourself.
Love ,My Purse

 

Dear Real Life,
Can you please pay for yourself?
Sincerely,
Wants to clear more of the wishlist

Dear New Mailman,
I heart you. I seriously, seriously heart you. Thanks for doing your job to the T and not being lazy like the last lady. See you tomorrow when that big box of Dollmore stuff arrives. ^__^
With gratitude,
The Crazy Doll Chick

 

Dear blank BJD heads,
Why do you make me want to buy you when I've never done a single face up?!
Sincerely, I don't know what I'm doing!!

Dear Emma,
For goodness sakes, please get along with your brother, Stephen! I want to take a cute family photo of you, and I can't have you constantly falling over.
Sincerely, you are not the only doll in the house...

Dear Stephen,
Respect your younger sister. At least for a little while.
Sincerely, you are also not the only doll in the house...

Dear Parents,
Please be cool with maybe buying me a blank head, and supplies for a face up for Christmas.
Sincerely, Me

Dear School,
Please at least be fun this month, so that I don't mind having to do work that'll take me away from my dolls and DoA.
Sincerely, Probably the only BJD owner on campus

 

Dear Small Town,
Y U NO HAVE other BJD owners in it.
Kthx bai, Me

Dear Sewing Machine,
Stop jamming and go f--- yourself. D:<
From, DISGRUNTLED OWNER.

Dear People in Asia Who Make Doll Clothes For a Living,
I envy your skills. 'nuff said.
Sincerely, Hands That Will Never Be Small Enough

Dear People at the Post Office,
Sorry for being a weirdo. (not really)
Proudly, Me

Dear body,
Please arrive early. That would be amazing. Improbable, but amazing. On time is okay too (just less amazing).
Impatiently, Me

Dear job,
Please continue to treat me well so I can keep making money for my dollies. &#9829;
And so I can pay off my layaway early.
Sincerely, my sanity.

Dear God,
Please let a dollie tree grow in my back yard.
Love, Me

 

Dear Economy,
Please get better so more people can have jobs, so more people can buy the dollies they're drolling over.
Wishful Thinking, -the Unemployed

Dear Shauna,
I don't have the moolah for a new body so could you please just pose in your Resinsoul one?
Frustrated- Owner

Dear Owner,
Could you please decide on a name and character for me? I'm getting confused.
I think I am-- Neferkaptah?

 

Dear Post Office:
Please stop looking at me funny because I'm there almost every day picking up EMS packages from foreign countries. I promise I'm not a terrorist. The big long boxes are not guns, they're just dolls. T_T
Sincerely,
An innocent New Yorker

Dear Soul Doll:
Please get your centaur back in stock. It was totally unfair that he went out of stock the minute I had enough money for him.
With love,
Anchi

 

Dear antique sewing machine,
Why must you be my only option right now?
Sincerely, you look like you should be in a museum.

Dear human,
Ummm...so my dad still isn't here, but my uncle gets a 30cm growth spurt? Not okay.
Sincerely, disgruntled Noa.

Dear money,
Why must you disappear so fast?!
Sincerely, Mika

 

Dear humidity,
GO AWAY.
Sincerely, Trying To Do A Faceup

Dear post office lady,
Please stop looking at me funny every time I come in with recycled packaging. THEY'RE STILL GOOD.
Sincerely, I Can't Be the Only One Who does This
P.S. Your flat rate is ridiculous.

 

Dear Brain,
Please stop inventing new characters.
Sincerely, DON'T-YOU-REMEMBER-MY-DOLL-LIMIT?!

 

Dear Soom:
...okay, one's enough. No. Really. Honest. I mean it. No more. >_>;
Sincerely, do I even have shelves big enough for an Idealian butt?

Dear brain:
For the love of everything, stop trying to make characters to shove into Dollmore's boobalicious sculpts.
Sincerely, I have way too many characters as it is.

Dear Boss Lady:
Are you going to finish my wig anytime this century?
Sincerely, the bald redhead.

Dear day:
NEED MOAR HOURS.
Sincerely, Bedraggled.

 

Dear wrist,
Stop being painful and cracky, I have jobs to do for doll money!
Sincerely, I want another doll.

 

Dear Volks,
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE save one of those NoNos for little ol' me! It may take a bit but I need that adorkable girl!
Sincerely, Doesn't want to sell her other cuties for an even cuter Cutie.

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Please bring back the custom head event!
Sincerely,
Iple obsessed collector

 

Dear Soom,

Please make some cheaper dolls!!!

Sincerely,
a broke broke girl.

 

Dear Soom,
Please... no more. I can't take it. I said you wouldn't get me but now I've ordered two of your dolls. >< Luckily, I can't think of another thing I would spazz out over, unless you release a big naga with a posable tail in which case I hope the market for kidneys is still good.
Sincerely, I didn't say they were my kidneys

Dear Iplehouse,
You choose NOW to tease me with an SID knight? D: You and Soom must stand around the proverbial water cooler and plot GREAT EVIL.
Sincerely, Can't handle another layaway right now

 

Dear Fairyland,
I can't take it anymore. I have two of your dolls already, a head, and another on the way, and now you're taunting me with that new girl on display at the convention. Please stop, I need to buy groceries and pay rent once in a while.
Sincerely, about to cash in her change jar.

Dear Iplehouse,
...I'm convinced the fact that you're releasing a SID man is your attempt at winning me back from Fairyland. I know I said that I was entertaining the idea of one for my dear Illiana's love interest but...I was thinking of Storm D=. Now you throw up a teaser pic of a limited release! You're lucky your dolls are so pretty or else I might hate you.
Sincerely, can't afford any other large SDs this year.

 

Dear listings on ebay,
SELL. I want that head and I'm seven bucks off.
Love, Me

Dear wallet,
You look thin. I'm worried.
Sincerely, Expanding doll wishlist

Dear Humidity,
You are not welcome here
Sincerely, Blank head who wants to be a sugar skull.

Dear Attention span,
Stop going all over the place! We bought this expensive fabric for a reason, now make it!
Sincerely, Outfit plans.

 

Dear Muse,
I have enough trouble wanting too many dolls, now you made me go and write another story about Nightweaver's child-age doll and I want to get the grown-up "twin" I created in the process while she gets the grown-up version of the original. Yeargh! (But they would be so pretty. :3 )
Sincerely, At Least He's Not A Limited


Dear Sleep,
Please visit me. But the dolly arrival dreams are totally unnecessary... unless they're premonitions. For, y'know... today. But I don't have any dolls on shipping status. So cut that out. XD
Sincerely, SLEEP IS FOR WIMPS-...zzz...

 

Love it :3

Ahaha...hahaa...*conks head on keyboard*
I'M AWAKE!!--zzzz....

Too much looking at DoA late at night.