Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Luts
How could you reduce your KDF prices at Christmas when I can't afford to buy one, especially after just getting my MNF!?
Love, I-Want-My-Disney-Princess-Home-NOW

Dear Erin
I will make you some new clothes and get you a wig. So please put up with that embarrassing ensemble I put you in for now, kay?
Lotsa love from your sewing-challeneged owner.

 

Dear DoD and Fairyland,
Since I managed to snag Asura in the dead space exactly between freebie specials, mind tossing me a bone if I can order dollies in December? It'd be nice. No free dragon or faerie for me.
Sincerely, But then again Asura is now sold out so I'm not actually complaining XD

Dear Asura,
I'm now making a doll for your doll. I hope you're happy. This is getting relatively nuts...
Sincerely, I could make a doll for that doll too

 

Dear Santa;
I think I have had an exceptional year. I went to work every day, even when I really wanted to go to the beach instead. I was nice to my in-laws. I didn't murder my husband when he dropped my Pipos Cheshire Cat on his head. I have been a very good girl. Please give me lots of money this Christmas so I can buy more stuff for my dolls.

Thank You!
Love,
Autumn Moon

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Please sell just bodies rather than the whole doll.
Thanks so much!
K

 

Dear Guardian,

Please consider your space requirements before adopting another doll for our family. It's getting really cramped at home.

Love,
25 squished dollies


Dear lovely nieces,

I love you all dearly, but could you hurry up, grow up and move out? I need more room for the dollies.

Love,
Doll-crazy auntie.

 

Dear Fairyland,
Stop making me forgive you for having me wait so long. Your customer service makes me too pleased to be mad. Also, please stop attacking my wallet with new dolls.
Sincerely, Etienne St.Marc

 

Dear significant other,
You want a leather recliner for the garage? Sure, why not? Of course it's not silly! You can get whatever you want! Um, that means I'm allowed to buy another doll, right?
Love,
Of course I want another doll!

 

Dear Dennis,
You said he'd be shipped this week. I'm getting impatient.
Sweetly, Waiting for a shipping invoice.

Dear DoD Code NO.02,
Stop being so gorgeous. You make me want to sell myself for you.
Lovingly, Girl without the job.

 

Dear Volks,
Please make a store in New York City. We need one on this coast too.
Or at least bring some Tenshi to the next Dolpa, Alex doesn't want to wait 5-10 years for me to save up for Japan.
Sincerely, me.

Dear Doll Companies that I like,
Please make me a nice new SD-13 sized body for Sandy, I already have the clothes for her and I don't feel like getting new ones for an over 60cm girl.
Also, make more reasonably sized dolls I like, I'm too short to be carting around kids that big.
Me.

Dear economy,
Please get better soon, I would like to have an actual job again someday and not just bum off my parents for money. They pay for enough of my stuff already.
Sincerely, me again.

Dear owner,
Please get me my own outfit, I'm sick of wearing other people's clothes.
Also, why does my boyfriend have to be the same doll as your boyfriend('s character)?
Sincerely, Monkey.

Dear human whose house I currently occupy,
Please tell me why I have to be two different characters as well?
Sincerely, Alex/Pigsy.

Dear Monkey and Pigsy (heh),
Because if mommy has to buy more dolls, mommy will have less monies to save for your respective boy/girlfriends. And for new doll clothes. (That goes for you other kids too.)
Sincerely, your owner.

 

Dear Crobidoll,
Why must your LE's be so amazing? Now I have to save up for your Valentines day event on top of Sakuracon. You taunt me with Jun after I finally order my other doll, then add in Mikhail to make our monthly meetup cry.
Please don't release an LE Nao.
-Customer.

Dear Resin Babies,
Please stop being so pretty, my small budget cannot handle your amazing-ness. Nor can my homework time. I should be doing Humanities rather then sewing you that new tanktop that makes you look adorable.
-Frustrated student

 

Dear Soom, Resinsoul, Peapod dolls, and anyone else who makes dolls with hoofies,

Please.....well just stop. I cannot resist them, and with a full doll and head on order, and a head needing a body, I can't buy any more right now. And like Pokemon, I've got to catch them all!

 

Dear Asura,
Please stop trying to make me find your boytoy's sculpt. (Mannnn I want Homme Ducan anyways.) You aren't even home yet!
Sincerely, My fault for writing a story about you in the first place

Dear Giant Flesh-Person,
I vill destroy zis Asura und take his boytoy for mein own pleasures! I approve of ze sculpt.
Regards, Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

Dear Karl,
...Jian would be 64cm. You're 16cm. I... nevermind.
Sincerely, One more for the wish list it is

 

Dear Dollshe,
Thanks for your great new sale. Now I can be broke all winter.
Best regards, needs another job.

 

Dear Katz' guilty conscience,
Don't hold back, take the plunge already.
Sincerely, DOD DOT Camine.

 

My very-badly-wanted dream doll is from there, and I have a feeling I *still* don't completely "understand" yet. XD

Dear Dollmore,
Please ship our group order's stuff. It's been a while.
Sincerely, It shouldn't be that hard to beat Asura here

 

Dear Fate,
Please make my parents at least buy Emma a pair of pants. Her dress almost always allows pervy panty shots...
Sincerely, my sanity

Dear Fate,
I know I wrote to you a short while ago, but could you also find it in your busy schedule to find time for me to successfully sew Emma pants? Oh, and without anything going horribly wrong.
Sincerely, going nuts.

Dear BFF at another school,
Will you go to the Christmas meet with me, so I don't have to finagle my way around the situation with my parents, alone?
Also, in the words of y-u-no guy, "Y-U-No Answer emails?!"
Sincerely, wth?!

 

Dear everything currently shipping,
SHIP FASTER.
Sincerely, everybody.

 

Dear Ixtee Mui-chan Back to School version,

Stop smiling at me. Stop making me want you.

Just STOP IT!

Sincerely,
Doesn't Need Another Doll

 

Dear Snow,
Why'd you have to go and melt before I could get out with the dolls? I finally have a reason to like you again!
Sincerely, Me

 

Dear money,
I want you inside me...
Sincerely, writerm's wallet

 

Dear Job,
Please give me a raise...so I can buy more dolls.
Sincerely, Your Awesome Employee

 

Dear Dollshe,
Please re-release Bermann, I will love you forever.
Sincerely, Gypsy.

Dear Internet,
Please stop throwing beautiful dolls that I can't afford at me (especially you, DoA and deviantART).
Sincerely, Gypsy.

Dear imagination,
I really have enough characters planned. No really, please shut up and work on the current ones.
All my love, Gypsy.

 

Dear Dream of Doll

Please hurry up and announce your Christmas event - I've been waiting, waiting, waiting, and I'm getting anxious.

Thanks,
Lillie

 

Dear stairs,

Please don't trip me again when I make a dash for the door when the newest package arrives.

Kudos,
my-two-left-feet

 

Dear DDE
Can I haz my Cupid3 yet?
From a impatient customer

 

Dear Sleep,
No, I don't actually need you.
Sincerely, Asura arrives tomorr-... today

Edit:

Dear dolly gods,

Love, me

 

Dear tinies,
Please stop being so cute and adorable.
Sincerely, i-said-i-won't-get-one-before-an-sd

Dear brain,
Please make up your mind.
Lovingly, the calculator

 

Dear Fairyland;
Are you giving out any free samples?
Best Regards,
Broke 'till 2012

 

At least someone's letter got read/answered.

Dear Bank,
What do you mean I don't have anymore money! I JUST got paid. What do you mean it was all those doll purchases. >.>
Kind regards, Doesn't know how it happened.

 

Dear Mom and Dad
Iam not crazy, i just take pictures of them to bring them to life.
love Me and the dollies

 

Dear Tan Doll makers,
Please stop discontinuing your tan dolls as soon I say I want them. It's kinda mean.
Sincerely, Me.

Dear Fairyland,
Why did you have to have such AWESOME wings in your winter event? My future elf doesn't even need wings, but they're just so awesome! I hate you guys.
Sincerely, Future Fairyland customer.
PS. I still love you. ;w;

Dear Owner,
Please make up your mind. Can't I just have one personality? I can't tell if I'm English, Japanese, or royalty. Also, stop trying to change my name.
Love, Shotaru Liddell.

Dear Mom,
Why do you have to do your xmas shopping when I want to buy my doll? No one shops for xmas in January.
Sincerely, I WANT MY LITTLEFEE ALREADY. T_T

Dear Christmas Shoppers,
Stop buying my doll sized items before me. I saw that mini tea set first!
Warmest regards, Person Whose Tea Set You Stole.

Dear Wallet,
Stop being empty.
Sincerely, I Want to Buy Doll Stuff.

 

Dear DenOfAngels,
Stop supporting my obsession. I have not left the computer in hours except to play with my doll, and even then forgot to get something to eat,
Sincerely, Trapped-In-Dollie-Land

 

Dear Danny0709,
We're sorry, but the number you have dialed is currently busy playing with dolls. Please hang up and try again after commenting on three more threads and posting one question to the Workshop forum.
Sincerely, Totally Know What You Mean

P.S. Maybe the dolls are hungry. Quick, to the kitchen!

 

Dear mortal roommate,
Please understand that it's not you, its my face-up. I'll be back soon so stop pouting!
Sincerely, Samantha (you're shining muse from fairyland)
P.S. Let the little one know that I will miss her.


Dear Samantha,
Please don't come back with an angry face ok!?
Sincerely, Chromie (the little one)

Dear owner,
I appreciate your love for trades, please keep up the good work. I hate bailing us out of your messes.
Sincerely, Your wallet

 

Dear Paypal,
I implore you. Please, just cease working for a few monthes so I can get caught back up. I'm not dying but... my bank account is really quite upset with me.
Love,
Syndal.

Dear Job,
I would like overtime. Even though you don't believe in it, I still want it. No. I don't care about your labor I just want that extra cash on my check.
Thanks,
The Best Damn Swing Manager You Friggin' Employee.

Dear Current Crew,
I realise we are missing a few key people in your lives. Be eff'ing patient, unless you all want to start choking up some rent. What's that? Inanimate objects, what? Don't care. Shut up.
Thanks,
Your Keeper, Enabler and General Maker of the Moniez.

Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for the light kit for Christmas! Now I can take pictures at night, the only time I am actually awake!
LOVE,
Your Very Thankful Daughter

Dear Weather,
I live in Florida. I feel the need to remind you due to the fatc that its been 20ish degrees every night for the past week or more. What the hell? Warm up. You are hindering my doll epicness.
Thanks,
Disgrunted Floridian.

 

Dear Dream of Doll,
Layaways, if you please.
Sincerely, Asura

Dear Asura,
Please stop hijacking my keyboard. And no, we are not setting my browser home page to DoT Homme Ducan. You'll just have to be patient, Jian's out... umm... saving the universe? Yeah. That might take some time.
Sincerely, Your Host

 

Dear owner,
Kindly get your rear in gear on deciding what your concept for me will be.
Regards,
Victor.

 

Dear members of the market place.
Please be certain that you actually want the doll before making me trapes all the way to the post office in the snow for a shipping quote on a package which then by the time I've come home find a PM saying you've changed your mind. Seriously happened twice.
Lots of hugs and kisses
Jacs

 

Dear Iplehouse
You rock for shipping out my Eva 14 days after I placed the order!
Love you long time!
Jaco.

 

Dear Fairyland,
Please strike up a deal with Luts, and make a miniFee Soony. It'd be easier (on me) than modding two Ryeons to look more like her D:
Sincerely,
SD's Are Outside My Comfort Zone (And 1/3 My Total Height o_o)
P.S.: I WANT MY KARSH. NOA.

 

Dear Fairyland:
Please help LUTS sort out an awesome 60-65 cm scaled up or down posing fool Fee-type bod. I need some chesty biker dood bodies for the bears who keep sayin' that a Buddydoll body, and an old skool Souldoll body, are just way too tall and thin. (And everybody else who's resin, shut up about agreeing with them. You're just enabling this whole thing.) Thanks, from Idiot Who Wants to Throw Money Away On Highly Aesthetic Torture of Hydrocarbons.

Dear Iplehouse:
That lust in my heart for a Bichun-type face sculpt which is sized just right for your awesome new YID body--that is not just platonic-style lurve, ya know? Please make all our hearts go pitter pat in awhile. Like, erm in six months (ignoring wails of pain coming from wallet) if not longer. But hints are good. Hints are really good. Thanks, from Idiot Who Wants to Make Even Worse Noises Come Out of Wallet.

Dear DOA Mods,
Please stop enabling the Idiot like this. All this tantalizing info! All the pix! Where will it end? As it is, Idiot stays up way too late nearly every night looking things up between DOA spreadsheets and doll companies, and comparing things and watching YouTube tutorials and wasting time on ever-finer specialities of Collecting Things Dolleh. If Idiot spent that much time on World Domination, we might be getting somewhere useful. But no, studying important things apparently ceased to be as interesting when they are scaled up to human size. Clearly leeetle tiny checkbooks will be required to remedy my poverty.
Thanks, the Wallet.

 

Dear Soom,
please stop giving me heart attacks and confirm my payment.
Love, me.

*
And they did!

 

Dear Kino,
please pose correctly when I put you next to your girlfriend.
Love, me.
*

Dear States of America,
change the minimum job age; immediately. I need some freaking money.
Love, me.
*

(sorry for the two posts in a row, the edit wasn't working.)

 

Dear Karl,
When I put that pink fur wig on you and the purple and silver dress, I meant it as punishment for being such a jerk to Asura. You're not supposed to like crossdressing!
Sincerely, Your "Giant Flesh-Creature"


Dear Giant Flesh-Creature,
You lose. I rock this.
Regards, Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

P.S. When does this Aiden creature get here? I will be very nice to him. :3

 

Dear Ulap, Moon and Mint,
Please pay yourselves so you guys can arrive home as soon as possible.
Sincerely, your human who is broke on layaway

 

Dear Luts
Please send my package soon!
Sincerly an-impatient-girl

Dear God
Please let me win the lottery from Luts so I get one of the 10 Azure dolls
Sincerly me

Dear God
Please let me become rich overnight!
Sincerly a-poor-girl-who-still-got-more-than-5-dolls-on-her-wish-list

 

Dear Michael,
Please get a job while you're in production, and help pay yourself off. Thanks.
Sincerely, Has Too Many Projects For The Pocketbook

Dear Carpet,
Please grow furniture so I can spend more monies on resin.
Sincerely, Bed Equals Couch

 

Dear Time,

Please move faster!

Sincerely, Me

(My dad emailed my package got delivered, and I'm stuck at college, having to wait for another class and such...)

 

Dear DDE,

Thank you for selling Pukipukis but if you would be so kind, please hide them and that adorable Puki sized hoodie you carry until I have enough money saved for A-Kon, hotel costs and my drivers license.

Sincerely,
Tempted by Layaway

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Dear still Unnamed Dolly I probably shouldn't have ordered

Please arrive while I'm still here so I can bring you inside from the cold before I have to go to work.

Sincerely,
Girl Who Couldn't Resist the Droopy Ears of Cuteness

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Dear Lestat,

I know I said I wouldn't buy anymore until I get your Antebellum. I lied. Please don't kill me.

Sincerely,
Sleeping With the Lights On.

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Dear Basal,

I know I said I was going to get your body ASAP. But it will have to wait. Sorry, enjoy your box a little longer.

Sincerely,
The BBB March Was Cheaper ^^;;

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Dear Victoria,

omgahsidfbsioe your so pretty! Keep it up!

Sincerely,
Your Personal Slave

 

Dear Time,

I would also like you to move faster. Although, ironically, I would also like more hours in the day so I can keep up with DoA, do dolly things like photoshoots and painting the WIP MSD wardrobe that's sitting neglected, organize the faceup practice / sewing area, and the files in the bedroom... and maybe actually catch up on online shows, podcasts, and see some actual movies now that I have cable TV. On second thought, can you just make doll companies magically produce and ship faster? Pwetty pwease?

Sincerely, It Feels Like Eternity With THE Dream Doll On The Way

 

Dear Doll Companies,
Please try to have at least four letters in your sculpts' names. And please refrain from naming them common words. I would very much like to be able to search for them on DoA. It would be much appreciated!
-Sozael

 

this is fun!

Dear Glorydoll,
Please ship out my Goth Miyuki like NOW!
Sincerely, hhisprincess

Dear Napidoll,
arn't you ever going to release Aesh again? I'm dying to want him D:
Sincerely, hhisprincess

 

Dear outfit that only fits 60 cm boys-
Why do I have to like you so much I have to purchase a doll to wear you?
Sincerally broke

Dear Chaim-
Why did you have to be on the marketplace as a fullest for such a tempting price? Why did I always have to yern for you since your release?
Sincerely broke and in love

 

Dear Angelheim,
I don't appreciate deadlines. I now have only ONE WEEK to convince my fiancé that I do, in fact, need a NS Isac. With parts.
No love, This is totally an impulse buy

Dear SOOM,
Asdfalkfjhgkljfgh NS Topaz.
Sincerely, Not going to have the money before she sells out

Dear Tiaen,
Sorry. I know you like that body, but Rheda's going to want it back soon.
Sincerely, She of the head-swapping

Dear Soulkid Katie A.
Sorry toots, but you're not cutting it. Methinks Sephie was destined to be a Zaoll.
Speaking of which...

Dear Dollmore,
HATE.AGONY.ANGST.
That tan Luv is gorgeous... and more than I want to spend. Especially since I'm not wanting her to be an Egyptian princess. Pretty, but... no.
No love, Pining for tan Zaolls

 

Dear Luts,
Why do you hate me so? Where's my Zuzu?
Signed, Agirlinneedofherkitty.

Dear Wallet,
I'm sorry, please forgive.
Love, Me.

 

"Dear Dollmore,
Please refrain from releasing Zaoll Ramie WS, So I will have more time to safe.
Sincerely me."

"Dear owner,
Please get all of us done before buying us more friends.
Sincerely, My dolls."

 

Dear Angelic Pretty,
Please stop releasing all those awesome new prints.
I need that money to go into my doll fund.
Sincerely, doll loving lolita

 

Dear Luts,
I'm sorry for ever doubting you. Love you long teim.
Signed, Agirlabouttogetherkitty.

Dear Doll Companies,
Can haz blank head pictures please?
Signed, Me